NationStates Jolt Archive

I pity the foo' who can't take a left on Main

Teh_pantless_hero

27-11-2005, 05:44

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10038326/

It is too long for me to care to post, but the idea is have celebrities give direction. Who wouldn't pay to have Mr. T belittle you as you drive around? Or Arnold yelling directions unintelligibly?

Potaria

27-11-2005, 05:46

"TAKE THE GOD-DAMN SERVICE ROAD, YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH!"

R. Lee Ermey would kick all ass on a GPS system.

Slaughtered Sheep

27-11-2005, 08:35

I can hear it now, Ahnold's voice screaming "GOH, RAAN, HUGHRY!! GET TO ZE CHOPPAH!!" (Yes, I spelled most of that wrong on purpose.)

Though I probably would get tired of Christopher Walken constantly reminding me that my driving needs more cowbell. :D