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Man these forums are awesome! I can ask all sorts of questions I've always been curious about, but inappropriate for most forums. It's nice that everyone is (relatively) mature enough so that these things can be discussed.

I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?

When I masturbate, I can go 5 to 6 times in a row, and can probably go for more than an hour straight.

Now I ask you, once you ejaculate, how many of you can still keep it up and keep going?

Man these forums are awesome! I can ask all sorts of questions I've always been curious about, but inappropriate for most forums. It's nice that everyone is (relatively) mature enough so that these things can be discussed.
Maturity?on NS?
we cant even spell properly most of the time,maturity is beyond us.well them.
I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?

When I masturbate, I can go 5 to 6 times in a row, and can probably go for more than an hour straight.
1:That must take ages to clean up
2:Your arm must get really really sore
3:You need a girlfriend,that's too much wanking

Now I ask you, once you ejaculate, how many of you can still keep it up and keep going?
<.< >.>
we need a shift eyes smilie

Man these forums are awesome! I can ask all sorts of questions I've always been curious about, but inappropriate for most forums. It's nice that everyone is (relatively) mature enough so that these things can be discussed.

I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?

When I masturbate, I can go 5 to 6 times in a row, and can probably go for more than an hour straight.

Now I ask you, once you ejaculate, how many of you can still keep it up and keep going?
Oh, I can go on for days. I'm waiting for the bus - I ejaculate; I'm on the toilet - I ejaculate; I go to a restaurant - I ejaculate. In fact, I only had to masturbate once, in early 1995: it's then that it started, squirt after squirt every five minutes.

You my friend are a sick little bastard. please save topics like these for other sites if you will.

You my friend are a sick little bastard. please save topics like these for other sites if you will.
You have one post, that hardly makes you the authority on what is good and not good on NS General.

The only authority on that are the mods.

You seem to be the only one posting threads of a sexual nature - Go elsewhere. Plus, masturbating for that long can actually lead to prolonged tissue or skin damage, you're not doing your body any favours.

Oh, I can go on for days. I'm waiting for the bus - I ejaculate; I'm on the toilet - I ejaculate; I go to a restaurant - I ejaculate. In fact, I only had to masturbate once, in early 1995: it's then that it started, squirt after squirt every five minutes.


ROFL

Here I sit
I am elated
Came to shit
Ejaculated!

Maturity?on NS?
3:You need a girlfriend,that's too much wanking
I just about spewed coffee all over my monitor with this answer. :D

Odd. It usually takes me a little rest before I can stand to attention again. I usually spend it pleasuring herself.

Also, there is an odd number of topics on love/sex at the moment. I wonder why?

I just about spewed coffee all over my monitor with this answer. :D

I aim to please

Ifreann:Wrecking computer monitors since 1988

Also, there is an odd number of topics on love/sex at the moment. I wonder why?

Thanksgivng.:confused:

And I see you just had a "DP"...

Thanksgivng.:confused:

And I see you just had a "DP"...

Ah yes,the sexiest time of the years.
Beats the hell out of valentines day.

And I see you just had a "DP"...

Indeed. Double post. Or is there some innuendo that I am unaware of?

Man these forums are awesome! I can ask all sorts of questions I've always been curious about, but inappropriate for most forums. It's nice that everyone is (relatively) mature enough so that these things can be discussed.

I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?



I think it depends on exactly how you mean. We're wandering a little bit further towards banned/frowned upon territory here, but how far apart is each of these ejaculations? Roughly, obvbiously, don't fucking time yourself

Indeed. Double post. Or is there some innuendo that I am unaware of?

Double penetration...unfortunately.

Double penetration...unfortunately.
:eek:
Sounds like a plan
:eek:

:eek:

Double penetration...unfortunately.
I thought you were making a different joke: he posted not once, but twice.

:eek:
Sounds like a plan
:eek:
:eek:


You'd better bring some "non-petroleum based personal lubricant"...

You'd better bring some "non-petroleum based personal lubricant"...
non petroleum based eh?

non petroleum based eh?

It doesn't dissolve the condom...(do not ask)

It doesn't dissolve the condom...(do not ask)

**asks**

It doesn't dissolve the condom...(do not ask)

*Asks* Sorry, couldn't resist.

edit: Damn you Heron, you beat me to it :p Just goes to show - great minds think alike :)

:eek:
Sounds like a plan
:eek:

:eek:

Never knew you were into guys. Intriguingly, I am currently in Kildare.

**asks**
Waits to see answer to "asked" question. :D

I'd think that after the fifth time you would start ejaculating blood or sunshine or something like that.

Ok i can wank about 3 times in a row after that i collapse ina heap and fall asleep
(a handy trick for insomniacs) but i cant actually ejaculate 3 times ina row. Just reach that point were pleasure is imminent.
I bet there is a hell of alot of girls reading this and sayin
"no way am i going to sleep with a man, Im going lesbian"

Maturity?on NS?
we cant even spell properly most of the time,maturity is beyond us.well them.

Well I assume maturity every time...

1:That must take ages to clean up

Not really. It only takes me 1 to 2 tissues about half a minute to a minute to clean anything up.

2:Your arm must get really really sore

It did when I first realized that I could keep going after ejaculating the first time. But since then (a year ago or so), I guess I've gained endurance...

3:You need a girlfriend,that's too much wanking

I doubt getting a problem will solve my problems if not increase them. That is, unless I have sex with her, which probably isn't going to happen.



Plus, masturbating for that long can actually lead to prolonged tissue or skin damage, you're not doing your body any favours.

Doubtful. I've masturbated multiple times for a year now, averaging at twice a day right now (though it's really once a day, and 6 times in a row saturday night) and I haven't had any such damage.
Whoever told you that was messing with you.

The only thing that I've noticed happens with so much masturbation is that the novelty wears off for a bit, but the next time it's just as good, provided that there's enough time in between. There were weeks when I'd be doing it 3 to 4 times every day for many days in a row, but after a while it started getting boring. So that's the only consequence of much masturbation.



Also, there is an odd number of topics on love/sex at the moment. I wonder why?

It's mostly me. I've discovered that these forums are mature enough to handle sexually-related questions and have taken advantage of the opportunity to have questions I've always wondered about (but couldn't ask anywhere) answered.



We're wandering a little bit further towards banned/frowned upon territory here,

I sincerely apologize to the moderators of these forums if any of my threads or posts are inappropriate. If they are, please notify me and I will cease immediately.

but how far apart is each of these ejaculations? Roughly, obvbiously, don't fucking time yourself

Um, once I ejaculate and clean up, I just go right back at it. How far apart are the ejaculations? Well, it increases. First one is 5 minutes, second one is 10 minutes, third one 20/30, and so on...

LMFAO time myself!



Thanks for your replies everyone.

I'd think that after the fifth time you would start ejaculating blood or sunshine or something like that.

Nope, no such thing, and I've done it 6 times in a row once. It's just that you ejaculate very low amounts of semen.

Edit:

I bet there is a hell of alot of girls reading this and sayin
"no way am i going to sleep with a man, Im going lesbian"

I kinda thought that was the point of the thread...

still, if a topic is called "multiple ejaculations", what do you expect?

It would be either :gundge: or :fluffle: .

Man these forums are awesome! I can ask all sorts of questions I've always been curious about, but inappropriate for most forums. It's nice that everyone is (relatively) mature enough so that these things can be discussed.

I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?

When I masturbate, I can go 5 to 6 times in a row, and can probably go for more than an hour straight.

Now I ask you, once you ejaculate, how many of you can still keep it up and keep going?

Sounds like you need to visit a psychologist.

Um, once I ejaculate and clean up, I just go right back at it. How far apart are the ejaculations? Well, it increases. First one is 5 minutes, second one is 10 minutes, third one 20/30, and so on...

LMFAO time myself!


I see. In that case, I've done it a few times, but not many and it certainly isn't the norm.

edit: Damn you Heron, you beat me to it :p Just goes to show - great minds think alike :)

Woohoo! I have a great mind!

You seem to be the only one posting threads of a sexual nature - Go elsewhere. Plus, masturbating for that long can actually lead to prolonged tissue or skin damage, you're not doing your body any favours.


Obviously you are still new to NS General forum. I've seen threads galore centralized around the topics of sex, masturbation, etc..... I don't know what NS forum you are talking about, but General has a reputation for it's subtle sexual references to almost every thread out there.

Sounds like you need to visit a psychologist.

How so? Masturbation gives me pleasure, and if I have the time, why not pleasure myself? And if I've already ejaculated, and I can keep going, why not?

It doesn't dissolve the condom...(do not ask)

Genius.
im a nice person,i wont ask

Sounds like you need to visit a psychologist.

*spills coffee on monitor at DELGRAD's response*

Damn, I messed up another one!

Obviously you are still new to NS General forum. I've seen threads galore centralized around the topics of sex, masturbation, etc..... I don't know what NS forum you are talking about, but General has a reputation for it's subtle sexual references to almost every thread out there.

Subtle? When did that happen?

*spills coffee on monitor at the above response*

Damn, I messed up another one!

If you're going to hang out at NS General, do what I did and get a keyboard cover. It's essential.

Never knew you were into guys. Intriguingly, I am currently in Kildare.

I'm not.not to dissappoint you.
here,have a fluffle
:fluffle:

will do :)

"no way am i going to sleep with a man, Im going lesbian"


You so read my mind.....

;)

Subtle? When did that happen?


I should have placed that in quotation marks. There is nothing subtle in General.

:D

You know I never thought I'd see the day when the NS General forum would discuss the topic of multiple ejaculations... wait, what the hell am I saying? We're all just a bunch of sex-hungry perverts, I'm just surprised that it took us this long to get round to it :D :p

Subtle? When did that happen?

every thread that wasn't blatant about it

I'm not.not to dissappoint you.
here,have a fluffle
:fluffle:

I dont need your pity fluffle!

Well, maybe just one

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every spem is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
....

You know I never thought I'd see the day when the NS General forum would discuss the topic of multiple ejaculations... wait, what the hell am I saying? We're all just a bunch of sex-hungry perverts, I'm just surprised that it took us this long to get round to it :D :p

No, I can vaguely remember topics on it already......but was way back.....in like the days of Marathon.

Subtle? When did that happen?
There are people on General who can be subtle??? :eek: :eek:

(do not ask)

I'll tell ya why non petroleum. So the gas prices don't go up! bwahahahahahaha....... ok no.

There are people on General who can be subtle??? :eek: :eek:

Of course Eutrusca......why else would I be here?

:P

*neglects to mention the penis for a day thread*

*cough*

There are people on General who can be subtle??? :eek: :eek:

yes, but they count Fass as their most accomplished member

If you're going to hang out at NS General, do what I did and get a keyboard cover. It's essential.

doesn't save the monitor though.

On a completely unrelated note, I keep getting spit on mine...

There are people on General who can be subtle??? :eek: :eek:
Well, comparatively speaking.

Of course Eutrusca......why else would I be here?

:P

*neglects to mention the penis for a day thread*

*cough*
*cough:hypocrite:cough* :D

yes, but they count Fass as their most accomplished member
ROFLMFAO!!! Oh, REALLY? Hahahahaha! :D

yes, but they count Fass as their most accomplished member
Fass. Most accomplished Member. Hehehehehee.

Well, comparatively speaking.
Compared to what?? The Democratic National Committee? LOL! :D

I dont need your pity fluffle!

Well, maybe just one

lol
:fluffle:

*cough:hypocrite:cough* :D


My goodness, you should get that cough looked at.....

No, I can vaguely remember topics on it already......but was way back.....in like the days of Marathon.

Aaah Marathon! Now there was a game! If any game would be worthy of having multiple orgasms/ejaculations over, that'd be a strong contender :D

There are people on General who can be subtle???

Not many, but they're out there, lurking in the shadows like a stoner at a drinking party - you know, the one who emits the clouds of passively inhalable narcotics that no-one will claim ownership of? In fact, that could probably apply to many NS Generalities (the stoner, not the subtle)

Compared to what?? The Democratic National Committee? LOL! :D
Compared to GenMay.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every spem is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
....


That is beautiful. Bravo.

I can do it three times, but I need a little rest in between each time. And it usually takes me 15 to 30 minutes each time, a little faster if I'm looking at porn.

Oh, and I would like to say that this is a fine example of what kind of topic people find most interesting on NS General.

That is beautiful. Bravo.
Yes, Monty Python is brilliant.

How so? Masturbation gives me pleasure, and if I have the time, why not pleasure myself? And if I've already ejaculated, and I can keep going, why not?

Just fucking with you. There are no problems with mutiple masterbations a day.

Just fucking with you. There are no problems with mutiple masterbations a day.

Unless of course it wears you out for your partner :D

Just fucking with you. There are no problems with mutiple masterbations a day.

technically, there could be. it is possible to damage yourself through it, but most people, unless they become addicted, would stop at that point.

Indeed. Double post. Or is there some innuendo that I am unaware of?

Double Penetration?


Be careful whapping off that much, your cock will end up looking like a slug on a brillo pad - viz


On a completely unrelated note, I keep getting spit on mine...

"spit"...sure....

Aaah Marathon! Now there was a game! If any game would be worthy of having multiple orgasms/ejaculations over, that'd be a strong contender :D


The old NS days were the best.....even better....the old NS days on the old NS forum. Although, they had their problems, they were the best. Kind of like movies, you cannot beat the original.

you cannot beat the original.

unless you have a really, really big stick.

Now I'm just sad. My boyfriend is lucky if he last two seconds before he pops... and then it's just gone. He's lucky I love him. :(

The old NS days were the best.....even better....the old NS days on the old NS forum. Although, they had their problems, they were the best. Kind of like movies, you cannot beat the original.

Ah thats a shame - makes me wish I'd come here earlier really. Oh for a time machine - but if I had one of those I'd go back to year nine and do it all again - that year was freakin' aweesome. Feel free to ask if you want, but don't feel you have to :)

Now I'm just sad. My boyfriend is lucky if he last two seconds before he pops... and then it's just gone. He's lucky I love him. :(

I can't decide if you or he is worse off

[/sarcasm

Now I'm just sad. My boyfriend is lucky if he last two seconds before he pops... and then it's just gone. He's lucky I love him. :(

I last about 30 seconds the first time too. Difference is, I can keep going...

Ah thats a shame - makes me wish I'd come here earlier really. Oh for a time machine - but if I had one of those I'd go back to year nine and do it all again - that year was freakin' aweesome. Feel free to ask if you want, but don't feel you have to :)


If it involved a rubber chicken, a tub of Vaseline, rubber gloves, and a turkey baster, I'll pass and use my imagination.

I'd be careful wanking off that much might turn you into a serial killer or a sexual predator like a child molestor or rapist.








<Joking> :)

If it involved a rubber chicken, a tub of Vaseline, rubber gloves, and a turkey baster, I'll pass and use my imagination.

Hehe - not quite (it was a goose baster and the gloves were thinsulate, but that's another story ;)) but the actual story is just that it was a fantastic school year - almost no work needed because the year 9 SATS are a piece of pistachio cake, 3 weeks in New Zealand, one of which was during school time, one week in Spain which was during school time, one week on the school sailing trip (guess what time it was during :D) and a week skiing in Austria (the only one which wasn't during school time - still fantastic fun though) plus the SATS themselves involved quite a bit of time off normal lessons... I'd go on but I'd probably start to bore you...

*looks over at Fuhrer's corpse, seems like she hung herself in desperation* <--- Anyone seen Airplane?



Edited to appropriate gender :)

I'd be careful wanking off that much might turn you into a serial killer or a sexual predator like a child molestor or rapist.
Give him a break, he's already going blind.

Now I'm just sad. My boyfriend is lucky if he last two seconds before he pops... and then it's just gone. He's lucky I love him. :(
Tell him to practice Kegels. That will improve his control, and thus his ... durability. :)

I remember the first time I came...

It was on thanksgiving afternoon...:D

I remember the first time I came...

It was on thanksgiving afternoon...:D
Was it to the rubber Snoopy on the tv? Say it wasn't into the turkey...

I'm curious, how many of you guys can ejaculate more than once in a row?

When I masturbate, I can go 5 to 6 times in a row, and can probably go for more than an hour straight.

Now I ask you, once you ejaculate, how many of you can still keep it up and keep going?
well i can't keep going like one after another... i need to recharge in between for a couple of mins, but i can stay 'excited' (read: a happy chappy) then no probs... so i dunno how many times. i once kept going for almost 4 hours though, but that was excessive (:p) (and i was sooooooo bored living on my own for a bloody fortnight)

Only right to say that i don't stop until the lady's through.

*looks over at Fuhrer's corpse, seems like he hung himself in desperation* <--- Anyone seen Airplane?

DFD is a woman, not a guy.

Only right to say that i don't stop until the lady's through.Spoken like a true gentleman.

DFD is a woman, not a guy.

Is she? Whoops *blushes* Sorry DFD, my sincerest apologies. Yet again I put my foot in it with spectacular form.

Although, to be fair, the person that 'hangs' themselves in desperation in Airplane is in fact a woman, so... I dunno, go figure :D

Double penetration....You'd better bring some "non-petroleum based personal lubricant"...I wonder if some girls like DP?

Cos the ones I asked said they rather not try...but where amused by the fact I would ask them

Only right to say that i don't stop until the lady's through.

[applause]

It's not quantity, its quality that matters. :)