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Do you consider yourself a "Sexy Beast"?

No, just a beast. ;)

Wtf…

Neither a beast nor sexy.

Do you consider yourself a "Sexy Beast"?
Oh yeah. *Licks fingers* You like that don't you? *Wink, wink*

:D

Oh yeah. *Licks fingers* You like that don't you? *Wink, wink*

:D

You know it, honey.

Wtf…

Neither a beast nor sexy.
yup when insecurities take hold you just want to curl up in the nearest dark alley and let the demons take control.

You know it, honey.
Honey? Okay, not used to guys getting called that, but fine.

Honey? Okay, not used to guys getting called that, but fine.

What do you want me to call you?

Dirty Whoreperson?

No. I have the sexual attractiveness of a hysterectomy.

no i cant say as i do.

not really

i'm kinda fat enough to be a bear... so if said "beast" was bear-shaped, i suppose i could at least fulfill that criteria ;)

not really

i'm kinda fat enough to be a bear... so if said "beast" was bear-shaped, i suppose i could at least fulfill that criteria ;)

In that case, if you found a female bear, you never know...:fluffle:

In that case, if you found a female bear, you never know...:fluffle:

Bear on Beer Action!!!

Good question. I don't know, really. Beast anyday, but sexy... I guess I'll have to ask public opinion on that one.

Bear on Beer Action!!!
sounds good to me! :D :p

Good question. I don't know, really. Beast anyday, but sexy... I guess I'll have to ask public opinion on that one.

You are jolly sexy, my dear Cabra West

sounds good to me! :D :p

Knowing you, anything is good. :p

Depends on the time of day, usually... Mornings are dreadful... mucho beast, nada sexy. for the rest of the day it usually depends on how much I slept ;)
But at night, there's no holding back :D

Depends on the time of day, usually... Mornings are dreadful... mucho beast, nada sexy. for the rest of the day it usually depends on how much I slept ;)
But at night, there's no holding back :D

Ahhh, a night owl, eh?

Knowing you, anything is good. :p
hmm not sure exactly what that means so i'm gonna take it as a compliment :D

<~~~teh sexy beast

Only at night lol :p

Do you consider yourself a "Sexy Beast"?
Yes. Yes I am. I don't consider myself to be one, I just.. Am.

Of course i am!

I are teh ultimate shiz of sexy beastness

oh yes, I am. :fluffle: if i could, I'd have not only have sex with my boyfriend but also with myself. wait, I can do that, too!

excuse me for a bit while I...;)

Sexy Beast is just a classied-up way of saying Sexual Predator. And since I see throught that thin disguise, I won't answer the question.

You are jolly sexy, my dear Cabra West

Thanks. I'll hereby declare you "public opinion", and myself "sexy beast" ;)

I'm not a sexy beast; I'm the sexy beast.
Where is that from anyway? I started saying it after my friend was always saying it...

I'm not a sexy beast; I'm the sexy beast.
Where is that from anyway? I started saying it after my friend was always saying it...

Yes, yes you are.

And it's probably been popularised by the Austin Powers movies.

My Girlfriend seems to think so :D

i r teh sex!

I'm a beast. I never thought of myself as sexy, but have been called sexy by women whose opinions counted to me. I think it has more to do with my confidence than looks.

I'm a beast. I never thought of myself as sexy, but have been called sexy by women whose opinions counted to me. I think it has more to do with my confidence than looks.
That's a bold statement to make. We have an idea of your confidence, but no idea of your looks. PICTURES REQUESTED!!!!!!!!

not really

i'm kinda fat enough to be a bear... so if said "beast" was bear-shaped, i suppose i could at least fulfill that criteria ;)
Oh shush you :fluffle:

And in answer to the original question, right now, no. I suppose it depends on my mood.

I really can't say, though I do get stared at constantly when I'm in public...

No. I have the sexual attractiveness of a hysterectomy.

Oooh yeah, that's the good stuff **drool**:fluffle:

Judging by the people after me recently, I have suddenly become an extremely sexy beast. :p

I really can't say, though I do get stared at constantly when I'm in public...That's because you're naked.

Duh.

That's because you're naked.

Duh.

LOL!

I'm a bit too hairy to actually do that, you know... :p

LOL!

I'm a bit too hairy to actually do that, you know... :p
You don't seem like the hairy type. :p

You don't seem like the hairy type. :p

You've only seen one pic, and I had my shirt on!

You've only seen one pic, and I had my shirt on!
Well... you don't have a hairy personality? And *puts away ultra-binoculars* I haven't been watching you...

You've only seen one pic, and I had my shirt on!

What? Picture?

I haven't seen a picture. I demand pictage!

Well... you don't have a hairy personality? And *puts away ultra-binoculars* I haven't been watching you...

*doesn't hide, because he doesn't mind people spying on him*

Er...

What? Picture?

I haven't seen a picture. I demand pictage!

There's a pic of me on about... Page 12 of the Pics thread. It has tongue. Blue tongue.

There's a pic of me on about... Page 12 of the Pics thread. It has tongue. Blue tongue.

All I get are the South Park pics.

Bastard.

All I get are the South Park pics.

Bastard.

You'll find my pic on the thread. I'm serious --- it's somewhere around page 12. I need to get Erastide to fix the duplicate pic.

Haha, no.

You'll find my pic on the thread. I'm serious --- it's somewhere around page 12. I need to get Erastide to fix the duplicate pic.

I found it...God, you're ugly.

I found it...God, you're ugly.

Hahaha. :p

Hahaha. :p

Get a Haircut, a better colored shirt, and better eyes.

Scratch that, get a better face.

:D

That's a bold statement to make. We have an idea of your confidence, but no idea of your looks. PICTURES REQUESTED!!!!!!!!

I'm way too primitive to figure out how to get pics on here.

At any rate, after laughing heartily, my response to this would be:

No.

I consider myself a reasonably intelligent, reasonably warm-hearted, shorty, fat, ugly as sin troll (in the mythological sense, not the internet "trying to start a fight" sense).

At any rate, after laughing heartily, my response to this would be:

No.

I consider myself a reasonably intelligent, reasonably warm-hearted, shorty, fat, ugly as sin troll (in the mythological sense, not the internet "trying to start a fight" sense).

Booooo...

Booooo...

What's all this then? Boooo for what? Being honest in my self-assessment?

Do you consider yourself a "Sexy Beast"?
Drop the "beast" part, relable as "Sexpert" and you'll be right on the money. :D

Drop the "beast" part, relable as "Sexpert" and you'll be right on the money. :D

Well played! Worth chuckles and a beer! Bravo.