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A Thai zoo is planning to open a buffet where you can eat the animals on exhibit. http://news.yahoo.com/s/cpress/20051117/ca_pr_on_od/oddity_safari_menu

sweet! now thats what i call a zoo :)

sweet! now thats what i call a zoo :)
That's what I call a Buffet! Pass the white rhino meatloaf.

A Thai zoo is planning to open a buffet where you can eat the animals on exhibit. http://news.yahoo.com/s/cpress/20051117/ca_pr_on_od/oddity_safari_menu

If I haven't said it enough: Asians ROCK!

That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life.

Will this be like when you go in a restaurant and choose which lobster you want?

Hehe... Thailand rules. I heard they also had Orangutan boxing in a zoo before.

I heard they also had Orangutan boxing in a zoo before.

:eek:

Man ... I have GOT to go to Thailand!

Hehe... Thailand rules. I heard they also had Orangutan boxing in a zoo before.
Holy shit! I'd love to see that! Orangutans are my favorite ape and boxing is one of my favorite sports. It's like a reese's peanut butter cup of fun.

Holy shit! I'd love to see that! Orangutans are my favorite ape and boxing is one of my favorite sports. It's like a reese's peanut butter cup of fun.

lol :D

Orangutans are my favorite ape and boxing is one of my favorite sports. It's like a reese's peanut butter cup of fun.

Sig worthy!

I wish our zoos were more like that.

I'll start with some Polar Bear Bites for an appetizer, then I'll go on to some Dolphin Steak with a side order of Fried Python and some Crocodile Blood for a drink. To wrap it up, I'll have some Chilled Chimpanzee Eyes for a desert.

Thanks? Do you take VISA?

Now the predator has become the prey.....i wonder what lion tastes like...-.^

Now the predator has become the prey.....i wonder what lion tastes like...-.^

i bet it tastes like chicken :)

i bet it tastes like chicken :)

Dammit! Everything tastes like chicken! Why can't everything taste like...cookie dough ice cream?! With the little jimmies on top?!

Dammit! Everything tastes like chicken! Why can't everything taste like...cookie dough ice cream?! With the little jimmies on top?!
Because then fried chicken would be a pretty crappy meal.

Dammit! Everything tastes like chicken! Why can't everything taste like...cookie dough ice cream?! With the little jimmies on top?!

sounds like a good recipe right there. piece of lion meat topped with some cookie dough ice cream. mmmm

Sig worthy!

Definitely sig worthy

wow I learn something surprising and new and most likely humorous about asians every day, how I love them so. Especially the clips on the colbert report with the japanese game show where people have meat strapped to their heads, which are poked up through holes like in whack-a-mole, and a giant lizard (komodo dragon??) trying to decide which one of them to take a chunk out of first.

sounds like a good recipe right there. piece of lion meat topped with some cookie dough ice cream. mmmm

don't forget rolled in batter and then deep fried. ...and then perhaps left to cool so that the grease on it congeals into a delightful jelly which can then be sprinkled with powdered sugar and garnished with cubes of porpoise meat. mmm mmm good

This thread is making me hungry...i think i'll have some fruit loops, it just seems appropriate.

Because then fried chicken would be a pretty crappy meal.

I like fried ice cream!

I wonder if you can eat any of the animals on display... or if the selection is limited, I.E. no poison dart frogs.

don't forget rolled in batter and then deep fried. ...and then perhaps left to cool so that the grease on it congeals into a delightful jelly which can then be sprinkled with powdered sugar and garnished with cubes of porpoise meat. mmm mmm good

and bacon bits. *licks lips*

and bacon bits. *licks lips*

speaking of porpoises, that picture that's linked in your sig isn't a shark :P but still altogether very cool.

oh bacon bits! how my painfully clogged and struggling heart aches for thee

speaking of porpoises, that picture that's linked in your sig isn't a shark :P but still altogether very cool.

oh bacon bits! how my painfully clogged and struggling heart aches for thee

yes its a dolphin, but shhhh..... :)

For more information of the delights on offer in Thai zoos (With a priceless picture :D):

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5600669/?GT1=4529

For more information of the delights on offer in Thai zoos (With a priceless picture :D):

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5600669/?GT1=4529

thats great :p

For more information of the delights on offer in Thai zoos (With a priceless picture :D):

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5600669/?GT1=4529


HA oh wow, that paragraph ends ominously. "Meanwhile, some of the highly endangered animals have mysteriously started to disappear."

And tonight at ten, Disappearing Space Apes? or a Delightful New Pastry Filling?

I like fried ice cream!

I wonder if you can eat any of the animals on display... or if the selection is limited, I.E. no poison dart frogs.

Oh I bet there's a market for that as an appetizer, just like those fools who eat puffer fish for the buzz. These are just much more colorful (think of them as croaking mints!) and you have the fun experience of falling face first into your entree and having during-dinner entertainment of watching your life flash before your eyes

maybe they have melted into the jungle to find a secluded temple, where an apely old kungfu master can train them to become kickbox fighting machines.

maybe they have melted into the jungle to find a secluded temple, where an apely old kungfu master can train them to become kickbox fighting machines.

HA, it's so obvious, why didn't I think of that. >.> or even better, apes trained in the art of the Jedi Master. ...gah it's sad, I dont' even sound like a crazy-stuck-in-the-past nerd anymore when I bring up star wars. I am just constantly reminded that my childhood fantasy was shattered and three crap movies have become very popular. I wish the apes would destroy them.


Seriously though, I suppose I can stop spamming and write a decent post here about how I think, even though I love animals, that PETA is run by a bunch of hypocrites. The founders should all be forced to visit and participate at this Thai zoo, mwahaha

apes trained in the art of the Jedi Master. ...gah it's sad, I dont' even sound like a crazy-stuck-in-the-past nerd anymore when I bring up star wars. I am just constantly reminded that my childhood fantasy was shattered and three crap movies have become very popular. I wish the apes would destroy them.there omg, that brings up an even nerdier theory: they have gone into the underground to plan the revolution, that will lead to the future we saw in Planet of the Apes!

honestly, the PeTA creeps are so obnoxious, someone should put them into the lions cage, so they can protect their beloved animals first hand.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bigpot6.jpg

there omg, that brings up an even nerdier theory: they have gone into the underground to plan the revolution, that will lead to the future we saw in Planet of the Apes!


:mad: THOSE DAMN DIRTY APES *shakes fist*

and yes the lion's cage is too perfect for them. fun fact: PETA purchased a giant freezer, and then used it to euthanize. unfortunately it was animals and not politicians.

Will they be serving cape buffalo? I want to know that the people procuring my meal were in serious danger, and lions are too easy.

I can see it now:

Now Approved by PETA*

*People Eating Tasty Animals

Has anyone considered that the ZOO could say anything, considering it is rare meat? Cook it in a special way, put on some special spices and voila! beef meat turned into lion meat.

I don't know how it'd work in practice, but in theory, it is possible that they are lying through their teeth.

The idea is kinda cool, except for the fact that a ZOO is supposed to Protect endangered animals, not slaughter and cook them.

The idea is kinda cool, except for the fact that a ZOO is supposed to Protect endangered animals, not slaughter and cook them.
Not true, a zoo is supposed to educate people about animals. Its about time that they started educating people about how more of them taste. :)

Ya ive only had penguin once, thats when I went to the zoo with the spear gun. Think of a hot dog with beef in it, and a little runny. BOY were they mad...:D

I hope they use the funds from the meat to breed (and thus repopulate) endangered species.

I hope they use the funds from the meat to breed (and thus repopulate) endangered species.

I hope they use the funds to fund Fast Food Shops.:D mass produced lion sandwiches....

Quick, send Pamela Anderson, she supports peta, and enough people have tasted her...:rolleyes: