Convert to Christianity
The Loyal Christians
30-11-2005, 22:18
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
GoodThoughts
30-11-2005, 22:19
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
Can you spell TROLL!
Iztatepopotla
30-11-2005, 22:19
Jesus Saves used to do it much better, though.
This is crude by comparison.
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
it would have been far easier to type
"im an idiot flame me please"
Secluded Islands
30-11-2005, 22:20
Can you spell TROLL!
its a bird, its a plane, its... its...a
http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/9689/troll8aq.jpg
[NS]Goddistan
30-11-2005, 22:21
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/galejb/BubyeTroll.jpg
I don't see the need for trolling like this.
Desperate Measures
30-11-2005, 22:21
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
I choose damnation! YAY!
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 22:22
http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/6772/warninglabel3ld.gif
BackwoodsSquatches
30-11-2005, 22:22
Im really starting to hate this idiot troll.
it would have been far easier to type
"im an idiot flame me please"
Ya,but if it almost looks like a legitiamte post someone might be stupid enough to feed the troll.
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 22:23
Jesus Saves used to do it much better, though.
This is crude by comparison.
Thanks!
Gods Rednecks
30-11-2005, 22:24
Don't you all dare bash The Loyal Christians. He knows what he's talking about. Yes only the Christian belief matters. If anyone bashes a Christian you will burn in HELL.
DrunkenDove
30-11-2005, 22:24
No smilies or bad spellings though. Let's see where he goes with this.
Callisdrun
30-11-2005, 22:25
If the only people who are going to be in heaven are like these, I'd much rather be in hell.
Commie Catholics
30-11-2005, 22:25
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
If I were your God and I heard you talking like this, I'd smite you in a second. :sniper:
Huh. And he calls us (non-believers) scumbags.
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
Run while you still have the chance. The people here may eat you alive.
Don't you all dare bash The Loyal Christians. He knows what he's talking about. Yes only the Christian belief matters. If anyone bashes a Christian you will burn in HELL.
hell is a state of mind
Steven Dehn : St Andrews Day 2005
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 22:27
Don't you all dare bash The Loyal Christians. He knows what he's talking about. Yes only the Christian belief matters. If anyone bashes a Christian you will burn in HELL.
No, you're going to hell for following the false prophet Jesus. The only way to heaven is through Ahura Mazda.
Saint Albert
30-11-2005, 22:28
From terrible apologists and prothelytizers, deliver us, O Lord!
[NS]Goddistan
30-11-2005, 22:29
I prefer the noodly appendage, myself.
Nureonia
30-11-2005, 22:30
Man. These trolls are poor. I loved JesusSaves much more.
Saint Albert
30-11-2005, 22:30
Don't you all dare bash The Loyal Christians. He knows what he's talking about. Yes only the Christian belief matters. If anyone bashes a Christian you will burn in HELL.
So is St. Paul, a.k.a. Saul, to whom Christ said "Why do you persecute me?", burning in hell?
Lazy Otakus
30-11-2005, 22:30
No, you're going to hell for following the false prophet Jesus. The only way to heaven is through Ahura Mazda.
Infidel! Ford was the true prophet!
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 22:31
Man. These trolls are poor. I loved JesusSaves much more.
At least he, wait I, brought something more than just ranting to the table. I'd bring screwed up websites that backed up my ranting.
Megaloria
30-11-2005, 22:32
This thread is more fun than..no, well, it really isn't all that fun, is it?
Mannatopia
30-11-2005, 22:32
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
No.
MinMaxRegret
30-11-2005, 22:32
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world- I guess this means i don't know, since the most popular religion in the world is Hinduism- Google it, bitches!
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 22:32
Infidel! Ford was the true prophet!
No, Ford killed Kennedy and Lincoln. You see, he set up their assasinations. Lincoln was killed in Ford's theater and Kennedy was killed in a Ford automobile. He's no prophet.
Nureonia
30-11-2005, 22:33
At least he, wait I, brought something more than just ranting to the table. I'd bring screwed up websites that backed up my ranting.
Yeah, and he was entertainingly crazy. It wasn't just 'Christian troll', it was 'BATSHIT INSANE WTF CHRISTIAN TROLL'.
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world- I guess this means i don't know, since the most popular religion in the world is Hinduism- Google it, bitches!
No, christians went off converting and killing any populations they came into contact with, it spread their religion rather widely.
Though islam is the fastest growing, so it will overtake christianity soon enough.
Man. These trolls are poor. I loved JesusSaves much more.
VoteEarly and Commando also made me laugh. Are there any other mad fundies I'm forgeting?
Euroslavia
30-11-2005, 22:35
As everybody knows, Christianity is the most popular religion in the world. There is only one religion in the world and that is Chrstianity, every body else is an athiest. Your either a believer in Jesus Christ as our savior or you don't, plain and simple. So I say to all of my fellow Christians to help convert all the corupt athiests over to our religion so they would finally know how to live a wonderful life.
I warned you before, unofficially, and you didn't listen.
The Loyal Christians: Official Warning for Trolling
I suggest you quit with the trolling threads.
Somplace
30-11-2005, 22:35
So is St. Paul, a.k.a. Saul, to whom Christ said "Why do you persecute me?", burning in hell?
You forgot the rest of the story Paul/Saul repents and starts working for God instead of persecuting Christian he helps them and becomes one of the most important christians(btw he's not in hell because God forgives all sins as long as the sinner is sincerly sorry)