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Personaly, I have had....



None. :(

Less than 20. But only just. And hopefully that number is going to be increasing soon.

Arn't you married?

Less than 20. But only just. And hopefully that number is going to be increasing soon.
Gottcha beat! Heh! I lost track a long, long time ago! :p

I have had the same amount as my husband. :)

Gottcha beat! Heh! I lost track a long, long time ago! :p

A regular Wilt Chamberlain. :D

Um.. 1.

But does it really matter?
I know about as much now after my experiances with her regarding sex, as I knew before. Which is absolutely nothing.

Just wondering why you would be asking the question? Are you trying to figure out if your "normal" or not? Maybe justifying a certain behavior pattern?

Just wondering why you would be asking the question? Are you trying to figure out if your "normal" or not? Maybe justifying a certain behavior pattern?

Nothing that complicated.

I saw something on TV relating to sexual partners and thought "Hey, that would make a really great General topic!".

Personaly, I have had....



None. :(
Me neither. What a coincidence! ;)

Double digits, maybe triple, can't remember. Thought it was great when I was doing it but now realize that I was just another useless way of trying to find myself and meaning in life. Now I know I should have been looking into myself before I sought information from the outside world. :(

Me neither. What a coincidence! ;)

Are you a woman?

You wanna have internet sex?

(and if your not a woman, who cares! ;) )

Arn't you married?
Yup. Quite happily. But marriage doesn't always mean monogamy.

Nothing that complicated.

I saw something on TV relating to sexual partners and thought "Hey, that would make a really great General topic!".

which it does. none, by choice. which sounds very holier-than-thou but i just don't want syphilis :D

Yup. Quite happily. But marriage doesn't always mean monogamy.
You naughty, naughty girl!

Hey, I live right across the Border, you wanna hook up?

Are you a woman?

You wanna have internet sex?

(and if your not a woman, who cares! ;) )

welcome to the wonders of desperation.

welcome to the wonders of desperation.

Meh.

I came, I saw, I bought the T-Shirt.

9 so far although I am about to start up with number 10.

Meh.

I came, I saw, I bought the T-Shirt.

hey, as long as you're chill with it (meant entirely unsarcastically)

You naughty, naughty girl!

Hey, I live right across the Border, you wanna hook up?
The border is pretty damn big...are you close to Alberta?:p

The border is pretty damn big...are you close to Alberta?:p

For you, as close as you want me to be. ;)

A regular Wilt Chamberlain. :D
ROFLMAO! Nahh. I lost track just after it hit a hundred, but there weren't many more after that. :p

Are you a woman?

You wanna have internet sex?

(and if your not a woman, who cares! ;) )
Actually, I'm a straight guy. Not as though that would prevent it.

And I do have to leave now, so no time for netpervs... I actually have a life, unlike most of you. :p

Or do I?

Actually, I'm a straight guy. Not as though that would prevent it.

And I do have to leave now, so no time for netpervs... I actually have a life, unlike most of you. :p

Or do I?

No, no you do not.

Normally, I wouldn't ask.

But, with Fass forumbanned, you will suffice.

I can't remember an exact number now, nor do I want to. But I know one thing for sure.. during those fast ass teenage years none of it was worth a damn. I didn't have any good sex until I was in my mid twenties. Quantity doesn't equal quality. And really I only count my relationships and one fling I had. The rest I prefer to forget about, and since I never had any kids by them and never caught anything I couldn't get rid of, I can forget them. My god we(myself and the rest of the sexual promicusous asshats) were stupid, we never used condoms. I shudder at the thought now.

No, no you do not.

Normally, I wouldn't ask.

But, with Fass forumbanned, you will suffice.
WHAT!!!!???? I wondered where he was...are you serious? For what???

WHAT!!!!???? I wondered where he was...are you serious? For what???

For "flamebaiting" a nazi propaganda sympathiser.

WHAT!!!!???? I wondered where he was...are you serious? For what???
This is heresay, but I think it was for some flaming in the Spam forum.

Dont take my word on it.

So, how about dinner at my place?

For "flamebaiting" a nazi propaganda sympathiser.
!!!!!

No, no you do not.

Normally, I wouldn't ask.

But, with Fass forumbanned, you will suffice.
Fass was forumbanned? :-/

Damn, that sucks. :( Hope he gets to come back, somehow.

Yup. Quite happily. But marriage doesn't always mean monogamy.

Yes it does. Adultery is illegal, whether your spouse consents or not. At least in the U.S.

Yes it does. Adultery is illegal, whether your spouse consents or not. At least in the U.S.
I'd really like to see someone try to charge me. Because my husband certainly wouldn't.

Yes it does. Adultery is illegal, whether your spouse consents or not. At least in the U.S.

Adultery is not illegal.

I'd really like to see someone try to charge me. Because my husband certainly wouldn't.

You never responded to my dinner offer. Don't make me stalk you! :p

Yes it does. Adultery is illegal, whether your spouse consents or not. At least in the U.S.
Oh, and I just checked the criminal code. Adultery is not illegal. It IS grounds for divorce though.

And I'd like to see the statute you're talking about that makes it illegal in the US.

Adultery is not illegal.
Not ilegal per say.
I guess I need to eleborate. In many of the "godfearing" states(you'd be suprised at how many of us are left) Adultery is considered grounds for divorce, and the adulterer is usually punished by losing a great deal of property, money, and custody rights. It is socially unacceptable to the point that it ilegal, not in paper, but in fact.
Further, it is also a court martialable offense, the reason being that it "of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces"

My mistake was my familiarity with military code. I'm a military brat. (navy/army)

You never responded to my dinner offer. Don't make me stalk you! :p
Sorry, I don't know you well enough:)

Not ilegal per say.
I guess I need to eleborate. In many of the "godfearing" states(you'd be suprised at how many of us are left) Adultery is considered grounds for divorce, and the adulterer is usually punished by losing a great deal of property, money, and custody rights. It is socially unacceptable to the point that it ilegal, not in paper, but in fact.
Adultery is almost always grounds for divorce, regardless if the state is godfearing or not.

But I'm not particularly worried. We have an agreement.

Yes it does. Adultery is illegal, whether your spouse consents or not. At least in the U.S.
That assumes that the marriage is legal before the law...Mine isn't therefore when I take my second spouse no one can legally touch me over it.

Sorry, I don't know you well enough:)

Ouch.

That hurts Sin.

I'm going to go cry now, and drown my sorrows with Wild Turkey.

Ouch.

That hurts Sin.

I'm going to go cry now, and drown my sorrows with Wild Turkey.

Pff, be a man and down said sorrows with Everclear & Sprite. :D

Personaly, I have had....



None. :(
One, and let me get this clear...you woke up this morning with a girl handcuffed in your room and you have not had sex yet?

Pff, be a man and down said sorrows with Everclear & Sprite. :D
Perhaps I'll add in some crystal meth for flavor.

Uh..*thinks*3? 4? Only one I went "all the way" with, though.

And Fass'll be back within the next day or so, I'd expect. No worries.

Perhaps I'll add in some crystal meth for flavor.

That's the spirit.

One, and let me get this clear...you woke up this morning with a girl handcuffed in your room and you have not had sex yet?

One can not assume...

That assumes that the marriage is legal before the law...Mine isn't therefore when I take my second spouse no one can legally touch me over it.

Yeah, see, even the mormons frown on that. (openly at least, however, the number of "unmarried" women make me suspicious.) Also, taking multiple spouses under the law is not allowed, so you really have no choice in the case of the second.




(translation: "stop hoggin'em")

One can not assume...
Good point and if your drunk enough not to remember you prolly had whiskey dick anyways.

I can't remember an exact number now, nor do I want to. But I know one thing for sure.. during those fast ass teenage years none of it was worth a damn. I didn't have any good sex until I was in my mid twenties. Quantity doesn't equal quality. And really I only count my relationships and one fling I had. The rest I prefer to forget about, and since I never had any kids by them and never caught anything I couldn't get rid of, I can forget them. My god we(myself and the rest of the sexual promicusous asshats) were stupid, we never used condoms. I shudder at the thought now.
Ah well now if you want to talk about how many of those had any real quality, I'll reduce that number down to 3 maybe 4 (not counting the newest especially since it's not started being physical yet). The rest were good save one, but they were either once and we decided that the physical relationship wasn't the path or other things broke us apart.

*sigh*

Only a single one. And, funny fact, tomorrow is gonna be one year since he dumped me for another guy. After nearly three years together, and absolute faithfulness. Much good that did to me.

God I need to make a slut of myself or something. :(

*sigh*

Only a single one. And, funny fact, tomorrow is gonna be one year since he dumped me for another guy. After nearly three years together, and absolute faithfulness. Much good that did to me.

God I need to make a slut of myself or something. :(

I'm desperate, you're desperate, you wanna hook up? For dinner or something?

No, no you do not.

Normally, I wouldn't ask.

But, with Fass forumbanned, you will suffice.
I'll be the gay slut in his stead. :fluffle:

Someone has to fill in for him, right?