NationStates Jolt Archive

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no
previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in
complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a
steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose
his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck
shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as
David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only
saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on
the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but
his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse
gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping
into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store
and unplugs the horse.

Brilliant. Best laugh I've had all day. :eek: :D

Brilliant. Best laugh I've had all day. :eek: :D

That says more about your day than this joke.

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Serves him right for abandoning the English League for the Spanish >_<

that joke gets les funny every time i hear it.

It's the first time I've heard it, so I like it. :)

It's the first time I've heard it, so I like it. :)

Same here. Good stuff.

that joke gets les funny every time i hear it.
It is new to me, hence it is amusing to me. Therefore, everyone else must also find it intensely enjoyable because it made me giggle.
That's the way this universe works.

Perhaps thats why he played so badly on the weekend... :(

I just noticed something, this thread is a clear example of bad titling grammar.
It is "Oh Noes!" not "Oh No!", who taught you to speak Interweb?

I didn't find it that funny, it might be reading it in the morning though. I prefer the one about the sperm bank (since we are effectively attacking DB):

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor, and says "I am here to donate." The receptionist doesn't look at him and asks his name. "David Beckham, Ive donated before, my records should be on the computer. THe receptionist looked, and found his file.

"Shall I call your wife David?"
"Why would you do that?" He was puzzled.
"Your record says you're a useless wanker."