NationStates Jolt Archive

Is there? You never know, if you're an anarcho-socialist you could be packing an elephant's trunk.

Maybe there's a relation to your political leaning and your penis leaning?

You never know, if you're an anarcho-socialist you could be packing an elephant's trunk.
I think if you did, you'd realise sooner or later...

I think if you did, you'd realise sooner or later...
Not necessarily. You're too busy protesting to take notice.

Haha, so true. I've often wondered why I became an anarchist and now I realize that it has to do with anatomy.

*cue everyone claiming huge penis size*

thus I conclude that penis size has nothing to do with politics

So...what about women?

*cue everyone claiming huge penis size*

thus I conclude that penis size has nothing to do with politics
This theory is as sound as my others. It is completely incorrect.

So...what about women?
They don't know politics

So...what about women?
Er, well...what's that over there! *runs away*

Er, well...what's that over there! *runs away*
:D

Well, I'm going to be honest. I've got an average sized penis and I'm a...what am I, again?

If you have access to academic research magazines through Uni or a Library or something, have a look at this:
Keynes and Freud: Psychoanalysis and Keynes’ s Account of the “Animal Spirits” of Capitalism
by EG Winslow - Social Research, 1986

An interesting way to argue that Capitalists are often the way they are because of anal retentiveness, the need to hoard and sit on their riches (pardon the pun)

Not penis size...but below the belt anyways...:D

Well, I'm going to be honest. I've got an average sized penis and I'm a...what am I, again?
way to ruin my theory, libertarian.

I'm confused about my political leanings, and, honestly, confused about my penis size. Hmm... Maybe there is a link!

I was in the Pool!!!
I was in the Pool!!!

Oh Seinfeld quite possibly the funniest show ever.

I'm confused about my political leanings, and, honestly, confused about my penis size. Hmm... Maybe there is a link!
Sometimes it's left, sometimes right, sometimes weak and small, sometimes strong and big

Definate link

Maybe there's a relation to your political leaning and your penis leaning?

In my case, both do tend just a little to the right, so you might be onto something there.

As to size and political leanings I don't think that really has anything at all to do with it. Anybody who makes such decisions based on personal anatomy is, by that alone, an idiot and there are plenty of idiots spread rather evenly around the political spectrum.

In the US it's obvious that the democrats have an inferiority complex. We won't touch Barney Franks though. The republicans have a decent penis but not nearly enough balls (ie they didn't drop). Meanwhile the President has a Texas sized log, which makes the blood leave his lobes at critical moments.

BTW I never understood why everyone is so scared of Hillary her penis is below normal and she puts on her pants like any other guy.

I can see some of the idiot liberals doing at least some of what they do because of an inferiority complex. Then again, I can also see some of the idiot conservatives doing what they do as an effort to compensate for something. Different flavors of idiots react to the same thing in different ways, but they're all still idiots.

Oh, fuck...not even three pages into it.

I don't know about penis size, but there is a definite link between sex drive and economic status. Think about it - communists want to share, hence they must have a huge sex drive. Capitalists want people to pay for it, so their sex drive is lessened. Anarchists want no-one else involved, hence the have no sex drive at all*. What do you think?

*Czardas proves this point

Lets see where I stand.

Social Liberal, Check

Fiscal Conservative, Check

Drug User, Check

Sex Addict, Check


So where do you think I stand?

Lets see where I stand.

Social Liberal, Check

Fiscal Conservative, Check

Drug User, Check

Sex Addict, Check


So where do you think I stand?
In the corner with a crack-whore, telling her not to accept from the welfare state whilst trying to legalise her job.

In the corner with a crack-whore, telling her not to accept from the welfare state whilst trying to legalise her job.

LOL!:)

In the corner with a crack-whore, telling her not to accept from the welfare state whilst trying to legalise her job.
And snorting large quantities of cocaine and washing all of that down with alcohol made in sweatshops somewhere in China.

"I support legalizing marijuana, therefore I smoke a ton of it!"- Bill Maher

And snorting large quantities of cocaine and washing all of that down with alcohol made in sweatshops somewhere in China.
Ah, as a pro-globalisation video once told me:

"Nike sweat shops are a necessary step in the economic development of LDCs"

In the corner with a crack-whore, telling her not to accept from the welfare state whilst trying to legalise her job.
And snorting large quantities of cocaine and washing all of that down with alcohol made in sweatshops somewhere in China.

Neo Mishakal is John Entwistle, and I claim my five pounds.

Neo Mishakal is John Entwistle, and I claim my five pounds.
Assuming this same thing happened to John Entwistle (as I have no idea who the hell he is) I'm gonna say ZING!

Maybe theres a relation to political freedoms and penis freedoms?

Political views and penis views?

Political forefront and penis forefront?

just a thought...