NationStates Jolt Archive


I'm gonna form a Constitution cult

Super-power
23-11-2005, 21:30
First of all we worship the Constitution as our diety.
Whatever country you live in, you must turn towards your national archive 5 times a day in prayer :D
Our holy men are judges who are emisaries of God, to supposedly interpret the Constitution for those who's constructionism is lacking ^^
Although I forsee a split into two cult denominations: strict and loose constructionist.

More to come later.
Nadkor
23-11-2005, 21:34
British citizens need not apply then...
Dishonorable Scum
23-11-2005, 21:52
So... If this makes the US Constitution a holy document for your US cultists, does that mean it would violate the First Amendment to post the Bill of Rights in a courtroom?

Hm, this has all kinds of fun possibilities. :D