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Which religion has the best afterlife?

After all...if your going to be right about a religion, might as well pick the one with the best afterlife, right?

I'm still thinking of mine...but i'm thinking of considering to converting to Extreme Islam, for the virgins.

Viking afterlife in Valhalla. Get drunk and fight all day, me likey.

I like mine, though technicaly reincarnation isn't an afterlife.

Gonna be a hawk again. :D

I like mine, though technicaly reincarnation isn't an afterlife.

Gonna be a hawk again. :D


Nope, nope must be an actual respected religion....

If you pick Hinduism that is fine, but no religions you made up on your own....otherwise everyone would do that.

Then there'd be some sort of capitalization on religion...and umm.......n/m.

The mormons become god of their own world dont they? that might be okay.

I think it's best if we just make up our own version of what will happen after death. That way we arent bound to someone elses ideas and if it turns out to suck then we have noone but ourselves to blame.

I'm still thinking of mine...but i'm thinking of considering to converting to Extreme Islam, for the virgins.

Indeed, that does sound like a good afterlife.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D

but i'm thinking of considering to converting to Extreme Islam, for the virgins.You do know why they're still virgins right.

Why, the Catholic afterlife of course.......

Becuase..... I'm the Pope!

Nope, nope must be an actual respected religion....

If you pick Hinduism that is fine, but no religions you made up on your own....otherwise everyone would do that.

Then there'd be some sort of capitalization on religion...and umm.......n/m.

Eh, I prefer spirituality to religion. I'm not big on letting people tell me what to believe. :P

You do know why they're still virgins right.
*strikes a pose*

Cuz I haven't graced 'em yet baby! :D

Yeah I'd have to say my beloved Islam, for the virgins. Wait, is the requirement martyrdom? :eek:

You do know why they're still virgins right.

Truthfully i hope they aren't virgins. The last thing i want after suicide bombing, and killing innocent civilians are virgins.

I want Sluts, Booze and Smokes....If this is heaven, then i plan to go Ozzy Osbourne for the whole time...except the bat eating part.

Eh, I prefer spirituality to religion. I'm not big on letting people tell me what to believe. :P

But do you believe in magic? o.O *throws pixie dust at you*

*strikes a pose*

Cuz I haven't graced 'em yet baby!:D

Yeah I'd have to say my beloved Islam, for the virgins. Wait, is the requirement martyrdom?:eek:

I dunno...but it does end in a bang. ;)

Eh, I prefer spirituality to religion. I'm not big on letting people tell me what to believe. :P

ditto! ^5

But do you believe in magic? o.O *throws pixie dust at you*


Depends on what you mean by magic..

But I didn't just pull my beliefs out of thin air. I do have some reasons to believe what I do, as insane as they may be.

Which religion has the best afterlife?

After all...if your going to be right about a religion, might as well pick the one with the best afterlife, right?

I'm still thinking of mine...but i'm thinking of considering to converting to Extreme Islam, for the virgins.

Virgins? Eewwww!

All the blood, the crying, yuck...

If I had to have an earth-like eternity, I would prefer experienced, very loyal, non-diseased hoes, with a variety of looks, including plain-faced/flat-chested and pretty-but-fat. Eternity is a long time... ... ... .... ...... .......:eek:

*strikes a pose*

Cuz I haven't graced 'em yet baby! :D

Yeah I'd have to say my beloved Islam, for the virgins. Wait, is the requirement martyrdom? :eek:

no, you just have to kill yourself.

you could just drive into a tree or off a cliff or something. hehe

Virgins? Eewwww!

All the blood, the crying, yuck...

If I had to have an earth-like eternity, I would prefer experienced, very loyal, non-diseased hoes, with a variety of looks, including plain-faced/flat-chested and pretty-but-fat. Eternity is a long time... ... ... .... ...... .......:eek:

Seriously, though, I like my final destination the best.

It will be more than I can imagine, and that has to be wonderful, cause I have an excellent imagination!:D ;)

*strikes a pose*

Cuz I haven't graced 'em yet baby! :DHeh, well then, have fun with the crazy cat ladies :p

Viking afterlife in Valhalla. Get drunk and fight all day, me likey.
Don't forget partying with the valkiries at night.

Truthfully i hope they aren't virgins. The last thing i want after suicide bombing, and killing innocent civilians are virgins.

I want Sluts, Booze and Smokes....If this is heaven, then i plan to go Ozzy Osbourne for the whole time...except the bat eating part.
But you're ok with snorting a line of ants?

I'd actually prefer not to have an afterlife. This world is far too interesting to just leave for some "paradise".

I'd prefer to sneak around behind the scenes as a ghost. Invisible...except when I decide to haunt someone in some old library...or their shower.

Well, while I'd be content with the Paradise described in Qur'an (big gardens, plenty of time for quiet study and contemplation of the Universe, etc ... NO VIRGINS, that is a lie), I'm hoping Allah has a special place for those of us who would really like a Valhalla room so I can go get mindlessly drunk and clash swords with others and never really get hurt or hungover. :D

Valhalla....

Wait. no, wait a moment. Surrounded by drunken Norsemen?
Well, Valhalla if they're attractive :P

probably Buddhism, even if it's just a philosophy, since I quite like Earth.

Atheists get the best afterlife: None.

Come on, if you just had a funny and nice life, why bother to go on and on until it gets boring in some kind of life-simulation? And if you had a bad life, do you really think it will become better just by dying?

Remember, in an atheistic and humanistic world, no bonus points are given for:
- upheld virginity
- intact body
- early death
- taking others with you to the grave