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Hurricane Katrina was sent to punish gays, says DUP man

18 November 2005

A DUP councillor from Ballymena has claimed that Hurricane Katrina was sent to the United States by God to punish the New Orleans gay community.

Maurice Mills said that the natural disaster - which killed 1,300 people, caused $130bn worth of damage and left tens of thousands homeless - was an act of God against those who practise homosexuality.

The DUP man pointed out that the massive storm arrived just days before party-goers were due to gather in New Orleans to celebrate the annual 'gay mardi gras'.

"The recent Hurricane Katrina descended on New Orleans and took many people suddenly into eternity," Mr Mills said.

"However, the media failed to report that the hurricane occurred just two days prior to the annual homosexual event called the Southern Decadence Festival which the previous year had attracted an estimated 125,000 people.

"Surely this is a warning to nations where such wickedness is increasingly promoted and practised.

"This abominable and filthy practice of sodomy has resulted in the great continent of Africa being riddled with Aids, all at great cost to the nations and innocent children."

Mr Mills made the controversial comments while reacting to the Northern Ireland Gay Rights Association (NIGRA) which last week lambasted his position on homosexuality.

The group's president PA MagLochlainn had said Mr Mills and his colleague Roy Gillespie did not adhere to the "true British spirit" of tolerance for others.

He said that it was a central feature of British life to respect others, and while it was allowed to disapprove, it was not allowed to discriminate.

The gay rights activist also said that Jesus never condemned homosexuality and the DUP men had misread the Bible.

Mr Mills hit back at Mr MagLochlainn claiming that men would be judged by God for their sins.

"What an executor Christ will be on that awesome day," he added.

"Christ alone died for my sins on Calvary's cross and my personal faith exercised in his finished work upon that cross and by the cleansing of his precious blood I have the assurance of sins forgiven and peace with God."

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669780

* Speechless *

Well, it wasn't a very effective punishment, was it? God must be getting old...

Well, it wasn't a very effective punishment, was it? God must be getting old...

Got a lot of non-gay people with that storm...

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669780

* Speechless *
Haha, in the same sort of line.
god doesn't hate the gays, only the gay-adjacent. (http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=23427)

Hahaha, good one! What else will they find out?

Maybe God got the date wrong. :p

..but wait, there's more...

A Democratic Unionist Party politician has said Asia bore the brunt of last year’s tsunami because it was “not a Christian continent”.
Ballymena councillor Maurice Mills also said he believed Hurricane Katrina in the United States earlier this year was God’s way of punishing gays.
His comments on the disasters that claimed more than 250,000 lives have caused fury among relief organisations that worked directly with those affected by the devastation.
Gay-rights campaigners have also demanded an apology from the councillor for his unprovoked attack.
During a council meeting this week, Maurice Mills claimed that Hurricane Katrina had been sent by God to prevent a gay pride festival taking place in Florida.
Speaking to Daily Ireland yesterday, Mr Mills said it had been “no surprise” that last year’s tsunami devastated only non-Christian countries in Asia.
He said: “These disasters are no coincidence as God only honours those who honour him.
“I would ask why we don’t see disasters like these taking place in Europe.
“Scripture says righteousness exalts nations. Asia is not a Christian continent.”
Mr Mills said everything that God does is perfect, including creating natural disasters. He said he believed such disasters were God’s will.
The DUP politician added: “I regret the loss of life and devastation but I cannot question God’s ways.
“Everything he does is perfect, including the tsunami.
“I will not argue with the sovereign permissive will of God.”
Click. (http://dailyireland.televisual.co.uk/home.tvt?_scope=DailyIreland/Content/News&id=14987&opp=1&_ticket=VXGRP9KACK3SMLDEIOQNJOSEAOWO96RGUU4HIOSBBPXEBMPEKGSGX2LXVNNAD0UEEPKACK3AHDQFIR09ANZI9LLGLGSG X2L00G)

Of course it is.

That's why here in Canada, where dirty evil perverted sodomites such as myself can marry and live a normal life in all impunity, there are such storms on a daily basis. :rolleyes:

No, my friends. The storm hit Texas as well, didn't it? I say Kathrina was God's wrath, but that he decided to wreak his holy vengeance against homophobes and fundamentalists who betray and misinterpret his message of love for all of his children. :p

..but wait, there's more...

Click. (http://dailyireland.televisual.co.uk/home.tvt?_scope=DailyIreland/Content/News&id=14987&opp=1&_ticket=VXGRP9KACK3SMLDEIOQNJOSEAOWO96RGUU4HIOSBBPXEBMPEKGSGX2LXVNNAD0UEEPKACK3AHDQFIR09ANZI9LLGLGSG X2L00G)
This is why I vote SDLP. Crazy DUP. And the UUP are just sitting back and giving it to them.

People like this need to be removed from the planet. And I stand by that statement. They're as as bad as Osama except they don't have enough people to blow up buildings in "God's Will."

People like this need to be removed from the planet. And I stand by that statement. They're as as bad as Osama except they don't have enough people to blow up buildings in "God's Will."
No, removing those people will do nothing but increase the spiral of violence.

What they need is *reeducation*.

Give me 10 feet of hemp rope, a box of condoms and a lot of non-petroleum-based lube. I'll reeducate him alright. :D BWAHAHAHAHA.

People like this need to be removed from the planet. And I stand by that statement. They're as as bad as Osama except they don't have enough people to blow up buildings in "God's Will."

Gay people?

No, removing those people will do nothing but increase the spiral of violence.

What they need is *reeducation*.

Give me 10 feet of hemp rope, a box of condoms and a lot of non-petroleum-based lube. I'll reeducate him alright. :D BWAHAHAHAHA.
You forgot the Long Rubber Glove.

Gay people?
Yeah gay people, *sarcasm*

No I'm talking about these Preaching Morons.

No, my friends. The storm hit Texas as well, didn't it? I say Kathrina was God's wrath, but that he decided to wreak his holy vengeance against homophobes and fundamentalists who betray and misinterpret his message of love for all of his children. :p

I suppose that interpreting it as God's way of punishing those people who live in hurricane-prone areas would just be missing the point of the whole divine plan thang.

Why hasn't there been a hurricane (sorry, typhoon) in San Francisco? I mean, they've got tons of those evil sodomites but nothing has happened since the last major earthquake in what, 1989? Unless you consider the dot-com bubble a punishment since it made most of the city too expensive to live in...

Why hasn't there been a hurricane (sorry, typhoon) in San Francisco? I mean, they've got tons of those evil sodomites but nothing has happened since the last major earthquake in what, 1989? Unless you consider the dot-com bubble a punishment since it made most of the city too expensive to live in...

Earthquakes probably do the job just fine. Tools for the job, and all that.

I suppose that interpreting it as God's way of punishing those people who live in hurricane-prone areas would just be missing the point of the whole divine plan thang.
Yes. Yes it would.

Earthquakes probably do the job just fine. Tools for the job, and all that.

Well, people believed that Benjamin Franklin's lightning rod experiments incited the wrath of God to cause an earthquake in Boston, so it's possible.

Well, people believed that Benjamin Franklin's lightning rod experiments incited the wrath of God to cause an earthquake in Boston, so it's possible.

Ah, maybe the Taliban were onto something when they bannede kite-flying.

Maybe God sent gays to punish mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?

Maybe God sent gays to punish mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?
See my previous posts, and you'll see you're right :D

Maybe God sent gays to punish mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?

How does that work out for those gays who are also mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?

This homosex thing is more powerful than I thought. We should start "Have God punish them" cruises/tours for gay people, where we travel to places like Kansas or Alabama or Ireland or Poland or wherever and just have sex. Tonnes and tonnes of sex, sure to attract devine retribution. I would call it "love terrorism by proxy of mean deity and its retribution."

Okay, so the name needs work, but it's a neat idea.

How does that work out for those gays who are also mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?

You mean the two are not one and the same?

This homosex thing is more powerful than I thought. We should start "Have God punish them" cruises/tours for gay people, where we travel to places like Kansas or Alabama or Ireland or Poland or wherever and just have sex. Tonnes and tonnes of sex, sure to attract devine retribution. I would call it "love terrorism by proxy of mean deity and its retribution."

Okay, so the name needs work, but it's a neat idea.

So in other words to take out Iran we just sneak in around 1000 Gays and have them do a huge Gay Orgy for a week and wait for God to smite them and the rest of the Nation?

You mean the two are not one and the same?
Well, in your case, Fass, yes they are :D

Glad to see you back in the forums, BTW.

How does that work out for those gays who are also mouth-foaming, moralistic bigots?

They don't get to be fabulous. That's punishment enough.

So in other words to take out Iran we just sneak in around 1000 Gays and have them do a huge Gay Orgy for a week and wait for God to smite them and the rest of the Nation?
Well, since God doesn't seem to mind innocent bystanders much, I suppose it could work.

I'll be in that 1000 if it means I can have a sex life. :D

Well, since God doesn't seem to mind innocent bystanders much, I suppose it could work.

I'll be in that 1000 if it means I can have a sex life. :D

The Gay Assault Brigade!

The Gay Assault Brigade!
Ph33r the Rainbow Warriors(tm)!!!!!:fluffle:


:D

Of course it is.

That's why here in Canada, where dirty evil perverted sodomites such as myself can marry and live a normal life in all impunity, there are such storms on a daily basis. :rolleyes:

No, my friends. The storm hit Texas as well, didn't it? I say Kathrina was God's wrath, but that he decided to wreak his holy vengeance against homophobes and fundamentalists who betray and misinterpret his message of love for all of his children. :p

Homosexuality is for those who do not understand their purpose on this earth correctly. Gay people are going clearly acting against what nature intended they are simply confused.
If nature intended men to have sex with men then men would have the ability to bear children. The fact that men do not have the ability to bear children tells you that obviously nature did not intend men to do other men up the posteria. The main function of a human being is to procreate and keep the human race going into the future as is the case with all speices of animals (yes humans are animals too!). Therefore anyone who tries to procreate with someone of the same sex is simply very mistaken about the purpose of their existance.
Some pro-gays and gays may argue that you see same sex sex happening in throughout the animal kingdom. But I ask you is this not mere confusion and derangment of the subject in question?
Gayness has not been a problem for thousands of years and now it is I believe this is because our society has conditioned people into a certain way of obtaining a mate. Those who cannot obtain a mate via the accepted process become deeply unconciously confused and their instincts become warped so they end up banging men instead of the sex they should be banging.
I am an extreme queer basher and any queers who have a problem with that can go have some stinky sex up the wrong hole to comfort themselves I myself and all the other sane males on this planet will go and seek out some non-stinky and messy intercourse with the opposite sex.
Being gay is wrong but its not their fault its the fault of society and the fact that they are too primal to adapt to the conditioned way of obtaining a mate. Therefore they should be treated as mentally deranged and we should help them to return to the state of mind that nature intended!

Ph33r the Rainbow Warriors(tm)!!!!!:fluffle:


:D
Nah, rainbow warriors gets blown to bits before they have a chance to do anything. Better call yourself something else.

Ph33r the Rainbow Warriors(tm)!!!!!:fluffle:


:D

I can see where some homophobes would run away, rather than fight them in close combat...

- A bug bunch of silliness was here -

Oh, you sad person you. Do you need a hug? I bet that's it. You need a hug.

*snip*

Alright, I won't get into this. There are dozen of *is homosexuality immoral* threads out there, and I've adressed all those prejudiced opinions you stated in your post in there.

Since the subject of *this* thread is making fun of poeple who think gays are a direct cause of hurricanes, this is neither the time nor place to engage in debate over the "homos are evil and/or perverted and/or abnormal" syndrome.


Edit: Besides, be careful how you word your posts, that might be considered trolling and/or flamebaiting.

Oh, you sad person you. Do you need a hug? I bet that's it. You need a hug.
I need a hug too! :fluffle:

<Snip>
Don't forget your tinfoil hat.

Since humans have sex primarily for pleasure, does it not stand to reason then, that only straight people are confused?

People like you don't realize sex is all about bonding & social ties. Go observe why monkeys have sex.
And since gays are perfectly able to have children, and indeed often do have children, it would seem that your lifestyle is the one of confusion.

But I bet that's too simple for you to comprehend.

I need a hug too! :fluffle:

Well, first I must dispense the charity hugs before going over to fun hugs, to balance out the karma. You wouldn't want Vishnu to rain sulphur on this thread, now would you?

Don't forget your tinfoil hat.

Since humans have sex primarily for pleasure, does it not stand to reason then, that only straight people are confused?

People like you don't realize sex is all about bonding & social ties. Go observe why monkeys have sex.
And since gays are perfectly able to have children, and indeed often do have children, it would seem that your lifestyle is the one of confusion.

But I bet that's too simple for you to comprehend.

I would be interested to know just how two men making love can lead to the conception of a child. That is just about the most ridiculous comment i have ever heard. Don't try and defend it because what you said makes no sense You go bum someone and if they have a child you can have all my earnings for the rest of my life!

Well, first I must dispense the charity hugs before going over to fun hugs, to balance out the karma. You wouldn't want Vishnu to rain sulphur on this thread, now would you?
No, no sulphur, please, oh great Vishna! *bows in mock appeal*:p

- Some more silliness was here -

Oh, hush, child! This is so off-topic for the thread. Go away if you can't stick to it.

I would be interested to know just how two men making love can lead to the conception of a child.

Oh, I can't have a child by having sex with a man.

There are women who volunteer to bear babies for other couples. I could ask a lesbian friend to do that.

I could also bang(as you so romantically put it) a straight female friend of mine for the express purpose of procreation.

I could also adopt with my legally wed husband. Yep, I live in Canada.

See? Being gay doesn't mean you can't have a child.

Oh, hush, child! This is so off-topic for the thread. Go away if you can't stick to it.

Not really just replying to a ridicuously stupid post that had to be put down for its shear stupidity

I would be interested to know just how two men making love can lead to the conception of a child. That is just about the most ridiculous comment i have ever heard. Don't try and defend it because what you said makes no sense You go bum someone and if they have a child you can have all my earnings for the rest of my life!

Sex is not solely for procreation. The genitalia are not aware of whether or not they're procreating, or merely being stimulated. The fact that they respond in this manner even when not officially procreating means that God meant for them to be used in this way.

Or, as might be said, if the genitals fit, you must do it.

Can I have a moralistic, bigoted hug with extra mouth-foam, Fass?

Can I have a moralistic, bigoted hug with extra mouth-foam, Fass?
I asked first! Get in line! :p

From what i've heard of the DUP, theyre a bunch of bastards... especially that Paisley, what an ogre.

Oh, I can't have a child by having sex with a man.

There are women who volunteer to bear babies for other couples. I could ask a lesbian friend to do that.

I could also bang(as you so romantically put it) a straight female friend of mine for the express purpose of procreation.

I could also adopt with my legally wed husband. Yep, I live in Canada.

See? Being gay doesn't mean you can't have a child.

Well for a start the fact you live in canada is nothing to boast abooot! Secondly does any of the above methods represent gay men procreating? No! and is any of the above methods a method that the first humans put on this earth would have used? No! Also the fact that you said you would bang another female to have a child proves youre not gay just have a strange hobby that you like to indulge in.
Finally the issue of sex for pleasure. Is it not too much of a scientific leap to make that evolution has resulted in sex being pleasurable so that it would happen more often to increase the population? or is that a bit too big a leap to make?

....*some absolute shit was here*... Gayness has not been a problem for thousands of years and now it is... *and more shit ensues*...


Gayness is not a problem at all, you're fucking turning it into a problem by being such a retard.

At the end of the day, you have no right to tell two consenting adults how to conduct a fucking relationship. It's something that has no direct effect on anyone outside that relationship, so you'd be better off minding your own fucking business. By the sounds of it, you're probably too pathetic/insecure/ignorant to even endure any kind of relationship yourself. Frankly, I'd be surprised if anyone could spend more than 2 minutes in the same room as someone as small-minded as you

Oh and by the way, your perception that homosexuality has never really existed until now is utter bullshit- Alexander the Great? Leonardo Da Vinci, anyone?



Prick.

I would be interested to know just how two men making love can lead to the conception of a child. That is just about the most ridiculous comment i have ever heard. Don't try and defend it because what you said makes no sense You go bum someone and if they have a child you can have all my earnings for the rest of my life!
I've had sex with plenty of people who had children... Ok nevermind, I understand what you tried to say.

Plenty of homosexual couples have children. Indeed some of my friends do. Often homosexual couples will help eachother out, or have a friend help them. By the way, you realize that homosexual women are just as common as homosexual men, right?

Anyway, hate whoever you want. You should probably keep in mind though, that some people are liable to crack your skull open if you call them mentally ill.

Not really just replying to a ridicuously stupid post that had to be put down for its shear stupidity

Don't be so harsh on your own posts. True, what you have produced so far has been a right old dollop of codswallop, but you needn't wallow in your own irrelevance. Just take your gaybashing silliness elsewhere, because this is neither the time nor the thread for us to see you make a mockery of yourself, as this is a thread about another bigot's inanity. So, stick to the topic, or leave.

*sigh*
And the DUP is the largest party in Northern Ireland to boot. :(

I asked first! Get in line! :p

That's fine. Lining up for a hug from Fass beats the hell out of lining up to get the new XBox.

I advise you all to ignore the silly troll from now on. It is very off-topic to indulge him further.

Gayness is not a problem at all, you're fucking turning it into a problem by being such a retard.

At the end of the day, you have no right to tell two consenting adults how to conduct a fucking relationship. It's something that has no direct effect on anyone outside that relationship, so you'd be better off minding your own fucking business. By the sounds of it, you're probably too pathetic/insecure/ignorant to even endure any kind of relationship yourself. Frankly, I'd be surprised if anyone could spend more than 2 minutes in the same room as someone as small-minded as you

Oh and by the way, your perception that homosexuality has never really existed until now is utter bullshit- Alexander the Great? Leonardo Da Vinci, anyone?



Prick.


Dont try and tell me whether I have the right to say this or that Its called freedom of speech you spaker why dont you go suck another cock if thats what you enjoy but just remember that your undermining the human race and any kids you do adopt or have by any other method will have the shite kicked out of them at school for having gay parents. Because oh by the way gay people pail into insignificance when compare to the straight population of the world

That's fine. Lining up for a hug from Fass beats the hell out of lining up to get the new XBox.

My box is a lot more fun! :P

-snip-
Its a privately run forum- free speech is for the Mods to decide... speaking of whom, I'll dare say they'll drop by now.....

My box is a lot more fun! :P

Fass. Waht a brilliant name for a gay faggot such as yourself

My box is a lot more fun! :P

And Bill Gates has never fiddled around inside it. ..... Or has he?

Its a privately run forum- free speech is for the Mods to decide... speaking of whom, I'll dare say they'll drop by now.....

Who cares this forum is full of dirty arse banging chutney ferrets who can't get enough of each other's stink holes

And Bill Gates has never fiddled around inside it. ..... Or has he?

I don't kiss and tell...

Secondly does any of the above methods represent gay men procreating?
Well, seeing as I am a gay man, and that by using said methods I would be procreating....



proves youre not gay just have a strange hobby that you like to indulge in.


You my friend, are seriously deluded if you believe that you know my sexual orientation better than I know mine.

It is a physical fact that if someone stimulates your genitals, they respond. So, I am physically *capable* of having sex with a female. Just as you are *physically* capable of aving sex with a male.

Being doesn't mean women revulse you. It just mean they don't turn you on. I can bang a girl if I put half my mind to it. I just have to close my eyes and think about hot sweaty gay sex while I do the thing. Not very romantic for the girl, but if our purpose is to procreate, well... A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do.

On that note, I will now stop responding to your posts before I get accused of hi-jacking the thread. Please take your bigotry elsewhere. Create a thread about it or something.

I don't kiss and tell...

Course you don't your a faggot and would be too embarrased to tell

I don't kiss and tell...
Ewwwww!!! Not Bill Gates!!! That's disgusting! :eek:

Got a lot of non-gay people with that storm...

I agree with you. I think that God does not care about our lifestyle and that the person who said Kat was to punish gays is sick and twisted.

Ewwwww!!! Not Bill Gates!!! That's disgusting! :eek:

Oh, nerds can be so smart-hot. You should give them a whirl, or two.

Well, seeing as I am a gay man, and that by using said methods I would be procreating....




You my friend, are seriously deluded if you believe that you know my sexual orientation better than I know mine.

It is a physical fact that if someone stimulates your genitals, they respond. So, I am physically *capable* of having sex with a female. Just as you are *physically* capable of aving sex with a male.

Being doesn't mean women revulse you. It just mean they don't turn you on. I can bang a girl if I put half my mind to it. I just have to close my eyes and think about hot sweaty gay sex while I do the thing. Not very romantic for the girl, but if our purpose is to procreate, well... A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do.

On that note, I will now stop responding to your posts before I get accused of hi-jacking the thread. Please take your bigotry elsewhere. Create a thread about it or something.


I pitty your opinions on sexuality and one day hope that you will realise why good gave you a penis.
I myself have no problem with gays actually one of my flatmates is a raving homosexual i just like winding people up thats all. Thanks for your time

Oh, nerds can be so smart-hot. You should give them a whirl, or two.
Slighlty off topic... anyone else know he (Bill Gates) has Aspergers?

I don't kiss and tell...

That's a shame. You could make lots of money from the tabloids.

Homosexuality is for those who do not understand their purpose on this earth correctly. Gay people are going clearly acting against what nature intended they are simply confused.


Do I have some disturbing news for you! There is such a thing as the male G-spot, and it's up your.................................rectum, ass, shit-hole, up the brow star, in your bum or whatever you wanna call it. My comment is based on scientifical research (not by me I might add) and if you need any conformation, I suggest you go and see the movie "Road trip" where that same guy from "American Pie" gets a mega ejaculation when a nurse in a sperm-clinic puts her finger in his ass. Or do that to yourself and wiggel your finger!

And if your realy are a gay-basher, I suggest you'll go see a psychiatrist. You're probably suppressing your own sexuality

Oh, by the way: I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. My country was the first in the world to allow same-sex marriages and I'm am very proud of it. And f.y.i. I'm as straight as the day is long

Ewwwww!!! Not Bill Gates!!! That's disgusting! :eek:
Agreed. I prefer guys not old enough to be my father. And preferably without those huge-ass glasses he wears.

I mean, they were only fashionable in the seventies. Seriously.

Oh, by the way: I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. My country was the first in the world to allow same-sex marriages and I'm am very proud of it.

And has yet to suffer the unwanted consequences of God-wrought hurricanes.

(Notice how I subtly brought the thread back on-topic?;))

And has yet to suffer the unwanted consequences of God-wrought hurricanes.

(Notice how I subtly brought the thread back on-topic?;))

Kudos, to you. Kudos!

And has yet to suffer the unwanted consequences of God-wrought hurricanes.

(Notice how I subtly brought the thread back on-topic?;))

ZOMG! But the entire population of the Netherlands are pot-smoking hippiez! See what happens you let teh fags and lezboz get married?!

ZOMG! But the entire population of the Netherlands are pot-smoking hippiez! See what happens you let teh fags and lezboz get married?!

The horror, the horror.

Who cares this forum is full of dirty arse banging chutney ferrets who can't get enough of each other's stink holes

Take a month break from here. If you don't like the people on this site, don't bother coming back.

1-Month Ban

Who cares this forum is full of dirty arse banging chutney ferrets who can't get enough of each other's stink holes


Are you really so stupid to believe that anyone who doesnt share your extremist views on homosexuality must be gay? Dont fucking kid yourself!

Dont try and tell me whether I have the right to say this or that Its called freedom of speech you spaker

In the light of that quote, I'll answer that with something you said

I am an extreme queer basher and any queers who have a problem with that can go have some stinky sex up the wrong hole to comfort themselves I myself and all the other sane males on this planet will go and seek out some non-stinky and messy intercourse with the opposite sex.

How can you say anything about freedom of speech, when the whole premise of your argument was "anyone who disagrees with me is a dirty queer and should shut up"? If you were really interested in freedom of speech, you wouldnt be so conveniently trying to label EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has so far had a different point of view from you. In fact, how can you be talking about freedom of any kind, when at the same time saying that gay people should have no freedom to make choices on how to live their own fucking lives!

And for those deeply Christian, the poorest, the meekest, humblest, God delivers nothing but joy: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/06/world/main924208.shtml

Erm... I'm sure there's a logic to that.

ZOMG! But the entire population of the Netherlands are pot-smoking hippiez! See what happens you let teh fags and lezboz get married?!
I am rigid with shock, and slack-jawed by horror.

Seriously.

Or not

Yep, God sent the hurricaine to punish black people for the terrible sin of being poor.

Oh, nerds can be so smart-hot. You should give them a whirl, or two.
I... You can have them. I fear my knob may fall off if I think about this anymore. Utterly repulsive.

But on topic, how is it these people can keep saying this nonsense when reality clearly contradicts them?

The horror, the horror.

Yes!! <insert long, paragraphless and badly punctuated tirade on the crumbling of society's morals being attributed solely to homosexuals getting married, using the phrase "chutney ferret" at least once, because that is seriously funny>

I'm also reliably informed that the black plague only affected homosexuals, all dinosaurs were homosexual, so God sent an asteroid to punish them and that Noah only took animals in single heterosexual pairs on the Ark because otherwise they'd all be gay, and that's the whole reason God sent the flood in the first place.

But on topic, how is it these people can keep saying this nonsense when reality clearly contradicts them?

They believe a big sky wizard causes disasters. I don't think they're big on reality.

They believe a big sky wizard causes disasters. I don't think they're big on reality.
Fair enough... But since you seem to have them figured out, do you happen to know if they believe God hates poor & non-whites as well, or if he's just to damn drunk (on violent murder) to aim right?

I'm also reliably informed that the black plague only affected homosexuals, all dinosaurs were homosexual, so God sent an asteroid to punish them and that Noah only took animals in single heterosexual pairs on the Ark because otherwise they'd all be gay, and that's the whole reason God sent the flood in the first place.


Do Christians actually believe in dinosaurs? I didn't see anything in Genesis that said "And on the fifth day, The Lord created big giant lizards called dinosaurs, and he saw that it was good" Creationists believe that the Earth is only a few thousands years old anyway, so all that carbon-dating must be wrong...

Fair enough... But since you seem to have them figured out, do you happen to know if they believe God hates poor & non-whites as well, or if he's just to damn drunk (on violent murder) to aim right?

Oh, the deity never harms people they're sympathetic with. They usually either blame it on "Satan," this other pseudo-deity that is an opposite of the first, or on "free will," meaning they brought it on themselves. Very arbitrary.

Ah, good old DUP...

or if he's just to damn drunk (on violent murder) to aim right?

I have to admit, the idea of God being all wasted on beer made me laugh out loud.:p

I have to admit, the idea of God being all wasted on beer made me laugh out loud.:p
Well.. Imagine floating around in the beyond for eternity. What else is there to do other than getting plastered & killing ants?

Well.. Imagine floating around in the beyond for eternity. What else is there to do other than getting plastered & killing ants?
Sending those ants a lot of contradictory rules and obligations and laughing at them trying to respect them all at the same time? :p

Do Christians actually believe in dinosaurs? I didn't see anything in Genesis that said "And on the fifth day, The Lord created big giant lizards called dinosaurs, and he saw that it was good" Creationists believe that the Earth is only a few thousands years old anyway, so all that carbon-dating must be wrong...

Well Christians don't know all there is to know about God, silly-buns. God lives on my couch, and I asked him about this issue earlier this evening. He told me, and I quote, "Earth is way older than that, dude. The dinosaurs.. were like... whoa. I dunno, man. I must've been tripping. Lucifer gave me these killer tabs and like... whoa. Yeah. So yeah, I sent him out for some more weed, but he's still not back. Hey, pass the bong, man."

He also told me that Adam and Eve were parasorolophi and he once shaved the Archangel Michael's eyesbows off and painted a moustache on him one time when they were smashed.

Sending those ants a lot of contradictory rules and obligations and laughing at them trying to respect them all at the same time? :p
But of course! And reveiwing those rules, God must surely have been drunk when he thought them up :D

It's funny, because it just struck me that the good old abrahamic god sounds rather a lot like the nordic Loki. This is exactly the sort of shit that guy would pull.

Well Christians don't know all there is to know about God, silly-buns. God lives on my couch, and I asked him about this issue earlier this evening. He told me, and I quote, "Earth is way older than that, dude. The dinosaurs.. were like... whoa. I dunno, man. I must've been tripping. Lucifer gave me these killer tabs and like... whoa. Yeah. So yeah, I sent him out for some more weed, but he's still not back. Hey, pass the bong, man."

He also told me that Adam and Eve were parasorolophi and he once shaved the Archangel Michael's eyesbows off and painted a moustache on him one time when they were smashed.


I stand corrected. :D

Well Christians don't know all there is to know about God, silly-buns. God lives on my couch, and I asked him about this issue earlier this evening. He told me, and I quote, "Earth is way older than that, dude. The dinosaurs.. were like... whoa. I dunno, man. I must've been tripping. Lucifer gave me these killer tabs and like... whoa. Yeah. So yeah, I sent him out for some more weed, but he's still not back. Hey, pass the bong, man."

He also told me that Adam and Eve were parasorolophi and he once shaved the Archangel Michael's eyesbows off and painted a moustache on him one time when they were smashed.
I think you're confusing God with his son.

Wasn't Jesus the long-haired, sandal-wearing, peace-and-love hippie?:D

I think you're confusing God with his son.

Wasn't Jesus the long-haired, sandal-wearing, peace-and-love hippie?:D
It runs in the family. <_<;

ZOMG! But the entire population of the Netherlands are pot-smoking hippiez! See what happens you let teh fags and lezboz get married?!

Haha, yeah right! I smoke pot everyday and put my lil baby sister in a brothel because prostitution is legal here, and then I went to the same brothel to fuck her when I was eating my Gouda-cheese at the same time wearing my clogs.

Got enough prejudices? If not, got some about Americans to if you wanna hear?

Haha, yeah right! I smoke pot everyday and put my lil baby sister in a brothel because prostitution is legal here, and then I went to the same brothel to fuck her when I was eating my Gouda-cheese at the same time wearing my clogs.

Got enough prejudices? If not, got some about Americans to if you wanna hear?


Hmmm. I thought Revasser was being sarcastic with that comment, but I'm not entirely sure...

Haha, yeah right! I smoke pot everyday and put my lil baby sister in a brothel because prostitution is legal here, and then I went to the same brothel to fuck her when I was eating my Gouda-cheese at the same time wearing my clogs.

Got enough prejudices? If not, got some about Americans to if you wanna hear?
Psst sarcasm

I understand sometimes it is easy to miss but this was pretty blatent

No, I wasnt talking about that post, I meant Revasser's post, which Erantia was replying to...


My quoting techniques have caused confusion, methinks

Hmmm. I thought Revasser was being sarcastic with that comment, but I'm not entirely sure...

Since I'm not a native speaker, I sometimes have a hard time telling when someone is sarcastic in English writing :headbang:

No, I wasnt talking about that post, I meant Revasser's post, which Erantia was replying to...


My quoting techniques have caused confusion, methinks
Not with me ... I did not see your post I was pointing out the post he posted was sarcastic

Anyways Its alright ... learning a new language is hard

Since I'm not a native speaker, I sometimes have a hard time telling when someone is sarcastic in English writing :headbang:

Well, It's only my guess it was sarcasm, I just figured it was badly executed sarcasm. You might still be right in thinking that it wasn't, though.


And more confusion ensues...

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669780

* Speechless *

Dude, that guy should be locked up behind bars

He is locked up already by the bars of his own mind. Nelson Mandela was able to come out from behind bars after 27 years. Maurice Mills is forever trapped by his own prejudice.

He is locked up already by the bars of his own mind. Nelson Mandela was able to come out from behind bars after 27 years. Maurice Mills is forever trapped by his own prejudice.


You put it better than I ever could!

Being doesn't mean women revulse you. It just mean they don't turn you on. I can bang a girl if I put half my mind to it. I just have to close my eyes and think about hot sweaty gay sex while I do the thing. Not very romantic for the girl, but if our purpose is to procreate, well... A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do.

I wonder how a girl would react if her bf were to suddenly moan "Oh... Mark!" :P

It was definetely sent to punish Bush supporting states.

Heh.

Well, what the hell do you know.

Of course, the DUP is a Unionist party and the Unionists are English-loving Protestant.

The point is....

F**K YOU YOU FU**KING PROTESTANT RIGHT WING ASSHOLE!

- a Irish-American lapsed Catholic

there was a thunder storm on my birthday! does that mean god was punishing me for being a straight caucasian male aged between 18=25?

I am bi, and nowhere relatively NEAR Christian, yet I've never even SEEN a natural disaster in real life.

I wonder how a girl would react if her bf were to suddenly moan "Oh... Mark!" :P

She'd prolly reply with "Oh yeah, he's hot as hell, isn't he? I was thinking about him too" :p

there was a thunder storm on my birthday! does that mean god was punishing me for being a straight caucasian male aged between 18=25?

Definitely.... shame on you.

there was a thunder storm on my birthday! does that mean god was punishing me for being a straight caucasian male aged between 18=25?

Which brings us to another interesting question: If Kathrina was sent to punish gays, what were the other hurricanes this season sent for? Surely the must have some divine reason behind them as well? Why wouldn't he tell us those reasons, if he knows them? What could he be hiding? :eek:

And the earthquake in Pakistan? Not to mention the Tsunami last year? Boy, there must have been someone who's been very naughty to provoke those. :rolleyes:

I notice that gays get blamed for a lot of things like that these days. Was it Pat Robertson who blamed the attacks on 9/11 on the lesbians? Can't remember, and can't be bothered to google either...

But why aren't anybody blaming those damn car-thieves? After all, there are a lot of cars being stolen (I assume in New Orleans as well), and thievery is after all in conflict with one of the ten commandments. Yeah! It must be because of them. Damn those car-thieves... :headbang:

Please ignore this post. It's just sad...

Yes!! <insert long, paragraphless and badly punctuated tirade on the crumbling of society's morals being attributed solely to homosexuals getting married, using the phrase "chutney ferret" at least once, because that is seriously funny>

The name "Chutney Ferrets" is reserved for a former nation. Please select another name.

Damn.

Not to mention the Tsunami last year? Boy, there must have been someone who's been very naughty to provoke those. :rolleyes:

You didn't get very far on the first page, did you?

A Democratic Unionist Party politician has said Asia bore the brunt of last year’s tsunami because it was “not a Christian continent”.

...

Speaking to Daily Ireland yesterday, Mr Mills said it had been “no surprise” that last year’s tsunami devastated only non-Christian countries in Asia.
He said: “These disasters are no coincidence as God only honours those who honour him.
“I would ask why we don’t see disasters like these taking place in Europe.
“Scripture says righteousness exalts nations. Asia is not a Christian continent.”

the Unionists are English-loving
Pardon me while I break down in fits of laughter.

Haha...English loving. Brilliant.

Pardon me while I break down in fits of laughter.

Haha...English loving. Brilliant.

FACT: The Unionists love the English so much that the DUP locked themselves in the lavvy as a form of protest when they visited 10 Downing Street.

FACT: The Unionists love the English so much that the DUP locked themselves in the lavvy as a form of protest when they visited 10 Downing Street.
Fact or "fact"?

And here I thought wanton slaughter was one of the things Christians liked to avoid.

Fact or "fact"?

"Monday 21 March 1994
...
It was reported that there were angry exchanges between Ian Paisley, then leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), and John Major, then British Prime Minister, at 10 Downing Street, London. [There were also reports that Paisley together with some of his colleagues temporarily locked themselves into a toilet at No.10.]"

Fact. I believe Paisley used the expression 'We retired to the smallest room'.

"Monday 21 March 1994
...
It was reported that there were angry exchanges between Ian Paisley, then leader of the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), and John Major, then British Prime Minister, at 10 Downing Street, London. [There were also reports that Paisley together with some of his colleagues temporarily locked themselves into a toilet at No.10.]"

Fact. I believe Paisley used the expression 'We retired to the smallest room'.

How bizarre.

How bizarre.

Its hardly up there with the Save Ulster From Sodomy campaign or Paisley live on Radio 4 being unable to remember Nelson Mandela's name and so describing him as 'that black man from Africa'.

So in other words to take out Iran we just sneak in around 1000 Gays and have them do a huge Gay Orgy for a week and wait for God to smite them and the rest of the Nation?

Wow, incredibly cheaper than a satellite strike and you get the same results pretty much. Not to mention it's fun (for the participants anyways).

*flamebait was 'ere*
First off just to be clear - I'm not gay, the concept of (male) gay sex actually makes me feel queezy, just like old people sex and ugly people sex.

You are quite wrong in your statements. In humans (and alot of other animals) the primary drive for sex is to establish closer ties within a group. A lot of homosexuality in nature is to acheieve this. Secondly most pack/herd males in nature will never have children. Beta males will often act sexually towards each other to form stronger hunting groups. The romans spartans did it and many successful military groups in history did it.
Several tribal coming-of-age ceremonies involve homosexual activities. Humans are a pack animal and for most of our history a tribe(pack) member had to be fairly high in the tribe to procreate with a female.

We are here to ensure there IS a next generation, traditionally most males have done this by supporting their socity as a whole not through their own genes.

'Sex is only for procreation' doesn't wash as an argument against homosexuality. The fact is sex is very rarely used for procreation.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669780

Yeah...And I'd like to punish him for his stupidity...

Haha, yeah right! I smoke pot everyday and put my lil baby sister in a brothel because prostitution is legal here, and then I went to the same brothel to fuck her when I was eating my Gouda-cheese at the same time wearing my clogs.

Got enough prejudices? If not, got some about Americans to if you wanna hear?

Yup, I was being sarcastic. It's cool though, I know the subleties in language can be easy to miss sometimes if you're not a native speaker, especially if it's text. In the context of the rest of my posts in this thread, though, I thought it was fairly obvious. There were heaps of Z's too. Z's usually point to sarcasm when I use them in words where they don't belong.

You didn't get very far on the first page, did you?
No... Sorry... Think I got too violently ill because of an overdose of fundamentalism, so I couldn't read everything. I will try to hold out longer next time. *Hurl*

But I liked the plot-twist at the ending, and I expect to see a sequel soon :cool:

Homosexuality is for those who do not understand their purpose on this earth correctly. Gay people are going clearly acting against what nature intended they are simply confused.
If nature intended men to have sex with men then men would have the ability to bear children. The fact that men do not have the ability to bear children tells you that obviously nature did not intend men to do other men up the posteria. The main function of a human being is to procreate and keep the human race going into the future as is the case with all speices of animals (yes humans are animals too!). Therefore anyone who tries to procreate with someone of the same sex is simply very mistaken about the purpose of their existance.
Some pro-gays and gays may argue that you see same sex sex happening in throughout the animal kingdom. But I ask you is this not mere confusion and derangment of the subject in question?
Gayness has not been a problem for thousands of years and now it is I believe this is because our society has conditioned people into a certain way of obtaining a mate. Those who cannot obtain a mate via the accepted process become deeply unconciously confused and their instincts become warped so they end up banging men instead of the sex they should be banging.
I am an extreme queer basher and any queers who have a problem with that can go have some stinky sex up the wrong hole to comfort themselves I myself and all the other sane males on this planet will go and seek out some non-stinky and messy intercourse with the opposite sex.
Being gay is wrong but its not their fault its the fault of society and the fact that they are too primal to adapt to the conditioned way of obtaining a mate. Therefore they should be treated as mentally deranged and we should help them to return to the state of mind that nature intended!

Certain words come to mind.....DAMNNAZIBIGOT....dude homosexuality is not a problem if people are attracted to other people then "do what you wanna do" its only if it adversly affects other people when its a problem(including hetrosexuality you damn homophobe son of a bitch)

I would have dropped this picture in here earlier... but I was busy in other threads.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/MTG%20Cards/HurricaneKatrina.jpg

*scurries away*

I would have dropped this picture in here earlier... but I was busy in other threads.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/MTG%20Cards/HurricaneKatrina.jpg

*scurries away*

Bwa ha ha ha. Nice.

And f.y.i. I'm as straight as the day is long

Your sexuality swings between gay and hetero over the course of a year?
I mean, you must be feeling pretty gay in winters...

For those who believe that God is against gays? I give the following words of Jesus to his disciples:


"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."
Matthew 4:19


*wink wink nudge nudge* :fluffle: