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Do you have a lsit of people you would destroy if you were dictator of the world*?

*World meaning US because the US is the only nation in the world. :)

3 groups of people...But I would get the triple B's if I said them aloud in a public forum.


(Triple B's=Banned/Bitched/Backhanded)

All religious people shall be purged

Politicians

Rest assured I'll get you next time Inspector Gadget!

chavs. just stick em on ibiza and let em rot
do the rest of us a huge favour

I would definitely kill people who annoy me. Which is basically the whole world.

The List of Peoples to "Send to the Happy Camps"

All Christians
All Muslims
All Communists
All French People
Anyone Unwilling to Worship Me As Their Eternal God-Emperor of Earth!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Michael Moore
Eminem
Anyone who wants to lock me up for smoking pot
Anyone who calls terrorists "freedom fighters"
Anyone who thinks Islamofascists will leave us alone if we pull out of Iraq
Anyone who says Bush tricked them, and in the same sentence calls him dumb.
Louis Farrakhan


Not necessarily in that order.

chavs. just stick em on ibiza and let em rot
do the rest of us a huge favour
I have never seen a Chav, and I'm not even sure EXACTLY what they are, but from what I've heard, I hate them very much!

Er, you shouldn't actually name them here.

Michael Moore
Eminem
Anyone who wants to lock me up for smoking pot
Anyone who calls terrorists "freedom fighters"
Anyone who thinks Islamofascists will leave us alone if we pull out of Iraq
Anyone who says Bush tricked them, and in the same sentence calls him dumb.
Louis Farrakhan


Not necessarily in that order.

Stick Kanye West in between Michael and Marshal and we got ourselves a deal:p

You could say I have one....;)

You could say I have one....;)

Please tell me Micheal Bolton is on that list pretty please.

well, yes. I do.
1)People who annoy me
2)The people who call the cops about people wearing black around town (Yes, this happens in my town)
3)Anyone who looks at me funny
4)People who use AIM speak on forums constantly
5)People with no understanding of punctuation
6)People who want learn how to be things that are mentalities
7)People who buy those 500-page books about how to learn to program in 24 hours or one week, or whatever
8)People who beat me up
9)Anyone who rejects my authority
10)Anyone who disagrees with me

well, yes. I do.
1)People who annoy me
2)The people who call the cops about people wearing black around town (Yes, this happens in my town)
3)Anyone who looks at me funny
4)People who use AIM speak on forums constantly
5)People with no understanding of punctuation
6)People who want learn how to be things that are mentalities
7)People who buy those 500-page books about how to learn to program in 24 hours or one week, or whatever
8)People who beat me up
9)Anyone who rejects my authority
10)Anyone who disagrees with me

Sooo your like, the nerd at your school, right?

Sooo your like, the nerd at your school, right?

Oh... you're not one of those sociopathic kids who are always like the loners, and get picked on, then one day decides to slaughter their entire class by bringing a shotgun to school?

Sooo your like, the nerd at your school, right?
I was thinkin the same thing! ;)

Stick Kanye West in between Michael and Marshal and we got ourselves a deal:p
Deal! Kanye West doesn't care about white people! :D

Oh... you're not one of those sociopathic kids who are always like the loners, and get picked on, then one day decides to slaughter their entire class by bringing a shotgun to school?

Nope, why do you ask?

I was thinkin the same thing! ;)

Lol dude, he was like, asking for it!:D

Deal! Kanye West doesn't care about white people! :D

Bro, I hate that guy beyond words. Hes such a freaking idiot. I live in South Florida and during Wilma I was out of Power for 2 weeks. No hot water, no AC...the works. Now I'm White, I have a White family and live in a White area, and President Bush wasnt spearheading an operation to make sure my area's power was back on....Guess President Bush doesnt care about White people either!!!;)

Everyone has a right to believe what they want. If I was the dictator of the world I wouldn’t persecute anybody for their beliefs and certainly not for their heritage.

Having said that, some criminals would be purged. If there are at least two witnesses to a murder or rape, the criminal gets drawn and quartered at the next dawn.

i would send stupid nazis and other fascists to barbaric death camps with no food whatsoever.

I don't have a "purge list" so much as a list of people I would like to sit down with one on one and talk to, my end of the conversation would go something like.....

"what the heck is wrong with you?"

"what were you thinking?"

"do you actually have a brain and refuse to use it, or did you sell it to someone in hopes of getting a break in your career?"

Anyone too bigoted to tolerate those mwith different beliefs, ideas, and/or opinions. I'd go last.

i would send stupid nazis and other fascists to barbaric death camps with no food whatsoever.

Yes, yes, while that sounds like a good idea, you would then, by doing so, become as bad as the ones you are sending away to a barbaric death.

Oh... you're not one of those sociopathic kids who are always like the loners, and get picked on, then one day decides to slaughter their entire class by bringing a shotgun to school?

Yes.

*twitch*

Anyone who wants to lock me up for smoking pot



Wait. You support Bush and conservatives, yet these are the same people who would want to lock you up for smoking pot.

Wait. You support Bush and conservatives, yet these are the same people who would want to lock you up for smoking pot.

Uh...actually I havnt seen Bush saying ANYTHING about locking up those pot smokers....And anyway, what does a hobby have to do with your political views. I play basketball, but I seriously doubt that neither Bush, nor any of his conservatives play basketball, yet I dont bring it into play with my political views.

Pfffft...liberals :sniper:

Uh...actually I havnt seen Bush saying ANYTHING about locking up those pot smokers....And anyway, what does a hobby have to do with your political views. I play basketball, but I seriously doubt that neither Bush, nor any of his conservatives play basketball, yet I dont bring it into play with my political views.

Pfffft...liberals :sniper:
Pot actual does have something to do with US politics.

Pot actual does have something to do with US politics.

I didnt say it didnt, I said he didnt let it get in the way of his Political views. Only a moron would place Pot in the way of his political views.

Next time try something called READING....Its easy!

follow my instructions. Read left to right, top to bottom, string words together you form sentances!:eek:

follow my instructions. Read left to right, top to bottom, string words together you form sentances!:eek:
That's very insulting. I read from right to left and bottom to top. :mad:

That's very insulting. I read from right to left and bottom to top. :mad:

Your typing says differently.

Let's see....

I'd probably lock up anyone who feels a southern accent makes you sound stupid. Those bastards annoy the hell out of me.

Even higher on the list is those who play Southernors in movies but have a fake accent, which is REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!! The new Dukes of Hazard movie is a perfect example. These people will die a slow and painful death.

I would lock up all the current and potential leaders of both the Republican and Democratic parties, except for myself, as I would probably need the support of one of the parties to have become Evil Dictator.

Those who devised the Virginia SOL tests (and the equivalent in all other states) will have their limbs cut off with a red hot blade, slowly, all the while being beaten. The blades will slowly work their way up each limb, cutting off fingers, then half of the hand, then all of it, etc. until their is only the torso and head are left. Then we give them a sex change operation and release them into society. I also get all of their money.

Those who decided that having completely different interstate education standards, to the point where the differences fuck up your education and prevent possible early graduation, will be tortured as above. But then they will be raped continually, branded, forced to worship me as a god, and then kill themselves by swallowing cyanide capsules, voluntarily, as part of worshipping me.

Those who decided that having completely different driver's education and driving age laws in different states will just be locked up and forced to pay me. They will be forced to attend weekly Church of Zach (my real name) meetings, where they shall sacrifice virgins to me.

Miscelaneous people that I hate, for a variety of reasons up to and including threatening to kill me, will be treated in various ways. Some will be locked up for a while, others will feel the full wrath of my anger.

Oh, for the rest of the world, I will force everyone to speak in myLanguage of Evil. It'll be really hard to learn, with 50 personal pronouns, all of them with different conjugations and subtle differences. The conjugations will be really long and hard to pronounce, something like pressing random keys. Ex: ¿qwéríañsldfjyíikl is a conjugation (and the ¿ is pronounced!) There will be 10 alphabets, all of which must be learned to hold a job. There will be weekly exams on the alphabets, which will be a combination of the Russian alphabet, Chinese alphabet, and Roman alphabet. Each letter will represent a word.

Uh...actually I havnt seen Bush saying ANYTHING about locking up those pot smokers....And anyway, what does a hobby have to do with your political views. I play basketball, but I seriously doubt that neither Bush, nor any of his conservatives play basketball, yet I dont bring it into play with my political views.

Pfffft...liberals :sniper:

Basketball isn't quite as illegal as cannibis usage, now is it? And in case you didn't know, conservatives are social moralists, who often push for strict drug laws and oppose decriminilization efforts.

Pffft...uneducated cretins. :sniper:

Basketball isn't quite as illegal as cannibis usage, now is it? And in case you didn't know, conservatives are social moralists, who often push for strict drug laws and oppose decriminilization efforts.

Pffft...uneducated cretins. :sniper:

It doesnt matter if its illegal or not, I was just making an analogy. Obvioulsly his views, values, and morals are infront of other less important issues like weed. No pot head I know cares that weed is illegal, because they can get it easy as cake just the same. So all I'm saying is that maybe he puts way more important issues infront of issues that dont really matter, because he still gets what he wants wiether its legal or illegal.

My Top 10 Hit-List

1. Michael Moore
2. Ann Coulter
3. Anyone else that has an opinion-based political show, who doesn't broadcast on Comedy Central
4. 1 out of every 10 Parisians
5. Everyone that has ever known me in High School will die very painfully, with the exceptions of the ones who I have promised minor positions in my Empire. They will be slewn in a painless mannor
6. Anyone who has ever held a high position in the American government that isn't classified as a reformer, or hasn't resigned in disgust because of "The blatant corruption" or something similar.
7. Most media executives
8. Every boss of the Mafia (Of every racial creed)
9. That guy who sat near me in that intercontinental Delta flight and had no idea what "personal space" meant
10. 4 of every 10 religious leaders (Only the ones that get uppity very quickly)

In addition, I'd demand that all citizens walk into the sea. This would not be enforced. However, the gullible people might take the bait.

My Top 10 Hit-List

1. Michael Moore
2. Ann Coulter

you know you could just lock those two up together and be done with it, I am sure they would take care of eachother. :p

It doesnt matter if its illegal or not, I was just making an analogy. Obvioulsly his views, values, and morals are infront of other less important issues like weed. No pot head I know cares that weed is illegal, because they can get it easy as cake just the same. So all I'm saying is that maybe he puts way more important issues infront of issues that dont really matter, because he still gets what he wants wiether its legal or illegal.

The legality is irrelevant. I'm talking about the conflict between ones values and ones practices; i.e. doing something that contradicts what one claims to be (like someone claiming to be a militant vegetarian, then chowing down on a big, juicy steak).

And, btw, I'm more of a libertarian than a liberal.

I'd kill everyone!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ;)

Nah j/k, if I became world dictator I'd immediately resign. I'd never be good enough for the job, I leave that kind of thing to people like Myrth who actually have the time, effort, and lack of a life for that. :p

you know you could just lock those two up together and be done with it, I am sure they would take care of eachother. :p

Or they'd give birth to history's greatest monster.

Or they'd give birth to history's greatest monster.
stop..............you are going to give me nightmares.................:eek:

i would snipe all the amish,,,ever,,,period.:sniper:

Well, I have a list of people that you've never heard of.

Other people that are famous:
Fidel Castro
the bastard who killed John Lennon
Dubya

Any forum troll will be casterated as to not pollute the gene pool. Then, they would be stoned...like...have stones thrown at them.

Meh.

Meh.
Meh
I shall find and destroy this Meh.

Nah, no purge list here...

...Though I'm sure I could think of more than a few people who deserve some "treatment". :p

Not a purge list so much as a sterlization list.

you know you could just lock those two up together and be done with it, I am sure they would take care of eachother. :p

LOL!!!


Anyway, if I were dictator and I had to pick just one person to die a slow painful death, it would be the superintendent of my School District...or maybe...the person in charge of the entire Department of Education. Cut off the head and the rest of the snake dies.

Anyway, if I were dictator and I had to pick just one person to die a slow painful death, it would be the superintendent of my School District...or maybe...the person in charge of the entire Department of Education. Cut off the head and the rest of the snake dies.
You are obviously blissfully unaware of that hardiest of foes, bureaucracy.

You are obviously blissfully unaware of that hardiest of foes, bureaucracy.

Too bad bureaucracy is a concept, not a person. Otherwise I would wipe it off the face of the earth if I were dictator and I'm sure 99.9% of you would do the same thing.