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So, yeah, how to you get rid of the hair you don't want?

I shave, with a manual razor, old school. Its a much cleaner feel, and you can do it when there's a black-out or your in the woods, dispite the danger. I can do it in the shower, no mirror too.

Scars: None
# of times cut: about 12...or 15

Oh, and I'm a guy, too. Don't shave chest hair. The retaliation is worse....

I use a manual and an electric razor depending on how much time I have in the morning. Don't have a real preference - both do a nice job.

Now, when it comes to unsightly body hair, I wax, because it's easier and lasts longer. Not gonna tell what I wax, though. :p

I either shave or use creams... I never got the hang of waxing, for some reason I never can get it to thoroughly remove all hair.

I'm a girl, btw ;)
And no, I'm not telling either what hair I regularly get rid of.

I've recently started using an electric shaver. But I'm attempting to grow a beard over the holidays, so I'll just be shaving the upper lip and cheeks/neck for the next month or so lol.
I have quite a bit of chest hair. I'm only 16 and not many of my friends have as much chest hair as I do. People say it's yucky, but I like it, and I think my gf does too. Makes me seem so much more manly.

No such thing as Unwanted Body Hair.

No such thing as Unwanted Body Hair.

yuck... oh, the image I just have of you.... :eek:

People say it's yucky, but I like it, and I think my gf does too. Makes me seem so much more manly.

Don't listen to "people." They are stupid. Chest hair is hot. Next time, post pix, k, thnx. :)

yuck... oh, the image I just have of you.... :eek:
What is wrong with a ZZ-Topesque Beard?:p

Don't listen to "people." They are stupid. Chest hair is hot.
Excellent. The "people" were guys from my class at school. At P.E they would be like "shit, look at his chest hair".. I would touch the hair around my nipple and say "you like that?". That's probably where the calls of yuck came from.. Opps.

What is wrong with a ZZ-Topesque Beard?:p

Decorated with the hair growing out of your nose and ears? You know, it might be a turn-on... in a weird, bizzare way. *shudders

Chest hair is hot.
Well, now that we know what Fass likes, what's the general opinion of it with the ladies, Cabra West?
- Mariehamn, insecure hairy guy :p

I use a manual and an electric razor depending on how much time I have in the morning. Don't have a real preference - both do a nice job.Ditto.Now, when it comes to unsightly body hair, I wax, because it's easier and lasts longer. Not gonna tell what I wax, though. :pOww oww oowwww! :(

I would touch the hair around my nipple and say "you like that?".

That's hawt.

Oww oww oowwww! :(

Oh, don't be a sissy. It doesn't hurt that much at all, and you get used to it.

Well, now that we know what Fass likes, what's the general opinion of it with the ladies, Cabra West?
- Mariehamn, insecure hairy guy :p

Personally, I'm not overly fond of it. For the simple reason that I don't really like having hair in my mouth in certain situations... and I'm not only talking about chest hair at the moment :D

That's hawt.
Ahem. Yes. We'll leave it there.
Thanks though... I think..

Ahem. Yes. We'll leave it there.
Thanks though... I think..

You're welcome. Like I said earlier, next time, post pix, k, thnx. :fluffle:

You're welcome. Like I said earlier, next time, post pix, k, thnx. :fluffle:
I'll.... Remember.. That. For next time.. Yea, next time. Ok.

Excellent. The "people" were guys from my class at school. At P.E they would be like "shit, look at his chest hair".. I would touch the hair around my nipple and say "you like that?". That's probably were the calls of yuck came from.. Opps.Sort of makes me wish I was 16 again.

And Fass, there's no chance I'll ever get used to having the hair torn from my balls... That's enuff to make a grown man cry :(

I cut myself shaving this morning. It made me feel like a tough brute man.

You're welcome. Like I said earlier, next time, post pix, k, thnx. :fluffle:

*lol

Fass, what are you doing scaring 16 year old boys? Go scare people your own age!

Decorated with the hair growing out of your nose and ears? You know, it might be a turn-on... in a weird, bizzare way. *shudders
Sorry i aint old enough to have to worry about bizzare Nose and Ear Hair.:)

That's hawt.
Nah, that aien't hawt!

Hairy lower back hair increasing its domain from the buttox, commonly known as "the jungle" in certain circles, is what my friends show off. :D

Personally, I'm not overly fond of it. For the simple reason that I don't really like having hair in my mouth in certain situations... and I'm not only talking about chest hair at the moment
*begings warming up wax, while ODing on pain killers*

I cut myself shaving this morning. It made me feel like a tough brute man.
Based on those words, I'm assuming you're a frail little monkey girl?

Sort of makes me wish I was 16 again.

Don't it? *sigh*

And Fass, there's no chance I'll ever get used to having the hair torn from my balls... That's enuff to make a grown man cry :(

I didn't say I waxed my balls. I didn't say I didn't, either. So, umm, I'll have to say that it really is not that bad, while neither denying nor confirming the practice.

I cut myself shaving this morning.
Jag också! Thus, thread.

Nah, that aien't hawt!

Hairy lower back hair increasing its domain from the buttox, commonly known as "the jungle" in certain circles, is what my friends show off. :D
Hmm. Lower back is completly different from chest though.

Nah, that aien't hawt!

Oh, shut your yap. It is, too!

Hairy lower back hair increasing its domain from the buttox, commonly known as "the jungle" in certain circles, is what my friends show off. :D

I know what you're talking about and I am indifferent to it. It can be very hot on some people depending on the big picture, but then it can also be yucky, but then it can also be "meh, whatever."

*begings warming up wax, while ODing on pain killers*

You are all such wooses!

Hmm. Lower back is completly different from chest though.


What the hell? Why did you quote me when I didn't say it and then spell my name wrong?

Sack,Back and Crack.

Fass, what are you doing scaring 16 year old boys? Go scare people your own age!

16 is legal. And, really, 16 that looks older, as that sort of hairiness tends to make you, gives me that little "tingle" in my, umm, loins.

What the hell? Why did you quote me when I didn't say it and then spell my name wrong?
Ahh I'm tired and confused. I think I fixed it lol.

Hmm. Lower back is completly different from chest though.
Yes, I now, I think its personally nasty, but I like to keep my belt fully secure around my waist while showing off myself. See where I'm going? The dark, twisted, thought process of people who have too much fun with themselves.

I'll post pics next time it happens, I got a cam-cell now! :D

16 is legal. And, really, 16 that looks older, as that sort of hairiness tends to make you, gives me that little "tingle" in my, umm, loins.
Dear God. That was not the intended purpose of my manly chest hair!
*runs*
*hides*

Based on those words, I'm assuming you're a frail little monkey girl?


I make up for it with my abnormally large penis.

*begings warming up wax, while ODing on pain killers*

*takes away wax and hands him a razor and some shaving cream

That'll do just as well. Just because Fass is a little masochist doens't mean you'll have to mutilate yourself.
I wouldn't wax that area on pain of death...

What the hell? Why did you quote me when I didn't say it and then spell my name wrong?
WTF???:confused:

You are all such wooses!
I honestly haven't tried doing it yet, but my old JV football coach did it, and eveytime we got to hit him during practice his skin was smooth, so smooth and silky....

Dear God. That was not the intended purpose of my manly chest hair!
*runs*
*hides*

Don't worry. I don't seduce kids. I just admire you and wait until you're a bit older and have you shit together. Not to say that kids you age haven't tried to seduce me, but that's a different matter.

I know what you're talking about and I am indifferent to it. It can be very hot on some people depending on the big picture, but then it can also be yucky, but then it can also be "meh, whatever."
Agreed.You are all such wooses!Nope. You're just a masochist.

WTF???:confused:


It's been fixed.

I honestly haven't tried doing it yet, but my old JV football coach did it, and eveytime we got to hit him during practice his skin was smooth, so smooth and silky....

"Hit him during practice."

*sigh* I need a moment to myself.

It's been fixed.
Lol. Yes. My bad. Sort of messed up then mis-read... Then messed up again.

You're just a masochist.

Oh, please. You're just wimps. Masochists endure a lot more pain than that.

That'll do just as well. Just because Fass is a little masochist doens't mean you'll have to mutilate yourself.
I wouldn't wax that area on pain of death...
I don't know whether to thank you, or become gay so I can be more macho! I might try it sometime, in the comfort of my own country, but I'll hold off for now, thank you! :p

*sigh* I need a moment to myself.
Down boy, down! :D

It's been fixed.
Yeah and without the pesky edited line......

I make up for it with my abnormally large penis.
I'm afraid I can't believe that untill you show proof. But you're welcome to TG pics of it. I suspect Fass would want copies as well.

Oh, please. You're just wimps. Masochists endure a lot more pain than that.

Hey, I tried that once and I don't even HAVE balls... ouchouchouchouchouch! No good. :eek:

I'm afraid I can't believe that untill you show proof. But you're welcome to TG pics of it. I suspect Fass would want copies as well.

Triplicate, please.

I'm afraid I can't believe that untill you show proof. But you're welcome to TG pics of it. I suspect Fass would want copies as well.

Me, too. If it's not too much trouble

I'm afraid I can't believe that untill you show proof. But you're welcome to TG pics of it. I suspect Fass would want copies as well.
I'll pass. I'll take your word for it.

Hey, I tried that once and I don't even HAVE balls... ouchouchouchouchouch! No good. :eek:

Try one of those chemical things in that area. You'll be begging for wax.

Hey, I tried that once and I don't even HAVE balls... ouchouchouchouchouch! No good. :eek:
Actually, I don't think the scrotum actually grows hair, but if the bush on top gets a little unruly, it sure does look like it!
*runs to bathroom, comes back to keyboard, after washing hands with soap and warm water of course*
Well, I couldn't tell. Anyone else?

Try one of those chemical things in that area. You'll be begging for wax.

I did. In fact, I regularly do... I only use razors when in a hurry.
You have to be careful though what kind of chemical you use... it's best to stay the hell away from Veet. Nair's ok, and so is Dimple, but I think they only sell in the UK and Ireland.

Actually, I don't think the scrotum actually grows hair, but if the bush on top gets a little unruly, it sure does look like it!
*runs to bathroom, comes back to keyboard, after washing hands with soap and warm water of course*
Well, I couldn't tell. Anyone else?
I've seen a few, and I've never seen one that didn't grow hair. My own included.

Do you actually shave off all your dickhair? I don't.

Well, I couldn't tell. Anyone else?

Well, I've seen my fair share of scrota, and, well, it really is varied. While I have been blessed with quite the smooth one, there are those who haven't, which can make certain lingual stimulation not so pleasant, but you work around it, I guess. Or just tell them that they should get rid of it and make it a game itself, with you gently doing it for them.

Again, that moment to myself is getting imminent.

I don't really touch my hair down there. Although, one time, I trimmed it abit. Was fun.

I don't really touch my hair down there. Although, one time, I trimmed it abit. Was fun.

Just try it... see if your girlfriend likes it ;)

Well, I've seen my fair share of scrota, and, well, it really is varied. While I have been blessed with quite the smooth one, there are those who haven't, which can make certain lingual stimulation not so pleasant, but you work around it, I guess. Or just tell them that they should get rid of it and make it a game itself, with you gently doing it for them.

Again, that moment to myself is getting imminent.
Incredible.. You've just managed to go from making me cringe to making me struggle to keep my hands on the keyboard.

Just try it... see if your girlfriend likes it ;)
She likes my chest hair though? Perhaps too much of a good thing isn't so good... Hmm.

I did. In fact, I regularly do... I only use razors when in a hurry.
You have to be careful though what kind of chemical you use... it's best to stay the hell away from Veet. Nair's ok, and so is Dimple, but I think they only sell in the UK and Ireland.

Well, I guess we react differently to different kinds of pain. Oh, and it was Veet...

I'm afraid I can't believe that untill you show proof. But you're welcome to TG pics of it. I suspect Fass would want copies as well.


I... well... umm

She likes my chest hair though? Perhaps too much of a good thing isn't so good... Hmm.

Does she shave her snatch? You have to think about the other person and giving them a nicer field to play with down there. That means that trimming is usually recommended.

Well, I've seen my fair share of scrota, and, well, it really is varied. While I have been blessed with quite the smooth one, there are those who haven't, which can make certain lingual stimulation not so pleasant, but you work around it, I guess. Or just tell them that they should get rid of it and make it a game itself, with you gently doing it for them.

Again, that moment to myself is getting imminent.
Well, I think I'm blessed with a smoothie then. :D

I also had trouble keeping my hands on the keyboard and mouse, due to laughing, terror, and just...being turned on! :p

Incredible.. You've just managed to go from making me cringe to making me struggle to keep my hands on the keyboard.

I get that.

Well, I guess we react differently to different kinds of pain. Oh, and it was Veet...

That stuff is terrible... I can't even use it on my legs, let alone more sensitive areas. It burns like hell, but still leaves a stubble.

Does she shave her snatch? You have to think about the other person and giving them a nicer field to play with down there. That means that trimming is usually recommended.
Recommended? It's enforced where I am. We humans are poorly designed for getting rid of hairballs, so hairy balls is a definite no.

Recommended? It's enforced where I am. We humans are poorly designed for getting rid of hairballs, so hairy balls is a definite no.

As I said, I can work around it, but if it's a regular lay, I usually do introduce the idea after the first times, but then I also refer to the hair over the pubic bone and the hair that forms like a "Caesarian wreath" around the shaft where it meets the scrotum. They may also need trimming for optimal fellatio.

Does she shave her snatch? You have to think about the other person and giving them a nicer field to play with down there. That means that trimming is usually recommended.
Yes she does. Hmm. Perhaps I shall. When I suggested it she said I didn't have to. Plus, if you do trim it down, makes the manhood seem bigger.. Or so I've heard.

Yes she does. Hmm. Perhaps I shall. When I suggested it she said I didn't have to. Plus, if you do trim it down, makes the manhood seem bigger.. Or so I've heard.

That is definitely true. Look at porn - that's basically why all the men in it are so trimmed nowadays.

As I said, I can work around it, but if it's a regular lay, I usually do introduce the idea after the first times, but then I also refer to the hair over the pubic bone and the hair that forms like a "Caesarian wreath" around the shaft where it meets the scrotum. They may also need trimming for optimal fellatio.
Trimming yes. But clean shaved isn't any good either. At least not for me. It'd be like going down on a child *shudders*

Trimming yes. But clean shaved isn't any good either. At least not for me. It'd be like going down on a child *shudders*

Ugh. Seconded. Fully shaved really is quasi-paedo.

Ugh. Seconded. Fully shaved really is quasi-paedo.

I don't think so... I like fully shaved. Nothing paedo about it at all, but it's so much nicer to the touch

Trimming yes. But clean shaved isn't any good either. At least not for me. It'd be like going down on a child *shudders*
Mmm. 7 year olds, anyone?
Edit: On second thought.. I like clean shaven girls.. Hmm, quess I like 7 year olds.

I don't think so... I like fully shaved. Nothing paedo about it at all, but it's so much nicer to the touch

On men? Not to judge, but eeeuw.

I don't think so... I like fully shaved. Nothing paedo about it at all, but it's so much nicer to the touch
That's... Disgusting Cabra..

But I might as well admit it. I prefer girls cleanshaved. And it doesn't give me any pedo associations at all. Never even realized how odd that is untill just now.

Hmm.. Now I feel weird as hell :(

That's... Disgusting Cabra..

But I might as well admit it. I prefer girls cleanshaved. And it doesn't give me any pedo associations at all. Never even realized how odd that is untill just now.

Hmm.. Now I feel weird as hell :(
Ahem. I believe we could be in the same boat here.

On men? Not to judge, but eeeuw.

Hey, I can like whatever I want :mad:

That's... Disgusting Cabra..

But I might as well admit it. I prefer girls cleanshaved. And it doesn't give me any pedo associations at all. Never even realized how odd that is untill just now.

Hmm.. Now I feel weird as hell :(

*lol

I just remembered the story about that Victorian Englishman who fainted on his wedding night upon discovering that women had body hair....

And why would that be disgusting? As I said, I don't like hairs in my mouth...

*lol

I just remembered the story about that Victorian Englishman who fainted on his wedding night upon discovering that women had body hair....
Hey! I never heard that! Don't spoil a good story, share it instead ;)

By the way, I doubt I like hair any more than you do.. But cleanshaved cocks, that's just creepy. I kicked a guy out of bed for that once. Horrible doublestandard I guess, but shit happens.

And why would that be disgusting? As I said, I don't like hairs in my mouth...
Hmm. You are a woman correct? I can understand that. It can be embarrasing when a certain "event" needs to be stopped as one needs to remove hair from ones mouth. Indeed.

That's... Disgusting Cabra..

But I might as well admit it. I prefer girls cleanshaved. And it doesn't give me any pedo associations at all. Never even realized how odd that is untill just now.

Hmm.. Now I feel weird as hell :(
HA AH HA AHfool HA AH HA AH

Hey! I never heard that! Don't spoil a good story, share it instead ;)

I can't remember very much more of it... he was a Lord, I think, and a writer... somebody help me out here, it's a rather well-known story after all.

Hmm. You are a woman correct? I can understand that. It can be embarrasing when a certain "event" needs to be stopped as one needs to remove hair from ones mouth. Indeed.

Yep. Completely correct :D
Spitting isn't very sexy, no matter what you spit ;)

I shave, but not very often. When I do, I use a "default" razor blade shaver. No cream, because it's for wusses.

Yep. Completely correct :D
Spitting isn't very sexy, no matter what you spit ;)
Hmm.. Agreed. From a heterosexual male perspective of course.

I shave, but not very often. When I do, I use a "default" razor blade shaver. No cream, because it's for wusses.
I shall henceforth call you "Hairbrained Ex-Owner of Great Balls".

I shall henceforth call you "Hairbrained Ex-Owner of Great Balls".

LOL!

I shall henceforth call you "Hairbrained Ex-Owner of Great Balls".
Ahh henceforth. Brilliant.

Hey, I can like whatever I want :mad:

I wrote "Not to judge!"

I can't remember very much more of it... he was a Lord, I think, and a writer... somebody help me out here, it's a rather well-known story after all.

Ok, the Englishman in question was John Ruskin, artist poet and art critic.

One astounding story has been that of the great John Ruskin and his wife, Effie Gray. Though they were married for 6 years, the marriage was never consummated. It seems that Ruskin's familiarity with classical marble statues of women had left him unprepared for the realities of a woman's body, and he was quite disgusted when he saw Effie's body on their wedding night. He was convinced of her insanity, and seems to have tried to throw her in the way of men (such as the painter, Millais, whom she later married) perhaps in order to provide evidence that would enable him to divorce her....
From here (http://necessityprevails.blogspot.com/)

Ok, the Englishman in question was John Ruskin, artist poet and art critic.


From here (http://necessityprevails.blogspot.com/)
So what is that saying about antiquity?

I shave manually. Though it's damn annoying to have bristles within 24 hrs of shaving. If my finances permit me, I may go have electrolysis done.

-Asylum Nova

I rip it out with my teeth.

So, yeah, how to you get rid of the hair you don't want?

I shave, with a manual razor, old school. Its a much cleaner feel, and you can do it when there's a black-out or your in the woods, dispite the danger. I can do it in the shower, no mirror too.

Scars: None
# of times cut: about 12...or 15

Oh, and I'm a guy, too. Don't shave chest hair. The retaliation is worse....
Laser removal or photolysis is the best option. Its permanent, and helps reduce hair considerably. I'm also a guy btw :p Don't like too much hair on me.

Laser removal or photolysis is the best option. Its permanent, and helps reduce hair considerably. I'm also a guy btw :p Don't like too much hair on me.

It's expensive, too. Otherwise I would have considered it ages ago... :(

Laser removal or photolysis is the best option. Its permanent, and helps reduce hair considerably. I'm also a guy btw :p Don't like too much hair on me.
Interesting...but down the road I might want my chest hair sticking out of my polo. Sweet old, guy thing, before all my hair goes grey. :cool:

Interesting...but down the road I might want my chest hair sticking out of my polo. Sweet old, guy thing, before all my hair goes grey. :cool:

Ugh... now, that's disgusting.... :eek:

Ugh... now, that's disgusting.... :eek:
This is after I'm married and no longer have to care about my looks, thank you. It happens to all men. I once informed an elderly gentleman, who was so kind as to offer me a room, that I was going to town, and before I knew it, he steps out of his room in the buff while rubbing himself, telling me how great the town is I was heading too...he was comfortable with himself, and totally cool with the old guy hair. I wanna be like that, when I'm 86.

This is after I'm married and no longer have to care about my looks, thank you. It happens to all men. I once informed an elderly gentleman, who was so kind as to offer me a room, that I was going to town, and before I knew it, he steps out of his room in the buff while rubbing himself, telling me how great the town is I was heading too...he was comfortable with himself, and totally cool with the old guy hair. I wanna be like that, when I'm 86.

After you're married and no longer have to care about your looks? Don't get me wrong, but that sounds an awful lot like you're headed straight for divorce already ;)

After you're married and no longer have to care about your looks? Don't get me wrong, but that sounds an awful lot like you're headed straight for divorce already ;)
He was pretty fit for an 86 year old. When I say I wanna be like him, I mean the I don't have to care about what I look like and still look as sexy as an 86 year old could be. I thought he was 62!

I just judged a man. *horrors*

After you're married and no longer have to care about your looks? Don't get me wrong, but that sounds an awful lot like you're headed straight for divorce already ;)

Typical woman. So, so shallow ;)

I pour gasoline on the patch of hair, light it with my Zippo, and stab the individual follicles with an ice pick.

"How do you get rid of that unwanted body hair?"

Um ... shave from crown of head to tip of toe every morning? :D

Personally, I pride myself on being "The Hairy Beast." Any women who want to play "Goody Two-Shoes" to that can contact me via email. ;)

( A truckload of cookies to anyone who can tell me what movie those terms come from! ) :)

I pour gasoline on the patch of hair, light it with my Zippo, and stab the individual follicles with an ice pick.
ROFOMAO!!! You stole that from an old military joke about how to get rid of "mechanized dandruf!" TSK! :D

Typical woman. So, so shallow ;)

That's just one of the reasons why I'll never get married :D

Shave

I tried this mousse, but it sucks bigtime

Shave manually downstairs for hygiene, but nothing else.

It's expensive, too. Otherwise I would have considered it ages ago... :(
I don't think its that expensive anymore :p Save up and go!

Personally, I don't like too much hair on another guy. And Fenland Friends, its not just women who are shallow. I would leave a guy who failed to take care of his looks, and many men leave women who stop caring for themselves merely because they are married. One should always take care of one's appearance.

Fass, I can never quite tell, are you male or female? :confused:

Shave manually downstairs for hygiene, but nothing else.
"Hygiene?" Um ... perhaps just bathe more often? :D

Fass, I can never quite tell, are you male or female? :confused:
How can you not tell? Are you human?

- Fass is a guy by the way.

And Fenland Friends, its not just women who are shallow. I would leave a guy who failed to take care of his looks, and many men leave women who stop caring for themselves merely because they are married.

*Burp* What you on about? *scratches belly and picks ear* :D

How can you not tell? Are you human?

- Fass is a guy by the way.
Well he has been called the Queen of Sweden, so yeh it is kind of hard to tell what he is :p

Yep, that's the way to go Fenland Friends, filter out the "bad" words :p

Well he has been called the Queen of Sweden, so yeh it is kind of hard to tell what he is :p
Now what kind of guys are called queens? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Hmm I don't know, why don't you illuminate me?

:rolleyes: Hmm I don't know, why don't you illuminate me?
Yeah, me too. :p

"Hygiene?" Um ... perhaps just bathe more often? :D

Nah I bathe often enough, just feels cleaner shaved.

ROFOMAO!!! You stole that from an old military joke about how to get rid of "mechanized dandruf!" TSK! :D
Actually, an old military joke about getting rid of pubic lice...

Fass, I can never quite tell, are you male or female? :confused:

People here say I'm a guy, so I guess I am one.

People here say I'm a guy, so I guess I am one.
And I've said it before - does it matter?

Really now. Does it matter if Fass is a man or a woman? Or really one of those aliens that looks like Alf?

Mere curiosity :) I am 19, my mind questions everything at this age :p

And I've said it before - does it matter?
Really now. Does it matter if Fass is a man or a woman? Or really one of those aliens that looks like Alf?

People need to know my gender so that they can put me in a heteronormative box. Ironically.

No, as I said Fass, mere curiosity, nothing more.

People need to know my gender so that they can put me in a heteronormative box. Ironically.


Fass in a box? Hmm...


I've got a lot of hair, but it all seems to be in acceptable places. Besides shaving my face twice a week, I'm not bothered with any other removal.

No, as I said Fass, mere curiosity, nothing more.

Your motives may come across as curiosity to you, but ask yourself why you are curious in the first place. You would probably have assumed me to be male if I had conformed to the heteronorm. When I don't, you start to wonder what I am, because you have to know to be able to handle me through it still.

When I don't, you start to wonder what I am, because you have to know to be able to handle me through it still.

"handle" Fass. Hmmm..

*L*

Your motives may come across as curiosity to you, but ask yourself why you are curious in the first place. You would probably have assumed me to be male if I had conformed to the heteronorm. When I don't, you start to wonder what I am, because you have to know to be able to handle me through it still.
Each person is materially different to another. To handle them based on gender is simplistic at best.

Each person is materially different to another. To handle them based on gender is simplistic at best.

And yet you attempt to do so.

:rolleyes: Simply because I asked of your gender? You assume far too much of me.

:rolleyes: Simply because I asked of your gender? You assume far too much of me.

Simply because you asked my gender yes. Apparently it was important for you to know. Ask yourself for what reason.

Very well, if this is the conclusion that you draw then so be it :)

Simply because you asked my gender yes. Apparently it was important for you to know. Ask yourself for what reason.
The funny thing is that Fass could be just about anyone.

Fass might not even be Swedish. Considering how well Fass converses in English, and how infrequently Fass says anything in Swedish, Fass might be from some other country where English is the primary language - and Fass knows just enough Swedish to get by.

Fass might be a heterosexual female pretending to be a gay male.

We can keep guessing. But why bother?

Fass is funny, and Fass argues, and Fass reads posts.

I will admit that his english is excellent, and his arguments are often qualified with being well thought-out. At least from the few posts of Fass I have read here.

I'm of Southern Italian/Sicilian descent, so I grow back and shoulder hair. In fact, if I don't keep it under control I look like bigfoot. A razor gets the job done, but shaving my back is a hassle.

The funny thing is that Fass could be just about anyone.

Fass might not even be Swedish. Considering how well Fass converses in English, and how infrequently Fass says anything in Swedish, Fass might be from some other country where English is the primary language - and Fass knows just enough Swedish to get by.

Fass might be a heterosexual female pretending to be a gay male.

We can keep guessing. But why bother?

Fass is funny, and Fass argues, and Fass reads posts.


Fass might not even be Fass.

The funny thing is that Fass could be just about anyone.

Fass might not even be Swedish. Considering how well Fass converses in English, and how infrequently Fass says anything in Swedish, Fass might be from some other country where English is the primary language - and Fass knows just enough Swedish to get by.

Fan, också! De börjar fatta. Måste fylla min kvot innan de verkligen får för sig att jag är fejksvensk. Hmm, hur gör jag det? Det var ju så länge sen vi hade en tråd på svenska. Vad ska jag göra? Vad ska jag göra... *imiterar Jonas Gardell när han är mongo*

Fass might be a heterosexual female pretending to be a gay male.

I love my cock, and that of others, too much for that.

We can keep guessing. But why bother?

Fass is funny, and Fass argues, and Fass reads posts.

Umm, thanks.

I'm of Southern Italian/Sicilian descent, so I grow back and shoulder hair. In fact, if I don't keep it under control I look like bigfoot. A razor gets the job done, but shaving my back is a hassle.


Me too, but it doesnt stick all crazy out of my shirt. I leave it alone. For now.

Shaving your back is more than a hassle-its IN-SANE!

Me too, but it doesnt stick all crazy out of my shirt. I leave it alone. For now.

Shaving your back is more than a hassle-its IN-SANE!
I just don't like looking like a gorilla. Often I ignore it, but if I expect to be seen shirtless I'll shave it. The chest hair can stay though.

I'm not as hairy as most Afrikaaners tend to be, so I am fortunate in that regard.

I just don't like looking like a gorilla. Often I ignore it, but if I expect to be seen shirtless I'll shave it. The chest hair can stay though.

Yay! I must repeat: Chest hair is hawt! Hawt, hawt hawt! :fluffle:

Dammit, why aren't you posting pix of it? :(

Chest hair, within limits, is hot, based on my tastes. I am not a fan of men who look like neanderthals. That said, blonde men can be hairier, I don't mind so much.

Fan, också! De börjar fatta. Måste fylla min kvot innan de verkligen får för sig att jag är fejksvensk. Hmm, hur gör jag det? Det var ju så länge sen vi hade en tråd på svenska. Vad ska jag göra? Vad ska jag göra... *imiterar Jonas Gardell när han är mongo*


Just as an aside, the first sentence is an example of idiom - if I am correct, you are saying the equivalent of "The devil you say!"

Probably Swedish - either that, or you've been studying it for years, and have lived for a while in Sweden.

Chest hair, within limits, is hot, based on my tastes. I am not a fan of men who look like neanderthals. That said, blonde men can be hairier, I don't mind so much.


my inner forearms are hairy down to my wrists. I dont have huge clumps of hair sticking out all over, but I am covered.

Yay! I must repeat: Chest hair is hawt! Hawt, hawt hawt! :fluffle:

Dammit, why aren't you posting pix of it? :(
Don't make me post a picture of my back hair, dude.

my inner forearms are hairy down to my wrists. I dont have huge clumps of hair sticking out all over, but I am covered.
My hair is rather fine, so you can't even see most of it, except on my legs and upper forearms. Luckily it is not coarse.

Don't make me post a picture of my back hair, dude.

Please, don't.

Just as an aside, the first sentence is an example of idiom - if I am correct, you are saying the equivalent of "The devil you say!"

You are wrong. It means "Devil, too!" and is the equivalent of "Oh, shit!".

Probably Swedish - either that, or you've been studying it for years, and have lived for a while in Sweden.

Okay. I can just say that I am Swedish, and that I don't know why anyone would fake it. I suppose my accent would prove that I learned the language as a child, though... :\

You are wrong. It means "Devil, too!" and is the equivalent of "Oh, shit!".


Same meaning as in the English, "The devil you say!" A rather polite way of saying "Oh shit!".

Don't make me post a picture of my back hair, dude.

If that's the cost of seeing your chest hair, then I am perfectly fine with it. Might even fap to that, too, if it strikes my fancy.

What if he is obese?

What if he is obese?
I'm 5' 10", 175 pounds. Is that obese?

Same meaning as in the English, "The devil you say!" A rather polite way of saying "Oh shit!".

"The devil you say!" is more as a response to someone actually saying something and you questioning it - it's confrontational in a manner that "Fan, också!" isn't. "Fan, också!" is without object in a sense. "The devil you say!" is something I'd never say would mean "Oh, shit," but more "You don't say!" and thus closer to "Det säger du inte!" and "Vad i bövelen?"

I would say no. :)

What if he is obese?

I don't care, really. I'm ready to endure quite a lot to see it now.

"The devil you say!" is more as a response to someone actually saying something and you questioning it - it's confrontational in a manner that "Fan, också!" isn't. "Fan, också!" is without object in a sense. "The devil you say!" is something I'd never say would mean "Oh, shit," but more "You don't say!" and thus closer to "Det säger du inte!" and "Vad i bövelen?"
I must make it a priority of mine to learn Swedish sometime soon...

A merkur HD razor with merkur blades.

Truefitt and Hill almond shaving cream.

Badger brush

I don't care, really. I'm ready to endure quite a lot to see it now.
Hmm I suppose so am I.

I'm 5' 10", 175 pounds. Is that obese?


I'm not obese and I'm 5'11", 220 lbs. I dont know what my "ideal" body weight is.

You know, this might be totally naïve, but I reckon shaving is best done with a razor.

I'm not obese and I'm 5'11", 220 lbs. I dont know what my "ideal" body weight is.
Heh I am 6ft1ish and 160 lbs, and slim, so I guess my body weight is okay.

I'll spit out the hair and tell the lady to shave more closely next time

i seem to be slightly too mentally challenged to do the waxing thing (tries tp hide behind cabra west), the chem stuff (ye, veet) doesn't seem to work properly, either, so yes i go for manual saving. and i like it. my razor and i, we have a nice stable relationship. so there.

Heh I am 6ft1ish and 160 lbs, and slim, so I guess my body weight is okay.
I'm about 6ft. I weigh 72-73kgs. I'm meant to be a little heavier, but I've lost all my fat now--it gets cold at night.

Haha you are a bit bigger than me :p I am rather big boned, but slim.

Haha you are a bit bigger than me :p I am rather big boned, but slim.
I used to weigh like 75kg when I was about 13 lol. Then started doing athletics, and now mostly muscle. Or that's what I think ;)

Haha, I'm a skinny little twink :p I just lost weight as I got taller.

Kids: don't wax. I've seen medical manuals with unpleasant pictures of ingrown hair.

I still get nightmares.

Yep, laser is the way to go ^^

It wouldn't be pleasant to have to go under the knife to get ingrown follicles removed from... Anything.

You'd have to have balls of steel to get the nerve to let someone point a laser at ANYTHING.

Heh, well I'm not gonna get rid of ALL my body hair. :p Just reducing it. Luckily I'm fine haired though :)

I love my little nearly-a-beard type thing. It's the shit. Definetly not waxing/shaving/chemically removing that.

Let your hair grow freely! Name the individual hairs, cherish them, read them stories, bake them cookies!

Or is that kids? Pfft, who cares?

I bake cookies for my armpits. Actually no I don't but I might try it.

Shave. Can't be arsed doing anything else. And I shave my armpits regularly (I wouldn't bother except I don't like feeling hairy) and legs intermittently.

Actually, an old military joke about getting rid of pubic lice...
"Pubic lice" = mechanized dandruff! :D

People here say I'm a guy, so I guess I am one.
ROFLMAO!!! You're impossible, is what you are! :p

Ok, the Englishman in question was John Ruskin, artist poet and art critic.


From here (http://necessityprevails.blogspot.com/)
Sriously what are you saying about Antiquity?

No such thing as Unwanted Body Hair.
yuck... oh, the image I just have of you.... :eek:
http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/portrait_de_l_homme_loup_PETRUS_GONSALVUS_xvi.jpg

Seriously though, I think the whole shaving thing is overrated. There's nothing wrong with underarm hair, (on either sex) and a completely shaved vagina, for example, is just nasty (trimmed is good though). Remember, hair exists for a reason.

/rant

http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/portrait_de_l_homme_loup_PETRUS_GONSALVUS_xvi.jpg

Seriously though, I think the whole shaving thing is overrated. There's nothing wrong with underarm hair, (on either sex) and a completely shaved vagina, for example, is just nasty (trimmed is good though). Remember, hair exists for a reason.

/rant

Pubic hair and underarm hair is there to enhance the smell of pheromones... something we regularly battle with soaps, perfumes and deodorant.
Personally, I like neither underarm hair (on anybody), nor pubic hair.

I just use a razor & shaving cream. I've never liked electric shavers. I only shave my face though, I don't think I'd be any more beautiful completely hairless. ;)

I just use a razor & shaving cream. I've never liked electric shavers. I only shave my face though, I don't think I'd be any more beautiful completely hairless. ;)
Are you Greek....

Electric razor. Takes me all of 20 seconds.

Are you Greek....

No, mostly anglo. I just meant I don't bother with hair removal from my chest, legs, etc. It's not like I'm a particularly hairy person.

No, mostly anglo. I just meant I don't bother with hair removal from my chest, legs, etc. It's not like I'm a particularly hairy person.
OK.
I got the impression you were(A hairy person).

OK.
I got the impression you were(A hairy person).

Nah, pretty average really.

I'm about 6ft. I weigh 72-73kgs. I'm meant to be a little heavier, but I've lost all my fat now--it gets cold at night.

Heh; I'm 6ft and weigh between 60 and 65 kgs.

Heh; I'm 6ft and weigh between 60 and 65 kgs.


You're the lanky guy. Beef up.

You're the lanky guy. Beef up.

I have two options-

A. Eat shitloads of junk food (which i already do...lately i've been living on takeaway)

B. Do weight training. (fuck that)

Nah, pretty average really.
OK



No such thing as Unwanted Body Hair.
yuck... oh, the image I just have of you....
http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/portrait_de_l_homme_loup_PETRUS_GONSALVUS_xvi.jpg
Seriously though, I think the whole shaving thing is overrated. There's nothing wrong with underarm hair, (on either sex) and a completely shaved vagina, for example, is just nasty (trimmed is good though). Remember, hair exists for a reason.

/rant
I dont think she meant that.......

I just use a razor & shaving cream. I've never liked electric shavers. I only shave my face though, I don't think I'd be any more beautiful completely hairless. ;)

Like a baby mouse XD

http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/portrait_de_l_homme_loup_PETRUS_GONSALVUS_xvi.jpg

Seriously though, I think the whole shaving thing is overrated. There's nothing wrong with underarm hair, (on either sex) and a completely shaved vagina, for example, is just nasty (trimmed is good though). Remember, hair exists for a reason.

/rant

*thumbs up*

I shave my legs and pits, wax my bikini line and pluck my eyebrows.

I once lost my razor for a week and I ended up trying some creams and they smelled like crap and didn't work so well. I wouldn't reccomend it.

I shave before getting into the shower...

I shave before getting into the shower...

Surely straight after (or during, depending on the body-part!) is better? Unless you're using an electric razor of course :p

You're the lanky guy. Beef up.

ah, shut up. lanky's sexy.

ah, shut up. lanky's sexy.

:fluffle:

ooh.the lankyman fluffled me. i do hope you're all nice and shaved?
*cautiously retreats into corner*

I'm about 6ft. I weigh 72-73kgs. I'm meant to be a little heavier, but I've lost all my fat now--it gets cold at night.Heh; I'm 6ft and weigh between 60 and 65 kgs.
I am 6'2" on a good day and a Fighting fit 85Kg.

Pubic hair and underarm hair is there to enhance the smell of pheromones... something we regularly battle with soaps, perfumes and deodorant.
Soap is just good sense to keep away infections, but I don't use deodorant. Most of them are unhealthy.

Soap is just good sense to keep away infections, but I don't use deodorant. Most of them are unhealthy.

Oh-kay... so you are hairy and smelly?

*slowly backs of

I am 6'2" on a good day and a Fighting fit 85Kg.

and 5'3" and 107 Kg on a bad day ???

and 5'3" and 107 Kg on a bad day ???
Nah 6'1" on a bad day this is with a tense back
Both times without shoes of course.

Two Words: John Deere.

I need to shave actually,my beard looks incredibly scruffy.if i was in sometihng scruffier i would look pretty homeless

Oh-kay... so you are hairy and smelly?

*slowly backs of

Some people can get away with not using deodorant. I generally don't bother on days where i'm not likely to be sweating, considering I shower every day anyway.

Some people can get away with not using deodorant. I generally don't bother on days where i'm not likely to be sweating, considering I shower every day anyway.

I use it every day, no matter what. I can't say the same for my brother, as he showers maybe twice a week.

Eck.

Some people can get away with not using deodorant. I generally don't bother on days where i'm not likely to be sweating, considering I shower every day anyway.
A Shower what a novel idea.

*takes away wax and hands him a razor and some shaving cream

That'll do just as well. Just because Fass is a little masochist doens't mean you'll have to mutilate yourself.
I wouldn't wax that area on pain of death...
I can't believe no one mentioned this, but razor and shaving cream for your balls? Talk about potential for mutilation. You can cut yourself just shaving your face, and not only is a traditional razor not at all suited for such a small, rounded surface as a scrotum, but such a flabby sack of skin has much more potential to get under the razor blades and thus slice open.

I used scissors and finished with an electric razor down there, it can cause some nicks, but no real potential to seriously cut yourself, and would much sooner wax than try my luck with a straight razor.
Elgesh']Surely straight after (or during, depending on the body-part!) is better? Unless you're using an electric razor of course :p
I find shaving my face to be much easier before the shower than after as the razor glides over the skin more more smoothly (normal or electric, but I don't use shaving cream if a normal razor), though I wait till after the shower if my crack needs a trim.

I mostly started shaving down there just because I got sick of it and think it looks better.

Don't listen to "people." They are stupid. Chest hair is hot. Next time, post pix, k, thnx. :)

Repeat after me "piczplzkthx". You have to run it together!:-P i'll make a net nerd out of you yet.

I use an electric razor and a "bikini line" electric razor if I want to do a really fine job on various areas. I hate manuals.

Oh-kay... so you are hairy and smelly?

*slowly backs of

As long as you have a good diet, drink plenty of water and wash regularly enough, sweat doesn't smell much anyway.

ah, shut up. lanky's sexy.
Indeed it is :D

As long as you have a good diet, drink plenty of water and wash regularly enough, sweat doesn't smell much anyway.
Much...:p I don't like the idea of sweaty guys touching me much.

As long as you have a good diet, drink plenty of water and wash regularly enough, sweat doesn't smell much anyway.
Yeah. I don't need deodorant to mask the smell, more to stop the uncomfortable feeling of actually being sweaty.
I'm reminded of Kan's "commie shower." Ah alcohol...