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Which is more attractive to you? A nice set of breasts or something nice downstairs.

This is just between these two options.... I know that there are other things attractive about females, often more attractive.....

This was inspired by all the sex threads going on.... I figured I'd put something up with a little less....... less something.

And please excuse my spelling....

Which is more attractive to you? A nice set of breasts or something nice downstairs.

This is just between these two options.... I know that there are other things attractive about females, often more attractive.....

This was inspired by all the sex threads going on.... I figured I'd put something up with a little less....... less something.
I seek the eternal balance in all things, Grasshopper! :D

I seek the eternal balance in all things, Grasshopper! :D
Yes great praying mantis...

I can't choose. So I'm going to say both.

Yes great praying mantis...

:rolleyes: Don't worry Eut, I got the reference :D

Just kidding about the rolleyes btw Branin, it's from this old chop-socky tv series way back when, and the apprentice kid would always have 'much to learn young Grasshopper' in the words of his worldly master.

As the local gay guy, I have no choice but to choose butts.

Alright, alright, so technically Fass is the local gay guy. I'm just filling in for him.

hmm well i've already said it tonight, but i'm more of a legs man... (we're classy ;))

Well the good thing about butts is that you can pass off a groping of them as "accidental" - it's a bit more difficult upstairs :p

As the local gay guy, I have no choice but to choose butts.

Alright, alright, so technically Fass is the local gay guy. I'm just filling in for him.

What're you talking about? Fass is the only gay in this village :D

I picked butts because I rather a girl with little upstairs and a fine arse, than a girl with perfect breasts and a flat bottom.

Anyone can pay for a great rack.

Nothing beats a great, non-plastified ass.

My boyfriend and I have debated this a lot. I defintly prefer breasts, but he likes butts. Breasts are good becasue you can sually see them better!

I prefer asses.

What're you talking about? Fass is the only gay in this village :D
I'll have you know, I'm twice the fag he is! ;)

I'll have you know, I'm twice the fag he is! ;)
I'm pretty sure this is the first time that this has ever been said by anyone. Bravo, for the creation of a new catch-phrase.

I picked butts because I rather a girl with little upstairs and a fine arse, than a girl with perfect breasts and a flat bottom.
Well said...

I'm pretty sure this is the first time that this has ever been said by anyone. Bravo, for the creation of a new catch-phrase.
Think I should put that in my sig?:p

Think I should put that in my sig?:p
definitely.

I'll have you know, I'm twice the fag he is! ;)

Just to be sure you do know I was quoting Little Britain don't you? Only sometimes the references just whoosh over some people (with me anyway - for some reason I seem to know an inordinate number of random quotes that no-one else does :D) and it gets terribly confusing.

you know, i dont really think that you can have an accurate poll about which is better, breasts or butts, if you have a "both" option. Of course someone is going to pick both, because who would want a flat ass and perfect breasts, or vice-versa, if they can have both? it doesnt make sense!!!

I would definitely say "butts". Breasts are good, but butts are much better.

Just to be sure you do know I was quoting Little Britain don't you? Only sometimes the references just whoosh over some people (with me anyway - for some reason I seem to know an inordinate number of random quotes that no-one else does :D) and it gets terribly confusing.
French Canadian here.I have no idea what Little Britain is. But I had a vague idea that this might be a quote from somewhere else, yes.

I like both... but never in excess. Nice breasts, not big huge honkin' DD's, and not little A/B cups, but right between that.

As for butts, no anorexic boney-butts, but no massive "ghettobooties". It's hard to describe my terms, since what I look for in the lower region is more than the butt. (Nice legs are good.)

Neither. Penis

I guess I'm one of the few who just enjoy the upper half more than the lower, or both.

Of course I also think that the nape of the neck is the sexist part on a woman, along with the gentle swell of her breasts so...

I would definitely say "butts". Breasts are good, but butts are much better.
A nice, muscled, hairless(please, men, use a razor or laser!) ass is all one needs to obtain happiness and enlightenment. 'Nuff said.

Edit: Out of curiosity, do women have body hairs down there too? If so, please tell me they take care of it...

Of course I also think that the nape of the neck is the sexist part on a woman, along with the gentle swell of her breasts so...
...go on

Depends. I had to vote both. Hard to decide.

Neither. Penis
So....ankles???? (looks really puzzled)

French Canadian here.I have no idea what Little Britain is. But I had a vague idea that this might be a quote from somewhere else, yes.

Lol, that sucks - its absolutely hilarious :D Well, I think it is, and most of the people I know think it is, but apparently some American tv reviewer guy watched it and he had absolutely no clue what the hell was going on. It may be a British thing, but if you get the opportunity I highly recommend it - it'd be an interesting experiment actually, to see which nationalities find it funny. Hmm...

I'd explain what its about but I can't be arsed - its like a sketch show that takes the piss out of Britain, made by two British guys, its brilliant (hmm, it would seem that even though I said I couldn't be arsed to describe it I just did... weird :D)

Butts, because you can't have a great ass with out good legs. Although, I don't care how great they are if they got a butter face.

The whole butts and breasts things would depend on the lady it's on. ;) Varies from there in my opinion.

None of the above. I, unlike most, seem to be immune to sexual attraction. :p

None of the above. I, unlike most, seem to be immune to sexual attraction. :p
You're probably gay. Welcome to the club.

*throws welcoming party* :D

Out of curiosity, do women have body hairs down there too? If so, please tell me they take care of it...
Not really, or if any only the fine body hair found in most other places.

Not really, or if any only the fine body hair found in most other places.
Good to know. I mean, it's a known fact women shave their armpits, I thought they might have been doing the same elsewhere.

*Sigh* Once again, only us men are cursed with unappealing body hair everywhere on our bodies.:(

Both. Definitely both. In combination, and in proportion, with the rest of her body.

*Sigh* Once again, only us men are cursed with unappealing body hair everywhere on our bodies.:(
I don't find body hair on men unattractive - in fact it can actually look quite good. Masculine. I do find it unappealing on girls though.

When it comes to women it matters not the hills or mountains that one conqueres so much as the cracks and crevaces that are explored.

:cool:

Breasts, no doubt :)
Although butts have been getting quite interesting following the recent "low-rider" pants fashion.

I don't find body hair on men unattractive - in fact it can actually look quite good. Masculine. I do find it unappealing on girls though.
Well, it depends on where it's placed, and how much of it there is.

I can like a light fuzz on the chest. A hairy asscrack is never very appealing though.

Well, it depends on where it's placed, and how much of it there is.

I can like a light fuzz on the chest. A hairy asscrack is never very appealing though.

You've got a point there, yes.

I was going to say they're even, but then I realised... Flat arses are gross, whereas small breasts aren't. So I guess I'm an arse woman. :cool:

Indeed, I like the "I like big butts" song, describes my preference quite well.

Anyone can pay for a great rack.

Nothing beats a great, non-plastified ass.
Hate to ruin your childhood illusions, but plastic surgeons do butts too. :D

Hate to ruin your childhood illusions, but plastic surgeons do butts too. :D
Butt implants, eh? Somehow that sounds just so wrong :p

I guess I'm one of the few who just enjoy the upper half more than the lower, or both.

Of course I also think that the nape of the neck is the sexist part on a woman, along with the gentle swell of her breasts so...
The trick, Grasshopper, is to find that which is attractive about whatever woman you may be with at the time and focus on that. Also, since the brain is the primary sex organ, a woman with brains is much to be desired. :D

Breasts. They can't be too large or they are just nasty. Depending on the girl, though, smaller breasts can still be nice.

You're probably gay. Welcome to the club.

*throws welcoming party* :D
Actually, I don't think so... I'm not attracted to men, either. :confused:

Actually, I don't think so... I'm not attracted to men, either. :confused:
What about ferrets?:)

Depends. I had to vote both. Hard to decide.


Yeah this is hard as hell to decide...........





I think my vote till go for butt. I desire a nice arse more than breasts.....or no......hmmmm......... AH! CURSE YOU!!!

















































I think I'll go with.............




















oh screw it I'm just not gonna vote....

Butt implants, eh? Somehow that sounds just so wrong :p
I agree, but seems they're here to stay, at least until genetics comes up with something better. There are even plastic "lat" and "abs" implants for men these days. Sigh. Whatever happened to just being happy to be alive? :(

Boooooooooobs are gooooooooooood!

None of the above. I, unlike most, seem to be immune to sexual attraction. :p


Sometimes I wish I was like that.....I would have SOOOOOO many less distractions and I would be WAY more productaive.

What about ferrets?:)
Gerbils??? :D

I'm just gonna choose butt, even though I really can't decided....

Boobs All The Way!

I prefer a nice, firm bum to large knockers myself.

I tell you what really turns me on - yo mamma!

Haha! Yes that's right, I went there, and believe me I'm already thoroughly ashamed of myself that I did, but lets be honest here, someone had to, so it might as well have been me. In fact, I'm quite surprised no-one did it before.

Oh and btw, when I say 'yo mamma' I in fact mean every single one of your mothers, in one big conglomerative matriachal figure. It's that crazy :D

*Bows head in shame, yet continues to giggle quietly*

What about ferrets?:)
Strangely enough, not those either. :confused:

I picked butts because I rather a girl with little upstairs and a fine arse, than a girl with perfect breasts and a flat bottom.
Amen...

The trick, Grasshopper, is to find that which is attractive about whatever woman you may be with at the time and focus on that. Also, since the brain is the primary sex organ, a woman with brains is much to be desired. :D
Who do you think I was picturing when I made my description? ;)

And yes, intelligence above all else. After all, ya can't have an intelligent conversation with an ass, even if it's a smart ass! :D

I do find it unappealing on girls though.
I disagree, depending on which body hair we're talking about, it can be quite attractive.

I never got the point of finding someone's rear end attractive. I've never looked at someone's ass and thought, "wow, I find that interesting/attractive and would like to have sex with that person's rectum"

I have just never found anything attractive about a behind, I mean, it's immediatley where they take a dump, what could be attractive about that?

I most definatley have found breasts attractive many times however, so I went with that. Of course, this isn't really a productive area of discussion.

I disagree, depending on which body hair we're talking about, it can be quite attractive.
I was thinking legs and underarms mainly.

I was thinking legs and underarms mainly.
I'm glad I'm in a relationship with a feminist man, who doesn't give a shit about my body hair. :p
I'm an intermittant leg-shaver. < <

I never got the point of finding someone's rear end attractive. I've never looked at someone's ass and thought, "wow, I find that interesting/attractive and would like to have sex with that person's rectum"

I have just never found anything attractive about a behind, I mean, it's immediatley where they take a dump, what could be attractive about that?

I most definatley have found breasts attractive many times however, so I went with that. Of course, this isn't really a productive area of discussion.

Actually, I'm more attracted to the general shape of the body (small waist, wide hips and big butt) than the butt itself.

I'll have you know, I'm twice the fag he is! ;)
omg thats offensive u shud b banned