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Considering nobody's born a Christian and if they want to be one they have to consciously accept christ when they're mature enough to decide, who's troll puppet is Loyal Christians?

Considering nobody's born a Christian and if they want to be one they have to consciously accept christ when they're mature enough to decide, who's troll is Loyal Christians?

Maybe it's Jessussaves puppet or something. :p

Considering nobody's born a Christian and if they want to be one they have to consciously accept christ when they're mature enough to decide, who's troll is Loyal Christians?

Just a theory, but maybe Fred Phelps joined the forums?

(Kind of unlikely, though, because he wouldn't focus on atheists, he'd focus mostly on homosexuals)

Considering nobody's born a Christian and if they want to be one they have to consciously accept christ when they're mature enough to decide, who's troll is Loyal Christians?


To quote Shaggy "it wasn't me". Much as I'd have liked to do that actually...

Just a theory, but maybe Fred Phelps joined the forums?

(Kind of unlikely, though, because he wouldn't focus on atheists, he'd focus mostly on homosexuals)
Yes, because us homosexuals are the scourge of the earth.

And we caused the tsunami and hurricane Kathrina :rolleyes:

Maybe it's Jessussaves puppet or something. :p

I think it must be

Yes, because us homosexuals are the scourge of the earth.

And we caused the tsunami and hurricane Kathrina :rolleyes:

And you eat feces, etc. etc. etc. :rolleyes:

Crucify Phelps!

Yes, because us homosexuals are the scourge of the earth.

And we caused the tsunami and hurricane Kathrina :rolleyes:
You forgot that Satan spawned us :p

You forgot that Satan spawned us :p

And you caused 9-11.

:rolleyes:

You forgot that Satan spawned us :p

AAH!! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!

I think it probably is a mod, otherwise they would've been deleted by now.

And you eat feces, etc. etc. etc. :rolleyes:

Crucify Phelps!

*Sigh*

Look people, I'm sick of this shit. "Crucify Phelps," "Cut off his balls and make him eat them," "Put him in jail in a Klan costume" balh blah blah. Seriously, thats terrible. Its wrong to advocate violence like that. Its disgusting. Worst of all, its ignorant.

Everyone knows Christians like that should be thrown to hungry lions on PPV.

AAH!! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!
The Gates of Hell have opened! Oh no! :p

*Sigh*

Look people, I'm sick of this shit. "Crucify Phelps," "Cut off his balls and make him eat them," "Put him in jail in a Klan costume" balh blah blah. Seriously, thats terrible. Its wrong to advocate violence like that. Its disgusting. Worst of all, its ignorant.

Dude, I'm just kidding. As a libertarian, I strongly believe in free speech. It is Phelps's constitutional right to be an asshat.

Dude, I'm just kidding. As a libertarian, I strongly believe in free speech. It is Phelps's constitutional right to be an asshat.

Missed the last line, did ya? ;)

And you caused 9-11.

:rolleyes:
Why, yes, yes we did. After all, turbans are just SO fashionable, we couldn't resist.


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AAH!! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!
One has to wonder how the hell we do it :eek:

Yes, because us homosexuals are the scourge of the earth.

And we caused the tsunami and hurricane Kathrina :rolleyes:
Wrong! Everyone knows that George W. Bush caused those things.
And you caused 9-11.
And that, too.

Just a theory, but maybe Fred Phelps joined the forums?

(Kind of unlikely, though, because he wouldn't focus on atheists, he'd focus mostly on homosexuals)


Dear Lord, I am a christian, but I am the first to say I seriously *almost* hate that guy. Gives a bad name to us true believers...I bite my thumb at him.

Missed the last line, did ya? ;)

*Re-reads post*

Yup, guess I did. :headbang:

*Gets concussion from headbang, dies*

Olara']Wrong! Everyone knows that George W. Bush caused those things.

And that, too.
George W. Bush is gay? :eek:

One has to wonder how the hell we do it :eek:
My guess is that you all borrow access to the Algerian Clone Labs from the Jews.

George W. Bush is gay? :eek:
Well played. :p

My guess is that you all borrow access to the Algerian Clone Labs from the Jews.


off the topic..but i noticed that you don't have a number next to your posts..it says n/a...why is that? are you that kewl now? :p

My guess is that you all borrow access to the Algerian Clone Labs from the Jews.
Algerian.... clone labs.... from the jews.....


Riiiight.


*walks away backwards, slowly*

Olara']Well played. :p
Thank you *bows*

I haven't seen anything from this guy.

Hope he joins in. I'd love to get a good laugh.

DC, if it's you again, I think I'll keel over. I honestly believed that Jesussaves was a 12-year-old baptist.

George W. Bush is gay? :eek:
No George W. Bush invented "t3h gh3y" once when he was drunk. He combined a number of reactive chemicals with a feather boa and a copy of Better Homes and Gardens. The resultant concotion was then carefully hidden until a rather foolish Swede broke in to the containment facility in search of people to relentlessly mock.
That Swede was Fass, Patient Zero for what was soon to become an epidemic of fabulous proportions. Now the remaining survivors hide in the wreckage of a ruined city, knowing that exposure to anyone carrying the "t3h gh3y" can convert them in only a few seconds.
Will their valiant leader, Fred Phelps', Jesus Magick preserve them? Will they be overcome with "t3h gh3y"? Will I continue to ask rhetorical questions?
Find out next time on:
Gays End Our Lives

"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass."

Barry Goldwater

off the topic..but i noticed that you don't have a number next to your posts..it says n/a...why is that? are you that kewl now? :p
I can't edit or view my profile either. Weird stuff, eh? Originally I was going to complain, but I think that I rather enjoy being a Z0MB13.

Btw in response to poll option one,who is or what is DC?

Btw in response to poll option one,who is or what is DC?

Drunk commies, if I'm not mistaken. Or, DC Comics.

I can't edit or view my profile either. Weird stuff, eh? Originally I was going to complain, but I think that I rather enjoy being a Z0MB13.


Like hell..your not eating my brains! -shoots you in the head and runs- damn zombies...:P

Btw in response to poll option one,who is or what is DC?

DC is Jesussaves' puppet who outlived the puppet to become a real boy!

Drunk commies, if I'm not mistaken. Or, DC Comics.


As in drunk commies deleted? or what...see im still a n00b on this thing..so i have no idea whats happened in the past or who anyone is...all i really know is that i don't like fass. :D oh and my friend Yeru Shelayim(sp) got deleted for talking about exterminating arabs...ahhh those were funny times

As in drunk commies deleted? or what...see im still a n00b on this thing..so i have no idea whats happened in the past or who anyone is...all i really know is that i don't like fass. :D oh and my friend Yeru Shelayim(sp) got deleted for talking about exterminating arabs...ahhh those were funny times
Yeah, I was Drunk Commies, got deleted, came back as Drunk Commies Reborn, got deleted again, and came back as Drunk Commies Deleted. Before Drunk Commies.

No George W. Bush invented "t3h gh3y" once when he was drunk. He combined a number of reactive chemicals with a feather boa and a copy of Better Homes and Gardens. The resultant concotion was then carefully hidden until a rather foolish Swede broke in to the containment facility in search of people to relentlessly mock.
That Swede was Fass, Patient Zero for what was soon to become an epidemic of fabulous proportions. Now the remaining survivors hide in the wreckage of a ruined city, knowing that exposure to anyone carrying the "t3h gh3y" can convert them in only a few seconds.
Will their valiant leader, Fred Phelps', Jesus Magick preserve them? Will they be overcome with "t3h gh3y"? Will I continue to ask rhetorical questions?
Find out next time on:
Gays End Our Lives

Pure gold :D

Yeah, I was Drunk Commies, got deleted, came back as Drunk Commies Reborn, got deleted again, and came back as Drunk Commies Deleted. Before Drunk Commies.


Oh so i guess people don't like you then....that sucks :\

Oh so i guess people don't like you then....that sucks :\
No, everybody hates me. That's why I stick around. I'm not going to let them off that easy.

No, everybody hates me. That's why I stick around. I'm not going to let them off that easy.


Well if it makes you feel any better, since i am the nicest guy and all, i'll be your friend... :P

Well if it makes you feel any better, since i am the nicest guy and all, i'll be your friend... :P
Oh, I feel fine. Couldn't feel any better unless I was drunk and getting laid right now. I'll tell you what, Come on over with a thirty pack and a couple of sluts and we'll be bestest friends.:D

No, everybody hates me. That's why I stick around. I'm not going to let them off that easy.
What are you talking about? I like you plenty.

But, um....don't quote me on that.

Simonist']What are you talking about? I like you plenty.

But, um....don't quote me on that.
I was just kidding. Lying to children and newbies is a great form of entertainment.

I'll bring the beer, but I don't want crabs. You can have the sluts. :p

Then, if you're lucky, I'll proselytize you. ;)

*Gets out the BIG King James Version*



In all seriousness, though, this guy is one more reason why Christians get pegged as assholes. Frankly, I wish there was a different name for us, if only so we didn't have to be associated with guys like Pat, Jerry, and the like.

I was just kidding. Lying to children and newbies is a great form of entertainment.


hey now...no fair..i was sincere when i said that....gah...oh well

It's not me. My troll was less classy.

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http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/grillen.gif"We need some more!" "Working on it!"http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/flamethrower.gifhttp://www.quatschi-meyer.de/pics/troll.gif
That was re98er67ergdh. :)

That was re98er67ergdh. :)
Pardon me, but my 1337 skills suck. That was... what?

Pardon me, but my 1337 skills suck. That was... what?
That wasn't 1337. That was me typing jibberish because I was too lazy to come up with a compliment.

That wasn't 1337. That was me typing jibberish because I was too lazy to come up with a compliment.
Why thank you! Compliments are always good :D And here I am transcribing/deciphering/unscrambling jibberish and it just won't make any sense...
(Ever since I found those three I knew they'd make a nice triplet - just needed either a) a troll or b) a good thread to post'em together...)