Casper the way-too-friendly ghost?
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 18:47
So this Asian dude is convinced that a ghost has been having sex with him for several years. He went and got it exorcised. WTF? Seems to me you'd want to keep something like that handy for those nights when you're not getting any live action.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/11/19/nation/12637742
Smunkeeville
22-11-2005, 18:49
man, what a sad life. 5 girlfriends and unable to marry because of a sex-crazed ghost. :(
Legless Pirates
22-11-2005, 18:50
It depends really.....
If you like chicks, but your ghost is gay.... That would *heh heh* suck
Cluichstan
22-11-2005, 18:50
It depends really.....
If you like chicks, but your ghost is gay.... That would *heh heh* suck
And could lead to chronic diarrhea. :(
Sumamba Buwhan
22-11-2005, 19:34
Ohhhhhh
I've always wanted my very own succubus
*day dreams*
Katzistanza
22-11-2005, 19:40
I love these random little articles you find for us DCD :)
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 19:50
I love these random little articles you find for us DCD :)
It's my pleasure. I think of myself as the tabloid press department of NS General forum.
16 years of hot sex every night?
Varying guises?
Cluichstan, ask the ghost if it can pull the whole TATU thing gor you. Being 15 (and 11 months!!!!111) i'd try to pull a xenia onatopp on the ghost if i wanted it to sod off.
But 16 years of the shag ghost would get tiring, not to mention the cost in moisturising cream. Think of the rash! And also, he never said it's age. If i got haunted by an old woman ghost like that, i'd have to get an excorcist. Not even My Guffs are strong enough to take out an already-dead old woman. *ugh*. . .
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-11-2005, 19:50
Which brings up the question, is Necrophilia wrong when the dead girl initiates it?
Anarchic Conceptions
22-11-2005, 19:51
Was it a hot ghost?
Yes. With a huge arse :p
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 19:52
Which brings up the question, is Necrophilia wrong when the dead girl initiates it?
Wait, there are situations in which Necrophilia is considered wrong?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-11-2005, 19:55
Wait, there are situations in which Necrophilia is considered wrong?
I was surprised too, but for some reason the judge felt that getting caught in the coffin with her was a bit, um, improper.
Stupid Puritan sexual repression . . .
Wait, there are situations in which Necrophilia is considered wrong?
I was going to ask the same thing, actually.:p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-11-2005, 19:57
I dunno. But it would be interesting to see someone try and use that defense.
¬_¬
I've also wondered about the other person dying during sex. Is it necrophilia to keep going, or is it still legal because she was alive to start the balls rolling.
I wonder about a lot of things that bother other people.
Cluichstan
22-11-2005, 19:59
Cluichstan, ask the ghost if it can pull the whole TATU thing gor you.
Genius! :D
Call to power
22-11-2005, 20:05
*ponders taking advantage of ghosts*......I'm a bad man....a bad bad man
you could say when the ghost appears the room gets HOT! HOT! HOT!:D (Its all I could think of under such short notice)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-11-2005, 20:10
you could say when the ghost appears the room gets HOT! HOT! HOT!:D (Its all I could think of under such short notice)
OW, FUCK!
You just made me try to roll my eyes, raise an eyebrow, and furrow my forehead at the same time. God damn it!
FireAntz
22-11-2005, 20:21
So if they catch this rapist ghost, will they give it the "life" penalty?
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 20:23
So if they catch this rapist ghost, will they give it the "life" penalty?
No, they'll mass-produce it and sell it as the latest home entertainment gadget.
How can you mass-produce a ghost?
By killing lots of people?
Drunk commies deleted
22-11-2005, 20:26
How can you mass-produce a ghost?
By killing lots of people?
Works for me.
Skaladora
22-11-2005, 20:26
It depends really.....
If you like chicks, but your ghost is gay.... That would *heh heh* suck
If you have a gay ghost sex-aholic somewhere, be sure to send him to me. That way everyone ; you, me, and the ghost ; is happy.
Skaladora
22-11-2005, 20:27
And could lead to chronic diarrhea. :(
You obviously know nothing about gay sex.
Righteous Munchee-Love
22-11-2005, 20:28
A personal sex ghost might seem nice at first glance, but do you really wanna wipe up all that ectoplasm afterwards?
Skaladora
22-11-2005, 20:29
A personal sex ghost might seem nice at first glance, but do you really wanna wipe up all that ectoplasm afterwards?
Not worse than actual sex, I'd say.
Ectoplasm, body fluids: it's all the same really.
Trou-ta Sept
22-11-2005, 20:34
Not worse than actual sex, I'd say.
Ectoplasm, body fluids: it's all the same really.
But can you still hump her in the shower??
BTW, I'd see if mine would do pre-dope Lindsay Lohan... *drools*