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Floats you wouldn't see at the Macy's Parade

Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 16:17
Simple enough.
I don't want to see a bunch of posts that say dildo...


Also, is anyone else watching the parade? I am and the happiness is about to make me vomit a gerbil.
Kryozerkia
24-11-2005, 16:21
A giant dildo! :D
Teh_pantless_hero
24-11-2005, 16:21
The Fruit Fucker
http://www.majiksznak.net/ids/image-cache/Funny%20Pictures%20and%20Webcomics/FruitFuckerTee_disp100.jpg
Ashmoria
24-11-2005, 16:22
we will never see...


the al qaeda float

a super human sized representation of osama bin laden floating down the street
Monkeypimp
24-11-2005, 16:22
A giant Max Barry head.
http://www.maxbarry.com/images/caticons/max.png
Kryozerkia
24-11-2005, 16:32
Oh! I got one... the Marijuana float!
Gift-of-god
24-11-2005, 16:33
A GIANT DIL...














oh, sorry...
Kryozerkia
24-11-2005, 16:34
A float that honours weasels...

UNLEASH THE WEASEL!!
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 16:36
A White Pride float, with a giant mechanical Klansman tying a noose.
Teh_pantless_hero
24-11-2005, 16:38
If Penny-Arcade gets any bigger, we might get a Gabe and Tycho float.

You also won't see the disembodied legs of an Unreal Tournament fighter float.
Romanore
24-11-2005, 16:51
Striparella

Chix0rz from Heavy Metal

Puff the Magic Dragon

And a giant dil--oh, right. :(
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 16:54
An Ian Paisely float, with a "Fuck the Catholics" caption.
Colodia
24-11-2005, 16:55
A giant Pat Robertson balloon.


...Thank God...
SoWiBi
24-11-2005, 16:57
what's Macy's Parade?
Teh_pantless_hero
24-11-2005, 16:59
what's Macy's Parade?
It is where a bunch of dumb people haul big ass inflatable pop-culture characters down some big street in New York.
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 16:59
A float version of Lego Auschwitz.
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 17:20
A float version of Lego Auschwitz.
Oh you mean the Sesame Street float.
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 17:26
Oh you mean the Sesame Street float.

I've never actually seen MDP: I only know the Green Day song, and the Friends episode. So, possibly, but that sort of joke is largely going to be lost on me.
Ravenshrike
24-11-2005, 17:27
An anatomically detailed float of Bill Clinton's dick.
Damor
24-11-2005, 17:29
A 32-bit float
Dubiian
24-11-2005, 17:32
The Swastika Float.
Kryozerkia
24-11-2005, 17:34
A 32-bit float
I second that!