NationStates Jolt Archive


Ultimate role model

Misunderestimates
20-11-2005, 03:56
Title is pretty self-explanitory.

Who is the ultimate role-model on earth??

I myself am leaning towards jack nicholson, but im assuming there are better people out there.
Bolol
20-11-2005, 04:19
Anyone who preaches peace...
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 04:27
Herbbie Hoover......laissez faire baby!

;)
Lazy Otakus
20-11-2005, 04:31
Clint Eastwood in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". :cool:
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 04:39
Herbbie Hoover......laissez faire baby!

;)
ROFLMAO! Herbert Hoover is a role model??? OMFG!!! :D
The South Islands
20-11-2005, 04:40
Micheal Moore.
Secluded Islands
20-11-2005, 04:41
eminem
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 04:42
ROFLMAO! Herbert Hoover is a role model??? OMFG!!! :D


Yes, he is my role model. I love Herbet Hoover. How many other men could pull of the Depression? Also, how many other men have vaccums named after them?

Yeah bitch....that's what I thought. ;)
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 04:42
Peter Lorre.
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 04:44
Yes, he is my role model. I love Herbet Hoover. How many other men could pull of the Depression? Also, how many other men have vaccums named after them?

Yeah bitch....that's what I thought. ;)
Stop calling me biatch!

I would say something about that "vacume" thing, but modesty forbids! :D
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 04:47
hmmm probably mussolini... kidding, i do not support facism.
mine would be marie curie, rosalind franklin, or amelia earhardt
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 04:48
hmmm probably mussolini... kidding, i do not support facism.
mine would be marie curie, rosalind franklin, or amelia earhardt

We're talking role models here.. women don't count.. :rolleyes:
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 04:50
We're talking role models here.. women don't count.. :rolleyes:


How about chicks with ten foot cocks? Because I'd be everyone's ULTIMATE role model then.

*startes singing Steven Lynch's Hermaphodite*
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 04:51
i beleive they do count, you can thank rosalind franklin for providing the data to prove the structure of DNA. I think thats good enough cause to be a role model.
Neo Mishakal
20-11-2005, 04:51
Catherine the Great, both beautiful and a psychotic despot... the perfect combination.
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 04:51
How about chicks with ten foot cocks? Because I'd be everyone's ULTIMATE role model then.

*startes singing Steven Lynch's Hermaphodite*
[ buries face in hands, weeping softly ]

Woman, u ain't right! :p
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 04:54
[ buries face in hands, weeping softly ]

Woman, u ain't right! :p

Of course not, is anyone? Just keeping it relatively insane. My goodness, since when was sanity present on the NS forums.....ever?
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 04:55
Of course not, is anyone? Just keeping it relatively insane. My goodness, since when was sanity present on the NS forums.....ever?
[ considers ] Well, you got me there! :D
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 04:55
i beleive they do count, you can thank rosalind franklin for providing the data to prove the structure of DNA. I think thats good enough cause to be a role model.

Bah. Women don't have the mental capacity for that level of reason.. clearly she was being coached by her male superiors, and was given credit for the newspapers.. sometimes you gotta make your own PR. :p
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 04:57
Bah. Women don't have the mental capacity for that level of reason.. clearly she was being coached by her male superiors, and was given credit for the newspapers.. sometimes you gotta make your own PR. :p

Random fact: Women do not need men. Genetics have just proven you can combine two female eggs to produce offspring. Sorry guys, we just keep you around for boy toys anymore.

;)
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 04:58
I suppose thats why two men, watson and crick, stole her x-ray crystallography data and used it to rework their own model of DNA after their first model based on no data but their own ideas fell short.
Zweites
20-11-2005, 04:58
Catherine the Great, and ten foot cocks in the same thread. Methinks it's about time someone mentioned the myth about Cathy and the horse.... :D
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 04:59
Random fact: Women do not need men. Genetics have just proven you can combine two female eggs to produce offspring. Sorry guys, we just keep you around for boy toys anymore.

;)
[ jumps up and down, frantically waving his hands! ] Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me! I've always wanted to be some woman's "plaything!" :D
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:00
Random fact: Women do not need men. Genetics have just proven you can combine two female eggs to produce offspring. Sorry guys, we just keep you around for boy toys anymore.

;)

Men invented the stove, giving life and purpose to women.. If we take it away and sit on our hands, rather than re-inventing it, society will collapse. It's science. We also invented fire.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:00
Catherine the Great, and ten foot cocks in the same thread. Methinks it's about time someone mentioned the myth about Cathy and the horse.... :D


Methinks I can use my imagination on my own.

*performs self lobotomy*
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:00
Catherine the Great, and ten foot cocks in the same thread. Methinks it's about time someone mentioned the myth about Cathy and the horse.... :D
ROFLMAO! Uh huh! And get deleated too! :p
Light sphere
20-11-2005, 05:01
any one who truely keeps an open mind and a clean heart to me is the greatest role-model, or any one who tries to do good and succeds at it.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:01
Men invented the stove, giving life and purpose to women.. If we take it away and sit on our hands, rather than re-inventing it, society will collapse. It's science. We also invented fire.

Men only invented fire because they were kicked out of their caves..... *rolls eyes*

Kids these days....E....save me!
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:02
any one who truely keeps an open mind and a clean heart to me is the greatest role-model, or any one who tries to do good and succeds at it.

That's the corniest thing I've ever heard. Ew.
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:02
Bah. Women don't have the mental capacity for that level of reason.. clearly she was being coached by her male superiors, and was given credit for the newspapers.. sometimes you gotta make your own PR. :p
Then let's throw in Amelia Earhart as a potential role model. She was clearly promoted as heroic without having any real ability of her own.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:03
any one who truely keeps an open mind and a clean heart to me is the greatest role-model, or any one who tries to do good and succeds at it.


Amen to that! (with no intention of offending anyone's religion or lack of)
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:03
That's the corniest thing I've ever heard. Ew.
You're far too cynical for my taste. Get out. :p
Light sphere
20-11-2005, 05:03
That's the corniest thing I've ever heard. Ew.
hey i could just say some one like marting luther king jr. but i decided to keep a good range of people
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:04
Then let's throw in Amelia Earhart as a potential role model. She was clearly promoted as heroic without having any real ability of her own.

Exactly.. what was her navigator's name? Fred something? I mean, what else is left to do in the plane if some guy's already set your course and elevation? She basically just had to sit there..
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 05:04
She could fly a plane and had the balls to do it. That takes courage, skill, and efficiency, admirable personality traits.
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:05
any one who truely keeps an open mind and a clean heart to me is the greatest role-model, or any one who tries to do good and succeds at it.
High ideals. And good ones too! :)
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:05
Amen to that! (with no intention of offending anyone's religion or lack of)
Is it possible to be any more PC than to put a disclaimer on a common expression?
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:06
hey i could just say some one like marting luther king jr. but i decided to keep a good range of people
William Jefferson Clinton falls within your guidelines??? :eek:
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:07
Is it possible to be any more PC than to put a disclaimer on a common expression?

You're on NS General.....you need to put a disclaimer on announcing your sex.
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:07
Exactly.. what was her navigator's name? Fred something? I mean, what else is left to do in the plane if some guy's already set your course and elevation? She basically just had to sit there..
That's what I always said about the sticks that I flew with. Put an M&M on the gun-sight as a treat for plugging the tanker. Put another one up there for staying on course...
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:07
She could fly a plane and had the balls to do it. That takes courage, skill, and efficiency, admirable personality traits.

Meh. I know lots of people that can fly planes.. hell, my uncle once flew a helicopter almost a hundred yards with the rotors bolted on upside-down.. coulda gone further if those trees hadn't have been there..
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:07
Is it possible to be any more PC than to put a disclaimer on a common expression?
[ smacks Myrmidonisia upside da head ] Behave! :p
Light sphere
20-11-2005, 05:08
William Jefferson Clinton falls within your guidelines??? :eek:
i know he had the affair and all but hes been doing good things lately
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 05:08
You're on NS General.....you need to put a disclaimer on announcing your sex.
I myself seem to have a vagina, though on occaision I grow balls when the mood strikes me, or when I feel like wasting sperm.
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:08
She could fly a plane and had the balls to do it. That takes courage, skill, and efficiency, admirable personality traits.
It takes the ability to develop muscle memory. That's something we all have.
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:09
That's what I always said about the sticks that I flew with. Put an M&M on the gun-sight as a treat for plugging the tanker. Put another one up there for staying on course...

Although my sixth-sense says that I agree with what you're saying, an English translation would be helpful.. :p
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:09
[ smacks Myrmidonisia upside da head ] Behave! :p
Arrrrh!! Aye, Captain!
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:10
I myself seem to have a vagina, though on occaision I grow balls when the mood strikes me, or when I feel like wasting sperm.


*is jealous*

I so want a penis for day!
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 05:11
*is jealous*

I so want a penis for day!

genetically engineer one with me!
Myrmidonisia
20-11-2005, 05:12
Although my sixth-sense says that I agree with what you're saying, an English translation would be helpful.. :p
That's what jargon does to a language
stick = pilot
plug = get the refueling probe in the basket without breaking anything
basket = a stabilizing drogue around a refueling hose
gun-sight = a backup device for aiming bombs in aircraft without guns
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:12
Hmmm....genetics is not my field. Put me in a hospital though and I might be able to provide information then.

;)
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 05:13
Hmmm....genetics is not my field. Put me in a hospital though and I might be able to provide information then.

;)

for a small fee i can ge one for you, or you could just buy a strap on. I think a ge-ed one is cooler however.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:15
Why do that when I can just borrow E's?

:P

Oh E.....here boy....come on.....here boy! Come and get it!
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:16
Why do that when I can just borrow E's?

:P

Oh E.....here boy....come on.....here boy! Come and get it!
**POUNCE!**
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 05:18
That's why we love our lovely E! But I best be heading back to the NS forum....I've got an RP long since awaiting my return to the forums. I think they were getting too antsy while I couldn't access my account.

Farewell for now. I shall be back, to all of your misfortunes.
Zweites
20-11-2005, 05:19
While everyone is discussing gender swapping, I am reminded of a funny story I recently received via e-mail.

One of my co-workers (who is originally from Arkansas, just FYI) told me one day that he knew for a fact that sex feels better for women than it does for men. I asked, "How do you figure that?" His reply was (and I am not making this up!), "Because when you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger."
Ferdinand Foch
20-11-2005, 05:19
im out.
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:21
While everyone is discussing gender swapping, I am reminded of a funny story I recently received via e-mail.
ROFLMFAO!!! :D
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:22
Alright, I change my mind... Ernest Borgnine is the ultimate role model. Especially when he smashes hobos with a sledge hammer when they try to ride his train..
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 05:27
"Ultimate Role Model," eh? Hmm. I would prolly have to say General R. E. Lee. He was a true gentleman, an excellent soldier and strategist, and wasn't afraid to admit that he was incorrect about slavery. In my book, that's worthy of admiration and emulation.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 05:47
Micheal Moore. Eminem
If you guys are serious, the world is gonna be screwed in 10-15 years.:rolleyes:
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 05:48
Random fact: Women do not need men. Genetics have just proven you can combine two female eggs to produce offspring. Sorry guys, we just keep you around for boy toys anymore.

;)
Really? Holy crap! :eek: Do you have a link to anything? That sounds crazy!
Colodia
20-11-2005, 05:52
Throughout history, hasn't it proven to be Jesus? People seem to try their "best" to "act" like him.


I just love quotation marks.
Pepe Dominguez
20-11-2005, 05:56
Throughout history, hasn't it proven to be Jesus? People seem to try their "best" to "act" like him.


I just love quotation marks.

Yeah, but Jesus was sinless, born of the Theotokos.. since there's really no way to be so close to perfection, we have to follow the closest earthly model, i.e. Ernest Borgnine.
FireAntz
20-11-2005, 05:57
Throughout history, hasn't it proven to be Jesus? People seem to try their "best" to "act" like him.


I just love quotation marks.
I watched a "History Channel" special on "Jesus" yesterday, and it seems he "may" have actually resorted to violence at certain times in his "life"


(quotation marks are just for you!)
Neu Leonstein
20-11-2005, 05:58
Bismarck is always good - I suggest you read his memoirs.
As a normal product of our public school system I graduated in 1832...
So much Sarcasm...

A few more Quotes (http://www.military-quotes.com/otto-von-bismarck.htm)
And even more (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Otto_von_Bismarck/)
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2005, 06:26
You know, Eutrusca, I think the ultimate role model is anyone who selflessly risks everything in their life for another person in need. The best example of these ultimate role models are the unsong heroes of our nation and any nation for that matter.....soldiers.

So many of people can sit behind their computers and bash the soldiers of America, France, Germany, Iraq.....but all soldiers have something in common, unconditional love. Any race, creed, or sex follows the same thinking in times of war, protect your "brothers" for they are all you have on the battlefield.

Personally speaking, I would not have the courage to pull the trigger on someone....not after what I saw. It takes a lot to kill someone, especially if it is an innocent life that has simply been manipulated in times of war.
Secluded Islands
20-11-2005, 06:46
If you guys are serious, the world is gonna be screwed in 10-15 years.:rolleyes:


you know why i said eminem? because he doesnt care what people think of him.
Misunderestimates
20-11-2005, 20:10
Weellll it seems this thread got a ton more replies than i thought it would, turning into a penis debate at one point i think...

but the fact remains

Jack Nicholson is awesome:rolleyes:
Misunderestimates
20-11-2005, 20:14
you know why i said eminem? because he doesnt care what people think of him.
Exactly. So when he statrs punching babies, hes not gonna care when people call him a dirty baby-puncher, hes jkust gonna keep doin his thing.
Safalra
20-11-2005, 20:17
Also, how many other men have vaccums named after them?
James Dyson
Verozan
20-11-2005, 20:17
Noodles.
Eutrusca
20-11-2005, 21:50
You know, Eutrusca, I think the ultimate role model is anyone who selflessly risks everything in their life for another person in need. The best example of these ultimate role models are the unsung heroes of our nation and any nation for that matter.....soldiers.

Personally speaking, I would not have the courage to pull the trigger on someone....not after what I saw. It takes a lot to kill someone, especially if it is an innocent life that has simply been manipulated in times of war.
It's all over the map, IMHO. People enter the service for all kinds of reasons. There's a serious core of idealists who join, yes, but there are probably just as many who join for the benifits, or as a way to escape their current lives, or a way to "find themselves," or whatever.

Personally speaking, pulling the trigger on someone either comes automatically or comes because you force yourself to do it. My first time came virtually automatically because of my training. The soul-searching came later.