He who smelt it must have dealt it...
Deep Kimchi
30-11-2005, 18:29
Flatulence will get you nowhere...
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2005-11-30T165431Z_01_YUE060836_RTRUKOC_0_US-CONGRESS-LIBRARY-EVACUATION.xml&rpc=22
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The main building of the Library of Congress was evacuated on Wednesday morning after a "suspicious odor" was detected and two people felt faint, Capitol police said.
Secluded Islands
30-11-2005, 18:35
haha :D
silent, but deadly...
Puddytat
30-11-2005, 18:43
Nearby buildings, including the U.S. Capitol and the Supreme Court, were not affected.
Allah on a stick, I would hope not, that would have been a 9.3 on the sphincter scale for such a bum burning blast.
Reminds me are Sprouts on the WMD list (Bloody should be)
Carnivorous Lickers
30-11-2005, 19:28
Flatulence will get you nowhere...
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2005-11-30T165431Z_01_YUE060836_RTRUKOC_0_US-CONGRESS-LIBRARY-EVACUATION.xml&rpc=22
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The main building of the Library of Congress was evacuated on Wednesday morning after a "suspicious odor" was detected and two people felt faint, Capitol police said.
Someone reported having seen Ted Kennedy moments earlier, bearing down-red faced and with one eye shut declare "That was a hot one", before plodding off quickly.
DrunkenDove
30-11-2005, 19:34
An evacutation plan for when someone farts? There's something I could use.
Carnivorous Lickers
30-11-2005, 19:37
homeland security has a training course on match lighting in enclosed areas.
Drunk commies deleted
30-11-2005, 19:37
How funny would it be if it really turned out to be someone's gas that caused the evacuation?
German Nightmare
30-11-2005, 19:43
All I can say to that is http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/wasntme-sign.gif
What do they mean by "suspicious" anyway?!?
Carnivorous Lickers
30-11-2005, 19:46
All I can say to that is http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/wasntme-sign.gif
What do they mean by "suspicious" anyway?!?
yeah-thats what I'm enjoying too. Actually-almost any smell is suspicious.
What did it smell like? Tuna fish? An old sneaker? Provolone cheese?
Vanilla might be considered suspicious there.
Just the thought of i makes me feel faint.
Carnivorous Lickers
30-11-2005, 19:48
How funny would it be if it really turned out to be someone's gas that caused the evacuation?
Whats funnier would be the resources used to determine that.
Later today, they'll announce a Keyhole satellite detected a heat bloom near Ted Kennedy consistent with a hearty corned beef/beer fart, with the images clearly showing a young female intern pulling his finger
Puddytat
30-11-2005, 19:53
All I can say to that is http://flamevault.com/~meeks/emoticons/wasntme-sign.gif
What do they mean by "suspicious" anyway?!?
Maybe these people have never experienced a Scotch Egg & Chillied Spamathon
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