So you wanna rob a bank? Ok, strip nacked first...
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 14:27
Police nab naked 'bank robbers'
Two naked suspected bank robbers detained by police in San Salvador
Police in El Salvador say they have exposed a planned bank heist after finding two naked would-be robbers digging a tunnel towards the vault.
The two men, covered in nothing but dust, were caught after part of the tunnel collapsed, leaving a gaping hole in the street near the bank. ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4483926.stm
I thought this was just too funny. Imagine those two running out of a whole in the ground onto a busy street stark nacked.... :D :D
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 14:28
"Stick 'em up"
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:30
"Stick 'em up"
ROFLMFAO!!!
Yeah, and wouldn't you be surprised if they both went **BOINNNNG!** :D
Jeruselem
30-11-2005, 14:36
Hehe, "Bank Robbers Exposed"
Teh_pantless_hero
30-11-2005, 14:36
The most important question is not "Why were they naked?" but "Why were they tunneling under the bank while naked?"
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 14:38
Perhaps they were going through another tunnel as well :eek:
The odd one
30-11-2005, 14:39
The most important question is not "Why were they naked?" but "Why were they tunneling under the bank while naked?"
apparently it was too hot in the tunnel, so they stripped. i assume they were going to get dressed again when they got to other side, unless they had 'shock tactics' in mind (probably make them easier to identify though....)
EDIT: or that...^
(probably make them easier to identify though....)
That'd make for an interesting identity parade.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4483926.stm
I thought this was just too funny. Imagine those two running out of a whole in the ground onto a busy street stark nacked.... :D :D
Maybe they were just digging naked because they were too hot?
Or they didn't want to get their good bank robbing clothes dirty.
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:43
That'd make for an interesting identity parade.
Witness: "No, that's not him. His doesn't turn to the right enough!" :D
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:44
Hehe, "Bank Robbers Exposed"
Oh, GROAN! [ buries head in hands ] :D
The odd one
30-11-2005, 14:48
Witness: "No, that's not him. His doesn't turn to the right enough!" :D
average height, average build, average length......
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 14:50
did CSI match sperm samples from the bank and tunnel?
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:57
In an iteresting asside, there was a story some time back about a man who was "visiting" the homes of housewives during the day stark naked. Police had a hard time finding him because not one of the women visited could describe his face! :D
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:58
average height, average build, average length......
Hehehe! "Sorry, officer, but he's just too long to have been one of those bank-robbers. Um ... can you release him now, please?" :D
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 14:59
In an iteresting asside...
You said ass
Jeruselem
30-11-2005, 14:59
In an iteresting asside, there was a story some time back about a man who was "visiting" the homes of housewives during the day stark naked. Police had a hard time finding him because not one of the women visited could describe his face! :D
That's when you need a dog which attacks ... low down.
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 15:01
You said ass
:eek:
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 15:02
That's when you need a dog which attacks ... low down.
Hehehe! Talking Head: "In further news today, a suspected flasher was relieved of his weapon by a woman's dog while giving her a full on salute. Film at eleven!" :D