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Okay ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites. I are have this great idea. It are this: A secret santa kind of deal. Basically you post your name and five items you want for the *Winter Gift-Exchanging Period*. I will then put all of the names in a hat and TG you the person whom you must purchase a gift for. However, I know that you don't want to spend a goddamn penny, nor do you want to give out your address to me of all people. So, instead of buying a present, you will give them a virtual present. You send me a link of a picture of the gift you want for someone and that person must guess who gave it to them, or face death by stoning. :)

In like the idea...but I can't think of five things...it'll come to me in time.

Ill post my 5 things later, but if its just gonna be neu leonstein and me itll be an easy guess...

In like the idea...but I can't think of five things...it'll come to me in time.
Remember, since it's a virtual gift it could be anything from a book to a Beijing hooker.

Winter gift echanging period? I'm a freakin agnostic and I'm offended.

But ok, here goes.
1) An F/A-22 Raptor
2) A Z06 Corvette
3) An HMMWV (red or black)
4) A kickass new stereo to replace the one that fried :(
5) A Motorcycle. (cruiser or touring, I'm not a crotch rocket fan)

1. A Lamborghini Gallardo GT-R
2. A Leopard 2 A6 EX
3. Shane Warne's Bowling Skills
4. A Mastino Napolitano
5. The largest Plasma Television on the Planet

Heres my list:

1.A Beatles Concert (all the Beatles)
2.For Feudalism to return
3.Superpowers
4.Jennifer Love Hewitt
5.Time Travel

I realise they are not realistic but hey theyre virtual gifts rite?? (plus more ingenious than a Beijing whore)

1. A Lamborghini Gallardo GT-R
We could get some serious chickage (lots of women) with our cars!

2. A Leopard 2 A6 EX
We could invade Canada! :D

3. Shane Warne's Bowling Skills
Even with magic, I'd still suck at bowling.:(
4. A Mastino NapolitanoWhat happened to the skin? Did it get caught in a taffy puller?

5. The largest Plasma Television on the Planet
*has an orgasm and passes out*

Heres my list:

1.A Beatles Concert (all the Beatles)
2.For Feudalism to return
3.Superpowers
4.Jennifer Love Hewitt
5.Time Travel

I realise they are not realistic but hey theyre virtual gifts rite?? (plus more ingenious than a Beijing whore)
Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!

Awesomeness.

1.A great big wolf.
2.Since we can't really get it...how about a mountain of cash?
3-5. I dunno, immortality would be nice. It'd be useful to since I ship out in March.

Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!
What about two Beijing whores and an iguana?

I chose Myrth

Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!
I'm sorry I must have been delirious. I should be tortured for that lapse in judgment.

What about two Beijing whores and an iguana?
Foiled again by the gerbil on the wheel in Fiddles head! *shakes fist*

Here's my wish list:

1) The Tardis, so very suave
2) A pet wolf (as in the cool Russian kind)
3) Almost immortality
4) Chiseled abs and stunning features
5) An attractive assistant/escort

Shouldn't be too hard right?

I'm sorry I must have been delirious. I should be tortured for that lapse in judgment.
I know a Beijing Whore who will do it for 50 bucks! In a rather ingenious way, I might add! ;)

Ok, here's my list:

1) A small, affordable but nice house in an area where I do not need a flak jacket to get from home to car and vice versa.
2) A hybrid car (to help conserve energy).
3) Various educational materials (mainly books) suitable for 14-18 year olds.
4) a day at a spa for me and Carterway so we can be pampered.
5) a small but elegant wedding.

1. down-the-shirt (downblouse) pictures of every woman on NS!
2. A ballistic missile
3. the planet pluto
4. the white house
5. a tornado (the weather kind, not the military plane)

Ok, here's my list:

1) A small, affordable but nice house in an area where I do not need a flak jacket to get from home to car and vice versa.
2) A hybrid car (to help conserve energy).
3) Various educational materials (mainly books) suitable for 14-18 year olds.
4) a day at a spa for me and Carterway so we can be pampered.
5) a small but elegant wedding.
Who's Carterway?

Sounds fun. Count me in.

Oh shit, I hope I don't get something communal from a radical lefty. (I don't wanna share.):D

1. down-the-shirt pictures of every woman on NS!

That would be the best Christmas present EVER!

Who's Carterway?

That would be my IRL fiance, and occasional visitor to this forum.

That would be my IRL fiance, and occasional visitor to this forum.
Oh, well best of luck to the two of you! :D (does that mean you have a non-IRL fiance? :eek: And does the real one know?)

Oh, well best of luck to the two of you! :D (does that mean you have a non-IRL fiance? :eek: And does the real one know?)

Astute as always

LOL, thanks. As for having a non-IRL fiance -- yes, I've had several, as various characters in various RPs on another site. ;) And yes, he knew, as he was RPing in the same games... and no, he was none of them! ;)

Astute as always
I'd say "sarcastis twit" as always, but I have no idea who you are.

LOL, thanks. As for having a non-IRL fiance -- yes, I've had several, as various characters in various RPs on another site. ;) And yes, he knew, as he was RPing in the same games... and no, he was none of them! ;)
I see. I've never done an RP in my life, so I'm not in the least knowledgeable of what goes on in them. I really don't have the attention span for it.

1. A sacrificial virgin.
2. A pet dragon, preferably purple.
3. A private jet.
4. A hot tub with rose petals floating on top.
5. My own private tropical island complete with a harem of attractive men and women.

1. A sacrificial virgin.
:eek:

*runs away before anyone can catch me and sacrifice me*

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All are noted. :)

1. down-the-shirt (downblouse) pictures of every woman on NS!

How about just tink,that should be easy to get?

Oh ya and my 5:
1:The secret to immortality
2:TInk
3:A bi-manual foot operated topsoil relocation and hole creation implement
4:A bottomless pit
5:Ur auld one(translation:Yo momma)

How about just tink,that should be easy to get?
Not anymore it's not. :p

Fass
A big bowl of Cheese flavored popcorn
A treasure chest of Gold
A computer that doesn't suck
Neo-K's brain in a jar

Almost everyone should have their secret santa TG,

I don't.

:(

I don't.

:(
Now you have one.

The first gifts are for FireAntz.

http://www.sahara-mili.net/images/mani/mitc002.jpg

[http://www.celestiamotherlode.net/catalog/images/screenshots/fic_starwars/Corvette__jestr.jpg

http://softhog.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc00213.jpg

http://www.pikse.li/maza/portfolio/images/1%20web%206%20jukebox.jpg

http://sturgiszone.com/picsphotos/motorcycleclothing/motorcycleclothingpics/motorcycleboots.jpg

My list (in no order whatsoever)

1 Saab 2006 9-3 Covertible
2 Cobra 427 (so my husband won't be tempted to drive my saab)
3 a weekend away with my hubby (we never did get a honeymoon)
4 a new house
5 a spa day

I see. I've never done an RP in my life, so I'm not in the least knowledgeable of what goes on in them. I really don't have the attention span for it.
I believe that they involve a lot of drugs and sex, followed by some Scrabble and a few rounds of Bridge. Or, I might be thinking of a different definition for RP.

Fass

You've already had me. No hogging, please.

South Islands' Gifts:
http://www.math.tu-berlin.de/~fbrstud/semesterrundschreiben/bilder/Fass.gif
http://www.squirrelsden.com/ezRetailer/search/images/20040209130912cheesepopcorn.jpg
http://www.funpages.com/treasure/chest_of_gold_opening_md_clr.gif
http://enterprise.watch.impress.co.jp/cda/static/image/2005/02/25/niws2.jpg
http://www.idearstudios.com/images/portfolio_gui/illustration_brainjar_large.jpg

Katganistan's Gifts:
http://www.ekofinn.fi/images/tank_03.gif
http://www.rdsinvestments.com/photos/more%20dog%20lovers/Black%20Prince%20pedal%20car%20rear%20view.jpg
http://www.wesleyan.edu/broadstreetbooks/images/text_books.jpg
http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/Cop-Beat-up-204.jpg
http://www.scotsware.com/images/Weddings/Large%20Wedding.jpg

Harbardia's Gifts:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/walrus.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/rrgar.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/underoos.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/14107.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/ftp1b.jpg

Templa's Gifts:
http://www.craigdenston.com/images/photos/puppets_foam_fur/giant_wolf.jpg
http://www.wilottery.com/scratchgames/images/422MountainsOfMoney.jpg
http://yacht.zamok.net/DV/Potter/Posters/Snape/Risunki/mk/immortality.jpg

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1.computergames
2.money
3.books
4.clothes
5.makeup

and in Australia Secret Santa is called Kris Kringle

I'm in. Here's my list.

1. The Moon.

2. Some Weapons-Grade Linoleum.

3. Season's Tickets to Maple Leafs games.

4. A cybernetic arm-claw.

5. Natalie Portman on a leash.

This is one of your better ideas.

5. Natalie Portman on a leash.

Good god man, who wouldn't want that?

1)Bird Flu
2)Can of Diddley Squat
3)Grasshopper
4)Lawnmower
5)Random piece of something that i cant really find a use for.

Ummm..

1. Happiness
2. Love
3. Equality
4. Peace
5. And on the side.. Like.. Money.. And.. Lots of material things. Yes.. Material things.. Good material things.

What's up with the slacking Santas? Seriously, get on it folks!!! What are you waiting for, Christmas?


(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)

(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)
I'll volunteer! :D

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2394/eugenev84vy.png

Now sacrifice me to your lust, darn it! :fluffle: :D

I'll volunteer! :D

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2394/eugenev84vy.png

Now sacrifice me to your lust, dammit! :fluffle: :D

I appreciate the offer, but you're missing my point. I couldn't kill you. You're my only fan. I need a sacrificial virign who will bleed away his or her life for me. Even if it is just pretend.

I appreciate the offer, but you're missing my point. I couldn't kill you. You're my only fan. I need a sacrificial virign who will bleed away his or her life for me. Even if it is just pretend.
Awww, :(

alrighty. :)

BTW, how do I look? :eek: :D lol

Awww, :(

alrighty. :)

BTW, how do I look? :eek: :D lol

Actually, like one of my best friends back in my high school years. :)

Actually, like one of my best friends back in my high school years. :)
That's cool. :) thanks! :)

Communism. Great. Everybody is equal therefore will get the same thing at Christmas = a sniper shot to the head... :sniper:

No? Is that only me....

Communism. Great. Everybody is equal therefore will get the same thing at Christmas = a sniper shot to the head... :sniper:

No? Is that only me....
Bad people get a thorough spanking by Fass.

Bad people get a thorough spanking by Fass.

What if you're in to that sort of thing; I mean, I could dress up as Santa and make some homemade porn like "Santa Claus is Coming" or something like that.

So wheres all the peoples gifts?

What's up with the slacking Santas? Seriously, get on it folks!!! What are you waiting for, Christmas?


(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)
Yes some of us want a Chiseled Rat Sculpture.

Yes some of us want a Chiseled Rat Sculpture.

http://www.thehalperts.com/HPFPICS/frat%20rat%20carnival%20sculpture.jpg

Merry Christmas.

http://www.thehalperts.com/HPFPICS/frat%20rat%20carnival%20sculpture.jpg

Merry Christmas.
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