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TInk i have known you for ove a year i dont know when exactly it was or where abouts that i first met you on here maybe it was on Paradise Beach 30 or something maybe not who knows....

But one thing is for certain from the moment i read a post of yours i knew there was something special about you.

I felt you had the maturity of a 22 year old- I'm not really sure if that really is a good thing but i was impressed anyways.

To me you have been Primus inter pares and since then have only grown more fonder in my Heart.

Keep on doing what you do best, My Queen.

Have a Drink for me.I am having one for you.

Happy Birthday
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Elly.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/i20was20born20leet.gif

She's still around?

Anyway, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Tink!
One word ... awwwww! :D

Me too, Tinkerz. Have a great one! :D

She's around somewhere.
Happy birthday, you deserve the best.

I hope she's around, elsewise this cake is going to waste. With me in it.

I suppose I could eventually eat my way out.

Happy Birthday to You!
You live in a Zoo!
You smell like a monkey!
And you look like one too!

Anyway, Happy 18th!

One word ... awwwww! :D

Me too, Tinkerz. Have a great one! :D
I have been waiting 18 1/2 Hours to do this.

Happy birthday, then. I hope the music I sent is good enough, because I don't have any money to buy you anything. :p

Happy birthday, then. I hope the music I sent is good enough, because I don't have any money to buy you anything. :p
Poor Bastard.:p

I answered "Who is Czardas?" because at first I thought it was a more philosophical question concerning the reality that is Czardas, but then I thought better of it and by then it was too late.

Happy Happy Tink.

Happy Birthday, Tink :)

Good God... why am I the only person who thinks this is sad and not in a "I just caught my cock in the door" -way. More of a "Caught my cock in the door for the thrity-second time in five minutes" -way.

I mean where to begin? Firstly, the Cult of Tink is gay and not gay in a good way, like Fass. Gay in a bad way, like gay people. ;)

The poorly photshopped pricture, whilst being mildly amusing in a laughin-at-you way. Wasted 0.03 seconds of my life. I could have run a GoogleSearch on Masterbating Bunnies in that time.

In short, this thread both confuses and infuriates me.

Good day, sir!

-snip-

*sigh*

For the last time... It's MASTURBATING, not "masterbating". Lurn hau 2 spel.

:D

Good God... why am I the only person who thinks this is sad and not in a "I just caught my cock in the door" -way. More of a "Caught my cock in the door for the thrity-second time in five minutes" -way.

I mean where to begin? Firstly, the Cult of Tink is gay and not gay in a good way, like Fass. Gay in a bad way, like gay people. ;)

The poorly photshopped pricture, whilst being mildly amusing in a laughin-at-you way. Wasted 0.03 seconds of my life. I could have run a GoogleSearch on Masterbating Bunnies in that time.

In short, this thread both confuses and infuriates me.

Good day, sir!


I nominate this for the Individual Post Hall of Fame.

*sigh*

For the last time... It's MASTURBATING, not "masterbating". Lurn hau 2 spel.

:D
I've spelt it "masterbating" at least nine times since you began pointing it out last week. Get over it. I'm that right about everything, that you should wait on the letter from the people at Oxford informing you of the change to comply with my awesomeness.

I've spelt it "masturbating" at least nine times since you began pointing it out last week. Get over it. I'm that right about everything, that you should wait on the letter from the people at Oxford informing you of the change to comply with my awesomeness.

*gunshot*

That makes her 18, right?

[sits down with bag of popcorn, waits for sexy slide show]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

*gunshot*
Your aim suck!

*begins to taunt Potaria and his genitals*

Happy Birthday. TInk.

Your aim suck!
Your grammar suck worse!

Your grammar suck worse!

What happen?

Someone set us up the Vowel.

Your grammar suck worse!
That your issue

That your issue
It what I does.

All your Grammar are belong to us.

All your Grammar are belong to us.
Don't. If I have to live through one more of those inane threads... I swear... forks to the eyes...!

Don't. If I have to live through one more of those inane threads... I swear... forks to the eyes...!
Gee, for that matter...

For great Spelling, take off every Zig!

Don't. If I have to live through one more of those inane threads... I swear... forks to the eyes...!


We get signal.

Don't. If I have to live through one more of those inane threads... I swear... forks to the eyes...!
Oh, Laws, these things do give me the vapours.
Perhaps simply not looking would be a better solution then rather abrupt and random occular surgery.

We get signal.
Good

Oh, Laws, these things do give me the vapours.
Perhaps simply not looking would be a better solution then rather abrupt and random ocular surgery.
Are you questioning my skills as an unregistered medical practitioner..?

Are you questioning my skills as an unregistered medical practitioner..?
Are you questioning my skills as a questioner of unregistered medical practitioners? Are you aware that I have at least five degrees in Questioning, two of which are written in crayon and at least one of which came in a box of cereal? Are you aware that the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two opposing sides? Are you aware that I don't get enough sleep? Du sprichst Deutsch?

Are you questioning my skills as a questioner of unregistered medical practitioners? Are you aware that I have at least five degrees in Questioning, two of which are written in crayon and at least one of which came in a box of cereal? Are you aware that the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two opposing sides? Are you aware that I don't get enough sleep? Du sprichst Deutsch?
Are you aware I'm recovering from a medical incident and DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT?! *hits fiddles with spoon*

NANANANA I'm a cat! The cat in a hat! ahahahha

Are you aware I'm recovering from a medical incident and DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT?! *hits fiddles with spoon*
Everyone needs my shit, that is why I regularly package it and mail it across the globe to charitable organizations.
NANANANA I'm a cat! The cat in a hat! ahahahha
I'll be your Thing I if you let me share the pink bathtub ring with you.

I'll be your Thing I if you let me share the pink bathtub ring with you.
Only if you promise to touch my willy...

...speaking of Clinton...

...speaking of lies...

...speaking of attempting to pretend this is only slightly off-track...

Aren't you meant to be on hiatus?

Enough of this threadjack! Where's the only slightly post-pubescent panting? Where's the embarrassing flattery? Get with the program people!

I lost track of this thread a while back, so I'm going to just post a random thought.


I'd rather have an STD than a baby, because you can take your STDs to the bar with you, and not get kicked out for it.

http://z.about.com/d/entertaining/1/5/v/3/caketinkerbell.jpg

Here's another cake for our favourite fairy, one might not be enough for all.

Happy Birthday, Tink. I hope you'll have a great day and a great year ;)

Enough of this threadjack! Where's the only slightly post-pubescent panting? Where's the embarrassing flattery? Get with the program people!
Sorry dude. HEY TINK! Any naked pics yet? :D (I'm well beyond puberty, but it's all the more creepy now, which should account for something!)

Only if you promise to touch my willy...

...speaking of Clinton...
I fail to see any connection whatsoever between a synonym for "Penis" and the greatest president ever not to "have sex with that woman."
Aren't you meant to be on hiatus?
The road to enlightenment possesses many twists and turns, but that really has nothing to do with my response anyway.
I'm still technically on hiatus, as I have yet to un-vacation my nation, so this is just a short disruption in order to help me unwind after a couple days of fasting and meditation.

I fail to see any connection whatsoever between a synonym for "Penis" and the greatest president ever not to "have sex with that woman."

The road to enlightenment possesses many twists and turns, but that really has nothing to do with my response anyway.
I'm still technically on hiatus, as I have yet to un-vacation my nation, so this is just a short disruption in order to help me unwind after a couple days of fasting and meditation.
Don't forget to "hum" when your meditating, or people might think your just being silly! ;)

Enough of this threadjack! Where's the only slightly post-pubescent panting? Where's the embarrassing flattery?
I can accomplish neither until both I and said person have insulted each other in some manner. I need a hint of sadomasochism in any non-necrophilic relationship.

I nominate this for the Individual Post Hall of Fame.

I've spelt it "masterbating" at least nine times since you began pointing it out last week. Get over it. I'm that right about everything, that you should wait on the letter from the people at Oxford informing you of the change to comply with my awesomeness.

I nominate *this* post for the Individual Post Hall of Fame.

Good God... why am I the only person who thinks this is sad and not in a "I just caught my cock in the door" -way. More of a "Caught my cock in the door for the thrity-second time in five minutes" -way.

I mean where to begin? Firstly, the Cult of Tink is gay and not gay in a good way, like Fass. Gay in a bad way, like gay people. ;)

The poorly photshopped pricture, whilst being mildly amusing in a laughin-at-you way. Wasted 0.03 seconds of my life. I could have run a GoogleSearch on Masterbating Bunnies in that time.

In short, this thread both confuses and infuriates me.

Good day, sir!

Don't. If I have to live through one more of those inane threads... I swear... forks to the eyes...!
Oh how sweet Cry Baby Rotovia- is all jealous.

Oh how sweet Cry Baby Rotovia- is all jealous.
*points a Rotovia and laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks everyone:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

http://z.about.com/d/entertaining/1/5/v/3/caketinkerbell.jpg

Here's another cake for our favourite fairy, one might not be enough for all.

Happy Birthday, Tink. I hope you'll have a great day and a great year ;)
that is the most awesomest cake i have ever seen in my life!!!

Sorry dude. HEY TINK! Any naked pics yet? :D (I'm well beyond puberty, but it's all the more creepy now, which should account for something!)
try www.nakedtink.com

Happy Birthday. Everyone loves ya!

:D ;)

Happy birthday, tink:)

Happy Birthday, TInk! :D

Happy Birthday !!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

try www.nakedtink.com
damn, the link doesn't work :(

damn, the link doesn't work :(
damn, server must've crashed again, too many people trying to look :rolleyes:

damn, the link doesn't work :(

I guess you'll just have to get one of these: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/8/video_card.html.

I guess you'll just have to get one of these: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/8/video_card.html.
oh so tempting.

wait a second, here it is - we've already got one:D

sadly, no :(

damn, server must've crashed again, too many people trying to look :rolleyes:

Tease!

I thought this kind of thread was forbidden. Anyway, happy birthday...

Hey Tink-Happy Birthday!!:D

happy megabirthday tink! :fluffle: :fluffle:

methinks i'll be sending you a little something in the post again :) (would have sent it over the weekend but i've been out working :()

hope you have a fun filled day of fun-ness :)

Happy birthday.

Happy freakin birthday Tink! Geeze, I wasn't aware! :fluffle:

What the....?




This kind of thread is banned as spam.

Happy birthday anyway...

Happy Birthday Tink!

Hey, aren't you allowed to drink legally at 18 in England? Happy legal drinking day too!

Damnit, I thought your birthday was on the thirtieth... Now I can't be the first to wish you a happy birthday (http://www.oldstylecakes.com/product_images/%7B42C18838-81EE-4063-9313-3602B1A28450%7D_Birthday%20-%20Chocolate.jpg). ;)

So... Now you can vote, and go to jail. Have fun with your newfound legal responsabilities. :D

Alles Liebe & Gute zum Geburtstag, Tink!

Happy happy!