NationStates Jolt Archive


Big Needles Needed For Big Butts

Harlesburg
29-11-2005, 06:07
Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.

Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.

Two-thirds of the 50 patients in the study did not receive the full dosage of the drug, which instead lodged in the fat tissue of their buttocks, researchers from The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin said in a presentation to the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America.

Besides patients receiving less than the correct drug dosage, medications that remain lodged in fat can cause infection or irritation, researchers Victoria Chan said.

"There is no question that obesity is the underlying cause. We have identified a new problem related, in part, to the increasing amount of fat in patients' buttocks," Chan said.

"The amount of fat tissue overlying the muscles exceeds the length of the needles commonly used for these injections," she said.

The 25 men and 25 women studied at the Irish hospital ranged in age from 21 to 87.

The buttocks are a good place for intramuscular injections because there are relatively few major blood vessels, nerves and bones that can be damaged by a needle. Plentiful smaller blood vessels found in muscle carry the drug to the rest of the body, while fat tissue contains relatively few blood vessels.

Obesity affects more than 300 million people worldwide and is based on a measure of height versus weight that produces a body mass index above 30. An estimated 65 percent of US adults are overweight or obese.
http://xtramsn.co.nz/lifestyles/0,,12535-5081059,00.html

Puts a new spin on reasons not to be fat dosen't it?

How big will Needles get?
The Nazz
29-11-2005, 06:09
That's some funny shit. Now excuse me while I go fix myself a big bucket of spumoni with chocolate sauce.
Ftagn
29-11-2005, 06:10
http://xtramsn.co.nz/lifestyles/0,,12535-5081059,00.html

Puts a new spin on reasons not to be fat dosen't it?

How big will Needles get?

AAAAAHHHH!

AAaaaaagggh!!

*Imagines needles 1 ft. long*

AAAAAAH!!!!
:eek:
Rotovia-
29-11-2005, 06:18
Clearly they will need to get big enough to puncture Rosie O'donnells' rump. So around four football feilds should do...
Soviet Haaregrad
29-11-2005, 06:29
Welcome to Brazil, land of the world's largest ass injection needles.
Myotisinia
29-11-2005, 06:33
Clearly they will need to get big enough to puncture Rosie O'donnells' rump. So around four football feilds should do...

Perhaps a harpoon might do the trick, provided it was fired with sufficient velocity. Ah, but then Greenpeace would probably have a problem with that.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-11-2005, 06:37
I suppose its a toss-up between 1 foot or 12 inches. On the one hand, 1 Foot is exactly the same distance as twelve inches, on the other hand 12 inches might win because there are twelve of them.
They need to follow my suggestion and start having injections administered via blow-gun. The doctors can sneak out and shoot people with random injections in the hope that someone will get what they need.
Sure, some people won't get the attention they need while others OD on drugs that they don't want, but think of the time saved on the part of people who don't have to go to the doctor now? That was a half hour or so out of their day that they have saved and can now spend stuffing more McGriddles down their fat gullets.
Rotovia-
29-11-2005, 06:38
Perhaps a harpoon might do the trick, provided it was fired with sufficient velocity. Ah, but then Greenpeace would probably have a problem with that.
Fuck Greenpeace, I'm just happy I found an excuse to use a Rosie O'donnell reference...
Boonytopia
29-11-2005, 06:56
I've never had an injection in my bum, I've always had them in my upper arm. As to how large, I think 0.27 metres is the most likely. Whilst 270mm & 27cm are possibilities, I say bugger it, why not go the whole hog!
Harlesburg
29-11-2005, 09:40
Clearly they will need to get big enough to puncture Rosie O'donnells' rump. So around four football feilds should do...
Worthy of a BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I've never had an injection in my bum, I've always had them in my upper arm. As to how large, I think 0.27 metres is the most likely. Whilst 270mm & 27cm are possibilities, I say bugger it, why not go the whole hog!
I have also never had an injection in my rear end nor am i looking forward to the possibilities of one.
Letila
29-11-2005, 17:24
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
Harlesburg
02-12-2005, 11:23
You know i think there are already 5 Inch long Needles...........
Colin World
02-12-2005, 19:21
Chan probably just likes the idea of having long pointy things stuck in her butt
Harlesburg
02-12-2005, 22:02
Chan probably just likes the idea of having long pointy things stuck in her butt
You base that comment on this?
Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.