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What is your reason not to commit suicide?

Life's nice.

the colts are 9-0

I haven't seen everything yet.

life is good

My porn collection is far too great to throw away and not take with me to wherever it is I go after death.

I have no reason not to commit suicide.

I haven't got to see the look on every person on the planets face when I say "Yeah, I voted for Bush, what are YOU gonna do about it?"

The voices tell me now isn't the time.

I've never understood the whole sucide thing anyway. There are very, very few situations where you are totally screwed, and if thats the case you might as well rob a bank and spend the proceeds on hookers anyway.

I have no reason to commit suicide....come to think of it I have no reason ahhhh neutrality:eek:

id like to try to do more to make other peoples lives better.

i wouldnt want to leave my girlfriend.

i havent been to all the places/done everything i want to yet.

if i did, something beyond my wildest dreams would be bound to happen straight away afterwards.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
Too lazy.

I haven't had sex with Angelina Jolie yet.

I like myself and my life, I respect others and care about what they would think and feel.

The overwhelming abundance of breasts.

Because I'd probably fail.

I have unfinished business, don't want to hurt the people who care about me, and my life isn't bad.

cos i havent changed nothing yet!

Who wants to die knowing you havent changed anything, left no footprints, or made the world a better (or worse place) cant think of nothing worse.

i'm too scared to slit my wrists or hang myself and can't get my hands on a gun yet:(

Because getting whammed and making an arse of oneself is far to much fun.

I'll just wait until the cubs win another world series. I heard the worlds supposed to end or something like that.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
Why should I have to go to hell when I can just make other people's lives hell?

I haven't had enough sex yet.

I haven't had sex with Angelina Jolie yet.

Seconded. Though I must up the ante to a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt now.

My reason not to commit suicide: You never know what's going to happen the next day, the things you'll miss. If I had commited suicide I would have never had the chance to experience life with my wonderful son who seems to make everything worth living for.

My family would be left completely unable to function if I were gone.

One of my kids is very intelligent, I think she might be the one to fix all the crap that is wrong in America, I wouldn't be a good American if I left her to fend for herself (even though she could)

Everyone dies. Why rush death and risk missing out on something good in life?

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
Because every day, the very first item on my to-do list is "Don't kill self." :p

What is your reason not to commit suicide?

You know... why shouldn't I do it? Well, farewell all! I'm off to the closet to get the gun and do what must be done!

I've built up an immunity to sleeping pills, and everything else is too painful.

I prefer to go down under the zombie/cultist hordes.

I just don't have a reason *to* committ it.

Black metal, good bourbon, oral sex, absinthe, great books I havent read yet, love of a woman, and good ol' fashioned American orneriness.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
not upseting my parents by dying, and a girl called Amy :fluffle:


edit: i have tried, for the record.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
I love living. DUH! ( shrug )

I have to win back my love. I have to fight for what I believe. It isn't time to let go... Not yet. I am strong inside, and I will not let this raging torment take me... Suicide is not an option - For I still have the will to fight inside of me. This strength I hold makes me an elite, and with this power, I am sure I will overcome all of my weaknesses...



Erm... Yeah. Something like that.

A promise to someone who's very dear and would be upset...

not upseting my parents by dying, and a girl called Amy :fluffle:
I have to say, arranging the meeting for April was one of her smarter ideas. It would keep you alive and posting just long enough to maybe realize that it's worth it...

edit: i have tried, for the record.
Me too. The only thing preventing me is my lack of ownership of a gun, knife, high window, sleeping pills, or anything else that can affect me enough. There's no chance of my falling to disease because I haven't gotten sick for the past six years, and much like Czardas I'm kind of scared of death. However, unlike him I'm learning to actually enjoy myself sometimes, primarily when I'm alone and have my music to keep me company (I play six instruments)....

Oh, and the fact that if I died I wouldn't be able to finish crushing Ankhmet to a pulp in that RP. :p

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
Videogames, sex, food, sleep, porn. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm trying to bring the world down with me, so I'll wait for that.

Ran out of Kool-Aid.

I wouldn't be able to go through with it.

chocolate?

somebody has to rule the world, and i dont trust any of you megalomaniacs to do it;)

What is your reason not to commit suicide?

'cos I'm hard :headbang:

I have to say, arranging the meeting for April was one of her smarter ideas. It would keep you alive and posting just long enough to maybe realize that it's worth it...
:eek: how would you know that?? you're a puppet... unless you're a puppet of her :confused:
no no no no that doesn't make sense at all *scatches head*
and it looks like you posted this before i said about april in that long-distance relationships thread... so how would you know...

There's no chance of my falling to disease because I haven't gotten sick for the past six years,
ok it would seem you're not her
(I play six instruments)....

and now i'm just confused again...

damnit i'm so not cut out to be a detective!! :p


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:eek: how would you know that?? you're a puppet... unless you're a puppet of her :confused:
no no no no that doesn't make sense at all *scatches head*
and it looks like you posted this before i said about april in that long-distance relationships thread... so how would you know...
Heh. I haven't been all too inactive lately as it might seem. I saw in another thread that you were going to meet her in April (forgot which one); that was as another nation.

and now i'm just confused again...

damnit i'm so not cut out to be a detective!! :p
Heh. Perhaps I am. I've been back for a while and I knew about you and ... her since, probably before you knew yourself(ves)... I can just tell about these kinds of things.

I love cultivating an aura of mystery. :p

spite

not upseting my parents by dying, and a girl called Amy :fluffle:

*deep breath in* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW;)
edit: i have tried, for the record.

well, we're glad you're still around:fluffle:

my reason? The spaceship doesn't make its next pass for another few years.

somebody has to rule the world, and i dont trust any of you megalomaniacs to do it;)
How about me? I'm firm, true, but also fair. That's what they could call me: "good old Firm but Fair Forrest!" :D

the colts are 9-0
10-0 now.

*deep breath in* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW;)
(You probably know her as Glitziness.)



my reason? The spaceship doesn't make its next pass for another few years.
Heh! That's what you think. With me piloting it could be anytime! :p

Black metal, good bourbon, oral sex, absinthe, great books I havent read yet, love of a woman, and good ol' fashioned American orneriness.

Basically the same for me. Oh, and places I haven't been yet.

My death has to mean something. Plus, I've always known that I would die young anyways, so it wouldn't make sense.

Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?

See the "breasts vs. butts" link. What more do you need???;)

What is your reason not to commit suicide?

Rush's seminal album, Moving Pictures.

I don't know why. Life is just a habit to me, I guess.

Ran out of Kool-Aid.
That's a reason to commit suicide. At least, if you ask PVT James Evans, Jr.

As for me, I can't die unless I at least try a few things.

In order:

1. See what it's like on a martyrdom operation
2. Fight to help the South rise again
3. Wait for my cat to die because it would suck if I died before Nathan
4. Throw a piss-filled balloon at that war criminal shrine in Japan

Good music, good girlfriend, good life.


Besides, I ain't gonna die a virgin, dammit.

4. Throw a piss-filled balloon at that war criminal shrine in Japan

Ooooh duuuude... :D

Ooooh duuuude... :D
Don't teww mama! I gib you a quatah!

Rush's seminal album, Moving Pictures.


You are a god.

Well maybe not a god. Minor diety maybe?


I dunno, but Rush kicks so much ass. 'Cept I like 2112 more than Moving Pictures, with the exception of YYZ.

You are a god.

Well maybe not a god. Minor diety maybe?


I dunno, but Rush kicks so much ass. 'Cept I like 2112 more than Moving Pictures, with the exception of YYZ.

YYZ is great, but Red Barchetta is so much better.

What is your reason not to commit suicide?
Rlyeah has yet to rise above the waves, so my life's goal has yet to be acheved(sp).

Red Barchetta is technically better, but... I'm a bassist, and YYZ (along with a couple Billy Sheehan and Victor Wooten songs) is the ultimate bass song.

And you gotta love the YYZ morse code.

I can't commit suicide until I have either redeemed mankind or destroyed it. Why, you plaintively ask?
Well, assuming that the word "plaintively" doesn't mean "sarcastically" or "in a voice resembling Meryl Strep", I am determined to either ram humanity into my concept of dystopia or kill it off for being such a bitch and not doing what I say. Going to my grave while things are still the way they are isn't on my agenda at all.

I can't commit suicide until I have either redeemed mankind or destroyed it. Why, you plaintively ask?
Well, assuming that the word "plaintively" doesn't mean "sarcastically" or "in a voice resembling Meryl Strep", I am determined to either ram humanity into my concept of dystopia or kill it off for being such a bitch and not doing what I say. Going to my grave while things are still the way they are isn't on my agenda at all.

Are you back already? Thought they put you in lockdown? Damn these mental institutions are to easy now days... ;)

Are you back already? Thought they put you in lockdown? Damn these mental institutions are to easy now days... ;)
I went off in search of enlightenment, and that went less spectacularly then expected. Still more or less the same, but at least now I have a MASTER PLAN for it all, as opposed to my earlier method of trying to be noncombative and floundering a lot.

Rlyeah has yet to rise above the waves, so my life's goal has yet to be acheved(sp).
a...c...h...i...e...v...e...d

Because when monkeys throw poop at each other, it's funny.

I can't commit suicide until I have either redeemed mankind or destroyed it. Why, you plaintively ask?
Well, assuming that the word "plaintively" doesn't mean "sarcastically" or "in a voice resembling Meryl Strep", I am determined to either ram humanity into my concept of dystopia or kill it off for being such a bitch and not doing what I say. Going to my grave while things are still the way they are isn't on my agenda at all.
This is when I make a really stupid face and say, "FREAK";)

Red Barchetta is technically better, but... I'm a bassist, and YYZ (along with a couple Billy Sheehan and Victor Wooten songs) is the ultimate bass song.

And you gotta love the YYZ morse code.

Yeah, the morse code fucking rocks! :D

Too lazy. Besides, I just got cast in a musical, so I should probably stick around at least until the show closes.

Immortality...

Too lazy. Besides, I just got cast in a musical, so I should probably stick around at least until the show closes.
It'll be moediocre.

*hands over bottle of sleeping pills*

It'll be moediocre.

*hands over bottle of sleeping pills*


No, it'll kick ass. Though I could use the pills; I can't sleep.

Amphetamines, what?

It'll be moediocre.

*hands over bottle of sleeping pills*
you're such a sweetheart. lol

And I ought to be there to kill them off.

My ultimate goal is to kill as many as possible, and, upon being bitten, to commit sepukku. That way... I get to like... be cool.

That and 'cause I want more out of life than living in my parents' house.

No, it'll kick ass. Though I could use the pills; I can't sleep.
Are you Rotovia and can therefore both see into an change the future? No.

*hands over bottle of vodka to go with pills*

you're such a sweetheart. lol
I live to please...;)

Are you Rotovia and can therefore both see into an change the future? No.

*hands over bottle of vodka to go with pills*


*takes handful of pills and a swig of vodka* So, then I can tell my director that if the show bombs, it's your fault?

Amphetamines, what?

Did you know that if you take methamphetamines and a bottle of antihistamines you can have some really trippy hallucinations?

What is your reason not to commit suicide?

I made a promisse once...

Life is worth living

My nation would go extinct.

(You are posting here, so presumably your Nation still amuses you, too)

What is your reason not to commit suicide?Quite simple:
Why would you? To gain relief from pain.
What is relief? A feeling.

You need to be alive to feel.
No, I'm not back, I just thought it might be prudent to add my opinion to the matter =)

Quite simple:
Why would you? To gain relief from pain.
What is relief? A feeling.

You need to be alive to feel.
No, I'm not back, I just thought it might be prudent to add my opinion to the matter =)

The way I see it, not being alive and therefore not feeling anything any more can be infinitely preferable. But then, well, I did make a promisse...