I'm so screwed! I need help on a report!
Silence and Nothing
30-11-2005, 03:57
I have to write an oratory about something for my forenics and debate class, and it has to be something I care about.
the problem is, what I do care about is way too touchy for anyone to really listen to for 8 minutes. Or I'm really on the edge.
My topic has gone from fact checking (which I could only get to fill up about 4 minutes) to not hiding stuff from your kids (sounded like teenage angst) to immagration (weither or not my solutions work isn't the issue, it's the fact that there's waaay too much to check and read before I can even start, and even then I'll still be wrong about most of it) to finally just complaining about parental controls.
I need something better.
PLEASE SOMEONE PROVIDE ME WITH A GOOD TOPIC!!!
(ps. suicide, teen drinking and feminism is taken)
Rotovia-
30-11-2005, 03:59
Go with the classic "Religion in Schools" or the ever humourus "Co-education".
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 04:02
Talk about Music's Role in the Rise of Nationalism. I could fill eight minutes with that easy.
Rotovia-
30-11-2005, 04:03
"The Role of Masterbation in Sexual Development" perhaps...?
MickShell
30-11-2005, 04:05
Do a report on Abortion...everyone is familiar with that topic, and if you bring up health risks, pros, cons, political opinions, and your opinion, it should fill 8 minutes, no prob.
"Is procrastination detrimental to one's grade in 'forenics and debate class'?"
Then just say "Is it? Cause it's not done yet." and sit down.
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:08
Porno.
Vittos Ordination
30-11-2005, 04:12
Do a report on the idiocy of the Chicago White Sox for bringing in a fat, aging, and brittle Jim Thome for Aaron Rowand, their hardest working and toughest player, in order to replace their best hitter and fan favorite, Paul Konerko.
Fucking morons.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 04:13
"The Role of Masterbation in Sexual Development" perhaps...?
Are you mocking me and my nerdly might?
From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee; etc.
Malclavia
30-11-2005, 04:13
Teacher competency
(no, really, I'm serious...)
Rotovia-
30-11-2005, 04:14
Are you mocking me and my nerdly might?
From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee; etc.
I guess I'm just sour I've never been in your signature...
Well you can always make a rant.
It's what i do, when i don't feel like thinking.
How about metaphors?
If you got screwed for not doing your work, are you still a virgin?
And should non-virgins be allowed to use virgin-mobile?
Stuff like that.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 04:19
I guess I'm just sour I've never been in your signature...
Most of the people I quote have to say something about me before I find them siggable.
Which leads me very neatly back to an essay topic: "How much Ego is too much in society?"
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:20
Most of the people I quote have to say something about me before I find them siggable.
Which leads me very neatly back to an essay topic: "How much Ego is too much in society?"
Ok...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, you are not a Guava fruit.
Rotovia-
30-11-2005, 04:23
Ok...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, you are not a Guava fruit.
That's a lie and you know it!
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:31
That's a lie and you know it!
Oh yeah!
I fart in your General Direction!