NationStates Jolt Archive


CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Solarea
30-11-2005, 20:39
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

But really, why do they do it?
The Eliki
30-11-2005, 20:44
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

But really, why do they do it?For your security. Really, you shouldn't be asking so many questions.
Solarea
30-11-2005, 20:46
But don't they ever need the stuff that's been censored afterwards? Or do they have an unsencored copy in an archive or something?

Really, I'd like to know more about the inner workings of the CIA.
[NS]Olara
30-11-2005, 20:48
But don't they ever need the stuff that's been censored afterwards? Or do they have an unsencored copy in an archive or something?

Really, I'd like to know more about the inner workings of the CIA.
So get a job there.
Rohirric Legend
30-11-2005, 20:56
I know the site is joking but I really can't be sure whether some people here are. Should I be worried?
Dorksonia
30-11-2005, 21:01
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill ya..............LOL
Belarum
30-11-2005, 21:03
I know the site is joking but I really can't be sure whether some people here are. Should I be worried?

I can't tell either, I'm a little unnerved. :confused:
The Eliki
30-11-2005, 21:08
But don't they ever need the stuff that's been censored afterwards? Or do they have an unsencored copy in an archive or something?

Really, I'd like to know more about the inner workings of the CIA.
One would imagine they have more than one copy of documents they censor. I think most of the ones you see are copies given out to congressmen for reviews and whatnot. I bet there's a master copy somewhere.

And I'm sure lots of people would like to know more about the inner workings of the CIA. Y'know, the North Koreans, the Iranians, al-Qaida...;)
DrunkenDove
30-11-2005, 21:14
Y'know, the North Koreans, the Iranians, al-Qaida...;)

And script kiddies who believe the goverment is hiding aliens from them.
Solarea
30-11-2005, 21:16
Olara']So get a job there.

Don't you have to be a US citizen for that?

One would imagine they have more than one copy of documents they censor. I think most of the ones you see are copies given out to congressmen for reviews and whatnot. I bet there's a master copy somewhere.

And I'm sure lots of people would like to know more about the inner workings of the CIA. Y'know, the North Koreans, the Iranians, al-Qaida...

Yes! I could make a fortune selling them the informa- Erm, I mean, yeah, master copy. Right.
The Infinite Dunes
30-11-2005, 21:19
What people here actually thought for a second that the CIA would go to huge expenses of procuring infomation only to go over it with a black pen? Or am I completely missing some sarcasm here...
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 21:22
What people here actually thought for a second that the CIA would go to huge expenses of procuring infomation only to go over it with a black pen? Or am I completely missing some sarcasm here...
It's a joke about redacted documents sometimes released by the CIA. They'll use black magic marker to cover words or sentences that would reveal sources and methods or sensitive information that's still valuable.
CanuckHeaven
01-12-2005, 00:57
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

But really, why do they do it?


SOMEONE HAS USED WHITE HIGHLIGHTER ON THIS REPLY. PERHAPS IT IS A NEW TOOL USED BY THE CIA TO GET AWAY FROM THE BLACK ONE?
GR3AT BR1TA1N
01-12-2005, 00:59
The CIA are so corrupt:mad:

C.I.A. = Criminals In Action
Utracia
01-12-2005, 01:01
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

But really, why do they do it?

It's a government agency. If government does not do stupid things then it wouldn't be the government now would it?
Letila
01-12-2005, 03:24
It's a government agency. If government does not do stupid things then it wouldn't be the government now would it?

Good point:D