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The Head of the World Anti-Doping Agency

Dick Pound.

I actually knew a guy named Harry Dick, and also my grandfather has a friend named Dick Dickerson. :p

Long Duck Dong - for anyone with a penchent for crass 80s teen flicks

I used to work with a guy named Harold Dichaut, most called him Harry and he swore his last name was pronounced Die-cout...but really he was Harry Dick-Out to everyone.

lulz.

My great-grandfather knew a man named Harry Cox.

Real names of real people:

Dick Trickle
Huc Yu
Tinker Bell

:p

my buddy knew someone named Crystal Chandelier

of course in high school... we once left a message in the office for someone named Mike Hunt.

So at the end of the day when the secretary read off the messages, it was 'Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt, please come to the office."

When my mom was in school there was a brother and sister named Clark Barr and Candy Barr.

look at these two last names lol. i bet this wedding was a blast

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Jessica Gaylard was quite a good one.

And who of course can forget the classic Dick Armey?













Hey Armey, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coastguard? (For Family Guy fans)

There are several Mike Hunt 's on my family tree.

My grandfathers banker is Richard Head....

When my mom was in school there was a brother and sister named Clark Barr and Candy Barr.
I do taxes and one of my clients has a kid named Clark, last name Kent.

yeah, it was so cool! Clark Kent!!!!!! Until I figured out that the kid wasn't understanding any of my Superman jokes, I found out that he didn't even like Superman and had no clue who "Clark Kent" was. What is the world coming to?!

oh yeah, and there was a Wesley Crusher (who wasn't named after the trek character because he was like 60 and told me he was wanting to change his name after TNG ruined it)

and a James T. Kirk (but he actually was born with another name and just changed it himself)

My grandfathers banker is Richard Head....

Hahaha.

At my work we occasionaly deal with a man named Dick Wilt. For about 2 years no one thought anything about it untill a new secretary pointed out how funny his name was.

At my work we occasionaly deal with a man named Dick Wilt. For about 2 years no one thought anything about it untill a new secretary pointed out how funny his name was.
There is a radio DJ here whose 'on air' name is Dick Fitzwell, it took my husband like 3 months to figure out why I was laughing aobut it all the time.

One day while I was dusting off the old books at my church where we keep our membership records, I came across a Mr. and Mrs. Dick Weed. I wish I knew where they were now, but they hadn't been listed as in attendance in some twenty years.

I've met two people called 'jenny taylor'

are their parents takin the piss or something?

I think there's a basketball player called Randy Duck.

And a football (soccer) player called Danny Shittu