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Your Enemies List

Bolol
29-11-2005, 20:29
I was inspired by Bill O'Reilly's decision to create an "enemies list". I thought to myself "hey, if one of the greatest political comentators in history is reverting back to McCarthyism...so should I!" And so I did.

1. Bill O'Reilly (Oh the irony...)
2. J.K Rowling (You're rich for no reason)
3. Shirley Temple (You're not cute!)
4. John Wayne (You're not an actor!)
5. Hillary Clinton (Tried to take away my video games)
6. Joe Liberman (Tried to take away my video games)
7. Jack Thompson (Ditto)
8. Fred Phelps (Hatemonger)
9. Donald Rumsfeld (Fearmonger)
10. Saudi Royalty (Shitmonger)

As you can see above I am very vindictive. How about you?
Smunkeeville
29-11-2005, 20:36
I don't really have an enemy list. (it would be unchristian-like)

There are people who annoy me, though. I think if I could just sit down with them and point out thier stupidity maybe they would come around.
Pure Metal
29-11-2005, 20:38
1. margaret thatcher

i'll have to get back to you for the rest of it (might have to actually think about my other choices ;))
Brady Bunch Perm
29-11-2005, 20:42
3. Shirley Temple (You're not cute!)
4. John Wayne (You're not an actor!)


As to #3, dude she's like 70 now, but in her young days, she was a top box office draw.

#4 He's dead, how is he an enemy now? BTW he could act, can you?
HC Eredivisie
29-11-2005, 20:42
I've put mine in an online list: Clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/memberlist.php?s=):p
Bolol
29-11-2005, 20:56
As to #3, dude she's like 70 now, but in her young days, she was a top box office draw.

You're right, I should have said "she never was cute"...

#4 He's dead, how is he an enemy now? BTW he could act, can you?

Again you're right. He was an actor...just a very shitty one.
Liskeinland
29-11-2005, 21:18
My enemies are either fictional or dead.
Kazcaper
29-11-2005, 21:23
Too many to count...ranges from arseholes like Stalin to arseholes like Bush, and many much less powerful and well known people in between. Like many teenagers, I had a death list when I was about 15/16. There's one or two people that maybe still deserve to go on that :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-11-2005, 21:45
My Hate list:

1: Just about everyone in government anywhere (excluding Niyazov, of course, there is a man who recognizes threat presented by beards and make-up on news anchors
2: Just about every NSer. Especially that Fiddlebottoms fellow, what an ass.
3: Anyone I have ever had physical contact with, or who has ever weilded any sort of authority over me. When I rule the world I'm going to burn this college to the ground.
4: The FSM
4B: Whoever came up with that idea first
5: Man who masturbates in the courtyard on mondays. What the Hell, man?
Jenrak
29-11-2005, 21:48
1. Everybody
Lunatic Goofballs
29-11-2005, 21:54
1) Myself
2) My friends
3) Psychiatrists
4) Straitjacket manufacturers
5) Stun Gun manufacturers.
6) Bamboo practice sword manufacturers.
7) Clergy
8) Politicians that listen to clergy.
9) Laywers
10) Mimes
Jello Biafra
29-11-2005, 21:55
2. J.K Rowling (You're rich for no reason)
Wealth is how society chooses to reward those it likes, and she is one of the best living authors, so naturally she would be rich.
Kryozerkia
29-11-2005, 22:05
I'd list them, but then it might be considered a threat... :D
Dehny
29-11-2005, 22:11
1.communists
2.anarchists
3. feminists
4. monarchists
5. unionists
Call to power
29-11-2005, 22:18
1. The inventor of Human interest news story's
2. Green day
3. good charlotte
4. anyone who likes the above 3
5. Lenny Henry (almost with 6 people apart from the power to induce coma's)
6. boring people
7. the purple teletubby (so evil I think he killed J.F.K)
8. men who have earing/s
9. My arch enemy pudsy (who punched me in the balls)
10. The man who rummages though my bushes at 4 in the morning thinking he’s stealthy enough not to wake up the whole road as he steals all the berries (but tonight I've put some barb wire in the bushes and covered the berries in powdered laxative...yes powdered!)
Secluded Islands
29-11-2005, 22:19
1. the others
2. sharks
3. my roommate
4. T.O.
5. college professors
The Helghan Empire
29-11-2005, 22:21
Hilary Clinton- a bitch and wants to destroy violent video games

Jack Thompson- a fag and also wants to destroy violent video games

Joe Liberman- ditto Bolol and also wants to destroy violent video games

SOME of the Media- I don't hate all, I just hate the journalists that make lies about Goths and Violent Video games Those rich, cigar-smoking, filthy, snake-eating, corrupt, insurgents!)

Osama bin Laden and al-Queda- do I really need to answer this?

Preps- I hate them so much because they always say OMG, Like totally, etc. And the pink they wear, and most importantly, they like the singers Britney Spears and Jesse Mcartney.

This kid named Tyler Copsey - my friend OutpostCommand knows about him (sorta, I just told about him). He thinks he can get away with shit and having teachers blame us, also to mention that he cheated me out some possessions and stole a good necklace from me.

Prostitutes and Pornographers- Sad they are. They live their lives working in strip clubs for the money. They're wasting their lives over sexual work, it's really degrading. And prostitution and pornography degrades all of us men. I feel it makes us corrupt.

Homosexuals - On my Player Profile, I said they I go with Homosexuals because no one can tell you who to love, but personally, I just don't like them, I just don't know why.

Asylum Employees and Employers- Just to tell you, I hate Asylums, they are my biggest fear, and I telked about it on one of those thread about your fears are. Anyhoo, the people who work in them, are no different.

Green Day- They're posers compared to My Chemical Romance

Women who degrade men- It's because they think men are oppressive, but I think they are more oppressive than men.

and a whole lot of other people...

@ Alantic islands,
I hate you. What do you have against goths?
Call to power
29-11-2005, 22:21
5: Man who masturbates in the courtyard on mondays. What the Hell, man?

we’ve all been there:(
Deep Kimchi
29-11-2005, 22:27
I don't really have an enemy list. (it would be unchristian-like)

There are people who annoy me, though. I think if I could just sit down with them and point out thier stupidity maybe they would come around.

My Annoying List (and no, they would not "come around" unless you used ECT and performed a prefrontal lobotomy on them).

Affleck, Ben
Altman, Robert
Aniston, Jennifer
Asner, Ed
Baldwin, Alec
Behar, Joy
Belafonte, Harry
Bernhard, Sandra
Carlin, George
Cher
Cho, Margaret
Clennon, David
Clooney, George
Cusack, John
Depp, Johnny
DiFranco, Ani
Dixie Chicks
Duncan, Sandy
Dunst, Kirsten
Eminem
Farrell, Mike
Fischer, Bobby
Fonda, Jane
Garofalo, Janeane
Gere, Richard
Glover, Danny
Goldberg, Whoopi
Hagman, Larry
Harrelson, Woody
Harris, Ed
Hawke, Ethan
Hoffman, Dustin
Hudson, Kate
Hutton, Lauren
Hynde, Chrissie
Jadakiss
Jethro Tull
Jones, Rickie Lee
Jourgensen, Al
Keenan, Maynard
Lange, Jessica
Lee, Spike
Madonna
Matthews, Dave
Mellencamp, John
Milano, Alyssa
Moby
Moore, Michael
Morrissey
Mortensen, Viggo
Nelson, Willie
Norton, Edward
O'Donnell, Rosie
Osbourne, Ozzy
Paltrow, Gwyneth
Pearl Jam
Penn, Sean
Robbins, Tim
Roberts, Eric
Roberts, Julia
Santana, Carlos
Sarandon, Susan
Scorsese, Martin
Sheen, Martin
Springsteen, Bruce
Stone, Oliver
Streisand, Barbra
Thurman, Uma
Vidal, Gore
Williams, Robin
The Atlantian islands
29-11-2005, 22:32
Hilary Clinton- a bitch and wants to destroy violent video games

Jack Thompson- a fag and also wants to destroy violent video games

Joe Liberman- ditto Bolol and also wants to destroy violent video games

SOME of the Media- I don't hate all, I just hate the journalists that make lies about Goths and Violent Video games Those rich, cigar-smoking, filthy, snake-eating, corrupt, insurgents!)

Osama bin Laden and al-Queda- do I really need to answer this?

Preps- I hate them so much because they always say OMG, Like totally, etc. And the pink they wear, and most importantly, they like the singers Britney Spears and Jesse Mcartney.

This kid named Tyler Copsey - my friend OutpostCommand knows about him (sorta, I just told about him). He thinks he can get away with shit and having teachers blame us, also to mention that he cheated me out some possessions and stole a good necklace from me.

Prostitutes and Pornographers- Sad they are. They live their lives working in strip clubs for the money. They're wasting their lives over sexual work, it's really degrading. And prostitution and pornography degrades all of us men. I feel it makes us corrupt.

Homosexuals - On my Player Profile, I said they I go with Homosexuals because no one can tell you who to love, but personally, I just don't like them, I just don't know why.

Asylum Employees and Employers- Just to tell you, I hate Asylums, they are my biggest fear, and I telked about it on one of those thread about your fears are. Anyhoo, the people who work in them, are no different.

Green Day- They're posers compared to My Chemical Romance

Women who degrade men- It's because they think men are oppressive, but I think they are more oppressive than men.

and a whole lot of other people...

@ Alantic islands,
I hate you. What do you have against goths?

Uh...they're freakin weird :rolleyes: .....And they are all totalyl morbided out. They are always talking about death, making themselves seem gloomy, cutting and all that crap. They are just freaks.:headbang:
Secluded Islands
29-11-2005, 22:32
Fischer, Bobby

what tchu got against bobby fischer?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-11-2005, 22:34
we’ve all been there:(
I'm going to hope that you were refering to being exposed to someone else, as opposed to expressing solidarity with Man Who Masturbates in the Courtyard on Mondays.
One day I stepped in it after he'd gone through, and that was a dark day indeed.
The Black Forrest
29-11-2005, 22:36
You're right, I should have said "she never was cute"...



Again you're right. He was an actor...just a very shitty one.

Hmmmmmm. Ok name a few good ones for my curiosity.....
Jello Biafra
29-11-2005, 22:37
Please note that my enemies list does not mean that I hate the people mentioned.

Conservatives.
Authoritarian leftists.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-feminine homosexuals.
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Anti-religious people (no, this is not contradicting the above.)
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Anti-anarchists.
Fascists.
Celebrities who don't use their influence to advance their political agendas.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.


And many more...
The Atlantian islands
29-11-2005, 22:41
Please note that my enemies list does not mean that I hate the people mentioned.

Conservatives.
Authoritarian leftists.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-feminine homosexuals.
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Anti-religious people (no, this is not contradicting the above.)
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Anti-anarchists.
Fascists.
Celebrities who don't use their influence to advance their political agendas.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.


And many more...

Man...Did you look at my list....lol....We are sOoOoOoO alike:rolleyes: I dont think I have ever seen two more different people, lol.
Jello Biafra
29-11-2005, 22:42
Man...Did you look at my list....lol....We are sOoOoOoO alike:rolleyes: I dont think I have ever seen two more different people, lol.
Actually, my list was mostly inspired by yours. :)
Stephistan
29-11-2005, 22:47
My Annoying List (and no, they would not "come around" unless you used ECT and performed a prefrontal lobotomy on them).

Affleck, Ben
Altman, Robert
Aniston, Jennifer
Asner, Ed
Baldwin, Alec
Behar, Joy
Belafonte, Harry
Bernhard, Sandra
Carlin, George
Cher
Cho, Margaret
Clennon, David
Clooney, George
Cusack, John
Depp, Johnny
DiFranco, Ani
Dixie Chicks
Duncan, Sandy
Dunst, Kirsten
Eminem
Farrell, Mike
Fischer, Bobby
Fonda, Jane
Garofalo, Janeane
Gere, Richard
Glover, Danny
Goldberg, Whoopi
Hagman, Larry
Harrelson, Woody
Harris, Ed
Hawke, Ethan
Hoffman, Dustin
Hudson, Kate
Hutton, Lauren
Hynde, Chrissie
Jadakiss
Jethro Tull
Jones, Rickie Lee
Jourgensen, Al
Keenan, Maynard
Lange, Jessica
Lee, Spike
Madonna
Matthews, Dave
Mellencamp, John
Milano, Alyssa
Moby
Moore, Michael
Morrissey
Mortensen, Viggo
Nelson, Willie
Norton, Edward
O'Donnell, Rosie
Osbourne, Ozzy
Paltrow, Gwyneth
Pearl Jam
Penn, Sean
Robbins, Tim
Roberts, Eric
Roberts, Julia
Santana, Carlos
Sarandon, Susan
Scorsese, Martin
Sheen, Martin
Springsteen, Bruce
Stone, Oliver
Streisand, Barbra
Thurman, Uma
Vidal, Gore
Williams, Robin

Did you actually take the time to make that list or did you steal it from another site? *LOL* Sorry, couldn't help myself..:p
Kazcaper
29-11-2005, 22:49
Wealth is how society chooses to reward those it likes, and she is one of the best living authors, so naturally she would be rich.Her books may have been hugely successful, but I would have difficulty with describing her as one of our best living authors, since the said novels are hardly classics. At least to me - I found the two I read a load of patronising wank, but I suppose they were intended to be children's books, at least initially.
Pinacitia
29-11-2005, 22:49
Paris Hilton:mp5: I'm not jealous, in my eyes, she's sort of unattractive.
Meghan Millisa Iredi: She's been jealous of me since 4th grade and she's talks bad about me.
Bill Gates: I feel his children's pain. I mean c'mon who donates billions to charity? That's nice patriotic work, but what about my inheritance?
I can't really think of any others, but I'll try.
Taverham high
29-11-2005, 22:51
.

Green Day- They're posers compared to My Chemical Romance




hahahaha. hilarious.
Legless Pirates
29-11-2005, 22:52
1. The inventor of sleep
2. ninjas (cause they're NOT cooler than pirates)
The Atlantian islands
29-11-2005, 22:53
Actually, my list was mostly inspired by yours. :)

LOL...thats what I figured...the EXACT opposite. lol haha
Vaitupu
29-11-2005, 22:54
I prefer to call it a "discipline" list.

And when I give it that name and reading, it kinda makes LG seem a bit masochistic...although, that may not be far from the truth.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-11-2005, 23:04
<first, words were here, now they aren't>
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
<sniptactico>
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.
I suppose you'd really hate a Hard-Core Libertarian who wears a Che Guevara Thong (http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtsheaven.24272446)?
Your political idols: Prepackaged, Stamped, and Sold to whomever has the money and inclination to rub their genitals on your heroes effigy. That's the magic of capitalism, kids!
Bolol
30-11-2005, 00:04
My Enemies:


Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol
Bolol


I love you too...
Mazalandia
30-11-2005, 00:06
I'm going to hope that you were refering to being exposed to someone else, as opposed to expressing solidarity with Man Who Masturbates in the Courtyard on Mondays.
One day I stepped in it after he'd gone through, and that was a dark day indeed.

If I was a cop I give you free reign to beat the fuck out of him.

I have a short list
1 People that are intolerant
2 People who can not think for themselves
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 00:09
If I was a cop I give you free reign to beat the fuck out of him.
I'm rather afraid to touch him though, and for some reason I can never find police peoples when he is about. It is rather disgusting, but I'm really to lazy to do much more then gripe about it.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 00:09
1. People who are racially intolerant.....:mad:

2. The A-rabs...:mad:
Turquoise Days
30-11-2005, 00:20
Erm.. this could take a while. In no particular order:

People who think consumer choice = privatization
Thatcher
People who try and deny [contentious issue in science] by trying to be scientific about it and getting the basic principles horribly wrong and not even knowing how science works and... *takes deep breath*
Whoever pulled Futurama
Ditto Family Guy
Whoever keeps using a wire brush on the climbing wall
Fundamentalists - of any shade
David Bellamy
Sony
This is longer than I thought it would be
I'll come back later
Amarnaiy
30-11-2005, 00:57
These are things that piss me off amazingly... The people on here need to have their genitals removed with a spoon then have their brains taken out... With an analprobe.

Anyhoo... Here goes nothing.

1. Prussian Blue
2. Jane Wicks (Oh the things I want to do to that girl!)
3. Tomas Martinez de vedia (How's that spelled again?)
4. Anti-depressants
5. Racial intolerance
6. Religious intolerance
7. Certain NSers...
8. Most non-country singers that are superstars.
9. Kenny Chesney, Shania Twain, Keith Anderson
10. JK Rowling (I mean, her books aren't that great...)
11. :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: <- Those guys
12. Roleplayers who say I'm not a roleplayer because I roleplay forum-type and Live Action..
13. HEAD LICE
14. My teachers, except for Kane and Lawrence. They rock.
15. Stock Market simulations.
16. Private schools
17. People who tell me Transylvania is a country. (Oi vey, that happened multiple times...)
18. People who tell me Dracula was a vampire... (That's happened too!)
19. Rap.
20. The little bastard who got my friend pregnant. Fucking rapists.
21. ALL rapists
22. Abby Sonnenfeldt
23. Preppy people! So mean... -sighs and looks at mean notes found in locker-
24. People who say Halloween is a holiday to celebrate Satan. -koffkoff-
25. People who tell me I'm not troubled.
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 01:30
I love you too...

Dont worry, Bolol.

I wont kill you for a while.

In the meantime, lets dance!

*dances*
The Helghan Empire
30-11-2005, 01:38
23. Preppy people! So mean... -sighs and looks at mean notes found in locker-

Your not alone my friend. Preps are definetly the worst.
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 01:40
Your not alone my friend. Preps are definetly the worst.

What, pray tell, defines a "Prep"?
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 01:42
Your not alone my friend. Preps are definetly the worst.

**Coughschoolnerds/losersCough**
Amarnaiy
30-11-2005, 01:49
**Coughschoolnerds/losersCough**

School nerds? Oh really? Hmm... So, if I'm a school nerd then why do I have friends throughout my grade, and from third grade to post-college people? And why am I more self confident than other people? And why, praytell, can I make the school bullies cower?
The Mindset
30-11-2005, 01:51
1. My ex.
2. William Brewster.
3. Homophobes.
4. Those who dislike being called homophobic, because they're "not afraid of fags." You're homophobic, fatties.
5. Those who start sentences, "I go with homosexuals but..."
6. Fascists.
7. Fundamentalists, of any political adgenda.
8. Pro-Lifers.
9. Anti-euthenasia (passive) type people.
10. Communists.
11. Socialists.
12. Uber-Capitalists.
13. Anti-NHSists (?)
14. NRA members.
15. Creationists.
16. "Intelligent" Design enthusiasts.
17. People who dislike the French.
Personal Glory
30-11-2005, 02:00
1. Everybody

right, thats not creepy...:(
*locks self in closet with assult rifle*
Secluded Islands
30-11-2005, 02:12
Eminem

*loads sniper rifle while listing to slim shady*
Maineiacs
30-11-2005, 02:30
My cheating slut of an ex-girlfriend
Politicians who try to get political gain by questioning their opponent's patriotism
Fred Phelps
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Anyone who listens to them as if they were Moses come down from the mountain
Bill O'Reilly
Anne Coulter
Anyone who listens to them as if they were Moses come down from the mountain
Pauly Shore (why that idiot has a career as an actor and I don't is beyond me)
People who think that Star Trek/ Star Wars is a way of life
IDers/ Creationists (well, not all of them -- just the ones who want it taught in science class)
People who make enemies lists
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 02:36
My cheating slut of an ex-girlfriend
Well, at least you're not bitter about the break-up or anything.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 02:36
School nerds? Oh really? Hmm... So, if I'm a school nerd then why do I have friends throughout my grade, and from third grade to post-college people? And why am I more self confident than other people? And why, praytell, can I make the school bullies cower?

Is it because of your Uber-nerd-leadership skills that allow to to lead the other nerds throughout your grade and throughout college and beyond, as for third grade, well that is just losery. As for your self confidence....its built on a foundation of lies, dont buy it. And finally, as for your unnatural ability to make bullies cower, might I suggest a shower, atleast once a week? If you cant be pursuaded, perhaps a nice stick of deoderant, I mean come on, what are you, an A-rab?
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 02:37
Well, at least you're not bitter about the break-up or anything.

Yeah, atleast hes taking it in stride.
Estrella Roja
30-11-2005, 02:40
Wow, this guy is just angry.




1. Kanye West

2. People who wear their pants around their stomach

3. Uber-liberals

4. Pinko-Commies

5. Gothics

6. Femenine Homosexuals

7. Homosexuals

8. A-rabs

9. Parisians...not all the French...just the Parisians, as they give the rest of the French a bad name

10. John Kerry

11. People who say Idea-r

12. Blue Cheese

13. People who like Blue Cheese

14. Fass

15. Any stupid celebrity that trys to use their influence to push their political views onto the young and devolping minds of their fans. I.E. Puff Daddy..Vote or Die kind of stuff...Blacks for Democrats...that kind of crap.
ATLON
30-11-2005, 02:41
1. The police (they have they're purposes, and i'm sure there are some really cool ones. I just have a problem with them for various reasons)

2. Ann Coutler

3. Linda Lovelace (even though she's dead)

4. Hoobastank (I've found a reason for me....to slit my own throat rather than listen to you're crappy music anymore)

5. My high school principal was an asshole, he's still principal, so i'll put him here

6. Danielle Steele

7. Whoever came up with the concept of making it illegal for minors to buy lighters in NY. When I was underage there was plenty of uses for a lighter besides smoking cigarettes.

8. Bill O'Riley (pompus ass)

9. Paris Hilton (as Denis Leary has pointed out, she is famous for.....NOTHING. She contributes absolutely nothing to the world)

10. Fran Drescher's voice
Amarnaiy
30-11-2005, 02:42
Is it because of your Uber-nerd-leadership skills that allow to to lead the other nerds throughout your grade and throughout college and beyond, as for third grade, well that is just losery. As for your self confidence....its built on a foundation of lies, dont buy it. And finally, as for your unnatural ability to make bullies cower, might I suggest a shower, atleast once a week? If you cant be pursuaded, perhaps a nice stick of deoderant, I mean come on, what are you, an A-rab?

Losery? The third graders I know are wonderful people, and are more accepting than you are. My self confidence, you question, eh? Oh really, well then how about this. I've played leads in musicals, I'm a hell of a good singer, I know I'm smart, and I have A's in all my classes. For your information, I shower every day, and wear deoderant, as do most people who have hit puberty.
Hesperidium
30-11-2005, 02:44
Kein Mann ist besser als hitler! Sie sind alle weaklings und verdienen zu sterben!
Maineiacs
30-11-2005, 02:45
Well, at least you're not bitter about the break-up or anything.


She cheated four times -- that I know of; and at least one of them was another woman, defrauded me out of $300, and tried to smear my name all over town (that backfired as she had a bad reputation to begin with and no one really believed her).


Was that too bitter? :D
Amarnaiy
30-11-2005, 02:49
She cheated four times -- that I know of; and at least one of them was another woman, defrauded me out of $300, and tried to smear my name all over town (that backfired as she had a bad reputation to begin with and no one really believed her).


Was that too bitter? :D

Oh darling, I'm sorry to hear about that! And I have a weird thing where I call everyone dear or darling...
Rotovia-
30-11-2005, 02:52
Jews

Blacks


Catholics


Atheists


Liberals


Australains


South Africans


What...?
Maineiacs
30-11-2005, 02:56
Oh darling, I'm sorry to hear about that! And I have a weird thing where I call everyone dear or darling...


No probs. I tend to do the same thing. I call almost every woman I know "dear", "honey", or "sweetie".
New Genoa
30-11-2005, 02:57
1. Tom Cruise
2. Paris Hilton
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Michael Moore
5. Fred Phelps
6. Michael Jackson
7. Any moron who stars on reality TV
8. 50 Cent and posse
9. Lots of communists
10. Jack Thompson
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-11-2005, 02:59
What...?
Nothing, a bit of self-loathing is good for you. As any good protestant knows, it helps you keep your feet clean and your nose on the ground.
Or something.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 03:06
Losery? The third graders I know are wonderful people, and are more accepting than you are. My self confidence, you question, eh? Oh really, well then how about this. I've played leads in musicals, I'm a hell of a good singer, I know I'm smart, and I have A's in all my classes. For your information, I shower every day, and wear deoderant, as do most people who have hit puberty.

Ah...you sit on a throne of lies.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 03:07
Wow, this guy is just angry.

Nah...I'm actually pretty happy :p
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 03:09
Kein Mann ist besser als hitler! Sie sind alle weaklings und verdienen zu sterben!

Ahh...Sprechen sie Deutsch??..Oh wait nevermind...no neo nazi's mouth deserves to be able to speak german...you embaress germans and the language...go to hell.
Maineiacs
30-11-2005, 03:09
Nah...I'm actually pretty happy :p


Then you're just f****n' scary.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 03:10
Then you're just f****n' scary.

Why...which one scared you..I'm serious?
Cwazybushland
30-11-2005, 03:24
My enemies list: Blue Meanies.
Breitenburg
30-11-2005, 03:36
No doubt about it John Madden takes up every spot on my list
Korrithor
30-11-2005, 03:45
1. Socialists (Nothing is more greedy than demanding that I and others pay for your 6-week vacations and retirement.)

2. Secularists who think Christianity and the entire Bible can be boiled down to "be nice to people" and anyone who actually believes what it says is a whacked-out fundie.

3. Paris Hilton (famous for being a whore. Geat message to send our young females.)

4. Canadians who think Bush is a moron for choking on a pretzel when it was their PM who openly declared that the WWII liberation of Europe began with the invasion of Norway. (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1082036102773_62/?hub=Canada)

5. Al Franken. (Stick to SNL, Al)

6. Palestinians (blowing up pregnant mothers should earn you an independent state)

7. Protestants who claim Catholics aren't Christian.

8. non-Catholics who complain about Catholic policy regarding women/gays/married priests (possibly a valid concern to you in 12th century Europe, admittedly, however now you can....not be Catholic.)

9. People who complain about the USA trying to be a "world police" and then bitching because we didn't do anything about Rwanda.

10. People who think art like this (http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/950-22/sf-moma-abstract-2.jpg) is the equal of art like this (http://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/Diagrams/School_of_Athens.jpeg)
Saint Jade
30-11-2005, 03:51
wow, I find it interesting that so many people on here choose such impersonal enemies like the government and groups of people who hold differing beliefs. Kinda makes me wonder about their true tolerance level. Me on the other hand, I'm much more personal:

1. A certain young lady who spread nasty rumours and stories about me that resulted in the dissolution of a friendship.

2. My ex-boyfriend who was an emotional fuckwit and cheated on me and then told all of his friends that I cheated on him.

3. The guy at darts who played me and then told everyone that I was a slut.

4. My prac supervising teachers who have no backbone and who decided that the perfect time to raise their concerns with me was with 2 weeks of a 5 week prac to go. Thus fucking up my chances of getting a decent teaching job.

5. My best friend's family who seem to feel that he is their personal security company. If you loved your son/nephew/grandson/brother, you wouldn't ask him to risk his life for your drug money. This is number one on my list.

6. the multitude of jealous bitches who spread nasty lies and rumours about me throughout my adolescence and young adulthood.

7. My graduating class who bullied me relentlessly for five years and now can't understand why I don't even acknowledge them in the street. Strange how accusing me of being bullimic, schitzophrenic, mentally unstable etc. can cause a person to not really want to associate with those people. One day, they will get theirs. I intend to see to it personally.

well thats all for now. BTW: This list is in no particular order.
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 03:56
I was inspired by Bill O'Reilly's decision to create an "enemies list". I thought to myself "hey, if one of the greatest political comentators in history is reverting back to McCarthyism...so should I!" And so I did.


My dad's the only enemy I have. The funny part is we live in the same house and he doesn't know I hate him enough to kill myself:headbang: I don't really know why, he just makes me depressed and lately I've been crying more then once a month. Girls just need a good cry once in awhile but this' rediculas for me:mp5: I just cry over nothing once in awhile but the last time I got depressed over nothing I started getting thoughts of killing my dad for no reason and started thinking he's why I'm having a rough day and most of my kind of terable moments are made worse by him and sometimes I'll have a great day, tell him soemthing about it and he'll shoot my smile down until it's a frown. If I was eighteen I'd sue for mental abuse:mad: But now I'll stick to wanting to divorce him as one of my parents:rolleyes:

PS: I've never had to use the snipers and brick wall smilies before much less the red frown:mad: Bet you guys weren't expecting sweet, innocent Wolfrest (Alica ;)) to get 'dark.'
Kanabia
30-11-2005, 03:59
Please note that my enemies list does not mean that I hate the people mentioned.

Conservatives.
Authoritarian leftists.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-feminine homosexuals.
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Anti-religious people (no, this is not contradicting the above.)
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Anti-anarchists.
Fascists.
Celebrities who don't use their influence to advance their political agendas.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.


And many more...

I'm gonna have to second that. :)
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:00
I'm gonna have to second that. :)

I second your mom!
Kanabia
30-11-2005, 04:03
I second your mom!

That'll be $84.95, thanks.
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:04
That'll be $84.95, thanks.

Dude, I payed the pimp, and the tax. What more do you want?
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:05
My dad's the only enemy I have. The funny part is we live in the same house and he doesn't know I hate him enough to kill myself:headbang: I don't really know why, he just makes me depressed and lately I've been crying more then once a month. Girls just need a good cry once in awhile but this' rediculas for me:mp5: I just cry over nothing once in awhile but the last time I got depressed over nothing I started getting thoughts of killing my dad for no reason and started thinking he's why I'm having a rough day and most of my kind of terable moments are made worse by him and sometimes I'll have a great day, tell him soemthing about it and he'll shoot my smile down until it's a frown. If I was eighteen I'd sue for mental abuse:mad: But now I'll stick to wanting to divorce him as one of my parents:rolleyes:

PS: I've never had to use the snipers and brick wall smilies before much less the red frown:mad: Bet you guys weren't expecting sweet, innocent Wolfrest (Alica ;)) to get 'dark.'

Um...you might want to find some place to get help...I'm not joking.
Kanabia
30-11-2005, 04:06
Dude, I payed the pimp, and the tax. What more do you want?
Handling fee. :p
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:07
Handling fee. :p

Perhaps I should pay YOU the "Handling Fee"?

/innuendo
Kanabia
30-11-2005, 04:10
Perhaps I should pay YOU the "Handling Fee"?

/innuendo

The whole $84.95? I'm flattered.
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 04:10
Um...you might want to find some place to get help...I'm not joking.

I know, I'm emailing my mom since I don't know how to tell her outloud:rolleyes: I'm not sure what we'll do about it to get along yet but I'll probably end up at a therapist or my dad'll stay away for a week or so and we'll see if I feel the same. I bet if he doesnt come near me or speak to me for a week or so I'll probably chill out and relax again.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:13
I know, I'm emailing my mom since I don't know how to tell her outloud:rolleyes: I'm not sure what we'll do about it to get along yet but I'll probably end up at a therapist or my dad'll stay away for a week or so and we'll see if I feel the same. I bet if he doesnt come near me or speak to me for a week or so I'll probably chill out and relax again.

Just dont do anything to hurt yourself, your parents, or anyone around you. You and your parents may have your differences, but im willing to bet anything that they would miss you ALOT if you did anything to yourself, and I'm willing to bet that you and your mother would miss your dad ALOT if you did anything to him. Just relax..speak with your mom...listen to some nice relaxing music..and dont worry...your parents love you, your dad may not have the best way of expressing it, but underneath all that he loves you...you are a part of him, and he is a part of you. Dont worry, time heals all things.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
30-11-2005, 04:14
1. People who do as described in my article here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Get_a_life).
2. Most of humanity.
3. The parts of my mind that I still haven't got absolute control over. (slowly but constantly decreasing)
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:14
The whole $84.95? I'm flattered.

Well, I dont have the money, but I can provide you with...Services...

/doubleinnuendo
Tomzilla
30-11-2005, 04:15
1. Mikhail/SRoR(Must...kill...commie....)
2. China(I know, its a country, not a person, but still)
3. North Korea(Same as above)
4. Osama bin Laden(I'm American, why shouldn't I hate him. :p )
5. Saddam Hussein(Should have been killed resisting arrest... :sniper:)
6. Hillary Clinton(Damn you and your anti-video game ethics!!! :upyours:)

Um, theres more, but I can't think of them at the time...

P.S: Sorry for the use of those smilies.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:15
Well, I dont have the money, but I can provide you with...Services...

/doubleinnuendo

Guys, guys...get a smurfin room.
Kanabia
30-11-2005, 04:23
Well, I dont have the money, but I can provide you with...Services...

/doubleinnuendo

Excellent. You can start by fetching me a turkey sandwich and a beer. And wear this. *hands you apron with fake breasts*

Oh, that wasn't what you meant? :p
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 04:27
Just dont do anything to hurt yourself, your parents, or anyone around you. You and your parents may have your differences, but im willing to bet anything that they would miss you ALOT if you did anything to yourself, and I'm willing to bet that you and your mother would miss your dad ALOT if you did anything to him. Just relax..speak with your mom...listen to some nice relaxing music..and dont worry...your parents love you, your dad may not have the best way of expressing it, but underneath all that he loves you...you are a part of him, and he is a part of you. Dont worry, time heals all things.

I know and I keep telling myself it's a phase, I'll get over it if I ignore it but seriously, I think I was born with a mental problem because I constantly act high on pain pills when I can't even take pills(Throat acts up when I try and I end up sucking on nasty pills). Anyway, my mom and I love each other too much for me to go insain enough to actually hurt myself but i'm hoping explaing something that happened last week made me want to hang myself will get the point across. My parents and I tell each other we love the other almost everyday but for about three months telling my dad I love him as seemed stereotype for me while with my mom I mean it.
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:31
I know and I keep telling myself it's a phase, I'll get over it if I ignore it but seriously, I think I was born with a mental problem because I constantly act high on pain pills when I can't even take pills(Throat acts up when I try and I end up sucking on nasty pills). Anyway, my mom and I love each other too much for me to go insain enough to actually hurt myself but i'm hoping explaing something that happened last week made me want to hang myself will get the point across. My parents and I tell each other we love the other almost everyday but for about three months telling my dad I love him as seemed stereotype for me while with my mom I mean it.

My advice...just got talk to your mommadukes.:p
Ekathora
30-11-2005, 04:31
Please note that my enemies list does not mean that I hate the people mentioned.

Conservatives.
Authoritarian leftists.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-feminine homosexuals.
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Anti-religious people (no, this is not contradicting the above.)
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Anti-anarchists.
Fascists.
Celebrities who don't use their influence to advance their political agendas.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.


And many more...

Holy crap! THANK YOU! I could NOT have said it better myself!!!
The South Islands
30-11-2005, 04:34
Excellent. You can start by fetching me a turkey sandwich and a beer. And wear this. *hands you apron with fake breasts*

Oh, that wasn't what you meant? :p

Sigh

I can give you...

S

E

X

Writing's on the wall, man!
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 04:40
My advice...just got talk to your mommadukes.:p

Mommadukes? :) I am, I'm emailing her before I get off my computer tonight and she'll find it tomorrow when my dad's gone, I stink like a dog (Litteraly, I work at the animal shelter on Wednesday:D) And we can talk it over in private and then she can talk to my dad about it later Wednesday night when he's not home. (As in at work for three nights and three days.)

Ugh, I talk too much. Can you tell I'm sixteen?
Ekathora
30-11-2005, 04:40
3) Psychiatrists


Please dont hate them all, after all there is a much larger population of people in their profession that really help. ;)
Thekalu
30-11-2005, 04:41
Please note that my enemies list does not mean that I hate the people mentioned.

Conservatives.
Authoritarian leftists.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-feminine homosexuals.
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Anti-religious people (no, this is not contradicting the above.)
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Anti-anarchists.
Fascists.
Celebrities who don't use their influence to advance their political agendas.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.


And many more...
wow! me and you should be bestest friends :D
Conservatives.
Anti-homosexuals.
Anti-femininists
Anti-goths.
Puritans.
Anyone who wants laws to be based upon (insert religious work here).
Capitalists.
Anti-communists.
Fascists.
People who wear Che Guavera T-shirts who don't believe in the ideas he espoused.
nazis
the atlantian islands ;)
cutters/suicidal people
pat robertson
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:44
Mommadukes? :) I am, I'm emailing her before I get off my computer tonight and she'll find it tomorrow when my dad's gone, I stink like a dog (Litteraly, I work at the animal shelter on Wednesday:D) And we can talk it over in private and then she can talk to my dad about it later Wednesday night when he's not home. (As in at work for three nights and three days.)

Ugh, I talk too much. Can you tell I'm sixteen?

Haha...Im 16 too...could you tell?
Ekathora
30-11-2005, 04:44
3. Uber-liberals

4. Pinko-Commies

6. Femenine Homosexuals

7. Homosexuals

8. A-rabs

9. Parisians...not all the French...just the Parisians, as they give the rest of the French a bad name

10. John Kerry



Sad part is that the bottom one defines why you hate all the others... :(
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:45
Sad part is that the bottom one defines why you hate all the others... :(


I dont get it?
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 04:54
Haha...Im 16 too...could you tell?

Not really :) You were acting so grown up kid;)

Ok, emailed my mom.

Your enemy numbers 6,7 and 10 I hate too but not enemy wise, well, maybe 10;)

Can you tell i'm feeling better now?:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:;)
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 04:59
Not really :) You were acting so grown up kid;)

Ok, emailed my mom.

Your enemy numbers 6,7 and 10 I hate too but not enemy wise, well, maybe 10;)

Can you tell i'm feeling better now?:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:;)

lol...Yeah sometimes I seem like I'm older because I usually know what I'm talking about...but in reality im just a 16 year old...glad we both agree about my enemies lol...and I'm glad your feeling better.
Wolfrest
30-11-2005, 05:02
My mom's trying to get me off my computer by saying my fav shows on;) Catch you guys later!
Maineiacs
30-11-2005, 06:18
How about people who wear Che Guevara t-shirts who don't even know who he was?
FireAntz
30-11-2005, 13:18
Liberals
Goths
Anarchists
Socialists (pay your own damn bills! NOT MY PROBLEM!!!)
Communists
Pro Choicers
Gun Control people (come and get them!)
Abortionists who think we shouldn't execute murderers
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
MTV (everyone who is on it)
Hugo Chaves
Castro
Kim Yong Il
Anti-war people
Cindy Sheehan (what a dumb bitch :rolleyes: )
Hippies
Goths (yes, I know I said it twice)
Emos
Bam Margerra
Bin Laden
Zarqawi
Anti-Marijuana people
Ann Coulter (makes pro war people look bad)
Bill Clinton
Hilary Clinton (I want to see her get hit by a bus)
Everyone else
The Atlantian islands
30-11-2005, 13:19
Liberals
Goths
Anarchists
Socialists
Communists
Pro Choicers
Gun Control people
Abortionists who think we shouldn't execute murderers
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
MTV
Hugo Chaves
Castro
Kim Yong Il
Anti-war people
Cindy Sheehan
Hippies
Goths
Emos
Bam Margerra
Bin Laden
Zarqawi
Anti-Marijuana people
Ann Coulter
Bill Clinton
Hilary Clinton
Everyone else

You sound ALMOST exactly like me...look at my list.
FireAntz
30-11-2005, 13:22
You sound ALMOST exactly like me...look at my list.
;)
Gataway_Driver
30-11-2005, 13:24
In no paritular order

John Baron
Rupert Murdoch
George Woodcock
The Baldwins
Howard (Conservative leader & Aus PM)
Bill O'riely
Grammar / Spelling Nazis

(List subject to change given more time to think)
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 13:26
1. The Pope
2. Bush
3. Lesbo-Nazis (aka, lesbians)
4. The bitch who gave birth to me then abandoned me when I was only 3 months old.
5. My bible-thumping homophobic sister.
FireAntz
30-11-2005, 13:54
1. The Pope
2. Bush
3. Lesbo-Nazis (aka, lesbians)
4. The bitch who gave birth to me then abandoned me when I was only 3 months old.
5. My bible-thumping homophobic sister.
So you hate Homophobes AND Lesbians? :confused:
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 13:59
4. The bitch who gave birth to me then abandoned me when I was only 3 months old.
If you're at all serious about this, you need to forgive her before you can be whole yourself. Trust me on this. I've been there, had to do that. :(
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:01
1. Pedophiles
2. Men who abuse women.
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. Teddy Kennedy
5. John Dean

:D
Zexaland
30-11-2005, 14:04
1) My dad
2) My sister
3) The guy who invented country music
4) A) Rappers
4) B) White rappers
4) C) Poseur rappers
5) Elvis-no, wait, I took care of him already:D
6) JFK-oh, wait, sorry again, ditto as above:D
7) Anyone who starts a thread with the :mp5: or:sniper: smiley
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:06
1) My dad
2) My sister
This, if true, is exceedingly sad. :(
Mariehamn
30-11-2005, 14:09
1. BILL
Zexaland
30-11-2005, 14:10
This, if true, is exceedingly sad. :(

*hands him a hankercheif*

Start crying, my friend.
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 14:32
If you're at all serious about this, you need to forgive her before you can be whole yourself. Trust me on this. I've been there, had to do that. :(
Ummm, perhaps you might care to elaborate on that, please?
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 14:34
So you hate Homophobes AND Lesbians? :confused:
Yes.
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:38
Ummm, perhaps you might care to elaborate on that, please?
Yes, for you I will. My mother left my father and me right after I was born. It took me many, many years to get to the point where I could forgive her. During that time, the resentment affected my outlook on women, life, and virtually everything. It was only after I learned to forgive her for being who and what she was when I was born that I was able to get over all the crap.

Make sense?
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:41
*hands him a hankercheif*

Start crying, my friend.
I just find it sad in the extreme when the members of a family can't get along. Family should be where you're safe and loved just because of who you are. My ex has her problems, but at least she agreed with me on this. We both worked mightily to insure that all of our children felt loved and wanted, and to make sure they learned to love one another.
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 14:42
1. Myself
2. My father
3. Kids (anything up to the time they start to behave somewhat reasonably, around 8-10)

Hmm... that's about it.
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 14:46
Yes, for you I will. My mother left my father and me right after I was born. It took me many, many years to get to the point where I could forgive her. During that time, the resentment affected my outlook on women, life, and virtually everything. It was only after I learned to forgive her for being who and what she was when I was born that I was able to get over all the crap.

Make sense?
yea, i guess.

Have you ever met her?
Jello Biafra
30-11-2005, 14:48
I suppose you'd really hate a Hard-Core Libertarian who wears a Che Guevara Thong (http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtsheaven.24272446)?That's fine, because I'd assume that wearing a Che Guevara thong is probably not doing it to make some fashion statement, but rather is doing it because they get pleasure from rubbing their genitals on the faces of dead hispanic men. <shrug>
Eastern Baltia
30-11-2005, 14:50
russian president (he's an evil):mp5:
russian minister of foreign affairs
russian defence minister
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 14:53
This, if true, is exceedingly sad. :(

This, if true, is life...
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 14:56
This, if true, is life...
It's stubbornness combined with silliness if you ask me
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 14:59
yea, i guess.

Have you ever met her?
Yes, but the last time was when I was ten years old.
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 14:59
It's stubbornness combined with silliness if you ask me

I don't know enough about his case to allow myself a judgement...
In my case, it's self-protection.
Evil little girls
30-11-2005, 15:01
Why does everyone post their list here?
I have a list, I just want to scrap every name on it (scrapping in the sense of retreiving their habits, folowing their every move, and when they least expect it.... :mp5: )




My friends won't talk to me anymore
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 15:04
In my case, it's self-protection.
Self-protection by making enemies........

Does that sound weird to anyone else?
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 15:06
Self-protection by making enemies........

Does that sound weird to anyone else?

:rolleyes:

Yeah, sure, I made my father my enemy way before I could even think. All my fault, I know.
Puddytat
30-11-2005, 15:11
Anti Furs
Anti Anthro
close minded people
people who hate cats
people who hate people that like cats
Up their own arse cat breeders
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 15:12
:rolleyes:

Yeah, sure, I made my father my enemy way before I could even think. All my fault, I know.
He's on your list now

Anyway. I'm not accusing you. It might be his doing. I don't know you that well. Or him.

But to me, there is no reason for anyone to have enemies.
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 15:13
He's on your list now

Anyway. I'm not accusing you. It might be his doing. I don't know you that well. Or him.

But to me, there is no reason for anyone to have enemies.

Depends on how you treat your enemies. Me, I avoid them at all costs.
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 15:16
Yes, but the last time was when I was ten years old.
that sucks. :(

I've never met mine. I'm 21 now. :(
The Plutonian Empire
30-11-2005, 15:18
Why does everyone post their list here?
I have a list, I just want to scrap every name on it (scrapping in the sense of retreiving their habits, folowing their every move, and when they least expect it.... :mp5: )




My friends won't talk to me anymore
Getting psychiatric help might work. :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 15:21
Depends on how you treat your enemies. Me, I avoid them at all costs.
I don't have any enemies.

But avoiding is good. The only problem is that you keep seeing someone as your enemy. Then it'll never change. And I can't imagine anyone getting happy about that.
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 15:23
I don't have any enemies.

But avoiding is good. The only problem is that you keep seeing someone as your enemy. Then it'll never change. And I can't imagine anyone getting happy about that.

*lol No, THAT, in my case at least, is never going to change again. Which hopefully will ensure my safety and sanity in years to come...
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 15:23
:rolleyes:

Yeah, sure, I made my father my enemy way before I could even think. All my fault, I know.
No, but here ... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Just to help make up for it a bit. :)
Asylum Nova
30-11-2005, 15:24
I don't have many people who I consider enemies. But here's some stuff that tick me off:

1.) Egoism
2.) Capitalism
3.) Pushy people who try to shovel their morals on others.
4.) Bullies
5.) Elitists

Nothing spectacular.

-Asylum Nova
Legless Pirates
30-11-2005, 15:26
*lol No, THAT, in my case at least, is never going to change again. Which hopefully will ensure my safety and sanity in years to come...
Then I wish you much happiness in all the other ways :)
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 15:28
No, but here ... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Just to help make up for it a bit. :)

Thanks, I appreciate it. :)
Eutrusca
30-11-2005, 15:31
Thanks, I appreciate it. :)
You're more than welcome. That relationship between father and daughter should be one of supreme trust and love. Unfortunately, your experience isn't all that rare. Sometimes I almost dispair for the entire human race. SIGH! :(
Cabra West
30-11-2005, 15:38
You're more than welcome. That relationship between father and daughter should be one of supreme trust and love. Unfortunately, your experience isn't all that rare. Sometimes I almost dispair for the entire human race. SIGH! :(

Well... while I would still regard my childhood as the worst time of my life, I somehow lived through it. I don't think it justifies despairing of the whole race, especially since there seem to be people like you out there :)
Zorpbuggery
30-11-2005, 16:17
Enemies list:

Bill Gates
Obergruppenfuhrer Hausser
Ben, from Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men
Copernicus
The Iron Maiden
King George III of England
Old Man Frost
Whoever it was that got rid of the idea of a Brunch Break at work
The inventor of Surds
Anyone who disagrees with anything on this list
Anyone with me on their list.
Magdha-
30-11-2005, 17:13
My enemies list:

1. Communists
2. Fascists
3. Nazis
4. Socialists
5. Anarchists (except anarcho-capitalists)
6. Religious extremists, whatever their religion may be
7. People who call themselves "libertarian left"
8. People who wear Che Guevara T-shirts
9. Pro-gun control people
10. Homophobes
11. Feminists
12. Racists
13. Reverse racists
14. Sexists
15. Internationalists
16. Blind nationalists
17. Warmongers
18. People who are too pacifistic (i.e., wouldn't even shoot a gun in self-defense)
19. Pro-abortion people (note: I said pro-abortion, not pro-choice)
20. Neoconservatives

*List to be updated*
Magdha-
30-11-2005, 17:18
My enemies list:

1. Communists
2. Fascists
3. Nazis
4. Socialists
5. Anarchists (except anarcho-capitalists)
6. Religious extremists, whatever their religion may be
7. People who call themselves "libertarian left"
8. People who wear Che Guevara T-shirts
9. Pro-gun control people
10. Homophobes
11. Feminists
12. Racists
13. Reverse racists
14. Sexists
15. Internationalists
16. Blind nationalists
17. Warmongers
18. People who are too pacifistic (i.e., wouldn't even shoot a gun in self-defense)
19. Pro-abortion people (note: I said pro-abortion, not pro-choice)
20. Neoconservatives

*List to be updated*

21. People who want the U.S.A. to be World Policeman
22. People who oppose the death penalty (especially if they are against capital punishment but for abortion)
23. Keynesians
24. Anti-Christians, anti-Muslims, anti-Semites, anti-(insert religion here)
25. Softies who favor lenient treatment for criminals
26. Welfare statists
27. Republicrats
28. Theocrats (whatever their religion may be)
29. Left-wing celebrities
30. Chickenhawks


(Damn Jolt wouldn't let me edit my previous post :headbang: )
Gorkon
30-11-2005, 17:37
My only real 'enemies', aside from cyclists, are my neighbours.

When I was a kid, I kicked a football and it landed right on the top of this enormous hedge. I couldn't reach it, but my neighbour was standing on a step ladder right next to it as he was cleaning his caravan at the time. So I asked him, very politely I might add, if he could just nudge it off the top of the hedge. He told me where to go.
So instead, I had to climb up onto the swing and try to reach up from there. Unfortunately, my feet slipped and I was only holding the bars with one hand. I fell, and hit the supporting horizontal bar with my crotch so hard that it bent right in the middle and wrecked the swing. As you can probably imagine, that didn't feel particularly good.
What did my neighbour do? He laughed! He stood their laughing at me as I rolled around in agony on the floor, wondering if that was the end of the bloodline. And he still didn't knock the ball off. Fat bastard.

Well, I'll show him. We'll see how much he laughs when he eats his own crotch...

So yeah, him, and by proxy his entire family, are my only enemies.

Wealth is how society chooses to reward those it likes, and she is one of the best living authors, so naturally she would be rich.

Man, that's the best joke I've heard since Tuesday!
Candle Ice
01-12-2005, 01:06
Fred Phelps protested outside my highschool last year....it was funny...
Maineiacs
01-12-2005, 01:16
This, if true, is life...


I don't consider my parents enemies, I simply refuse to have anything to do with them. They lost the priviledge of having a relationship with me.
Zyxtel
01-12-2005, 18:15
All of my enemies are dead.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-12-2005, 19:31
My Annoying List (and no, they would not "come around" unless you used ECT and performed a prefrontal lobotomy on them).

Affleck, Ben
Altman, Robert
Aniston, Jennifer
Asner, Ed
Baldwin, Alec
Behar, Joy
Belafonte, Harry
Bernhard, Sandra
Carlin, George
Cher
Cho, Margaret
Clennon, David
Clooney, George
Cusack, John
Depp, Johnny
DiFranco, Ani
Dixie Chicks
Duncan, Sandy
Dunst, Kirsten
Eminem
Farrell, Mike
Fischer, Bobby
Fonda, Jane
Garofalo, Janeane
Gere, Richard
Glover, Danny
Goldberg, Whoopi
Hagman, Larry
Harrelson, Woody
Harris, Ed
Hawke, Ethan
Hoffman, Dustin
Hudson, Kate
Hutton, Lauren
Hynde, Chrissie
Jadakiss
Jethro Tull
Jones, Rickie Lee
Jourgensen, Al
Keenan, Maynard
Lange, Jessica
Lee, Spike
Madonna
Matthews, Dave
Mellencamp, John
Milano, Alyssa
Moby
Moore, Michael
Morrissey
Mortensen, Viggo
Nelson, Willie
Norton, Edward
O'Donnell, Rosie
Osbourne, Ozzy
Paltrow, Gwyneth
Pearl Jam
Penn, Sean
Robbins, Tim
Roberts, Eric
Roberts, Julia
Santana, Carlos
Sarandon, Susan
Scorsese, Martin
Sheen, Martin
Springsteen, Bruce
Stone, Oliver
Streisand, Barbra
Thurman, Uma
Vidal, Gore
Williams, Robin

What the Hell?!? George Carlin?!?

((Maybe I'm imagining things, but that looks identical to the list of celebrities that endorsed Kerry.))
Lunatic Goofballs
01-12-2005, 19:39
Please dont hate them all, after all there is a much larger population of people in their profession that really help. ;)

It's nothing personal. They just have a tendency to suggest that I'M the unusual one.

*leaps into some mud*
Big Jim P
01-12-2005, 19:56
I have no enemies. Theres no one who would be my enemy worth losing any sleep over.
Kazcaper
01-12-2005, 20:16
I just find it sad in the extreme when the members of a family can't get along.I see your point, but the old saying is true - "you can't choose your family". I don't regard any of mine as enemies as such (well, apart perhaps from my father*), but I try to avoid associating with most of them since I have nothing whatsoever in common with any of them (my mother excepted, but in that case, it is mostly to do with the fact that we developed a friendship even when I was very young).

*My father was a wife-beater, alcoholic, philanderer and rapist. Although I am ultimately glad of it, he made no attempts whatsoever to contact me when they divorced, when I was about 3. So, in terms of my mother and me, immeadiate family is not all it's cracked up to be. My mother gets on well with the extended family, but as I say, since I have little to nothing in common with them, I tend not to bother. I've nothing against them; it would just be a pretty pointless pursuit for us to interact on a regular basis.