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I think the forum could do with a little kinkyness again for a change. It has become boringly clean in the last few weeks.

So, here's my question:
Did you ever play role games when having sex? Or do you some fanasies like that? Like the schoolgirl and the dirty old man, or like the nun and the priest, to name but a few well-loved cliches?

Let's hear it... maybe your fantasy can inspire others ;)

Nice thread. ;)

You mean with myself? Sure.

Schoolgirls are hot. That's cause I'm 16, but still..

I think the forum could do with a little kinkyness again for a change. It has become boringly clean in the last few weeks.

So, here's my question:
Did you ever play role games when having sex? Or do you some fanasies like that? Like the schoolgirl and the dirty old man, or like the nun and the priest, to name but a few well-loved cliches?

Let's hear it... maybe your fantasy can inspire others ;)


I'd say at least 80% of internet forums presently online are dealing with this sort of stuff on an exclusive basis - Why don't you go and post on one of them instead?

Others amongst us like this forum to be slightly more interesting.

I'd say at least 80% of internet forums presently online are dealing with this sort of stuff on an exclusive basis - Why don't you go and post on one of them instead?

Others amongst us like this forum to be slightly more interesting.

*lol
At the moment, you are outnumbered 4:1 ;)

Others amongst us like this forum to be slightly more interesting.
I find this interesting. Just because I find this interesting, does not mean I am a sex-crazed fool with no morals.

a sex-crazed fool with no morals.

You say that like it were a bad thing.

I find this interesting. Just because I find this interesting, does not mean I am a sex-crazed fool with no morals.

But that in itself would be interesting ;)

Schoolgirls are hot. That's cause I'm 16, but still..

Chances are you'll find schoolgirls even hotter when you are 42 :D

Actually, I quite like that fantasy... so many options

I tried it, but there's no good place to role the dice and my pencil keeps punching through the character sheets, it's just uncomfor-

What?


What do you want? My...but then what will I buy lunch with?


Oh.

I see. okay...

I'll go now...

I tried it, but there's no good place to role the dice and my pencil keeps punching through the character sheets, it's just uncomfor-

What?


What do you want? My...but then what will I buy lunch with?


Oh.

I see. okay...

I'll go now...


What took you so long? I had expected the first allusion to D&D at latest in the third post on thist thread

I find this interesting. Just because I find this interesting, does not mean I am a sex-crazed fool with no morals.


Then don't try to claim that I ever suggested that you were.


Actually, I just took exception to the original assertion that the forum is 'boringly clean' because it apparently it doesn't have enough 'sex posts'....yawn.

Then don't try to claim that I ever suggested that you were.


Actually, I just took exception to the original assertion that the forum is 'boringly clean' because it apparently it doesn't have enough 'sex posts'....yawn.
I didn't claim that at all. Just asserting the fact that I'm not :)

I find this interesting. Just because I find this interesting, does not mean I am a sex-crazed fool with no morals.

Morals have nothing to do with role playing you know. Morals come into play if you go outside your monogomous relationship in place of role playing or fantasies. Or depending on your theological outlook I suppose if you engage in any sexual activity besides the missionary position with your heterosexual husband/wife.

Morals have nothing to do with role playing you know. Morals come into play if you go outside your monogomous relationship in place of role playing or fantasies. Or depending on your theological outlook I suppose if you engage in any sexual activity besides the missionary position with your heterosexual husband/wife.

Cracking first post. Welcome.

What's the missionary position?

Morals have nothing to do with role playing you know. Morals come into play if you go outside your monogomous relationship in place of role playing or fantasies. Or depending on your theological outlook I suppose if you engage in any sexual activity besides the missionary position with your heterosexual husband/wife.
Yes.. You're right. It wasn't really too much of a serious statement though. Perhaps I should be more careful with my wording.

Cracking first post. Welcome.

What's the missionary position?

Her on her back and him on top. I think it got its name from the fact that it was (or maybe still is) the only position approved by the Catholic church...

Morals have nothing to do with role playing you know.*obligatory crack about chaotic evil alignment*

What's the missionary position?No sex before marriage?

Her on her back and him on top. I think it got its name from the fact that it was (or maybe still is) the only position approved by the Catholic church...

Sorry, I should have used a smiley. :)
Joking apart though, is that right? Did the church really approve sexual positions? I can see a gap in the market there....

No sex before marriage?

Hey theng yo.:D

Sorry, I should have used a smiley. :)
Joking apart though, is that right? Did the church really approve sexual positions? I can see a gap in the market there....



They did... at least during the late middle ages and early modern ages, as far as I know. They were strictly opposed to doggy style, as it resembled animals, and the woman on top was out of the questions as the idea in those days was (of course) that all sex should serve procreation and that the woman couldn't conceive if she was on top.

They did... at least during the late middle ages and early modern ages, as far as I know. They were strictly opposed to doggy style, as it resembled animals, and the woman on top was out of the questions as the idea in those days was (of course) that all sex should serve procreation and that the woman couldn't conceive if she was on top.

Jings. They really got themselves into a tangle didn't they? Celibate priests lecturing on best practice for conception? YOu couldn't make it up.

What took you so long? I had expected the first allusion to D&D at latest in the third post on thist thread
I was just as suprised as you, really.

Jings. They really got themselves into a tangle didn't they? Celibate priests lecturing on best practice for conception? YOu couldn't make it up.

:D
I think it was Terry Pratchett who said that celibacy and and ascetic lifestyle in unheated cells leads to very odd ideas around 3 o'clock in the morning...

:D
I think it was Terry Pratchett who said that celibacy and and ascetic lifestyle in unheated cells leads to very odd ideas around 3 o'clock in the morning...
Tehehee, I can believe that.

Anyone ever played pirates?

Tehehee, I can believe that.

Anyone ever played pirates?

Ahaar. Nope. But my mind is currently making up some fairly dubious scenarios involving rum...and the other two......

Tehehee, I can believe that.

Anyone ever played pirates?

Care to elaborate the scenario?

Ahaar. Nope. But my mind is currently making up some fairly dubious scenarios involving rum...and the other two......
Nothing beats the "Wanna polish me peg-leg?" Hehehe.

Seriously though, it's hours of good dirty fun. Read him/her a couple of pirate stories & have a go at it next you have time & are in the mood.

@ Cabra, I'm not sure this is the place...

Why lookee here, if it isn't the internet

Well sometimes I like to play... er... um and then there's... oh... no... of course I like to... hey waitaminute! You're not tricking me into posting my sex life on here dammit! I cannot be held responsible for the trauma of young innocent minds.

Nothing beats the "Wanna polish me peg-leg?" Hehehe.

Seriously though, it's hours of good dirty fun. Read him/her a couple of pirate stories & have a go at it next you have time & are in the mood.

@ Cabra, I'm not sure this is the place...

True... sorry to goad you

Well sometimes I like to play... er... um and then there's... oh... no... of course I like to... hey waitaminute! You're not tricking me into posting my sex life on here dammit! I cannot be held responsible for the trauma of young innocent minds.

Forget them. Indulge my old and jaded one.

True... sorry to goad you
No problem hon. I'm sort of curious about that schoolgirl thing, but I can feel some sort of outcry around the corner, possibly with heavyheanded modding lurking in the background, so.. Me not poke bear with toothpick :p

Forget them. Indulge my old and jaded one.

Heh. Hasn't anybody told you some things are better left to the imagination? I'm pretty sure this is one of those things. ;)

Heh. Hasn't anybody told you some things are better left to the imagination? I'm pretty sure this is one of those things. ;)

How true, how true. Bah.

I leave the forum for just one minute and THIS is what happens...

No problem hon. I'm sort of curious about that schoolgirl thing, but I can feel some sort of outcry around the corner, possibly with heavyheanded modding lurking in the background, so.. Me not poke bear with toothpick :p

I know... but I like walking that thin line. ;) It's really all in the wording.

Let's just say I look surprisingly cute in a plaid skirt and with pigtails ;)

I wouldn't mind doing S&M with a guy, although nothing too extreme. Military uniforms are also sexy :)

I have to admit, when I first read the title, I thought the question was asking if people were playing NationStates while in bed... :p

And while my personal life is that, I will note that if you are interested in role playing between lovers, Japan is THE nation for that!

*shudders at the memory of a certain store in Akihabara*

I have to admit, when I first read the title, I thought the question was asking if people were playing NationStates while in bed... :p

And while my personal life is that, I will note that if you are interested in role playing between lovers, Japan is THE nation for that!

*shudders at the memory of a certain store in Akihabara*

Why's that? What kind of shop?

well, i bought my (now ex)girlfriend a french maids outfit.

Nothing beats a tight SS uniform, unless it's your boyfriend roleplaying as Hitler or Mussolini...

I wouldn't mind doing S&M with a guy, although nothing too extreme. Military uniforms are also sexy :)

Ok, now, nothing turns me off faster than a military uniform, I'm afraid...

Nothing beats a tight SS uniform, unless it's your boyfriend roleplaying as Hitler or Mussolini...I've always considered genocide a major turn off.

Ok, now, nothing turns me off faster than a military uniform, I'm afraid...

Crazy. Think of the jackboots, think of the jackboots...

I've always considered genocide a major turn off.


You don't bloody roleplay that.

Crazy. Think of the jackboots, think of the jackboots...

Not with a military uniform, no way. Now, if you are talking tight leather pants and maybe a white shirt and an earring, you're in :D

You don't bloody roleplay that.If you wear an SS uniform, you do.

If you wear an SS uniform, you do.

Na, you might just be roleplaying Prince Harry :D

Na, you might just be roleplaying Prince Harry :DAnother major turn off... :p

I had a girlfriend that didn't really understand the whole fantasy bit. Tried, but she never got it. I'd ask her if there's something she, you know, 'wants.'

"If I tell you then it's not real." or some nonsense like that.

That's why they call it 'fantasy.' If it was something that was going to happen it'd be a 'goal.' And you can't just expect me to come up with it. Dammit woman, you've done the deed with me, you know I ain't comin' up with shit. For crying out loud, you had to suggest different positions! You knew what you where dealing with. Give some directions, dammit.

Ahem. I mean-


Hello ladies....

Ah, whatever. I could lie and say I was all good with my first partner and let you guess the truth or...

Another major turn off... :p

I said Prince Harry, not Prince Charles :D

Why's that? What kind of shop?
Any kind of costume, and I mean ANY kind of costume, as well as other things I cannot post unless I run afoul of the rules.

My wife and I stopped roleplaying and made it real.

If you wear an SS uniform, you do.

Not really. That's like saying if you were roleplaying as pilots you'd actually be flying planes rather than having sex.

Any kind of costume, and I mean ANY kind of costume, as well as other things I cannot post unless I run afoul of the rules.

Cool... they wouldn't have a website you could TG me?

My wife and I stopped roleplaying and made it real.

She went back to school and you joined the army? :confused:

She went back to school and you joined the army? :confused:

Nope, I joined the Army in the mid-1980s and left in the early 1990s.

My wife and I have a fantasy about group sex. Instead of fantasizing, we make it real.

Did you ever play role games when having sex? Or do you some fanasies like that? Like the schoolgirl and the dirty old manDone that one a few times. My boyfriend also has a bit of a vampire thing, so I've played the vampire 'attacking' him a few times. Kept my own teeth, though :p

Having too much fun with normal play...




..for now. :D

And while my personal life is that, I will note that if you are interested in role playing between lovers, Japan is THE nation for that!

*shudders at the memory of a certain store in Akihabara*
Why's that? What kind of shop?

There are lots of shops and stores over here catering to roleplaying, ranging from places to buy costumes, "French maid cafes", themed "love hotels" (which may include costumes), and so on, up to imekura ("Image Club"), brothels and call girl services dedicated to sexual RPing.

French Maid Cafes: http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=shukan&id=230
Newspaper article (work/school safe) "Etchi Cosplay": http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fd20040829tc.htm#2

(There used to be a love hotel in Tokyo with a Star Trek theme - every room done up as a room on the Enterprise and closets full of Star Fleet uniforms.)

I have to admit, when I first read the title, I thought the question was asking if people were playing NationStates while in bed... :p


Bringing a whole new meaning to 'fires IGNORE cannon'.

Nothing beats a tight SS uniform, unless it's your boyfriend roleplaying as Hitler or Mussolini...
As long as the guy in it is tight too :) Its good in S&M as well, where you play the subserviant soldier ;)

I've never needed roleplay or fantasy; nothing beats the reality of my relationship <3

<sigh> No. I want uniforms and/or bondage, dammit!

Incidentally, I nominate Cabra West for the award of Horniest NSer.

<sigh> No. I want uniforms and/or bondage, dammit!

Incidentally, I nominate Cabra West for the award of Horniest NSer.

*roflmao

I would never win against the likes of Fass or Eutrusca

(There used to be a love hotel in Tokyo with a Star Trek theme - every room done up as a room on the Enterprise and closets full of Star Fleet uniforms.)
For some of the people I know... I can see them going there. And that scares me. :p

For some of the people I know... I can see them going there. And that scares me. :p

No. I can't really imagine ANYBODY being turned on by Star Trek. I mean, I like it myself, but it's so sterile and clean and... no. No way. Star Trek and sex are incompatible.

No. I can't really imagine ANYBODY being turned on by Star Trek. I mean, I like it myself, but it's so sterile and clean and... no. No way. Star Trek and sex are incompatible.
So you like dirty sex *takes notes*

So you like dirty sex *takes notes*

I thought that was pretty obvious from this thread? ;)

So you like dirty sex *takes notes*

Unless there's a lot of fecal matter involved, or you are rolling in actual dirt and mud, sex isn't dirty.

I thought that was pretty obvious from this thread? ;)
Obviously not. Dressing up Star Trek style is sterile :p ;)

Unless there's a lot of fecal matter involved, or you are rolling in actual dirt and mud, sex isn't dirty.

"It is, if you're doing it right" - Woody Allen, I think :D

*roflmao

I would never win against the likes of Fass or Eutrusca


Wait a minute... *L* You spoke too soon.


Roleplay? Yeah- I'm usually the Big Bad Wolf and my wife is Little Red Riding Hood.

Unless there's a lot of fecal matter involved, or you are rolling in actual dirt and mud, sex isn't dirty.
I don't know about you, but I like to wash up some time after.

PS: EWWWWW fecal matter!

<sigh> No. I want uniforms and/or bondage, dammit!

Incidentally, I nominate Cabra West for the award of Horniest NSer.
S&M can be really hot with the right people :p Dunno so much about bondage though, although I wouldn't mind it I guess.

Obviously not. Dressing up Star Trek style is sterile :p ;)

I can't help it, but the thought of Janeway and Picard getting it on is somehow... scary beyond belief.

I don't know about you, but I like to wash up some time after.
Yeah, otherwise you feel all sticky and sweaty...great during sex, not fun after.

I can't help it, but the thought of Janeway and Picard getting it on is somehow... scary beyond belief.
Nevermind them

Think of Worf and Data! :eek:

Wait a minute... *L* You spoke too soon.


Roleplay? Yeah- I'm usually the Big Bad Wolf and my wife is Little Red Riding Hood.

"Grandmother, what a big... "

Oops... I'll better not go on ;)

so........uh...........yeah. I am not goin into details though, as they would shock and sicken you (maybe)

so........uh...........yeah. I am not goin into details though, as they would shock and sicken you (maybe)

Well, if Worf and Data didn't shock and sicken us yet....

"Grandmother, what a big... "

Oops... I'll better not go on ;)
lol you do have a dirty mind :p

Well, I frequently role-play in bed... there was one time when I was invading another nation at 3 AM, sitting up in bed with my laptop while firing cruise missiles and 27" shells into his...



What's that?



*backs away slowly, hides under bed*

:D

Unless there's a lot of fecal matter involved, or you are rolling in actual dirt and mud, sex isn't dirty.


Would that be in the "prison yard" scenario?

Chances are you'll find schoolgirls even hotter when you are 42 :D

Actually, I quite like that fantasy... so many options
Thats freakin discusting!! You petafile!

"Grandmother, what a big... "

Oops... I'll better not go on ;)



"All the better to <<verb>> you with, my dear...

No-you go on, you dirty girl...real slow...

No, I've never tried a role play during sex. Hell, I have a tough enough time concentrating on what I'm doing as it is.
It's can be the most confusing 20 seconds of the day!

No, I've never tried a role play during sex. Hell, I have a tough enough time concentrating on what I'm doing as it is.
It's can be the most confusing 20 seconds of the day!
You're doing it wrong in that case. :p

Well, I frequently role-play in bed... there was one time when I was invading another nation at 3 AM, sitting up in bed with my laptop while firing cruise missiles and 27" shells into his...



What's that?



*backs away slowly, hides under bed*

:D
I suppose that counts :p

As a separate, general question, so what if you do it on the floor or the table or anywhere else? Does the sexual roleplaying still count then for the purposes of this thread? :p

Yeah, otherwise you feel all sticky and sweaty...great during sex, not fun after.

My efforts generally leave me unconscious afterward. I expend a lot of energy.
I will say-afterwards- the ever present aching in my knees seems to vanish. As if pain killer was injected right into them. The pain is replaced by a pleasant warm feeling.

MorganErfman']Thats freakin discusting!! You petafile!

What's a petafile?

What's a petafile?

It's a dossier put together by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. What else did you think he might have meant? :p

Well, if Worf and Data didn't shock and sicken us yet....

... we have a possible career ahead in slash fiction?

My efforts generally leave me unconscious afterward. I expend a lot of energy.
I will say-afterwards- the ever present aching in my knees seems to vanish. As if pain killer was injected right into them. The pain is replaced by a pleasant warm feeling.
Hehe well people do say sex is the best form of keeping fit. I have yet to see a guy who can totally wear me out.

Hehe well people do say sex is the best form of keeping fit. I have yet to see a guy who can totally wear me out.
I don't have any problem wearing my wife out. It takes about two hours of penetration.

I'm sure you must be exhausted too after that though :p

I'm sure you must be exhausted too after that though :p
No. Often, I haven't even had a single orgasm.

She's usually had more than 40 in that time.

MorganErfman']petafile!
:D

I wish I had someone to roleplay in bed with.

:(

No. Often, I haven't even had a single orgasm.

She's usually had more than 40 in that time.
lol I wonder what your secret is then. :p

No. Often, I haven't even had a single orgasm.

She's usually had more than 40 in that time.


I dont last two hours, but I am good for a good solid half hour or more. My wife is also multi orgasmic too and she has asked me to stop after a while.

I cant imagine having more than the one or two per session. Maybe if I make it to Heaven someday.

lol I wonder what your secret is then. :p
1. In some men, Prozac makes it very difficult to achieve orgasm - you get hard, and that's it. This also occurs as you get older (I'm 44 and my wife is 33).
2. I run every morning, 5 miles, with 80 pounds of sand in a backpack. I have to do something to keep up with a younger woman who used to be a gymnast and competitive swimmer.

I dont last two hours, but I am good for a good solid half hour or more. My wife is also multi orgasmic too and she has asked me to stop after a while.

yeah after about the 4th orgasm you can't really handle any more sometimes.

1. In some men, Prozac makes it very difficult to achieve orgasm - you get hard, and that's it. This also occurs as you get older (I'm 44 and my wife is 33).
2. I run every morning, 5 miles, with 80 pounds of sand in a backpack. I have to do something to keep up with a younger woman who used to be a gymnast and competitive swimmer.
Makes sense :p

yeah after about the 4th orgasm you can't really handle any more sometimes.
I usually like to take my wife one or two past her saying "I can't take it anymore..."

yeah after about the 4th orgasm you can't really handle any more sometimes.

Not that I can count well to start with, let alone while aroused, she consistently has a dozen or more from foreplay through my own.

1. In some men, Prozac makes it very difficult to achieve orgasm - you get hard, and that's it. This also occurs as you get older (I'm 44 and my wife is 33).
2. I run every morning, 5 miles, with 80 pounds of sand in a backpack. I have to do something to keep up with a younger woman who used to be a gymnast and competitive swimmer.


I'm 38 now and so is she. Add paxil and lexapro to your list. Orgasm achieved with focus and concentration, rather than just friction.

As far as your morning PT-my hats off to you, man.

I'm 38 now and so is she. Add paxil and lexapro to your list. Orgasm achieved with focus and concentration, rather than just friction.

As far as your morning PT-my hats off to you, man.

Military habits die hard. My knees hate me, but my wife is the principal beneficiary of the PT.

I usually like to take my wife one or two past her saying "I can't take it anymore..."
my husband does that too:D

my husband does that too:D
My wife has a motto...

happy at work, happy at home, happy in bed...

I wish I had someone to roleplay in bed with.

:(

You female?:p

my husband does that too:D


thats so we can pass out with a manly grin.

A woman thats been ravaged well doesnt want to cuddle afterwards. She just melts too.

thats so we can pass out with a manly grin.

A woman thats been ravaged well doesnt want to cuddle afterwards. She just melts too.

I love it when my wife is so exhausted and sweaty that she goes right to sleep, and when she wakes up in the morning, she has what we call "the hairdo".

Military habits die hard. My knees hate me, but my wife is the principal beneficiary of the PT.

Not to mention your heart. You've given me a goal to work up to.

I thought I was doing good shrugging 5 gallon spackle buckets full of concrete.

So who would be in favour of a signup for the 1st kinky RP thread on NS?

I love it when my wife is so exhausted and sweaty that she goes right to sleep, and when she wakes up in the morning, she has what we call "the hairdo".


Yeah-and its hard to tell where the wet spot stops and we start.

The sheets are in the wash a lot at our house.

Its a happy mess here, thank God

thats so we can pass out with a manly grin.

A woman thats been ravaged well doesnt want to cuddle afterwards. She just melts too.
ah...........I see now....................;)

ah...........I see now....................;)


I've said it before in here- a great deal of my pleasure and fulfillment is derived from her pleasure and fulfullment. The more she gets out of it, the more I get out of it.
Is that selfish? :D

Its a happy mess here, thank God

Emphasis on the word "happy" :fluffle:

I've said it before in here- a great deal of my pleasure and fulfillment is derived from her pleasure and fulfullment. The more she gets out of it, the more I get out of it.
Is that selfish? :D
Guess its human nature. Giving pleasure results in deriving it.

I would love to find a guy who can wear me out...and that I can wear out too :p Hah, guess I'm a demanding guy.

Guess its human nature. Giving pleasure results in deriving it.

I would love to find a guy who can wear me out...and that I can wear out too :p Hah, guess I'm a demanding guy.

The question is how athletic are you then. If I have more physical stamina than you, and I know I'm going to last a long time, then if you're a guy, I'd need to make an assessment on how much physical stamina you have.

How far can you run, and how fast?

Heh, I'm slim yet not very athletic...well as of recently anyway.

Heh, I'm slim yet not very athletic...well as of recently anyway.

So am i, but you don't see me bragging

#sport people do though :p

Heh, I'm slim yet not very athletic...well as of recently anyway.

I can run five miles with an 80 pound pack, and for the first three miles, I'm averaging about 6 minutes 15 seconds per mile. I can keep running for 12 miles, and I will make the 12 miles in just over 2 hours.

That's in hilly terrain with no roads - just a dirt path.

So am i, but you don't see me bragging

#sport people do though :p
Good for them. I should really get back to keeping myself fit though.

I can run five miles with an 80 pound pack, and for the first three miles, I'm averaging about 6 minutes 15 seconds per mile. I can keep running for 12 miles, and I will make the 12 miles in just over 2 hours.

That's in hilly terrain with no roads - just a dirt path.

2 trains were heading on the same tracl

1 was heading east going 60 miles per hour while the other was going west at 85 miles per hour...

I'd say at least 80% of internet forums presently online are dealing with this sort of stuff on an exclusive basis - Why don't you go and post on one of them instead?

Others amongst us like this forum to be slightly more interesting.


tell me what ??? outing themselves as prudish people , that go in the cellar to laugh ? I think this thread is more interesting, than the neverending "really" boring , about war...how to kick someone in his ass and so on..

Gratulation Cabra...I find it great to play "Roleplayinggames" maybe the postman and the housewife..or a pirat and his hostage...

Rock on !!!!
:)

tell me what ??? outing themselves as prudish people , that go in the cellar to laugh ? I think this thread is more interesting, than the neverending "really" boring , about war...how to kick someone in his ass and so on..

Gratulation Cabra...I find it great to play "Roleplayinggames" maybe the postman and the housewife..or a pirat and his hostage...

Rock on !!!!
:)

Postman and housewife? Now, there's a new one... and it doesn't really require much costume. Cool ;)


Folks, I leave my thread for a few hours and when I come back to it, what do I find? A bunch of hijackers bragging about how long they last in bed and how many orgasms their wifes have in one session, and not a word about roleplaying or fantasies. I'm severely disappointed in you.

Postman and housewife? Now, there's a new one... and it doesn't really require much costume. Cool ;)

Folks, I leave my thread for a few hours and when I come back to it, what do I find? A bunch of hijackers bragging about how long they last in bed and how many orgasms their wifes have in one session, and not a word about roleplaying or fantasies. I'm severely disappointed in you.

How am I supposed to roleplay having my wife serviced by 15 men at once?

No, we had to go out and do it...

How am I supposed to roleplay having my wife serviced by 15 men at once?

No, we had to go out and do it...

:eek:

15? No, I'm not gonna ask, I'm not gonna ask, I'm not gonna ask...

Cabra, will you Role Play with me?

I've roleplayed the "You find me attractive and aren't really asleep"

Well sometimes I like to play... er... um and then there's... oh... no... of course I like to... hey waitaminute! You're not tricking me into posting my sex life on here dammit! I cannot be held responsible for the trauma of young innocent minds.
Traumatise me! lol

or like the nun and the priest Suddenly I am reminded of that Black Adder episode with the baby-eating priest of Bath & Wells.

Suddenly I am reminded of that Black Adder episode with the baby-eating priest of Bath & Wells.
I liked the one where the Queen is coming over for supper, and they have prepared a "root".

A rather obscene looking "root".

How am I supposed to roleplay having my wife serviced by 15 men at once?

No, we had to go out and do it...
Hah, I wouldn't mind being in her place :p

Hah, I wouldn't mind being in her place :p
Ever wonder why I like watching?

Suddenly I am reminded of that Black Adder episode with the baby-eating priest of Bath & Wells.

I was more thinking along the lines of Black Adder as Archbishop of Canterbury in the nunnery.... "Girls! Girls! Girls! You know the rules! No swordfights in the dormitory"

Ever wonder why I like watching?
Hehe :p good way to fulfil your own fantasies to I suppose.

Hah, I wouldn't mind being in her place :p

No, not with 15. Now, 2 or 3 is one of my fantasies, I might try it out one time, but 15 is just way, way too much...

It is quite a lot, but hey, worth a go :p

It is quite a lot, but hey, worth a go :p

Well, if some of them swing both ways, I might change my mind ;)

Cabra, will you Role Play with me?

Depends... what kind of fantasy did you have in mind? ;)

I think the forum could do with a little kinkyness again for a change. It has become boringly clean in the last few weeks.

So, here's my question:
Did you ever play role games when having sex? Or do you some fanasies like that? Like the schoolgirl and the dirty old man, or like the nun and the priest, to name but a few well-loved cliches?

Let's hear it... maybe your fantasy can inspire others ;)
Sometimes I make my partners where a strap on and a namebadge reading "Cabra West"...

Sometimes I make my partners where a strap on and a namebadge reading "Cabra West"...

Hah... a simple badge is no substitute for the original ;)

Hah... a simple badge is no substitute for the original ;)
I know... I'm lonely Cabbie... why don't you call anymore?

I know... I'm lonely Cabbie... why don't you call anymore?

Ah well... you know... ever since this other guy showed up...

Cool... they wouldn't have a website you could TG me?
I would if I could, but since I really DID wander into it by mistake (I know, sounds like a bad excuse, but those particular kanji I have never learned and I honestly thought that I was going into a different kind of store) I can't as I don't know its name, but the next time I visit Akihabara, I'll see if I can't track it down for you.

I would if I could, but since I really DID wander into it by mistake (I know, sounds like a bad excuse, but those particular kanji I have never learned and I honestly thought that I was going into a different kind of store) I can't as I don't know its name, but the next time I visit Akihabara, I'll see if I can't track it down for you.

Thanks, hon

Hah... a simple badge is no substitute for the original ;)

maybe a mask with your face on it can animate our fantasy ???

maybe a mask with your face on it can animate our fantasy ???

Possibly... but who would wear that mask?

When I saw this thread, I thought...

"I, MERLIN, WILL PLACE THE ENCHANTED SWORD EXCALIBUR IN A...STONE....FOR THE TRUE KING TO ONE DAY REMOVETH IT."

Possibly... but who would wear that mask?

the gentleman enjoy and hush :D

Leather.

Revealing leather.

Revealing leather on a well built, dark haired, dark eyed, pale skinned girl with a c-cup. Complete with whip and handcuffs.

...I need a cigarette.

Schoolgirl is great. French maid and nurse do nothing for me. You can't go wrong with lingerie, or even the simple "just showered" look.

As for actual roleplaying, not just the look, master/slave; "strangers meeting"; schoolgirl fantasy and if your both okay with it, a roleplay rape.

So who would be in favour of a signup for the 1st kinky RP thread on NS?
I'm all for it! After my nat'l animal is the Hedonist Hippie, my nation's motto "If ya can't get laid hedre ya can't get laid anywhere!" ! TG me if ya do it!

Oh I kinda like the Warrior and Sorceress thing myself. Valkyrie visting the unsuspecting Viking cheiftan in the middle of the night is cool too!

Possibly... but who would wear that mask?
Before someone says so, I am prempting the answer of 'you'.

My head hurts enough right now without having to work out the idea of Cabra West wearing a mask of Cabra West's face while role playing in bed to satsify someone who has a fantasy of enjoying Cabra West's many talents and charms.

Before someone says so, I am prempting the answer of 'you'.

My head hurts enough right now without having to work out the idea of Cabra West wearing a mask of Cabra West's face while role playing in bed to satsify someone who has a fantasy of enjoying Cabra West's many talents and charms.
Or Myrth

Or Myrth
*Head explodes ala Tom from MST3K*

wow... going back of track... to the guys in here, you have no stamina, to the girls, wear you down like the ocean on a mountain... Dont be afraid coz im young, we wouldent need to roleplay nething. We have schoolboy already. Im 15, the longest ive lasted is... nvm... So... kinky rp thread ey?? Sounds good... or better yet, get everyone in this threads email addy and there's this great program called msn messenger where you can talk to more than one person at the same time... *Nudge nudge, wink wink*

Oh and Cabra... Marry me??

wow... going back of track... to the guys in here, you have no stamina, to the girls, wear you down like the ocean on a mountain... Dont be afraid coz im young, we wouldent need to roleplay nething. We have schoolboy already. Im 15, the longest ive lasted is... nvm... So... kinky rp thread ey?? Sounds good... or better yet, get everyone in this threads email addy and there's this great program called msn messenger where you can talk to more than one person at the same time... *Nudge nudge, wink wink*

Oh and Cabra... Marry me??
Whoo!

Horny kids!

Oh and Cabra... Marry me??

do you ask this every girl who wear the "MASK OF CABRA WEST"....???

btw : a nice title for a movie....

But I think Cabra doesn´t need to wear masks....

Roleplay scenario #1: But Brain, where are we going to find yellow rubber pants at this time of night?

Rolplay scenario #2: I don't care if it's only in hentai, man! Dammit find some tentacles before I lose my edge!

Roleplay scenario #3: This is my first time! I don't know... will it hurt?

Roleplay scenario #5: Kneel dog and lick my toes! *crack*

Roleplay scenario #5: Forgive me father for I have sinned. What do you mean take my skirt off and get down on my knees to pray?

Oh and Cabra... Marry me??


Wedding night roleplay? The virgin bride, in her white dress, and the dubious stranger she had to marry to save her parents from starvation?

Hoooo.... kinky!

Wedding night roleplay? The virgin bride, in her white dress, and the dubious stranger she had to marry to save her parents from starvation?

Hoooo.... kinky!
Excellent. Marriage with the stranger. The perfect plan.. Mwahahahahaha.
Ahem.

Yes. Yes indeed.

Roleplay scenario #1: But Brain, where are we going to find yellow rubber pants at this time of night?

Rolplay scenario #2: I don't care if it's only in hentai, man! Dammit find some tentacles before I lose my edge!

Roleplay scenario #3: This is my first time! I don't know... will it hurt?

Roleplay scenario #5: Kneel dog and lick my toes! *crack*

Roleplay scenario #5: Forgive me father for I have sinned. What do you mean take my skirt off and get down on my knees to pray?

You watch too much porn, don't you? :p

and if your both okay with it, a roleplay rape.
Hmm. Interesting thing to roleplay, I guess. One of my ex said she wanted me to rape her, but she turned out to be a freak. So yea.

S&M can be really hot with the right people :p Dunno so much about bondage though, although I wouldn't mind it I guess.Are you volunteering? :D

You watch too much porn, don't you? :p

Is that even possible?

You watch too much porn, don't you? :p
It takes an addict to recognise an addict :p

It takes an addict to recognise an addict :p
Ahh. The old addiction to porn. Good fun. I mean.. Was good fun. Yea, was. Mmm.

Is that even possible?

Sure. Chafing! The chafing, damnit!

It takes an addict to recognise an addict :p

*shrugs* :p

Sure. Chafing! The chafing, damnit!



...and another entry to my lists of reasons why it's better to be a girl :D

...and another enrty to my lists of reasons why it's better to be a girl :D
Ahh. I can't get past multiple orgasims. Damn it, that's unfair.
/want.
/need.

You watch too much porn, don't you? :p

Can there be such a thing as too much?!? *gasp* :eek:

Can there be such a thing as too much?!? *gasp* :eek:
Yup.

Not eating anymore, no social contact, no hygiene..... I'd say around that time it's too much

Yup.

Not eating anymore, no social contact, no hygiene..... I'd say around that time it's too much

Sounds like you've had experience with this.

Yup.

Not eating anymore, no social contact, no hygiene..... I'd say around that time it's too much


I can eat and have social contact whilst watching porn. I've never combined hygene and porn by laminating it for the shower though. Yet.

You watch too much porn, don't you? :p
As I read Grainne´s post, I thought :"Finally someone with a real good fantasy...!

Rock on !!!

...and another entry to my lists of reasons why it's better to be a girl :D

I imagine that only goes so far. Overtenderising, and all that.

Sounds like you've had experience with this.
<.<
>.>


....no

I imagine that only goes so far. Overtenderising, and all that.

I wouldn't know, really. I haven't reached that limit yet.

Wedding night roleplay? The virgin bride, in her white dress, and the dubious stranger she had to marry to save her parents from starvation?

Hoooo.... kinky!

NO !!! The man who felt drunken on the bed and begin to sleep , while his wife clean up the room from full waterglasses , rice and marbels....it is funny I swear

As I read Grainne´s post, I thought :"Finally someone with a real good fantasy...!

Rock on !!!
i willingly admit to being a dirty old man, but, a woman dressed in leather with long boots and..... damn!, time for a cold shower again.

NO !!! The man who felt drunken on the bed and begin to sleep , while his wife clean up the room from full waterglasses , rice and marbels....it is funny I swear

Every girl's fantasy come true.... :rolleyes:

I wouldn't know, really. I haven't reached that limit yet.

I imagine that would be an effort and a half, anyway....

i willingly admit to being a dirty old man, but, a woman dressed in leather with long boots and..... damn!, time for a cold shower again.
Interesting first post. Care to mention why a cold shower?

I imagine that would be an effort and a half, anyway....

Offering assistance, are you? ;)

Offering assistance, are you? ;)

Wherever my skills are required, m'lady. Hey, can I dress up as robin hood?

I've never combined hygene and porn by laminating it for the shower though. Yet.
*shouldn't say this, just encouraging the whole lot of ye, but...*
The Japanese have invented an entire bath setup compleate with mood lighting, surround sound, and a dvd player/projector unit that does this wrap around trick to allow for a full immersion in the viewing pleasure of your choice while soaking in a tub full of hot steamy water.

Now it's supposed to show nature sceens, but it IS a DVD player...

Wherever my skills are required, m'lady. Hey, can I dress up as robin hood?

Depends... are we talking Kevin Costner or Erol Flynn?

Depends... are we talking Kevin Costner or Erol Flynn?
I think he's talking Kanabia :p

Every girl's fantasy come true.... :rolleyes:
*lol* Maids when you're young, never wed an old man!

I think he's talking Kanabia :p

I meant, are we talking cool studded leather outfit and high boots, or are we talking incredibly green tights and silly hat with a pheasant's feather?

*shouldn't say this, just encouraging the whole lot of ye, but...*
The Japanese have invented an entire bath setup compleate with mood lighting, surround sound, and a dvd player/projector unit that does this wrap around trick to allow for a full immersion in the viewing pleasure of your choice while soaking in a tub full of hot steamy water.

Now it's supposed to show nature sceens, but it IS a DVD player...

Yeah. Nature scenes. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel... great now I have to go slap myself. Ooh, that reminds me of roleplay scenario #6!

*lol* Maids when you're young, never wed an old man!


But use them for an extra-marital-affair

;)

I meant, are we talking cool studded leather outfit and high boots, or are we talking incredibly green tights and silly hat with a pheasant's feather?
Is there even a question?

The green tights and silly hat of course!

Is there even a question?

The green tights and silly hat of course!

Only if I get to take a video of that...

I meant, are we talking cool studded leather outfit and high boots, or are we talking incredibly green tights and silly hat with a pheasant's feather?

Incredibly green studded leather tights, with a roman plume helmet. Why not?

But use them for an extra-marital-affair

;)

And make sure they stay sober during the affair :p :D

*shouldn't say this, just encouraging the whole lot of ye, but...*
The Japanese have invented an entire bath setup compleate with mood lighting, surround sound, and a dvd player/projector unit that does this wrap around trick to allow for a full immersion in the viewing pleasure of your choice while soaking in a tub full of hot steamy water.

Now it's supposed to show nature sceens, but it IS a DVD player...


So that's where Klonor* went......


I must get me one of those set ups when I have the money...


*inside joke

Incredibly green studded leather tights, with a roman plume helmet. Why not?

May I introduce myself? My name is Marian... Maid Marian

May I introduce myself? My name is Marian... Maid Marian

and I am Robin with the Longbow...

Only if I get to take a video of that...
Can I borrow that? You may edit out the more naughty stuff

And make sure they stay sober during the affair :p :D

do you think it is necessary???


cheers

and I am Robin with the Longbow...

Oh, what a long bow you have, kind sir. And who may your friend be?

Oh, what a long bow you have, kind sir. And who may your friend be?

*lol

Little John for sure.....

Can I borrow that? You may edit out the more naughty stuff

I had thought of posting it here... you don't see an outfit like that every day

and I am Robin with the Longbow...

Is that an arrow in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that an arrow in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

the thing you feel is only a dart mylady

do you think it is necessary???


cheers

So I've been told by a dirty old man once ;)

and was it ??

and I am Robin with the Longbow...

And i'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, and you've been very naughty. *readies dungeon implements and cracks cat-o-nine-tails*

And i'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, and you've been very naughty. *readies dungeon implements and cracks cat-o-nine-tails*

Cat-o-nine-tails? You might be ahead of your time a little... ;)

And i'm the Sheriff of Nottingham, and you've been very naughty. *readies dungeon implements and cracks cat-o-nine-tails*
can you handle it ?

I put a chicken suit on and my tribal headress. And I eat frybred as we go...

Morals have nothing to do with role playing you know. Morals come into play if you go outside your monogomous relationship in place of role playing or fantasies. Or depending on your theological outlook I suppose if you engage in any sexual activity besides the missionary position with your heterosexual husband/wife.

i resent the way the missionary position comment keeps truning up. if i knew what it was, that would help, but i'm a christian, and if i were having sex, i would be enjoying the kinkiest sex you'd ever dreamed of...my girlfriend and i are getting married very soon, and when we do, we'll show you...we'll show you all! BAHAHAHAHA! okay, that was weak...:fluffle:

As you long you're good in bed it don't matter my friend.:)

i resent the way the missionary position comment keeps truning up. if i knew what it was, that would help, but i'm a christian, and if i were having sex, i would be enjoying the kinkiest sex you'd ever dreamed of...my girlfriend and i are getting married very soon, and when we do, we'll show you...we'll show you all! BAHAHAHAHA! okay, that was weak...:fluffle:

Sex befor you get marry her...??? :confused:

i am still very, very confused:confused:

Sex befor you get marry her...??? :confused:

No fool,he's a christian.they're asexual until they get married or ordained.

Sex befor you get marry her...??? :confused:
if this is what you're asking, because it's probably not, not, we're waiting until we get married to have sex.

No fool,he's a christian.they're asexual until they get married or ordained.
another reason to leave the church

another reason to leave the church
i disagree with that, but okay....and i'm not asexual until i get married, i'm just not having sex until i get married...still have tons of fun with girls.:fluffle: :D

i disagree with that, but okay....and i'm not asexual until i get married, i'm just not having sex until i get married...still have tons of fun with girls.:fluffle: :D
I could write something bout that .. but I am frightend that the admins stop me

I could write something bout that .. but I am frightend that the admins stop me

Something along the line of some people not getting any sex in married life, either? ;)

Well,sometime later i finished reading the whole thread

Know what came to mind?

Everyone else has had more sex than me (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php)

No fool,he's a christian.they're asexual until they get married or ordained. LOL… after the ceremony they flip the sex switch to "on".

Well,sometime later i finished reading the whole thread

Know what came to mind?

Everyone else has had more sex than me (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php)


Naaaa... seriously, we just have more of an imagination maybe...

maybe you know this too ??

http://www.cartoonland.de/media/1flash/fuck-her-gently.swf

another fantasy ?
angel and devil ???

maybe you know this too ??

http://www.cartoonland.de/media/1flash/fuck-her-gently.swf

another fantasy ?
angel and devil ??? I don't know about angels and devils, but angel and human has been done - St. Therese and the angel plunging his great golden spear into her producing ecstasy. And the angels that bred with men producing extremely violent hybrids.:D Kinky ain't all it's cracked up to be. *crack, crack*

Naaaa... seriously, we just have more of an imagination maybe...

*still wants sex*

Know what came to mind?

Everyone else has had more sex than me (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php)

Aww, man, the most awesome bunny ever!

Aww, man, the most awesome bunny ever!

Thats a pretty bold statement,there are a whole lot of awesome bunnies.

Thats a pretty bold statement,there are a whole lot of awesome bunnies.

Yeah, but are they awesomer than this one? Are they? Are they?

Have any of you ever played 'cross bred' rp's. Not the sort when family members... I meant like the secretary with the warrior... lolz. Oh and btw. Im Conan the Barbarian, Ill run my broadsword through you... or is it a longsword?? somewhere inbetween... *>)

Have any of you ever played 'cross bred' rp's. Not the sort when family members... I meant like the secretary with the warrior... lolz. Oh and btw. Im Conan the Barbarian, Ill run my broadsword through you... or is it a longsword?? somewhere inbetween... *>)

The sectretary and the warrior? The bishop and the housewife? The postman and the nurse? Isn't that confusing now and then?

*still wants sex*

Who doesn't? :(

Who doesn't? :(

I have more, than I deserve ;-)

The sectretary and the warrior? The bishop and the housewife? The postman and the nurse? Isn't that confusing now and then?

ok... and since when should anything in life make sense??... besides... Wait... I got something... I know!!... No wait, on closer inspection I got nothing... cept where it counts *>) So, Cabra, should you order the wedding cake or will I... which reminds me, anyone in here got a food fetish so I can laugh at you??