Your Campaign Slogan!
Kryozerkia
22-11-2005, 22:28
Ok, you've been picked to run for the presidency/chancellorship/PMO (or whatever)...
What is your campaign slogan?
(look at my signature for mine!)
Someone Smart for a Change!
NOTE: I am not bashing any particular politician. I am bashing politicians in general.
Cluichstan
22-11-2005, 22:32
Vote for Cluich: Why Choose the Lesser Evil?
Someone Smart for a Change!
Ooh, I like. Also "I'll do the thinking for you (so you can just watch soap operas all day)".
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 22:34
Vote for me or I'll kill this puppy.
http://www.pupsnpeople.com/All%20site%20images/DDS%20Puppy%201.jpg
"I can't be worse than the last guy."
You can't hit on me if you're stinky.
OR
I'll make sex mandatory.
Eutrusca
22-11-2005, 22:39
Ok, you've been picked to run for the presidency/chancellorship/PMO (or whatever)...
What is your campaign slogan?
If you like ideologies, do not vote for me!
Smunkeeville
22-11-2005, 22:39
Smunkee..........because she's super-hot.
Kryozerkia
22-11-2005, 22:41
"I can't be worse than the last guy."
I like this one! It's almost as good as mine... ;)
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 22:44
The best part of campaigning isn't the slogan. It's getting out among the people, listening to their concerns, kissing hands and shaking babies.
Tannenmille
22-11-2005, 22:44
Do You Have Stairs In Your House?
Medellina
22-11-2005, 22:46
"For every vote I don't get, the baby Jesus kills a kitten."
I am God. Vote for me or I'll give you AIDS.
Vote for me or I'll kill this puppy.
http://www.pupsnpeople.com/All%20site%20images/DDS%20Puppy%201.jpg
I'd just run against you with this picture.
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8769/showletter1xv.jpg
And the slogan that it implies.
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 22:50
I'd just run against you with this picture.
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8769/showletter1xv.jpg
That's fucking amazing. LOL
"If you vote for me, hot women will have sex in your back yard."
Cookies for people who spot the reference.
"Other people have made promises, but never kept them. I will make no promises, but I will keep them"
Medellina
22-11-2005, 22:53
That's fucking amazing. LOL
Actually, I'd beat you both with THIS (http://content.ytmnd.com//52000/52539/image.gif).
Tannenmille
22-11-2005, 22:56
"If you vote for me, hot women will have sex in your back yard."
Cookies for people who spot the reference.
Ugh, that is such a male stereotype. Women drinking beer.
Cluichstan
22-11-2005, 22:57
Smunkee..........because she's super-hot.
We're going to need to see a campaign poster for proof. ;)
Smunkeeville
22-11-2005, 23:00
We're going to need to see a campaign poster for proof. ;)
you are just going to have to trust me. why would I say I was super-hot if I wasn't?!
besides, I don't share pics of myself, all I could do is have my husband post and say if I was hot or not, but I am having sex with him (not right now, later when he is home) so his view may be biased.
Skinny87
22-11-2005, 23:00
"Vote for me; the gun next to your head knows you want to."
Actually, I'd beat you both with THIS (http://content.ytmnd.com//52000/52539/image.gif).
I would then respond with this. (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image9zw.gif) At the very least it would work on the trekkie crowd.
Egg and chips
22-11-2005, 23:03
I keep things veeeeery simple
"Vote for me or I shall burn your village and enslave your women and Children."
Very simple.
Medellina
22-11-2005, 23:05
Qriter: Oh, yeah? (http://content.ytmnd.com//201000/201766/image.gif)
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 23:06
To win the Liberal vote
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9318/pinky3ai.jpg
To win the Jesus vote
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4935/whathastheworldcome25ki0nv6lt.png
Piquantrax
22-11-2005, 23:07
My slogan?
Vote for me, I have +4 charisma.
Silly English KNIGHTS
22-11-2005, 23:09
you are just going to have to trust me. why would I say I was super-hot if I wasn't?!
besides, I don't share pics of myself, all I could do is have my husband post and say if I was hot or not, but I am having sex with him (not right now, later when he is home) so his view may be biased.
Now that my hands are free.... Yes, she is super-hot.
"If you don't vote for me, you're terrorist commie scum"
Qriter: Oh, yeah? (http://content.ytmnd.com//201000/201766/image.gif)
What about education reform (http://img343.imageshack.us/my.php?image=planetidiot8ep.jpg) and quality of life (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=genepool4pj.jpg) improvements? And a promise not to repeat the intelligence (http://img431.imageshack.us/my.php?image=google20847so.jpg) mistakes of the past?
I have way too many of these things...
Cluichstan
22-11-2005, 23:11
you are just going to have to trust me. why would I say I was super-hot if I wasn't?!
It's teh interwebs. We're all super-hot, right? ;)
Nation of Fortune
22-11-2005, 23:12
"If you vote for me all your wildest dreams will come true."
Super-power
22-11-2005, 23:13
-puppy-
Holy cow that looks exactly like my puppy :eek:
My slogan: "All your vote are belong to me"
I don't have any campaign posters yet.
DHomme- because everyone else is wrong.
DHomme- because everyone else is wrong.
Well, that's true.
I love paradoxes.
Smunkeeville
22-11-2005, 23:43
It's teh interwebs. We're all super-hot, right? ;)
yeah, but as a Christian it would be wrong to lie.
super-hot is highly subjective anyway.................:p
German Nightmare
23-11-2005, 00:09
"BJs & Beer"
Still need working on the female votes here though, and the posters are still somewhere else, but hey, it's a start!