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I'm a neurotic guy, and I can't help it. Everything has to be in a pretty oderly fashion for me. Example: I am a dishwasher. I'm very perturbed that the waitresses don't take the necessary time to keep the dishes they bring back in pristene formation so that I can continue with my pattern of washing dishes: all plates are washed first, then bowls, then pots or pans (seperately, of course) from the kitchen. What I find really annoying is that no one else cares, and nobody considers it odd behavior. Why do I have to be such a freak?

Maybe you have OCD.

o_o

I think I'm just a freak

You might have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Lots of people have this to a lesser extent (well, I've displayed symptoms, and so do lots of people) - but it can be really annoying and disruptive. Not sure what you should do. I'm useless, sorry.

Don't worry about it. I spent the younger years of my life diagnosing myself with lots of things: autism, ADD, OCD, etc.

Don't worry about it. I spent the younger years of my life diagnosing myself with lots of things: autism, ADD, OCD, etc.
Maybe you just need to chill out with some good music and a martini.

Firstly, I'd need to learn to make a martini. :( Although I find whisky helps

dude, smoke a joint or something.

Firstly, I'd need to learn to make a martini. :( Although I find whisky helps
Put ice cubes in your martini shaker. Add a small ammount of dry vermouth. Shake. Pour out most of the liquid. Add Bombay Saphire gin. Shake, pour into a martini glass. Garnish with olive, tomolive, or cocktail onion. If you're feeling adventurous use a pickled tobasco pepper.

You're neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.

*Seriously, it needed to be said.

Thanks, Potaria, that means a lot :)
I'm proud to be a freak, I hate conformity, and yes, a joint would be nicve now, but my 'dealer' isn't very cooperative...