NationStates Jolt Archive


Pervert Rides The Lightning!

Deep Kimchi
23-11-2005, 23:08
Ouch!
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20051122/D8E1KU288.html

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
PasturePastry
23-11-2005, 23:10
:eek:
Sounds like he learned the meaning of "great balls of fire!"
The South Islands
23-11-2005, 23:11
Hmmm...That sounds rather...

Electrifying?
Lunatic Goofballs
23-11-2005, 23:11
Why is everybody looking at me like that?!? I'm 32, not 26. :p
Deep Kimchi
23-11-2005, 23:11
Hmmm...That sounds rather...

Electrifying?
Stimulating?
The South Islands
23-11-2005, 23:13
Stimulating?

Shocking?
Gift-of-god
23-11-2005, 23:15
I'm not so sure it was an accident, but hey, if you're going to climb naked into people's houses...

Let's just say he was lucky it was just a taser.

...goodness gracious!
Gift-of-god
23-11-2005, 23:15
So, he got charged, eh?
Teh_pantless_hero
23-11-2005, 23:16
Judging by that other topic, he is sterile for a month. I'm sure that won't be useful where he is going though.