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If you could be the Opposite Gender for a Week what would you do?

I would do the Following....

1. Go on a massive shopping spree
2. Experence sex as a woman.
3. Get pregnant
4. Exercise my right to Choose and have an Abortion
5. Pick up cute guys who wouldn't do me as a fellow guy (guess how I swing...:) )
6. Run the streets naked to see how people react.

You?

1. Masturbate
2. Get a blowjob
3. Get laid
4. Masturbate more
5. Never use a toilet to urinate during the entire time. I would be peeing outdoors as I would have the ability to aim.
6. Learn to write my name in the snow with pee.
7. Slap somebody with my cock. That just seems like fun.

Act in a manly way just to see how people react to a break in gender roles.
Carry a Ak-47 while flirting to see if heavily armed women are sexually appealing to your average guy.
Check out what this "menstrulation" thing's all about.

I would put my penis in my boyfriend's butt.

That's really all. That just seems like the pinnacle of fun things I could do as a guy.

Make 150$ an hour working at Hooters :) ;)

1. Buy a trampoline
2. Come onto all my guy-friends, but when they make a move on me I'll give them the good 'ol "Let's just be friends." line
3. Use trampoline
4. Eat a lot of chocolate and see if it tastes better as a female
5. More trampoline
6. See if Lifetime is actually appealing this time around
7. More and more trampoline
8. Go into clothing stores, pick up the smallest clothes I can find, try them on in the fitting room, and loudly complain about why they don't fit me.
9. S'more trampoline time
10. Go up to a guy after Thanksgiving dinner and ask him "Do these clothes make me look fat?"

1. Masturbate
2. Get a blowjob
3. Get laid
4. Masturbate more
5. Never use a toilet to urinate during the entire time. I would be peeing outdoors as I would have the ability to aim.
6. Learn to write my name in the snow with pee.
7. Slap somebody with my cock. That just seems like fun.
all of the above, except replace #7 with, run around naked with an erection, just to see how it feels

8. Take my car to the mechanic

1. Buy a trampoline
3. Use trampoline
5. More trampoline
7. More and more trampoline
9. S'more trampoline time

I don't get it...:confused:

I don't get it...:confused:
Ever watch The Man Show? That looks like fun...

Make 150$ an hour working at Hooters :) ;)

AS IF! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Ever watch The Man Show? That looks like fun...
it hurts if you don't have on a really good bra though.

I don't get it...:confused:

You've never done the Naked Trampoline?

Ever watch The Man Show?

Nope.

1) Multiple orgasms
2) Wonder how the week went by so fast when there were all these other things I could have been doing.

You've never done the Naked Trampoline?

Double nope.

Masturbate..I honestly don't know.

I dunno. Being a woman doesn't really appeal to me.

Is it weird that I would want to have an Abortion? Is it weird that if I could have one done that I would ask to keep the aborted fetus?

It would just be sooo cool if I could have an Aborted Fetus of my very own...

1. Play with my tits.
2. Find out what the hell is going on down there so I can give pleasure to my girlfriend fully.
3. Masturbate.
4. Masturbate.
5. Take a picture of myself because I'd probably be effing hot.

experiment to find out when i'm really pleasing them and when they're just too polite to say anything

I suppose it would be interesting to see if I had more difficulty in controlling my emotions.

experiment to find out when i'm really pleasing them and when they're just too polite to say anything
So you know, every girl is different...

So you know, every girl is different...
maybe, but what else am I gonna do? I won't be able to go to work because they'll all be like "wtf who are you" and it wouldn't be worth it to get a new job for a week

DVDA!

I suppose it would be interesting to see if I had more difficulty in controlling my emotions.

Yah... *glazed eyes*

Anyhow

> [someone said it] See if Lifetime is more entertaining.
> [again, someone said something similar ] Act action star-ish and see if i still get hit on..
> Masturbate
> Get preg.
> Get abortion
> Toss fetus

1. Play with my tits.
2. Find out what the hell is going on down there so I can give pleasure to my girlfriend fully.
3. Masturbate.
4. Masturbate.
5. Take a picture of myself because I'd probably be effing hot.


Sounds good to me.

i would pick up straight boys with neo mishakal, and then when we both turn back into boys... :fluffle:

I don't know. I suppose I might tell all the other girls how sweet of a guy I am. Then maybe try to get some honest answers as to how the girls think of me. Maybe see if I can find out anything useful about girls.

I'd guest star in El Goonish Shive. http://www.elgoonishshive.com/

i would pick up straight boys with neo mishakal, and then when we both turn back into boys... :fluffle:

:)

Add me to the group; I would want sexy, well hung straight guys :)

That just gives me the warm fuzzies - I have a feeling I would be a straight guys best friend; no need to sweet talk me, wanna fuck? just ask me and I'll be happy to oblige.

1) Multiple orgasms
2) Wonder how the week went by so fast when there were all these other things I could have been doing.

Classic. Though I'd like to add.....

3) Kill some guy who richly deserves it just so I could use PMS as a murder defense.

I seriously doubt my life would be terribly different. I’d just get called a bitch instead of an asshole.

I would probably cry, because the transformation would be very tramatic, and women cry alot.

I seriously doubt my life would be terribly different. I’d just get called a bitch instead of an asshole.

Hey, don't be a bitch/asshole and dismiss this thread. [Note: just building on your jokes, no need to get upset about it.]

Is it weird that I would want to have an Abortion? Is it weird that if I could have one done that I would ask to keep the aborted fetus?

It would just be sooo cool if I could have an Aborted Fetus of my very own...
Ah yeah, that's kinda weird. But I know plenty of people who would do the same, so w/e...haha, I know someone who has an obsession with fetuses. She calls people 'fetus' in the same way many people use the word 'darling'

Ok so I would be...a guy...and then...eh...I dunno.

I would:
1. Kiss a girl
2. Kiss a boy
3. Dress in drag
4. Wear eyeliner
5. Wear a LOT of eyeliner
6. Start a relationship with a girl and wait until I turn back into a girl...yay. Let's just hope she doesn't, like, flip out and kill me...

1. De-virginize a girl and then have sex with an "experienced" woman to see what the big difference is.
2. Leave the toilet seat up to play along (but I would never use the toilet for pissing, I would go outside and gleefuly pee on everything without having to worry about hitting myslef).
3. Dance around and laugh hysterically while I watch my penis flop about.
4. Make a tent.
5. Go to a strip club and see if I actually get less attention than I did as a female.
6. Have a girl kick me in the balls so I can relate to my many unfortunate victims.
7. Shave. Everywhere.
8. Scratch my balls every five seconds.

8. Scratch my balls every five seconds.
Good luck being able to hold off for 5 seconds.

shitty male underwear + very sensitive skin = constant itch

As a girl I would

1) Masturbate
2) Find another Lesbian at all costs
3) Get arrested for public nudity
4) Apply to be an extra in the L Word
5) Hit on the chicks in the L Word. Perticularly on the Les/Bi ones.
6) Get free Subway.;)

I've probably have a lot more luck getting a date as a female since there's more males than females where I live.

A whole week, huh??

Day 1: Go to every bar in town and get people to buy me drinks in exchange for flashing my tits...get completely wasted...then go home and masturbate

Day 2: Go to Victorias Secret and buy the sexiest thing I can find, then walk around in only that for the rest of the day...then go home and masturbate

Day 3: Go looking for lesbians...then go home with said lesbians

Day 4: Go to the bars again, and find some random guy...then go home with said guy

Day 5: Go to the bars again, then arrange a meeting with several men for the next day

Day 6: Meet up with the men from day 5, and arrange to get gangbanged in the most public place possible.

Day 7: Hey...I need my beauty sleep! :p

Oh, I would totally love it. (Just FYI I am male, so that would make me female.) First I would kiss a guy, then I would kiss a girl, then I would sing my heart out (wouldn't it be great to be a soprano for the first time since like fourth grade!) and then I would probably get bored and ask my real-life boyfriend to see if I could change back sooner.

Yay.

I would probably be as ugly and fat of a girl as I am a guy, so I would hide myself from all human contact, cry and sleep as much as possible, and wait until I turned back into a guy.

Nobody likes fat girls. Nobody.

A whole week, huh??

Day 1: Go to every bar in town and get people to buy me drinks in exchange for flashing my tits...get completely wasted...then go home and masturbate

Day 2: Go to Victorias Secret and buy the sexiest thing I can find, then walk around in only that for the rest of the day...then go home and masturbate

Day 3: Go looking for lesbians...then go home with said lesbians

Day 4: Go to the bars again, and find some random guy...then go home with said guy

Day 5: Go to the bars again, then arrange a meeting with several men for the next day

Day 6: Meet up with the men from day 5, and arrange to get gangbanged in the most public place possible.

Day 7: Hey...I need my beauty sleep! :p
classic that exactly what i was thinking apart from day 6...id arrange thto meet them and not turn up...you got aa play along you know...

Go Clothes shopping and get dressed up a few times
Try running without doing the whole arm-flappy thing
Go to the pool and giggle at all the guys staring at me
Gossip (plus a little analysis of the female mind in the process)
The pretty-much obligatory sexual experiment

But, of course,

Find out what caused the reversible switch. Then go try it on some random people. And watch as everyone goes mad. ^^

Nobody likes fat girls. Nobody.

Ever listen to SIRIUS Faction? [ 28 / 6028 ]

You've never done the Naked Trampoline?
love that idea so very much rofl.
I would do the trampoline thing
play with my breasts
slap everyone i didnt like
sue someone for sexual harrasment
GO LESBO!!!

Wouldn't it be more fun if the entire world had to change gender for a week?

*imagines orgy of revenge from both sides*

If you could be the Opposite Gender for a Week what would you do?

I would do the Following....

1. Go on a massive shopping spree
2. Experence sex as a woman.
3. Get pregnant
4. Exercise my right to Choose and have an Abortion
5. Pick up cute guys who wouldn't do me as a fellow guy (guess how I swing...:) )
6. Run the streets naked to see how people react.

You?
Lesbianism. Lots and lots of lesbianism.

(for the purposes of this post, my girlfriend has been turned into my boyfriend too)

1. id ask my boyfriend if i was fat/pretty/if he loved me/why he never seems to love me. CONSTANTLY.
2. my boyfriend might say something insignificant, but i would flip out for no reason.
3. thusly i would eat chocolate and not speak to him for a couple of days.
4. then i would make up to him and cry on his shoulder, making him feel guilty.
5. then i would dress frumpily, and ask my boyfriend if he thought i was pretty, putting him on the spot. when he says 'yeah youre gorgeous' i would flip out again and call him a liar, and so the cycle begins again.

I would most stand infront of the mirror, naked, for an entire week.

I would most stand infront of the mirror, naked, for an entire week.

LOL!;)

Commit crime.

That way nobody could catch me when i turned back into a man.

I am a genius.

Commit crime.

That way nobody could catch me when i turned back into a man.

I am a genius.

i can see the witness statment now

"the bank was robbed by this really ugly chick. i mean U G L Y !!. she was so ugly she woulda made a bad looking MAN. in fact she looked like a man but she was naked so....."

I would solve the mystery of why women go everywhere in packs. And I wouldn't have to try and fit my entire life in my pockets whenever I go anywhere. Although I would probably be a better driver for the week.

Collapse in shock and repeat that Jewish prayer about not being made a woman.:D

dhomme when you turned into a women you would have the same fingerprints

oh and i would do basically the whole masturbation lesbian plan.

I would solve the mystery of why women go everywhere in packs. And I wouldn't have to try and fit my entire life in my pockets whenever I go anywhere. Although I would probably be a better driver for the week.
whoa heron, thats a trade secret. if you TOLD anyone what you found out, we would have to hunt you down and kill you

be careful what you wish for eh?

I would finally get too see what REALLY goes on in the Women's bathroom.

Probably very much the same thing as I do now, except the other way. :)

whoa heron, thats a trade secret. if you TOLD anyone what you found out, we would have to hunt you down and kill you

be careful what you wish for eh?

I don't want to tell anyone. I just want to be able to give a knowing smile every time I see a pack (is that the right collective noun?) of women going somewhere. The my friends will be like "yeah, don't smile at them, you ugly" and I'll be all like "ha! I'm not smiling at them, I'll be smiling with them. I know why they're in a pack." And my friends will be like "**GASP**". It'll be sweet

dhomme when you turned into a women you would have the same fingerprints
So he'd use his tits to pick things up, while he was doing his robberies...

I would finally get too see what REALLY goes on in the Women's bathroom.
You can do that with a webcam.

4. Make a tent.



I believe the verb you want here is 'pitch'. You pitch a tent.

every time I see a pack (is that the right collective noun?) of women going somewhere.

I believe gaggle is also acceptable.

1) buy videocamera
2) get naked
3) film myself masturbating
4) go around pretending to be an ex-girlfirend of mine that regrets leaving me and tell all the women I know what a great guy I am and how good in bed I am.

go around pretending to be an ex-girlfirend of mine that regrets leaving me and tell all the women I know what a great guy I am and how good in bed I am.
I like this one. This is sheer genius, in fact.

As a man, if I could be a woman ( a beautiful one! ) for a week I would:

Find a group of guys just hangin' out, slowly walk up to the apparent leader of the group, rolling my hips and sticking my chest out, smiling wickedly, and say, "Do you like what you see, big boy?"

He, of course would say "yes," whereupon I would say, "Would you like to spend a few hours alone with me?"

He, of course would sputter some semblance of "yes," whereupon I would say, "Eat yer frakkin' HEART out!" and walk away.

Mwahahahahaa! :D

1. Spend the first hour or so in front of a mirror, feeling myself up.
2. Then go out and get laid over and over again. Probably go down to a swinger's club and stay there.

As a man, if I could be a woman ( a beautiful one! ) for a week I would:

Find a group of guys just hangin' out, slowly walk up to the apparent leader of the group, rolling my hips and sticking my chest out, smiling wickedly, and say, "Do you like what you see, big boy?"

He, of course would say "yes," whereupon I would say, "Would you like to spend a few hours alone with me?"

He, of course would sputter some semblance of "yes," whereupon I would say, "Eat yer frakkin' HEART out!" and walk away.

Mwahahahahaa! :D

But wouldn't you still be old?

But wouldn't you still be old?
[ slaps Heron-Marked Warriors upside da head wid a trout! ] Behave! :p

Things to do as woman for a week, other than the obvious aforementioned...

1. See how far you can go with your male colleagues before being slapped with a harassment suit.
2. See how far you can go with your female colleagues before being slapped with a harassment suit.
3. Watch a chick-flick. Perhaps possibly finding something enjoyable about them.
4. Not pay for a drink the entire damn time!:p

I'd see if waxing your legs is really that bad(i know i could do this as a guy,but it'd be less embarrassing as a girl)
Masturbate repeatedly
Come on to all my female friends.
Spend the whole week naked
Make as much porn as i could,to enjoy/sell when i turn back into a man
Go to a nightclub dressed in nothging but a g-string and see if i get in
Take the g-string off if i do and give it to one of the bartenders

[ slaps Heron-Marked Warriors upside da head wid a trout! ] Behave! :p

as if I would!:D

as if I would!:D
Sigh. I know. Tis a forlorn hope at best! :p

Enjoy a short, yet successful career as a Drag Queen.

...It would be successful! Really!

1. Work out a way to stay like that.


I'm assuming you mean sex, rather than gender, and just got it wrong.

I would finally get too see what REALLY goes on in the Women's bathroom.
They plot to take over world and exchange nuclear secrets.
Why am I giving away plan by telling you this? Quite simply, is already too late to stop them, Mr Bond!

And, Mclearen, they have these things called "gloves" nowadays that can prevent you from leaving fingerprints everywhere. Crazy what science does, isn't it?

I believe the verb you want here is 'pitch'. You pitch a tent.

Trust me. I'd make it.

Trust me. I'd make it.

I'll make YOUR tent:p

Experience sex as a woman.
Feel myself up all the time.
Take some photos of me having hot lesbian sex with my girlfriend. :D

I'd do the same thing I do every night...plot to take over the world!

I'd do the same thing I do every night...plot to take over the world!


Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?


http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1478/pinkyandbraingif8en.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?


<insert wrong answer here>
<insert pejorative comment towards pinky here>

I'll make YOUR tent:p

...Is it just me, or did her "tent" reference just go right over everyone's head?

Hmm. I would..
1. Definetly try and get some lesbian sex.
2. Explore my new interesting body.
3. Go shopping.
4. Eat chocolate.
5. Try and use breasts to get something for free.

Hmm. I would..
1. Definetly try and get some lesbian sex.
2. Explore my new interesting body.
3. Go shopping.
4. Eat chocolate.
5. Try and use breasts to get something for free.
Yes i'd do what Women always do.
1)Self Love.
2)Explore my new interesting body.
3)Start my own Web Cam Site.
4)Be a Slut.
5)Definetly try and get some lesbian sex.
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I'd get to together with my female friends, have naked pillow fights with them, take showers together and touch eachother while saying things like "This is wrong, but it feels so good" etc. I mean, that's what girls do when there are no men around, right?

Get the ironing up to date and clean the house......:D

Sorry, sorry........

I'd get to together with my female friends, have naked pillow fights with them, take showers together and touch eachother while saying things like "This is wrong, but it feels so good" etc. I mean, that's what girls do when there are no men around, right?

Oh yeah! Definately, but you forgot the whole part where we whip out our vibrators and play the game of "who can moan the loudest" while we discuss recipes.

play with my boobies

i want to be pregnant.... is there anyone who can help me ?

hmmm.
fondle myself
have a threesome with 2 guys (vaginal/anal, maybe jus vaginal if i could fit two... or maybe do both), but only as a once off
find a lesbian lover
make lesbian porn, or just stripping porn
find a way to stop reverting back to male and live as a female forever

Get the ironing up to date and clean the house......:D

Sorry, sorry........

Damn right you would, woman!

Damn right you would, woman!

*SMACK* :D

*SMACK* :D

Oh, yeah! You can do that again:fluffle:

Oh, yeah! You can do that again:fluffle:

It won't be a smack the next time. I have a whip around here somewhere made out of a bicycle tire. Purely for joke, of course. Really.

I'd do the same thing I do every night...plot to take over the world!

They're Pinky and The Brain,
yes, Pinky and The Brain,
one is genius, the other's insane...

Damn you! Now that's gonna be playing in my head all night!

Dum di dum di dum, di dum di dum di dum...

Oh yeah! Definately, but you forgot the whole part where we whip out our vibrators and play the game of "who can moan the loudest" while we discuss recipes.

Hah! I knew it! I knew it all along, the cat's out of the bag. They laughed at me. They said that "Vim, this is real life, not some rather low quality lesbian porn". Well who's laughing now!?

Hah! I knew it! I knew it all along, the cat's out of the bag. They laughed at me. They said that "Vim, this is real life, not some rather low quality lesbian porn". Well who's laughing now!?

I'd say all the stars of the low grade lesbian porn, laughing coz they had everyone else fooled probably

I don't get it...:confused:
Bouncy bouncy!

If you could be the Opposite Gender for a Week what would you do?



Decline the offer, I guess... the very last thing I ever wanted to be would be a man.

Decline the offer, I guess... the very last thing I ever wanted to be would be a man.
*gasp* Not even for a week? You could take your period off and experience the freedom to pee wherever thou wants.

I'd get to together with my female friends, have naked pillow fights with them, take showers together and touch eachother while saying things like "This is wrong, but it feels so good" etc. I mean, that's what girls do when there are no men around, right?

LOL, I actually laughed out loud at that.

*gasp* Not even for a week? You could take your period off and experience the freedom to pee wherever thou wants.

Ew... no, thanks. Not even for a week. It simply does nothing for me...

I suppose I'd have a lot of sex...if I were single.
If not, my life wouldn't change very much.

Day 1: stare at the mirror, maybe fondle a bit
Day 2: Go out and drink with my friends, hit on guys in the bar
Day 3: Go to sexshop and have fun with acquired tools
Day 4: Start a fight with a guy, then be nice and have make-up sex
Day 5: Try to look as crappy as possible before he wakes up, make holes in the condom, then go sit in a chair crying till he wakes up
Day 6: Go to the lesbians bar and try my luck there
Day 7: rest (being the Goddess I am)

LOL, I actually laughed out loud at that.
Heh, it is pretty brilliant.

Ew... no, thanks. Not even for a week. It simply does nothing for me...
Hmm.. But.. We have.. Stuff. Like. And you can scratch and people don't mind.

Day 5: Try to look as crappy as possible before he wakes up, make holes in the condom, then go sit in a chair crying till he wakes up.
What if you got pregnant, changed back, then had to have the baby as a man?

What if you got pregnant, changed back, then had to have the baby as a man?

Talk about multi-billionare what with all the media attention and such.

I like the emotional blackmail more that the money.

I like the emotional blackmail more that the money.
Oh. And the baby will have to come through a much smaller hole, so I think I'll pass on the pregnancy.

Hmm.. But.. We have.. Stuff. Like. And you can scratch and people don't mind.

And why would I want itchy stuff? ;)

Oh. And the baby will have to come through a much smaller hole, so I think I'll pass on the pregnancy.

Aw, c'mon! Don't be a sissy! Having a baby is fun! Once you try it you'll want to have eleventy more! Trust me.

And why would I want itchy stuff? ;)

what kind of ?

:rolleyes:

Aw, c'mon! Don't be a sissy! Having a baby is fun! Once you try it you'll want to have eleventy more! Trust me.

so do you have enogh for a socer-team?

Aw, c'mon! Don't be a sissy! Having a baby is fun! Once you try it you'll want to have eleventy more! Trust me.
:eek:

I had the coolest idea EVER!

Day -1: masturbate as a man and make a deposit in the sperm-bank
Day 1: Impregnate me with myself

:D

so do you have enogh for a socer-team?

I've got one. He's a handful on his own. Now my cousin... she has four kids all a year apart and another one on the way. She's starting her own army.

I've got one. He's a handful on his own. Now my cousin... she has four kids all a year apart and another one on the way. She's starting her own army.
Hey big families are fun!

Hey big families are fun!

Fun to watch! Then again I'm an only child myself so I wouldn't know.

Fun to watch! Then again I'm an only child myself so I wouldn't know.
Fun to be in. I'm second of mom's 4 boys and it's way cool.

I have to make many babies yet to see if that is fun though.

children are very funny ...I like them...but I like more to give them back to their parents....

Fun to be in. I'm second of mom's 4 boys and it's way cool.

I have to make many babies yet to see if that is fun though.

You've never had the chance to make babies? I'm so sorry... it is fun! Doesn't always work, though.

You've never had the chance to make babies? I'm so sorry... it is fun! Doesn't always work, though.
I've practised ;)

I've practised ;)

Hopefully not with a sock. : /

Hopefully not with a sock. : /
No, with a woman....

2 actually.

Not at the same time!

Fun to be in. I'm second of mom's 4 boys and it's way cool.

I have to make many babies yet to see if that is fun though.

Making them, yes. Having them, no.

No, with a woman....

2 actually.

Not at the same time!

I see. Not trying to populate the world too fast, right? ;)

I see. Not trying to populate the world too fast, right? ;)
The world is not ready yet :D

The world is not ready yet :D

LOL! The world is never ready... ever. Still, these kids keep popping up everywhere.

LOL! The world is never ready... ever. Still, these kids keep popping up everywhere.
:eek: mine?

*bites nails*

:eek: mine?

*bites nails*

No, silly. Kids in general. Unless you have reasons to be concerned...

it hurts if you don't have on a really good bra though.
YEAH! Exspecially when you are large chested!!!

Talk about multi-billionare what with all the media attention and such.

And talk about giving birth through a penis.

And talk about giving birth through a penis.

Lets not

1. Masturbate
2. Try on a condom
3. See if the penis is REALLY an analogue to the clitoris
4. Do all the debauched things, trusting I won't be recognized, that I won't do now because I don't want to have to live with other people knowing them as my past. Like making out with some person hours after meeting them.

Realise that I am in the right body and scare men by being a nasty dominatrix :p

1. Masturbate
2. Try on a condom
3. See if the penis is REALLY an analogue to the clitoris


be happy to be female, i think the female orgasm is quit better than the mal

Isn't there meant to be something about removing obscene comments on this forum?

you can report a bad post if you like

Decline the offer, I guess... the very last thing I ever wanted to be would be a man.
Why, what's wrong with us?

be happy to be female, i think the female orgasm is quit better than the mal
Nobody can possibly know that.

Why, what's wrong with us?


Nothing... nothing wrong with monkeys, either, and I still wouldn't want to be one :D

Nothing... nothing wrong with monkeys, either, and I still wouldn't want to be one :D

:eek:
:confused:
:eek:
:confused:

*throws banana at random poster*

*throws banana at random poster*
OUCH! That REALLY hurt!

Nobody can possibly know that. (Female orgasms being betteR)

Isn't it rather obvious?

Presuming that the sex change also gave me female sexuality, I would spend the entire time enjoying the incredibly easy access to sex.

Isn't it rather obvious?
To Hullepupp it apparently is not.

Presuming that the sex change also gave me female sexuality, I would spend the entire time enjoying the incredibly easy access to sex.
I don't think it's quite like that for most girls.

I don't think it's quite like that for most girls.
I have to disagree. They just don't want it to be that way. I wouldn't be picky.

I have to disagree. They just don't want it to be that way. I wouldn't be picky.
You are probably thinking of the "hot women" who generally do have fairly easy access to sex, but if you're going to generalise about all women you have to include the more "average" among them.

You are probably thinking of the "hot women" who generally do have fairly easy access to sex, but if you're going to generalise about all women you have to include the more "average" among them.
Average women should be able to have plenty of sex too. They just have to be a lot less picky and not expect the guy to stick around. Which is more or less the way I approach sex as a man anyway. So, like I said, if I didn't gain female emotions to go with the female body, I would be getting tons of sex.

1. Call myself foxy without being judged.
2. Try on dresses to see what the hubbub is all about.
3. Cosplay without being judged.
4. Dress up like Krystal(from Starfox) in a dredd without being judged.
5. Attack the abuse of political correctness without being judged.

and most importantly: be able to write ledgibly. Females seem to have better handwriting for some reason.

If you could be the Opposite Gender for a Week what would you do?

I would do the Following....

1. Go on a massive shopping spree
2. Experence sex as a woman.
3. Get pregnant
4. Exercise my right to Choose and have an Abortion
5. Pick up cute guys who wouldn't do me as a fellow guy (guess how I swing...:) )
6. Run the streets naked to see how people react.

You?

Well, since I know how deperate most men are for sex, I'm become a hooker and make a ton of money!

Average women should be able to have plenty of sex too. They just have to be a lot less picky and not expect the guy to stick around. Which is more or less the way I approach sex as a man anyway.
How do you know that average women are as picky as you say they are?

How do you know that average women are as picky as you say they are?

Personal experience maybe?

Just a thought.