NationStates Jolt Archive

Here are mine:
1.

Mine are..I'll get back to you.

I would post a response to this, but I can just procrastinate and do it tommorrow. Wait....god damn it.

I'll tell ya why tommorrow...;)

I'll tell ya later....

I'm sort of busy, but maybe I'll get around to it. Ok, let's face it, everyone saying "I'll tell you later..." isn't all that funny.

I procrastinated so much, I didn't even reply in this thread.

Wait...

Me too, what was this thread about again?

I'm a short-sighted moron who sacrifices long-term satisfaction for immediate short-term satisfaction.

I haven't gotten around to reading this thread yet.

because it's so much easier to just put things off rather then doing them.

put it on my desk i will look at it later.........

I procrastinate because

I'll get back to you on this after I.... I.... I'll get back to you on that too, after I...


DAMNED INFINITE LOOP!


Did I just take the effort to write all that? Damn it, I'll finish it later. *goes off to take a nap*

1.)I'm lazy
2.)I have more fun things to do.
3.)Work is boring.
4.)I hate The Man.

Heh. I only have four reasons. Sorry.

P.S. Saying "I'll write this tomorrow." is not witty. It's old. It's been done about a hundred times.

I do my best work when I procastinate.

P.S. Saying "I'll write this tomorrow." is not witty. It's old. It's been done about a hundred times.
I'll give you a witty response later.

Oh shit I DID NOT just do that!

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1) I'm basically lazy.
2) I'm tired.
3) I'm waiting for the price to go down.
4) I'm waiting for the price to go up.
5) I don't like crowds.
6) I've never been much of a "joiner".
7) Because "fools rush in" is more than a truism.
8) I enjoy being fashionably late.
9) I don't want to go off half-cocked.
10) Because the last one left standing wins.

Oh crap. I forgot. I'm dyslexic. Tell you what, I'll explain later.

Well, I am always learning more, so if I do it tomorrow then I will be more prepared than I was today.

Well, I am always learning more, so if I do it tomorrow then I will be more prepared than I was today.

That's what I call common sense.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

I don't wanna! *sobs*

Fast fact: I'm procrastinating right now by being on this forum instead of studying math!

I don't wanna! *sobs*

Fast fact: I'm procrastinating right now by being on this forum instead of studying math!

Great job, keep it up. ;)

Work is a four-letter word.

1. lazy
lazy
lazy
lazy
lazy
bored
lazy
lazy
things are boring
i'm lazy

that's probably 10

Sorry, I meant to post this yesterday, but I was too lazy.

Short answer? Lazy.

Long answer? Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

Too lazy, in fact, to add any more reasons.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

I procrastinate because I don't like doing things that have a deadline/goal, or whatnot. It's more fun doing things that are pointless and would in no way contribute to my life constructively, such as this forum. I also get distracted easily by shiny things, like that harmonica next to my laptop

It's more fun. And it gets on the nerves of the productivity freaks and workaholics. :p

Laziness. That & it's much more fun to play GT4 on the PS, than it is to do sort out my superannuation, etc.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
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I do my best work when I am under pressure to get it done.

I'll tell you but first i just need to......

1) I am easily distracted
2) I work well under pressure
3) I have plenty of time
4) I have other things on my plate that are more important
5) Its not my idea of a good time
6) Its really eaiser then it looks so why waste my time
7) Its hard to work through a hang over
8) I have so many great ideas I dont know which to choose
9) Fuck it I'll do it later
10) I'm a college student

I procrastinate because I hate schoolwork!

Procrastinators Unite!!... Tomorrow...

I think I'll put off posting my reasons until a later date. ;)