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Secret Santa idea

Neo Kervoskia
20-11-2005, 05:15
Okay ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites. I are have this great idea. It are this: A secret santa kind of deal. Basically you post your name and five items you want for the *Winter Gift-Exchanging Period*. I will then put all of the names in a hat and TG you the person whom you must purchase a gift for. However, I know that you don't want to spend a goddamn penny, nor do you want to give out your address to me of all people. So, instead of buying a present, you will give them a virtual present. You send me a link of a picture of the gift you want for someone and that person must guess who gave it to them, or face death by stoning. :)
Neu Leonstein
20-11-2005, 05:38
In like the idea...but I can't think of five things...it'll come to me in time.
Habardia
20-11-2005, 05:46
Ill post my 5 things later, but if its just gonna be neu leonstein and me itll be an easy guess...
Neo Kervoskia
20-11-2005, 05:47
In like the idea...but I can't think of five things...it'll come to me in time.
Remember, since it's a virtual gift it could be anything from a book to a Beijing hooker.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 05:55
Winter gift echanging period? I'm a freakin agnostic and I'm offended.

But ok, here goes.
1) An F/A-22 Raptor
2) A Z06 Corvette
3) An HMMWV (red or black)
4) A kickass new stereo to replace the one that fried :(
5) A Motorcycle. (cruiser or touring, I'm not a crotch rocket fan)
Neu Leonstein
20-11-2005, 06:09
1. A Lamborghini Gallardo GT-R
2. A Leopard 2 A6 EX
3. Shane Warne's Bowling Skills
4. A Mastino Napolitano
5. The largest Plasma Television on the Planet
Habardia
20-11-2005, 06:09
Heres my list:

1.A Beatles Concert (all the Beatles)
2.For Feudalism to return
3.Superpowers
4.Jennifer Love Hewitt
5.Time Travel

I realise they are not realistic but hey theyre virtual gifts rite?? (plus more ingenious than a Beijing whore)
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 06:16
1. A Lamborghini Gallardo GT-R
We could get some serious chickage (lots of women) with our cars!

2. A Leopard 2 A6 EX
We could invade Canada! :D

3. Shane Warne's Bowling Skills
Even with magic, I'd still suck at bowling.:(
4. A Mastino NapolitanoWhat happened to the skin? Did it get caught in a taffy puller?

5. The largest Plasma Television on the Planet
*has an orgasm and passes out*
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 06:18
Heres my list:

1.A Beatles Concert (all the Beatles)
2.For Feudalism to return
3.Superpowers
4.Jennifer Love Hewitt
5.Time Travel

I realise they are not realistic but hey theyre virtual gifts rite?? (plus more ingenious than a Beijing whore)
Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!
Templa
20-11-2005, 06:24
Awesomeness.

1.A great big wolf.
2.Since we can't really get it...how about a mountain of cash?
3-5. I dunno, immortality would be nice. It'd be useful to since I ship out in March.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
20-11-2005, 06:26
Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!
What about two Beijing whores and an iguana?
The Doors Corporation
20-11-2005, 06:39
I chose Myrth
Habardia
20-11-2005, 06:49
Bite your tongue! There is NOTHING more ingenious than a Beijing whore!
I'm sorry I must have been delirious. I should be tortured for that lapse in judgment.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 06:52
What about two Beijing whores and an iguana?
Foiled again by the gerbil on the wheel in Fiddles head! *shakes fist*
Svalbardania
20-11-2005, 06:52
Here's my wish list:

1) The Tardis, so very suave
2) A pet wolf (as in the cool Russian kind)
3) Almost immortality
4) Chiseled abs and stunning features
5) An attractive assistant/escort

Shouldn't be too hard right?
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 06:53
I'm sorry I must have been delirious. I should be tortured for that lapse in judgment.
I know a Beijing Whore who will do it for 50 bucks! In a rather ingenious way, I might add! ;)
Katganistan
20-11-2005, 06:56
Ok, here's my list:

1) A small, affordable but nice house in an area where I do not need a flak jacket to get from home to car and vice versa.
2) A hybrid car (to help conserve energy).
3) Various educational materials (mainly books) suitable for 14-18 year olds.
4) a day at a spa for me and Carterway so we can be pampered.
5) a small but elegant wedding.
The Plutonian Empire
20-11-2005, 06:59
1. down-the-shirt (downblouse) pictures of every woman on NS!
2. A ballistic missile
3. the planet pluto
4. the white house
5. a tornado (the weather kind, not the military plane)
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 07:00
Ok, here's my list:

1) A small, affordable but nice house in an area where I do not need a flak jacket to get from home to car and vice versa.
2) A hybrid car (to help conserve energy).
3) Various educational materials (mainly books) suitable for 14-18 year olds.
4) a day at a spa for me and Carterway so we can be pampered.
5) a small but elegant wedding.
Who's Carterway?
Eichen
20-11-2005, 07:00
Sounds fun. Count me in.

Oh shit, I hope I don't get something communal from a radical lefty. (I don't wanna share.):D
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 07:01
1. down-the-shirt pictures of every woman on NS!

That would be the best Christmas present EVER!
Katganistan
20-11-2005, 07:06
Who's Carterway?

That would be my IRL fiance, and occasional visitor to this forum.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 07:10
That would be my IRL fiance, and occasional visitor to this forum.
Oh, well best of luck to the two of you! :D (does that mean you have a non-IRL fiance? :eek: And does the real one know?)
Svalbardania
20-11-2005, 07:15
Oh, well best of luck to the two of you! :D (does that mean you have a non-IRL fiance? :eek: And does the real one know?)

Astute as always
Katganistan
20-11-2005, 07:20
LOL, thanks. As for having a non-IRL fiance -- yes, I've had several, as various characters in various RPs on another site. ;) And yes, he knew, as he was RPing in the same games... and no, he was none of them! ;)
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 07:20
Astute as always
I'd say "sarcastis twit" as always, but I have no idea who you are.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 07:22
LOL, thanks. As for having a non-IRL fiance -- yes, I've had several, as various characters in various RPs on another site. ;) And yes, he knew, as he was RPing in the same games... and no, he was none of them! ;)
I see. I've never done an RP in my life, so I'm not in the least knowledgeable of what goes on in them. I really don't have the attention span for it.
Grainne Ni Malley
20-11-2005, 08:50
1. A sacrificial virgin.
2. A pet dragon, preferably purple.
3. A private jet.
4. A hot tub with rose petals floating on top.
5. My own private tropical island complete with a harem of attractive men and women.
The Plutonian Empire
20-11-2005, 08:55
1. A sacrificial virgin.
:eek:

*runs away before anyone can catch me and sacrifice me*
Neo Kervoskia
20-11-2005, 22:49
bump

All are noted. :)
Ifreann
20-11-2005, 22:53
1. down-the-shirt (downblouse) pictures of every woman on NS!

How about just tink,that should be easy to get?

Oh ya and my 5:
1:The secret to immortality
2:TInk
3:A bi-manual foot operated topsoil relocation and hole creation implement
4:A bottomless pit
5:Ur auld one(translation:Yo momma)
The Plutonian Empire
21-11-2005, 01:23
How about just tink,that should be easy to get?
Not anymore it's not. :p
The South Islands
21-11-2005, 01:25
Fass
A big bowl of Cheese flavored popcorn
A treasure chest of Gold
A computer that doesn't suck
Neo-K's brain in a jar
Neo Kervoskia
21-11-2005, 01:42
Almost everyone should have their secret santa TG,
The South Islands
21-11-2005, 01:44
I don't.

:(
Neo Kervoskia
21-11-2005, 01:47
I don't.

:(
Now you have one.
Neo Kervoskia
21-11-2005, 02:36
The first gifts are for FireAntz.

http://www.sahara-mili.net/images/mani/mitc002.jpg

[http://www.celestiamotherlode.net/catalog/images/screenshots/fic_starwars/Corvette__jestr.jpg

http://softhog.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc00213.jpg

http://www.pikse.li/maza/portfolio/images/1%20web%206%20jukebox.jpg

http://sturgiszone.com/picsphotos/motorcycleclothing/motorcycleclothingpics/motorcycleboots.jpg
Smunkeeville
21-11-2005, 02:59
My list (in no order whatsoever)

1 Saab 2006 9-3 Covertible
2 Cobra 427 (so my husband won't be tempted to drive my saab)
3 a weekend away with my hubby (we never did get a honeymoon)
4 a new house
5 a spa day
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-11-2005, 05:35
I see. I've never done an RP in my life, so I'm not in the least knowledgeable of what goes on in them. I really don't have the attention span for it.
I believe that they involve a lot of drugs and sex, followed by some Scrabble and a few rounds of Bridge. Or, I might be thinking of a different definition for RP.
Fass
21-11-2005, 05:47
Fass

You've already had me. No hogging, please.
Neo Kervoskia
22-11-2005, 00:50
South Islands' Gifts:
http://www.math.tu-berlin.de/~fbrstud/semesterrundschreiben/bilder/Fass.gif
http://www.squirrelsden.com/ezRetailer/search/images/20040209130912cheesepopcorn.jpg
http://www.funpages.com/treasure/chest_of_gold_opening_md_clr.gif
http://enterprise.watch.impress.co.jp/cda/static/image/2005/02/25/niws2.jpg
http://www.idearstudios.com/images/portfolio_gui/illustration_brainjar_large.jpg
Neo Kervoskia
22-11-2005, 00:51
Katganistan's Gifts:
http://www.ekofinn.fi/images/tank_03.gif
http://www.rdsinvestments.com/photos/more%20dog%20lovers/Black%20Prince%20pedal%20car%20rear%20view.jpg
http://www.wesleyan.edu/broadstreetbooks/images/text_books.jpg
http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/Cop-Beat-up-204.jpg
http://www.scotsware.com/images/Weddings/Large%20Wedding.jpg
Neo Kervoskia
22-11-2005, 00:51
Harbardia's Gifts:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/walrus.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/rrgar.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/underoos.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/14107.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/cfig0669/cfig0669album/ftp1b.jpg
Neo Kervoskia
22-11-2005, 00:52
Templa's Gifts:
http://www.craigdenston.com/images/photos/puppets_foam_fur/giant_wolf.jpg
http://www.wilottery.com/scratchgames/images/422MountainsOfMoney.jpg
http://yacht.zamok.net/DV/Potter/Posters/Snape/Risunki/mk/immortality.jpg
Neo Kervoskia
23-11-2005, 00:42
bump
Avarhierrim
23-11-2005, 06:28
1.computergames
2.money
3.books
4.clothes
5.makeup

and in Australia Secret Santa is called Kris Kringle
Megaloria
23-11-2005, 06:33
I'm in. Here's my list.

1. The Moon.

2. Some Weapons-Grade Linoleum.

3. Season's Tickets to Maple Leafs games.

4. A cybernetic arm-claw.

5. Natalie Portman on a leash.
Harlesburg
23-11-2005, 06:55
This is one of your better ideas.
Svalbardania
23-11-2005, 06:56
5. Natalie Portman on a leash.

Good god man, who wouldn't want that?
Harlesburg
24-11-2005, 12:23
1)Bird Flu
2)Can of Diddley Squat
3)Grasshopper
4)Lawnmower
5)Random piece of something that i cant really find a use for.
Peisandros
24-11-2005, 12:26
Ummm..

1. Happiness
2. Love
3. Equality
4. Peace
5. And on the side.. Like.. Money.. And.. Lots of material things. Yes.. Material things.. Good material things.
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 13:14
What's up with the slacking Santas? Seriously, get on it folks!!! What are you waiting for, Christmas?


(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 13:21
(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)
I'll volunteer! :D

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2394/eugenev84vy.png

Now sacrifice me to your lust, darn it! :fluffle: :D
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 13:26
I'll volunteer! :D

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2394/eugenev84vy.png

Now sacrifice me to your lust, dammit! :fluffle: :D

I appreciate the offer, but you're missing my point. I couldn't kill you. You're my only fan. I need a sacrificial virign who will bleed away his or her life for me. Even if it is just pretend.
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 13:30
I appreciate the offer, but you're missing my point. I couldn't kill you. You're my only fan. I need a sacrificial virign who will bleed away his or her life for me. Even if it is just pretend.
Awww, :(

alrighty. :)

BTW, how do I look? :eek: :D lol
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 13:34
Awww, :(

alrighty. :)

BTW, how do I look? :eek: :D lol

Actually, like one of my best friends back in my high school years. :)
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 13:36
Actually, like one of my best friends back in my high school years. :)
That's cool. :) thanks! :)
Madchickens
24-11-2005, 13:40
Communism. Great. Everybody is equal therefore will get the same thing at Christmas = a sniper shot to the head... :sniper:

No? Is that only me....
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 17:22
Communism. Great. Everybody is equal therefore will get the same thing at Christmas = a sniper shot to the head... :sniper:

No? Is that only me....
Bad people get a thorough spanking by Fass.
Vetalia
24-11-2005, 17:23
Bad people get a thorough spanking by Fass.

What if you're in to that sort of thing; I mean, I could dress up as Santa and make some homemade porn like "Santa Claus is Coming" or something like that.
Svalbardania
25-11-2005, 07:17
So wheres all the peoples gifts?
Harlesburg
25-11-2005, 11:49
What's up with the slacking Santas? Seriously, get on it folks!!! What are you waiting for, Christmas?


(I'm sorry, I just really want a picture of my Sacrificial Virgin.)
Yes some of us want a Chiseled Rat Sculpture.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-11-2005, 11:54
Yes some of us want a Chiseled Rat Sculpture.

http://www.thehalperts.com/HPFPICS/frat%20rat%20carnival%20sculpture.jpg

Merry Christmas.
Harlesburg
25-11-2005, 12:22
http://www.thehalperts.com/HPFPICS/frat%20rat%20carnival%20sculpture.jpg

Merry Christmas.
Big picture.......