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apparently a puppet of another poster, knew private (in the sense that i just hadn't told anyone, not 'private' private) information about me, plays six instruments, has probably been depressed...

so, who the hell is this poster? a puppet of whom? :confused:


any clues, or am i gonna have to continue working this out on my own? ;)





edit: or am i just being really thick and its obvious or everyone knows... cos frankly that wouldn't suprise me :p

I think everyone already knows....it ought to have been obvious, after all. I am God. ;)

Well, not really. I can tell you right now that there are three people who know. A mod, an admin, and a regular player. I'm not going to tell you their names. (I suppose any other mod could easily check up on the IP and find out, but they're under a pledge of secrecy. ;))

I've been back for a while and I knew about you and ... her since, probably before you knew yourself(ves)... I can just tell about these kinds of things.

I love cultivating an aura of mystery. :p
*shakes fist*

:p damnit who are you.... lets see, a poster who's been away for a while but has recently come back. oh god that could be any number of regulars from tink to LP...

as for knowing about me and glitz, only czardas has said anything about that so far (in that he's perceptive)... so you could be him...


i narrow my list down to LP or Czardas
or Zooke, but that might be a long shot :cool:


ps: moved into this thread to stop hikacking the other one

I think everyone already knows....it ought to have been obvious, after all. I am God. ;)

Well, not really. I can tell you right now that there are three people who know. A mod, an admin, and a regular player. I'm not going to tell you their names. (I suppose any other mod could easily check up on the IP and find out, but they're under a pledge of secrecy. ;))
Uncle Leo?

well you're not Potaria. i'm going for Czardas here...

It ain't Zooke.

My money goes to Czardas. He loves fucking with people's minds.

:p damnit who are you.... lets see, a poster who's been away for a while but has recently come back. oh god that could be any number of regulars from tink to LP...
Exactly. I could be anybody. The join date might be a good hint, however. Think of someone who's been around since 2004...

as for knowing about me and glitz, only czardas has said anything about that so far (in that he's perceptive)... so you could be him...
Actually, besides Czardas, there were a few other people who mentioned that, and one post was actually linked to. She herself said it was fairly obvious. It isn't rocket science.

Besides, if I really wanted to keep my identity secret, what makes you think I'd make it so obvious? ;)

Uncle Leo?
:eek: How did you guess? ;) (j/k)

I am Myrth!


No, just kidding! I'm really... Max Barry!


No! I am Spartacus!


Haha, just playing with you, I'm really Napoleon!


What?

Exactly. I could be anybody. The join date might be a good hint, however. Think of someone who's been around since 2004...


Actually, besides Czardas, there were a few other people who mentioned that, and one post was actually linked to. She herself said it was fairly obvious. It isn't rocket science.

Besides, if I really wanted to keep my identity secret, what makes you think I'd make it so obvious? ;)

IT'S JESUSSAVES! :eek:

IT'S JESUSSAVES! :eek:
:p

Jesussaves was Drunk Commies. Think about it, could I possibly be Drunk Commies?

No.

Or could I?....

I'm Banduria.

No, I'm Banduria.

Etc. etc.

Tell us, before I am forced to smite you with my Apple Pie of D00mZ0rZ!

I'm Banduria.

No, I'm Banduria.

Etc. etc.
I know, I'm half expecting random people to come into the thread and claim to be me over the next half-hour.... :p

thing is i didn't know czardas played 6 musical instruments...
but he's still my guess

Besides, if I really wanted to keep my identity secret, what makes you think I'd make it so obvious? ;)
oh very droll :p

Actually, besides Czardas, there were a few other people who mentioned that, and one post was actually linked to. She herself said it was fairly obvious. It isn't rocket science.
hm good point... zooke was one of the people i was talkin to there (i seem to remember) and LP wasn't around then (couldn't get on the forums to my knowledge)

I could be anybody. The join date might be a good hint, however. Think of someone who's been around since 2004...
well i'm not normally one for noticing join date - more of a postcount watcher myself.... but czardas has been around since early 2005 i think, so that almost rules him out. but then this nation could have come first... *thinks*

darn it i'm too tired for this - i need sleep. i will redouble my research in the morrow! till then, i bid thee goodnight :cool:

http://static.flickr.com/7/6773708_34303ce67c.jpg

I'm Banduria.

No, I'm Banduria.

Etc. etc.
will everyone who's not banduria please take two steps backwards. thank you ;)

Tell us, before I am forced to smite you with my Apple Pie of D00mZ0rZ!
Aaaah! *shields eyes in ph33r*

:D

*last thought for the night*

tribes??

well i'm not normally one for noticing join date - more of a postcount watcher myself.... but czardas has been around since early 2005 i think, so that almost rules him out. but then this nation could have come first... *thinks*
Actually, it doesn't necessarily. Czardas did mention once that he joined in 2002 or something, abandoned the game, and came back later. I'll leave you to think on that.

This nation has died twice from inactivity.

<subliminal>I am Sam</subliminal>

so i'm down to czardas, tribes of longton, or (new contender) eut... hmmm... will have to think on it ;)

*is really off to sleep now*

I think it's Czardas. Like Banduria, he is slightly sarcastic, joking, and has a bunch of crap in his signature.

Am I right? :)

*last thought for the night*

tribes??
Maybe, and maybe not.... :p

random Banduria theory #71: Banduria is really Pure Metal! He created this thread just to gain more attention and he runs the accounts on two different computers in the same room, switching back and forth between them and quoting his own posts to throw everyone off!

random Banduria theory #4: Banduria is God and is taking time off from ruling the universe to have fun on an internet forum! <subliminal>VOTE CONDI '08!</subliminal>

random Banduria theory #16: Banduria is one of those puppets of HotRodia who's joined the General forum instead of sticking solely to UN, like Gruenberg!

random Banduria theory #60: Banduria isn't a puppet and he's lying to you all!

*snip*
Somebody had a sig about invading Chechnya and getting banned for it...

I think it's Czardas. Like Banduria, he is slightly sarcastic, joking, and has a bunch of crap in his signature.

Am I right? :)
Of course, unlike Banduria, he's tried to commit suicide 28 times (or whatever) and he is an anarcho-socialist asexual weirdo.... :p

But, not a bad theory in all, I'll mark it down. ;)

Somebody had a sig about invading Chechnya and getting banned for it...
Is it...TIN?

Somebody had a sig about invading Chechnya and getting banned for it...
Wasn't that Cluichstan?

random Banduria theory #42 1/2: Banduria is Chuck Norris! 'Nuff said.

random Banduria theory #176: Banduria is John Galt...

Is it...TIN?
TIN... now that's an, unusual, idea. :p

*last thought for the night*

tribes??
Sod off, I'm right here...

Sod off, I'm right here...
You're not Tribes. You're not Tribes at all.

You're not Tribes. You're not Tribes at all.
My god, you're right. I'm...Banduria!

*puppeteers tribes*

You see, Tribes was, in fact, a puppet of myself, Banduria all along. Ah, I had you for such fools - you thought Banduria was the puppet and Tribes the puppeteer, whereas it was the other way around all along! AH ha!












*gets coat*

I think it's Czardas. Like Banduria, he is slightly sarcastic, joking, and has a bunch of crap in his signature.

Am I right? :)
hmm sigs... have em turned off so there may be a clue in there that'd be useful *strokes beard*

but thats one of the reasons i kept thinking it was czardas (same reason i figured it could be eut)

You're not Tribes. You're not Tribes at all.
woah watch where you point that gun :eek:

who's what now?

*complicates things* ;)

Here are the possibilities:
Czardas
Tribes
God
An escaped child molestor
Mickey Mouse
TIN
Pure Metal

You see, Tribes was, in fact, a puppet of myself, Banduria all along. Ah, I had you for such fools - you thought Banduria was the puppet and Tribes the puppeteer, whereas it was the other way around all along! AH ha!


wow sherlock holmes sure would be proud of that one :P

and this was more exiting than going to sleep... which is why i'm still here...not that anybody cares *shiftyeyes*

Here are the possibilities:
Czardas
Tribes
God
An escaped child molestor
Mickey Mouse
TIN
Pure Metal
http://www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg

wow sherlock holmes sure would be proud of that one :P

and this was more exiting than going to sleep... which is why i'm still here...not that anybody cares *shiftyeyes*
I care, man, I care.

*manly e-hugs*

Also it couldn't be me, I can only technically play 3 instruments. And one of those is a recorder (I play it well, damnit! Jazz Flute well!)

http://www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg
Oh your God, Banduria is a child molestor! :eek:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg
I just woke up half of my house laughing at that, you bastard!

I just woke up half of my house laughing at that, you bastard!
ahahahahaha :p
second time i've done that this week (go me :D)

i didn't know you played the jazz flute... awesome :cool:

off to bed for real. unable to string together whole sentences anymore...

still guessing czardas, but harlesburg could be in with a shot...

still guessing czardas, but harlesburg could be in with a shot...
Too light-hearted to be Harlesburg.

Too light-hearted to be Harlesburg.
Or Czardas, tbh.

Or Czardas, tbh.
Possibly. It couldn't be me because I'm not that tame. Is it LG?

Possibly. It couldn't be me because I'm not that tame. Is it LG?
Is Banduria foaming at the mouth with insanity?

Is Banduria foaming at the mouth with insanity?
Not at the moment, but you never know.

LP perhaps?

Not at the moment, but you never know.

LP perhaps?
God knows. I'm gonna go to bed, but damn PM and Banduria (whoever you may be) if I can't sleep for the worrying!

*makes scary face*

still guessing czardas, but harlesburg could be in with a shot...
I may be Harlesburg, or I may not. I'll let you decide. :D

As for everyone else, keep on guessing! I'll be back later with hints.

My hint for the night: I'm someone you do not expect.

I may be Harlesburg, or I may not. I'll let you decide. :D

As for everyone else, keep on guessing! I'll be back later with hints.

My hint for the night: I'm someone you do not expect.
HN?
Sinihue?

HN?
Sinihue?
Melkor?

Melkor?
I thought you were asleep?

I thought you were asleep?
I'm toying with the idea of going to my 4 straight hours of lectures after approximately 0 sleep.

It's my ole-time buddy, Los Banditos! :D

HN?
Sinihue?
Interesting. I never thought of being them. Maybe I'll take a hand at one. :)

Melkor?

Ah, a mod. Why not? :p

apparently a puppet of another poster, knew private (in the sense that i just hadn't told anyone, not 'private' private) information about me, plays six instruments, has probably been depressed...

so, who the hell is this poster? a puppet of whom? :confused:[/SIZE]
Haven't a clue, dude. Yer on yer own. :)

Haven't a clue, dude. Yer on yer own. :)
Yeah. Right. :D

Of course you know, Eut. Everyone knows, they are just afraid to know it and thus keep it shielded from themselves. In their subconscious, each person knows who I am. [/philosophy]

Kanabia?

Kanabia?
hmm yeah (tho haven't i already suggested this to you banduria? :confused: in another thread)

So, if you guess right is Banduria actually going to admit it?

So, if you guess right is Banduria actually going to admit it?
i dunno... we could probably keep guessing forever at this rate :p

you know, banduria could just TG me with their real identity and i could, you know, moderate the guesswork ;)

you know, banduria could just TG me with their real identity and i could, you know, moderate the guesswork ;)
Nah.... I'll do that. ;)

Oh, and I'm not Kanabia. (Or am I?)

Nah.... I'll do that. ;)

Oh, and I'm not Kanabia. (Or am I?)
You're me!!:fluffle:

I may be Harlesburg, or I may not. I'll let you decide. :D

As for everyone else, keep on guessing! I'll be back later with hints.

My hint for the night: I'm someone you do not expect.Automagfreek?

Eutrusca?

Morathania?

Another guess: Stephistan.

Cluichistan?

Kanabia?

No, though I have used secret puppets for humour before ;)

You're me!!:fluffle:
Of course, you've got it, AlternatePersonality3! ;)

Automagfreek?

Eutrusca?

Morathania?

Stephistan?
Do these have any basis in thought, or are they just random guesses?

Cluichistan?
Perhaps. And perhaps not.

Do these have any basis in thought, or are they just random guesses?They're people I wouldn't expect to be playing this 'who am I' game, especially since you're RPing in the Ankhmet war.

They're people I wouldn't expect to be playing this 'who am I' game, especially since you're RPing in the Ankhmet war.
Oh, ok, that would explain it.

*strokes beard*

hmm... you're gonna have to give us some clues i think. many things lead me to thinking you're this person or that person, but nothing enough to swing it one way or another...

*strokes beard*

hmm... you're gonna have to give us some clues i think. many things lead me to thinking you're this person or that person, but nothing enough to swing it one way or another...
Here's a clue... my main nation has more than 4000 posts.

If I have a main nation. If I wasn't just lying when I said I was a puppet. ;)

I know you're....http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/images/charles-manson.jpg!

Too light-hearted to be Harlesburg.
What is that supposed to mean?:(

I'll tell you now it aint me because that would require me to be on during work times and although i think PM is a nice enough chap i dont actually know much about him he was and is just one of the gang.

I think everyone already knows....it ought to have been obvious, after all. I am God. ;)

Well, not really. I can tell you right now that there are three people who know. A mod, an admin, and a regular player. I'm not going to tell you their names. (I suppose any other mod could easily check up on the IP and find out, but they're under a pledge of secrecy. ;))

I'm guessing you're TIN. I bet I'm not far off.

No, though I have used secret puppets for humour before ;)

Kanobia fucking rocked, man.

I may be Harlesburg, or I may not. I'll let you decide. :D

As for everyone else, keep on guessing! I'll be back later with hints.

My hint for the night: I'm someone you do not expect.
Look the Fucknuts said night so they must be from the British Isles.
I say Eh-oh.
It aint Mole and i doubt it is TIN.

Look the Fucknuts said night so they must be from the British Isles.
I say Eh-oh.
It aint Mole and i doubt it is TIN.

British Isles. Plays instruments. Main nation had more than 4,000 posts.

Sounds a lot like TIN.

Kanobia fucking rocked, man.
Harlsburg is better.:p
He let Kanobia die.:(
There are also two other nations like mine and i dont know who they are.(One is Rotovia-)

It's my ole-time buddy, Los Banditos! :D
Nah no sane or insane person would ever hint at being me.
I was thinking about Los Banditos today.

Automagfreek?

Eutrusca?

Morathania?
Dont mention that name again.

British Isles. Plays instruments. Main nation had more than 4,000 posts.

Sounds a lot like TIN.
He gave me a congratulations through Moleland but i doubt it is him.

Menelmacar :p

Sorry guys, as you are aware, any thread with people having fun has been banned, and people will complain.


Clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455358)

Yes.

Sorry guys, as you are aware, any thread with people having fun has been banned, and people will complain.


Clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455358)
God that guy is such a sham.
Location hilarity???
I doubt it.

Just seems to me that if someone's going to bitch about spam, they shouldn't then be spamming themselves. It's not one rule for one, a different one for others, just based on popularity.

Just seems to me that if someone's going to bitch about spam, they shouldn't then be spamming themselves. It's not one rule for one, a different one for others, just based on popularity.
Who here has bitched about spam?

I don't object to this thread: seems like you're all having fun, and so what concern is it of mine? But someone in this thread complained about exactly this sort of thing recently. That seems two-faced.

Nonetheless, what the hell? Popularity counts more than principle, right. I'll delete my complaint.

I don't object to this thread: seems like you're all having fun, and so what concern is it of mine? But someone in this thread complained about exactly this sort of thing recently. That seems two-faced.

Nonetheless, what the hell? Popularity counts more than principle, right. I'll delete my complaint.
No dont.
It shouldnt be up to you to 'be good'
The other person shouldnt kill the fun in the first place.

I don't object to this thread: seems like you're all having fun, and so what concern is it of mine? But someone in this thread complained about exactly this sort of thing recently. That seems two-faced.
That just makes you look like a twat with a vendetta, to be honest.

That just makes you look like a twat with a vendetta, to be honest.

Yes, it does. I don't pretend otherwise. As I say, being duplicitous irritates me; nonetheless, I've withdrawn my objection, and I apologise. Sorry. Carry on regardless.

That just makes you look like a twat with a vendetta, to be honest.
But that dosent help.

i aint Buderia.

Yes, it does. I don't pretend otherwise. As I say, being duplicitous irritates me; nonetheless, I've withdrawn my objection, and I apologise. Sorry. Carry on regardless.
*hugs*

http://x77.xanga.com/065845033113117702206/z12759972.jpg

Yes, it does. I don't pretend otherwise. As I say, being duplicitous irritates me; nonetheless, I've withdrawn my objection, and I apologise. Sorry. Carry on regardless.
:)

http://x77.xanga.com/065845033113117702206/z12759972.jpg
You TWAT!

He ain't one of mine, Gruen.

Since it doesn't seem to be Kanabia, it must be Czardas.
Czardas has 7,398 posts, which *counts on fingers* is more than 4,000.

Has anyone suggested monotonous yet, or does he have <4000 posts?

My top three guesses:

Czardas
TIN
Zephistan

Since it doesn't seem to be Kanabia, it must be Czardas.
Czardas has 7,398 posts, which *counts on fingers* is more than 4,000.

I don't remember Czardas ever being able to play an instrument.

I don't remember Czardas ever being able to play an instrument.
Well, shoving a thumb up your ass and whistling could work, but I don't think he's done that.

Well, shoving a thumb up your ass and whistling could work, but I don't think he's done that.
banduria can play six instruments... thats a lot of ass...

It cannot be TIN as he dosent exist.
It aint Eh-oh STOOPID mE!:mp5:

banduria can play six instruments... thats a lot of ass...


What does LP play? Bass, washboard.. I'm sure there are others..

What does LP play? Bass, washboard.. I'm sure there are others..
trampoline :p

What does LP play? Bass, washboard.. I'm sure there are others..
guitar, piano, some kind of brass instument i think... probably six yeah.

right: its LP! its gotta be cos he's been away for a while, he has over 4000 posts, and it fits a whole bunch of the other things we know about the elusive poster... right?


i was gonna text TIN and ask if it was him but that sure would be a random (and potentially freaky-out-worthy) text to get out of the blue :p

guitar, piano, some kind of brass instument i think... probably six yeah.

right: its LP! its gotta be cos he's been away for a while, he has over 4000 posts, and it fits a whole bunch of the other things we know about the elusive poster... right?


i was gonna text TIN and ask if it was him but that sure would be a random (and potentially freaky-out-worthy) text to get out of the blue :p
TIN dosent exist.

TIN dosent exist.
of course, my bad... i meant i was going to buy a hot dog and text that.

of course, my bad... i meant i was going to buy a hot dog and text that.
Well it wasnt me who didnt keep his nation active.....

Well it wasnt me who didnt keep his nation active.....
oh if you're talking about his nation being inactive, then that doesn't stop him from creating and being banduria does it? :confused:

besides, i don't think its him, i'm going with LP
of course i could still text TIN and just find out for sure...

oh if you're talking about his nation being inactive, then that doesn't stop him from creating and being banduria does it? :confused:

besides, i don't think its him, i'm going with LP
of course i could still text TIN and just find out for sure...
But didnt you say his main nation?
It couldnt be counted as it is inactive.;)

hmm yeah, if banduria's a puppet i suppose that requires having a main nation to be the puppet to... good point!

I think it's Czardas. Their characters seem fairly similar, except Banduria seems vaguely happier but then he's being mysterious and confusing and knows stuff we don't which could easily make Czardas happy :p

Anyhoo... *is on msn* ... :fluffle:

How could anyone think we weren't subtle?! I'm stunningly superior in my superb subtlety skills. And amazingly awesome at alliteration :D

It cant be LP because he doesnt RP...............

Eight pages and 10 days later and we STILL don't know who Banduria is.

And Harlesburg, whose name am I not supposed to mention?

I think Myrth is Banduria.

i'm in with the Czardas camp... but i'm really starting to not care lol.
damnit banduria you better 'fess up or i'm gonna loose interest completely!

(or give us a bunch of new clues or something)

Eight pages and 10 days later and we STILL don't know who Banduria is.

And Harlesburg, whose name am I not supposed to mention?
Morathania unless i have made a terrible error, i do believe i dislike them.


The answer is Czardas by the Way.

Banduria's Sig gave it away.

Morathania unless i have made a terrible error, i do believe i dislike them.


The answer is Czardas by the Way.

Banduria's Sig gave it away.
he has a sig?

*has sigs turned off*


just as i suspected. good work watson ;)

he has a sig?

*has sigs turned off*


just as i suspected. good work watson ;)
Wait you have a sig, but have sig setting set to off.:confused: :p :sniper:

Wait you have a sig, but have sig setting set to off.:confused: :p :sniper:
yes cos they annoy me, but that still doesn't stop me having a massive, annoying sig to annoy other people with :D :p

tho at least my sig isn't all glarey with luminous colours and massive text like some people's... *shiftyeyes*

yes cos they annoy me, but that still doesn't stop me having a massive, annoying sig to annoy other people with :D :p

tho at least my sig isn't all glarey with luminous colours and massive text like some people's... *shiftyeyes*
Quit Bagging TInk you Bastard!:p