NationStates Jolt Archive

A doctor I'm not. If there's a medical explanation, I'd like to hear it. :)

I occasionally visit Rhode Island. Warwick has a bunch of stores that I can't find in my part of Connecticut and is somewhat closer than those parts of Connecticut that has them. However, almost every time I visit Rhode Island, I develop the runs. I end up having to sample every bathroom in almost every store I visit. I actually started bringning Immodium with me. My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces that are stirring up my innards. My innards go through bumpier experiences on a regular basis and they don't act up then. I think it's Rhode Island itself. Something in the air makes me poop too much.

ANy theories?

That's strange. However I've noticed whenever I go over my neihbors house I always have to visit the bathroom, strange because it happens every time.

TMI, LG. :p

lol

Clearly Rhode Island is made entirely of laxatives...

On a related subject, CompUSA needs to start heating their bathrooms! One should not see their own breath when sitting on a crapper! :mad:

On a related subject, CompUSA needs to start heating their bathrooms! One should not see their own breath when sitting on a crapper! :mad:

You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.

My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces

:p

I got kicked out of Rhode Island once by a police officer. They don't like it when you drive in the wrong lane toward their squad car, in case you were wondering.

I lived in Rhode Island, and I never suffered any...problems of that sort.

I lived in Rhode Island, and I never suffered any...problems of that sort.

Perhaps you grew accustomed to it. Do you remember if you had the runs the FIRST day?

Rhode Island is the napkin-sized state wedged in between Connecticut and Massachussets, right?

Whoever came up with that?

Perhaps you grew accustomed to it. Do you remember if you had the runs the FIRST day?

Nope.

Of course, I didn't live in Warwick. Down in Jamestown, right on the sea, you see.

You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.
Personally, if left no other choice. I'm a fan of building a three layer toilet paper cover on the seat.

I got kicked out of Rhode Island once by a police officer. They don't like it when you drive in the wrong lane toward their squad car, in case you were wondering.
Wouldn't imagine so...

I love your threads! :D

You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.

I live life on the edge. ;)

I live in New York, but work my summers and spend the off and on weekend in Rhode Island, but have never experienced your problem... perhaps it is native to Connecticuters?

Gotta be that Rhode Island Lobster.

A doctor I'm not. If there's a medical explanation, I'd like to hear it. :)

I occasionally visit Rhode Island. Warwick has a bunch of stores that I can't find in my part of Connecticut and is somewhat closer than those parts of Connecticut that has them. However, almost every time I visit Rhode Island, I develop the runs. I end up having to sample every bathroom in almost every store I visit. I actually started bringning Immodium with me. My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces that are stirring up my innards. My innards go through bumpier experiences on a regular basis and they don't act up then. I think it's Rhode Island itself. Something in the air makes me poop too much.

ANy theories?

Maybe the reason this happens is that you are just full of shit.....And for the record I live in Rhode Island. You could always stay out of our state....That may solve the problem.

I live in New York, but work my summers and spend the off and on weekend in Rhode Island, but have never experienced your problem... perhaps it is native to Connecticuters?
nah...I go to East Beach all the time. Perhaps it is only the inner areas of the state that are effected?

Or maybe you eat stuff there and aren't used to the local microbes? Oh wait, that would be the problem with New Jersey;)

Maybe the reason this happens is that you are just full of shit

el-oh-el :D

I think it's the state, LG. With the crappy roads, and some of the angry people (look at Melodyism) (The Lightning Star, you're cool, though. :)), it's the state.

It could also be a biochemical put into the air that makes people loose control over their bowels. Who knows?

Rhode Island is the napkin-sized state wedged in between Connecticut and Massachussets, right?

Whoever came up with that?
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