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I couldn't figure this one out - it sounded like something from Jerry Springer, but it was in France.

And lesbian gangs? I guess it would be hard for the police to penetrate a gang like that undercover (sorry, I couldn't help the obvious joke here).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/19/wfrance19.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/11/19/ixportal.html
Lesbian gang leader gets 28 years for murder of baker
By Colin Randall in Paris
(Filed: 19/11/2005)

The leader of a lesbian gang was jailed for 28 years last night for the murder of a country baker in a robbery described by the prosecution as revealing a clash of cultures between "two kinds of France".

The country has been shocked by the killing of Sylvain Bétrix, 22, who was shot dead as he rushed to the aid of his wife when Magali Rossi burst into their bakery in the old Roman town of Saint-Just-Saint-Rambert, near St Etienne, brandishing a hunting rifle.

Rossi got away with just £20 from the till.

What's so extrodinary about this? And what does gangs have to do with it?

What's so extrodinary about this? And what does gangs have to do with it?
Apparently, the women involved were described as a lesbian gang.

And I felt that there was a rather funny joke hidden in there, even though the story was serious.

Mind you, in the US, we hear the French admonish us about how wonderful and crime-free their society is... hearing that they have people who could be special guests on the Jerry Springer show is a real treat for us.

That is indeed bizarre. I've never really heard about a gang that's selective when it comes to sexual orientation.

That is indeed bizarre. I've never really heard about a gang that's selective when it comes to sexual orientation.

Most gangs are homophobic.

:P

Most gangs are homophobic.

:P
The Gay Maffia ain't! Homophobia is so hetero!

*shrug* Why is this surprising? There are gangs based on ethnicity, on country of origin, on socioeconomic status, on political beliefs.... so why is sexual orientation a shocker?

*shrug* Why is this surprising? There are gangs based on ethnicity, on country of origin, on socioeconomic status, on political beliefs.... so why is sexual orientation a shocker?
That's just the one thing I haven't heard of or seen before.

lesbian gang

I'm mildly turned on by the thought, actually ....

I wish there'd be be gangs of well-dressed people who use deodorant.

I wish there'd be be gangs of well-dressed people who use deodorant.

I don't think they are called "gangs" anymore; I think they become "organized crime" when they start doing that.

I don't think they are called "gangs" anymore; I think they become "organized crime" when they start doing that.
Well then... gimme mobs instead of thugs. I'll cope.

I'm mildly turned on by the thought, actually ....

Men! I KNEW of you guys would be thinking that! Honestly why men like that I'll never know, it's not the lesbians want the guys to jump in! :gundge:

I'm mildly turned on by the thought, actually ....

Indeed....

We demand pictures :D

I wish there'd be be gangs of well-dressed people who use deodorant.

In France ?

Mind you, in the US, we hear the French admonish us about how wonderful and crime-free their society is...

When does this ever happen?

Men! I KNEW of you guys would be thinking that! Honestly why men like that I'll never know, it's not the lesbians want the guys to jump in! :gundge:
yeesh, calm down love:rolleyes:

yeesh, calm down love:rolleyes:

I am calm dahling:} I think it's WAY to funny:} As a str8 woman it does bug me at times tho.

I am calm dahling:} I think it's WAY to funny:} As a str8 woman it does bug me at times tho.


As a straight guy, I am attracted to lesbians, and I have a theory as to why a lot of men are. We as males always want to conquer the impossible, and when you see a girl making out with another girl and you know that she isn't attracted to men, its considered attractive to us to see something we can't have.

Only a thought

As a straight guy, I am attracted to lesbians, and I have a theory as to why a lot of men are. We as males always want to conquer the impossible, and when you see a girl making out with another girl and you know that she isn't attracted to men, its considered attractive to us to see something we can't have.

Only a thought
For me it's that girls doing other girls just seems so naughty and kinky. Plus there are two of them. It's just sexy.

Men! I KNEW of you guys would be thinking that! Honestly why men like that I'll never know, it's not the lesbians want the guys to jump in! :gundge:

I don't want to jump in, either. Watching is just fine with me. Men don't like it because they think there's a chance for jumping in, men like it because men are very visual creatures. We are natural voyeurs. Save your gundge.

I don't want to jump in, either. Watching is just fine with me. Men don't like it because they think there's a chance for jumping in, men like it because men are very visual creatures. We are natural voyeurs. Save your gundge.
Looking at lesbians makes me want to shoot my gundge.

I don't want to jump in, either. Watching is just fine with me. Men don't like it because they think there's a chance for jumping in, men like it because men are very visual creatures. We are natural voyeurs. Save your gundge.

Poetic but lame.
Men like lesbian porn because it means no looking at penis.

Poetic but lame.
Men like lesbian porn because it means no looking at penis.
Maybe some men like it for that, but not all men. I've got alot of porn, and I enjoy seeing a woman take a good hard cock as well as seeing two or more women getting it on. Sometimes you want to see hardcore penetration, sometimes you want to see lesbians. Both have their place.

Poetic but lame.
Men like lesbian porn because it means no looking at penis.

Some men like looking at penis. :p

Some men like looking at penis. :p
What is the stat nowadays? One of every 4 men? I'd lost count.

Yay, lesbians.

Some men like looking at penis. :p


Thats called being gay.

Thats called being gay.

I look at my penis every day .... does that make me gay?

I look at my penis every day .... does that make me gay?

Do you enjoy looking at it?
Do you have an unhealthy obssesion with penises?

Do you enjoy looking at it?
Do you have an unhealthy obssesion with penises?
I have an unhealthy obsession with my penis, does that count?

EDIT: Also, my reason for enjoying lesbian porn - everything that I would like to do to a girl, everything (naked) I like the look of on a girl, every noise I like the sound of when coming from a girl. Only twice.

Do you have an unhealthy obssesion with penises?

Everyone does. Just look at the Washington Monument, the Space Needle, and Darth Vader.

Everyone does. Just look at the Washington Monument, the Space Needle, and Darth Vader.
Not me. I'm so straight I don't even masturbate with my own hand. I don't even eat hotdogs.

Not me. I'm so straight I don't even masturbate with my own hand. I don't even eat hotdogs.

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I wish there'd be be gangs of well-dressed people who use deodorant.

The people in those gangs are called gangsters. Most other people in gangs are gangstas.

Not me. I'm so straight I don't even masturbate with my own hand. I don't even eat hotdogs.

So you use a severed hand?

So you use a severed hand?
No, he gets his gay next door neighbour to give him a hand.

What?

¬_¬

Everyone should have at least one gay neighbor guy and a few lesbians next door to help with masturbation . Good way to do away with the internet too .:p

Not me. I'm so straight I don't even masturbate with my own hand. I don't even eat hotdogs.
whos hand do you use?

Everyone does. Just look at the Washington Monument, the Space Needle, and Darth Vader.
well sure but there can be many female characteristics in buildings eg the millenium dome sydney opera house etc

In France ?


ROTFLMAO!!!

Do you enjoy looking at it?
Do you have an unhealthy obssesion with penises?
If you have an unhealthy obsession with ANYTHING, that makes you unhealthily obsessed. It does not make you straight, gay or bi, nor does 'unhealthily obsessed' describe how most human beings are with sex. We are obsessed to exactly the right amount. Now if we could stop arguing and just FUCK more often, the world would be a better place.

As a straight guy, I am attracted to lesbians, and I have a theory as to why a lot of men are. We as males always want to conquer the impossible, and when you see a girl making out with another girl and you know that she isn't attracted to men, its considered attractive to us to see something we can't have.

Only a thoughtI'm thinking it has to do with wanting to be an alpha male. Being the breeding male impregnating all the women, while the other men do all your work. Of course, the reality is that if this did happen, all these other non-dominant types of men continued to breed by sneaking around behind the alpha-male's back.

Do you enjoy looking at it?
Do you have an unhealthy obssesion with penises?

Well, I am gay, and I don't get any particular kick out of looking at my own penis. Hell, I don't get any real kick out of looking at any penis. Sucking them or being fucked by them, sure, but looking at them? Not so much.

The idea of lesbian gangs isn't really all that strange, really. I mean... what's tougher than 10 butch lesbians? Not much, I can tell you. I bet they beat the crap out of all the other gangs. Then ride motorcycles around and talk about "real power between their legs" and then indulge in whatever other lesbian cliches are going around. Stereotyping is fun! :p

Everyone does. Just look at the Washington Monument, the Space Needle, and Darth Vader.
I knew it, well except for Darth Vader....

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese." -- From a news report in UK, on a Lebanese conflict.

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese." -- From a news report in UK, on a Lebanese conflict.
How Super is your Queensland?

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese." -- From a news report in UK, on a Lebanese conflict.
seriously? Which channel??

Lesbian gangs, eh?

It's all about the Lizzies.

Lesbian gangs, eh?

It's all about the Lizzies.
Elizabeths?

Elizabeths?

"The Lizzies" are an all-female (and ambiguously lesbian) gang from The Warriors.

"The Lizzies" are an all-female (and ambiguously lesbian) gang from The Warriors.
I heard that movie's going to be released on DVD soon. I only saw it once, but it seemed pretty cool.

"The Lizzies" are an all-female (and ambiguously lesbian) gang from The Warriors.
Golden State Warriors,Auckland Warriors or Once Were Warriors? :p

Lesbo gangs? :eek:

I actually laughed when I saw the title.

I just sure hope I don't run into them when I go to europe next summer! :eek: (since i'm violently anti-lesbian...)

Now if we could stop arguing and just FUCK more often, the world would be a better place.

I concur

Lesbo gangs? :eek:

I actually laughed when I saw the title.

I just sure hope I don't run into them when I go to europe next summer! :eek: (since i'm violently anti-lesbian...)
:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge:

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge:
It sucks to be you, huh? :p lol

Lesbian Mafia. Ouch.

What? u never heard of lesbian gangs?
ever see the classic movie the Warriors :) the gang called the Lizzies?

I just sure hope I don't run into them when I go to europe next summer! :eek: (since i'm violently anti-lesbian...)

I've seen you. They'd kick your ass.

I've seen you.
Where? :eek:

What do you mean?

Where? :eek:

What do you mean?

I've seen pictures of you. You're a scrawny thing. "Violently anti-lesbian." Pfft. If you tried to lay hands on one, she'd easily beat you black and blue.

I've seen pictures of you. You're a scrawny thing. "Violently anti-lesbian." Pfft. If you tried to lay hands on one, she'd easily beat you black and blue.
I know. :(

But really, once I'm the master of the uni--erm, President of the Plutonian Empire I mean, I could simply launch nuclear cruise missiles from the safe confines of my thro--erm, desk simply by pushing little red buttons. :D

I couldn't figure this one out - it sounded like something from Jerry Springer, but it was in France.

And lesbian gangs? I guess it would be hard for the police to penetrate a gang like that undercover (sorry, I couldn't help the obvious joke here).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/19/wfrance19.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/11/19/ixportal.html
Lesbian gang leader gets 28 years for murder of baker
By Colin Randall in Paris
(Filed: 19/11/2005)

The leader of a lesbian gang was jailed for 28 years last night for the murder of a country baker in a robbery described by the prosecution as revealing a clash of cultures between "two kinds of France".

The country has been shocked by the killing of Sylvain Bétrix, 22, who was shot dead as he rushed to the aid of his wife when Magali Rossi burst into their bakery in the old Roman town of Saint-Just-Saint-Rambert, near St Etienne, brandishing a hunting rifle.

Rossi got away with just £20 from the till.
Guess we know who's going to be the bitch in prison?;)

It sucks to be you, huh? :p lol
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