NationStates Jolt Archive

Episode I, Lucy Gets Her's
Charlie: Lucy, I need help.
Lucy: Oh, Charlie Brown, what's wrong now?
Charlie: I feel so insecure and everyone makes fun of me.
Lucy: It's because you have a small penis.
Charlie: I do not!
Lucy: It's just a limp noodle. What good could you do with that?
Charlie: You bitch!
Lucy: Now, now you're only saying that because you're hiding your homosexual tendencies.
Charlie: AARGHH! *walks away* That bitch, I'll show her....
*Next day at the football field.*
Lucy: Okay, Charlie, kick the ball!
Charlie: Alright! *runs and pulls out a knife* Die c****!
Lucy: *is stabbed* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Charlie: Die, you evil ice queen!

End. :)

meh Peanuts has alwys been demented.

*sidles back out of the thread, carefully avoiding eyecontact*

*sidles back out of the thread, carefully avoiding eyecontact*
*makes eye contact*

*watches Randomlittleisland scream as he combusts*

i thought there would be pictures

there are no pictures

i am disappointed

i thought there would be pictures

there are no pictures

i am disappointed
I don't want to be banned.

was this made up by you, or did you find it somwhere?

was this made up by you, or did you find it somwhere?
I are made it.

that are interesting.

*munches on a taco*