NationStates Jolt Archive


Rhode Island makes me poop.

Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2005, 01:01
A doctor I'm not. If there's a medical explanation, I'd like to hear it. :)

I occasionally visit Rhode Island. Warwick has a bunch of stores that I can't find in my part of Connecticut and is somewhat closer than those parts of Connecticut that has them. However, almost every time I visit Rhode Island, I develop the runs. I end up having to sample every bathroom in almost every store I visit. I actually started bringning Immodium with me. My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces that are stirring up my innards. My innards go through bumpier experiences on a regular basis and they don't act up then. I think it's Rhode Island itself. Something in the air makes me poop too much.

ANy theories?
Kyleslavia
28-11-2005, 01:29
That's strange. However I've noticed whenever I go over my neihbors house I always have to visit the bathroom, strange because it happens every time.
Eichen
28-11-2005, 01:38
TMI, LG. :p
Kyleslavia
28-11-2005, 01:51
lol
Rotovia-
28-11-2005, 01:56
Clearly Rhode Island is made entirely of laxatives...
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2005, 04:15
On a related subject, CompUSA needs to start heating their bathrooms! One should not see their own breath when sitting on a crapper! :mad:
Fass
28-11-2005, 04:17
On a related subject, CompUSA needs to start heating their bathrooms! One should not see their own breath when sitting on a crapper! :mad:

You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.
The Riemann Hypothesis
28-11-2005, 04:19
My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces

:p
Desperate Measures
28-11-2005, 04:19
I got kicked out of Rhode Island once by a police officer. They don't like it when you drive in the wrong lane toward their squad car, in case you were wondering.
The Lightning Star
28-11-2005, 04:22
I lived in Rhode Island, and I never suffered any...problems of that sort.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2005, 04:28
I lived in Rhode Island, and I never suffered any...problems of that sort.

Perhaps you grew accustomed to it. Do you remember if you had the runs the FIRST day?
Iztatepopotla
28-11-2005, 04:29
Rhode Island is the napkin-sized state wedged in between Connecticut and Massachussets, right?

Whoever came up with that?
The Lightning Star
28-11-2005, 04:38
Perhaps you grew accustomed to it. Do you remember if you had the runs the FIRST day?

Nope.

Of course, I didn't live in Warwick. Down in Jamestown, right on the sea, you see.
Rotovia-
28-11-2005, 04:47
You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.
Personally, if left no other choice. I'm a fan of building a three layer toilet paper cover on the seat.
Rotovia-
28-11-2005, 04:47
I got kicked out of Rhode Island once by a police officer. They don't like it when you drive in the wrong lane toward their squad car, in case you were wondering.
Wouldn't imagine so...
Nova Roma
28-11-2005, 04:54
I love your threads! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2005, 05:01
You actually sat down on a public toilet? Eeeuw.

I live life on the edge. ;)
The Roman Delegation
28-11-2005, 05:07
I live in New York, but work my summers and spend the off and on weekend in Rhode Island, but have never experienced your problem... perhaps it is native to Connecticuters?
The Ohio State Axis
28-11-2005, 05:09
Gotta be that Rhode Island Lobster.
Melodyism
28-11-2005, 06:00
A doctor I'm not. If there's a medical explanation, I'd like to hear it. :)

I occasionally visit Rhode Island. Warwick has a bunch of stores that I can't find in my part of Connecticut and is somewhat closer than those parts of Connecticut that has them. However, almost every time I visit Rhode Island, I develop the runs. I end up having to sample every bathroom in almost every store I visit. I actually started bringning Immodium with me. My wife expects it's the crappy road surfaces that are stirring up my innards. My innards go through bumpier experiences on a regular basis and they don't act up then. I think it's Rhode Island itself. Something in the air makes me poop too much.

ANy theories?

Maybe the reason this happens is that you are just full of shit.....And for the record I live in Rhode Island. You could always stay out of our state....That may solve the problem.
Vaitupu
28-11-2005, 06:28
I live in New York, but work my summers and spend the off and on weekend in Rhode Island, but have never experienced your problem... perhaps it is native to Connecticuters?
nah...I go to East Beach all the time. Perhaps it is only the inner areas of the state that are effected?

Or maybe you eat stuff there and aren't used to the local microbes? Oh wait, that would be the problem with New Jersey;)
Derscon
28-11-2005, 07:38
Maybe the reason this happens is that you are just full of shit

el-oh-el :D

I think it's the state, LG. With the crappy roads, and some of the angry people (look at Melodyism) (The Lightning Star, you're cool, though. :)), it's the state.

It could also be a biochemical put into the air that makes people loose control over their bowels. Who knows?
Gaithersburg
28-11-2005, 08:15
Rhode Island is the napkin-sized state wedged in between Connecticut and Massachussets, right?

Whoever came up with that?
Roger Williams