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I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS

OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!

*Runs around in circles screaming*

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS

Now, where's that shotgun? :D

Dont worry its ony 50 % lethal, i think u can beat those odds i mean, wouldnt u like to ahe 50 /50 at a lottery...

new policy is to cull people with avian flu. bad luck dude ;)

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS
Is there actually any such thing?

Is there actually any such thing?

As bird flu?:confused: :confused: :eek:

Imagine if you shit on someones windshield for fun and it was so big and heavy that the windshield collapsed! That would be hilarious! The driver would be like
"Wow, i've seen big shits in my time but i've never seen one as big as that!. Now will you call me an ambulance, i'm literally covered in glass!" And the hilarity ensues.

As bird flu?:confused: :confused: :eek:
yes, i'm not trying to say its not real or anything, but the shitting on windscreens part is not normal

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS

As far as I can tell, no. 4 is not an actual human symptom (or bird symptom for that matter) of the Avian Flu. BIRDS muck up people's windshields anyway.

yes, i'm not trying to say its not real or anything, but the shitting on windscreens part is not normal
*watches a joke sails towards Lworshippers*

*watches it sail over their head*

:rolleyes:

EDIT:As far as I can tell, no. 4 is not an actual human symptom (or bird symptom for that matter) of the Avian Flu. BIRDS muck up people's windshields anyway.Same applies to you, bub

yes, i'm not trying to say its not real or anything, but the shitting on windscreens part is not normal

oh, right.

Need a comb?

As far as I can tell, no. 4 is not an actual human symptom (or bird symptom for that matter) of the Avian Flu. BIRDS muck up people's windshields anyway.
hense the name bird flu! I get it :D

If you want to be technical, it is called the avain flu because it originated in birds.

This thread is the closest I've ever come to using the headbang smilie in a non-joking way...

If you want to be technical, it is called the avain flu because it originated in birds.

Fuckin' commies

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS

awww.. i heard china's makin an anti-virus vaccine... better pray that they hurry with it... geez...

Imagine if you shit on someones windshield for fun and it was so big and heavy that the windshield collapsed! That would be hilarious! The driver would be like
"Wow, i've seen big shits in my time but i've never seen one as big as that!. Now will you call me an ambulance, i'm literally covered in glass!" And the hilarity ensues.
That would be gross. If you want to see stuff like that check out:

www.ratemypoo.com

That would be gross. If you want to see stuff like that check out:

www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

WHY GOD, WHY?!!?

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS

As long as you don't give in to the urge to sit on power lines you'll be all right.

OMG, you have herpes!

As long as you don't give in to the urge to sit on power lines you'll be all right.
My cat does keep trying to chase me. But I think she's confused because when she catches me she doesn't know who leave me for as a present. :p

Fuckin' commies

Commies have feelings too.

Whatever the case, some European medicinal company called Roche has produced a medicine called "Tamiflu," which as been shown to somewhat counter the Avian Flu.

awww.. i heard china's makin an anti-virus vaccine... better pray that they hurry with it... geez...

I heard they had the vaccine before the epidemic started. Makes sense, really...

I heard they had the vaccine before the epidemic started. Makes sense, really...

It isn't epidemic... yet.

Commies have feelings too.

Whatever the case, some European medicinal company called Roche has produced a medicine called "Tamiflu," which as been shown to somewhat counter the Avian Flu.

I see. My problem is that you seem to have totally missed the point of this thread

I see...

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS
Come here, you... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/huhn1.gif

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS
No sounds like you had Indian for dinner.

No sounds like you had Indian for dinner.
Teh WIN!!!

You win an anteater! "Use" it wisely. :)

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS
NOTE TO SELF: Do not visit Plator, especially right after washing car! :D

To me it sounds just like an ordinary flu, nothing to worry about. :)

To me it sounds just like an ordinary flu, nothing to worry about. :)
The "ordinary flu" makes you shit on car windshields??? :eek:

I must never have had dat "ordinary flu" then! Whew! :D

To me it sounds just like an ordinary flu, nothing to worry about. :)
I'm not sure whether to write *whoosh!* or not...

Teh WIN!!!

You win an anteater! "Use" it wisely. :)
I thought only Mods could hand out anteater's oh wait the whole Myrth thing but he/she/it/you isnt a Mod oh wait the whole [Violet] thing but oh wait she is Max Barry but oh wait i am Max Barry.o_O

Dont worry dude. I had this a week ago, it was just a cold. A really really bad sore throat and a splitting headache. Im over it. If it was bird flu, im buying a t-shirt: "I survived Bird Flu".

I thought only Mods could hand out anteater's oh wait the whole Myrth thing but he/she/it/you isnt a Mod oh wait the whole [Violet] thing but oh wait she is Max Barry but oh wait i am Max Barry.o_O
What?

What?
You mean you haven't heard about my Time Traveling exploits?

You mean you haven't heard about my Time Traveling exploits?
Oh, those. Of course. I'd momentarily forgotten... I must be tired, it's fairly early anyway, only about noon... I really should have stayed in bed until 2, but I just had to get up early to play NS. ;)

Oh, those. Of course. I'd momentarily forgotten... I must be tired, it's fairly early anyway, only about noon... I really should have stayed in bed until 2, but I just had to get up early to play NS. ;)
Whaaaat is this about play?-I thought my nation was real.*sobs*

Ive been up since 2:45 AM what are you complaining about?

Minuta']Dont worry dude. I had this a week ago, it was just a cold. A really really bad sore throat and a splitting headache. Im over it. If it was bird flu, im buying a t-shirt: "I survived Bird Flu".

*Whoosh*

What is it about this joke that makes it so hard for people to understand?

*Whoosh*

What is it about this joke that makes it so hard for people to understand?
Dunno. I've given up on whooshing. Just put a rolleyes and take less time wondering at the general slowness of forumites today.

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDS
These actually are the symptoms of a serious disease of those proclaiming to support Stephen Harper. What kind of flowers do you like young Plator?

The only cure is to cut off every inch of your skin with a spoon. Then you must burn it and send me $1,000.

I have all the symptoms for the bird flu.
1) Sore Throat
2) Headache
3) Fever
4) I KEEP SHITTING ON PEOPLE'S WINDSHIELDSAt least it wasn't swine flu... with that one you eat like a pig, then roll around in mud and your own shit.

These actually are the symptoms of a serious disease of those proclaiming to support Stephen Harper. What kind of flowers do you like young Plator?
I like BLUE flowers. Actually it's Liberals who keep shitting out money on us so that we will forget how corrupt they really are. :)

Did anyone rate any poo yet? :confused: