NationStates Jolt Archive

"So now we're forced to work together, how ironic."

"No, that's not ironic, ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other."

"No, ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him."

"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds."

"I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron!"

TWO HOURS LATER....

"Okay....we all agree that, while the current situation is not toally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?"

Heh heh...

how peculiar :p

The part I like best is the one about iron.

I have had a very similiar conversation 4 times this week (2 times today alone)

are you spying on me? :eek:

I might be and I might not be, the true question is: Which do you want it to be?

[Walks in, sees that the eternal debate is already over and says to himself, "Hmph, how ironic."]

[Walks out again]

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*wonders where his book on American Cultural Literacy is*

[Walks in, sees that the eternal debate is already over and says to himself, "Hmph, how ironic."]

[Walks out again]

[Fade to black]


classic.:p