NationStates Jolt Archive

There are certain questions that have probably never been asked before.

We wonder about them, but we never ask them. At least, not in such a place and context that we expect an answer.

Then, there are questions that shouldn't be asked. Those are my favorites. :)


Here are some of mine. Feel free to answer them if you know. But as Trinity said, "It's the question that drives us."

Do birds fart?
Does Yoda have a special toilet?
What does Yoda read when he goes?
Did any U.S. President(other than Bill Clinton) ever bring their porn collection to the White House after being elected?
How many people have drowned in bathtubs this year?
How many frequent flier miles did they leave behind?
What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?
What animal's urine is the tastiest?
What would Brian Boitano do?
Has anyone ever made a donut-flavored bagel? Or a bagel-flavored donut?
Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic?
How does Darth Vader pee?
If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu?
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show?

Why do they have braille on drive up ATM's?

Which body part of LG is tastiest when barbequed?

Why do they have braille on drive up ATM's?

Ooh ooh ... I know this one! It's because when they manufacture the keypads, they don't know if it's going into walk-up kiosks or drive-up machines. So, to be safe, braille is on all of them.

Woo! I R teh smart!

Why do they have braille on drive up ATM's?
That one's puzzled me for a while. I mean the ATM is on the driver's side for chrissakes!

What would Brian Boitano do?
Asked before, a song in fact.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If we were meant to be monogamous...why weren't we born married?

Why are french women hairy,when expensive hair removal products are made there,and presumably cheap(er)?
who is [violet]?
Where are all the dead birds?think about it-how many birds have you seen flying around,minding their own business?now they all have to die eventually,so why arent the streets of every city in the world littered with dead crows and pigeons?

WWJD for a klondike bar?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
A vehicle can't go at the speed of light.

However, if you have a vehicle going at 0.9c for istance, the lights turn on as usual. The speed of light is the same in all inertial refrence frames.

WWJD for a klondike bar?

He would turn 5 rocks into 5 Klondikes.

And then he shall feed 5,000 dessert with those five Klondikes.

Do birds fart?
Does Yoda have a special toilet?
What does Yoda read when he goes?
Did any U.S. President(other than Bill Clinton) ever bring their porn collection to the White House after being elected?
How many people have drowned in bathtubs this year?
How many frequent flier miles did they leave behind?
What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?
What animal's urine is the tastiest?
What would Brian Boitano do?
Has anyone ever made a donut-flavored bagel? Or a bagel-flavored donut?
Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic?
How does Darth Vader pee?
If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu?
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show?
No.
Yoda needs no toilet.
See above.
William Henry Harrison.
Around 23.
I'd say 14,600.
I only watch the best movies.:p
Duck-billed platypus.
A triple lutz.
No; no.
Yes; no.
He doesn't.
Yes.
Probably not.

When can I expect this to be graded and returned?

Where are all the dead birds?think about it-how many birds have you seen flying around,minding their own business?now they all have to die eventually,so why arent the streets of every city in the world littered with dead crows and pigeons?
I've seen loads of dead birds. They tend to disappear after a couple of days though - either removed by countryside management people, or eaten by scavengers.

Do birds fart?
Does Yoda have a special toilet?
What does Yoda read when he goes?
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show?
I don't know if this is true, but apparently they can't. If you feed a pigeon bicarbonate of soda, it reacts with their stomach acid, the gas builds up, and eventually their stomach explodes from the pressure...
As for the others:
Yes. Y'know that swamp by which he lives. That's built up from hundreds of years of his shit and urine.
Books on grammar and sentence structure.
No, mainly as they're not sure if it's a comedy or a drama. In fact, right now on something very similar to an internet forum on Krarg IV bitter arguments are raging over this very fact. It was once believed that the argument had been settled (in favour of comedy), but sadly Richard Nixon is now dead.

Olara']No.
Yoda needs no toilet.
See above.
William Henry Harrison.
Around 23.
I'd say 14,600.
I only watch the best movies.:p
Duck-billed platypus.
A triple lutz.
No; no.
Yes; no.
He doesn't.
Yes.
Probably not.

When can I expect this to be graded and returned?

Go wait by the mailbox. It'll be along shortly. :D

What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd surely kick an arse or two.

How many keys does a Chinese computer keyboard have?

Well, I saw this question presented on a show once, but I didn't stick around to here the answer.
If you were to hold a mirror infront of your face, the light reflecting off of your face would reflect off of the mirror and into your eyes, thus you see your face. But, if you travel at the speed of light while holding the mirror, what do you see in the mirror? The light couldn't reflect off your face or the mirror because it can't move faster than you are currently moving. If anyone knows and would like to share, my life would be complete.

Why are grapefruits called grapefruit?
Why is a jumper called a jumper?

Well, I saw this question presented on a show once, but I didn't stick around to here the answer.
If you were to hold a mirror infront of your face, the light reflecting off of your face would reflect off of the mirror and into your eyes, thus you see your face. But, if you travel at the speed of light while holding the mirror, what do you see in the mirror? The light couldn't reflect off your face or the mirror because it can't move faster than you are currently moving. If anyone knows and would like to share, my life would be complete.
You can't travel at the speed of light.
Pwned:p

You have a bedroom, bathroom, living room, sitting room. Why a kitchen and not a cooking room, or a food room?

Who decided we should put our shower in the same room as our toilet?

Why do women shave their legsand armpits, but men don't? And why does it gross me out if they don't?

Why it it ok to chew on your fingernails, but gross to eat boggers?

why aren't TVs round?

what the fuck do you need wipers on your headlights for?

If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu?

the correct term is Avian Influenza. and the H5** strains are the deadliest, with H5N1 being the worst. As of yet no form has been transmitted through humans, and the total number of deaths in the UK of it is expected to be only slightly larger than that of normal flu, and all appropriate safeguards are currently bein put into force, with such vacines as tamiflu becoming readily available to the government, and stocks of anti-viral drugs also being delivered to doctors. also a pandemic of Avian Influenza is not certainly going to happen, it is expected to, but not until next winter, and evewn then, it may not be on the scale it is predicted to be.

i know too much about this subject...

You can't travel at the speed of light.
Pwned:p
If you can be at the end of a circle, then I can certainly travel at the speed of light. P4wned:p

Why are grapefruits called grapefruit?
Why is a jumper called a jumper?
1) Because they grow in bunches, like grapes. Or so I've been told.

2) No idea.

You can't travel at the speed of light.
Pwned:p
This is a "in theory" kind of question. If we could travel at the speed of light this would be common knowledge.

there are some things I have always wondered about but never got answers

why don't I ever see baby pigeons?

my daughters teacher says that my daughter knows about 30,000 words
how does she know that? did she sit and count them?


why can't you make Koolaid in a metal container? (it says on the package not to)

if the primary colors are red, blue, and yellow, and you can't make them, then why does my dad's projection tv have red, blue, and green lights? how does it make yellow?
(I actually know the answer to that one now, but it bothered me a lot when I was a kid)

Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic?It's quite funny actually. Up here Danish is called Wienerbrød and Wiener is a German word.
I guess it's like the element Tungsten. It carries the symbol Pb which means Plumbum, indicating it was used for plumbing, while Tungsten literally means heavy rock in Danish.
I guess we should blame the Viking invasion of England a thousand years ago.

Olara']If you can be at the end of a circle, then I can certainly travel at the speed of light. P4wned:p
Touche. Have a cookie...:D

How can someone stick around for 1 1/2 years and accumulate only two posts?
If people were designed in God's image, and God is a perfect being, why are so many people ugly or otherwise imperfect?
If they're called laser printers, why don't they burn holes in the paper?
Do fish sleep?
Do fish blink?
Do fish exist?

(and so on)

Do birds fart? Dunno. But I do :p *pffft!*
Does Yoda have a special toilet? Just a log behind his cabin.
What does Yoda read when he goes? The usual porn mags with pictures of the beautiful and graceful Lyn Me, Rystáll and Greeata as centerfolds! Or he solves crosswords: Galactic organization with 6 letters, first and last "E"
Did any U.S. President(other than Bill Clinton) ever bring their porn collection to the White House after being elected? I bet Nixon had an awesome collection?
How many people have drowned in bathtubs this year? Dunno. I don't even have a tub...
How many frequent flier miles did they leave behind? Just 2.
What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw? Some HK 1976 Eastern, not sure of the original title... Something like "Swift Shaolin Boxer" or so. The declaration of winners after deadly combat turnament. Hilarious!
What animal's urine is the tastiest? Diabetic Polar Bear after eating a Seal on a sugar high!
What would Brian Boitano do? Go "Look! Frost!" And then get his tongue stuck to his skates!
Has anyone ever made a donut-flavored bagel? Or a bagel-flavored donut? Uhm. No. But I am getting hungry!
Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic? They hopefully do. The way I picture it - definitely yes! :D
How does Darth Vader pee? Veeery carefully!
If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu? Yes. Although it jumped species the name comes from the original host.
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show? Everybody wave! (Now they do ;))

Where are all the dead birds?think about it-how many birds have you seen flying around,minding their own business?now they all have to die eventually,so why arent the streets of every city in the world littered with dead crows and pigeons?
3 answers. Living birds. Stray cats. Both feed off'em. Or they stick to the road (which I have seen quite often around here with pigeons!).

Well, I saw this question presented on a show once, but I didn't stick around to here the answer.
If you were to hold a mirror infront of your face, the light reflecting off of your face would reflect off of the mirror and into your eyes, thus you see your face. But, if you travel at the speed of light while holding the mirror, what do you see in the mirror? The light couldn't reflect off your face or the mirror because it can't move faster than you are currently moving. If anyone knows and would like to share, my life would be complete.
Light travels at a constant speed in all inertial refrence frames, so your reflection would appear the exact same as if you were stationary.
It is also not possible to go the speed of light... with the exception of warp drive, in which case, you don't move at all, the universe moves around you.

It's quite funny actually. Up here Danish is called Wienerbrød and Wiener is a German word.
I guess it's like the element Tungsten. It carries the symbol Pb which means Plumbum, indicating it was used for plumbing, while Tungsten literally means heavy rock in Danish.
I guess we should blame the Viking invasion of England a thousand years ago.

Actually, lead is Pb. Tungsten is W. :p

How much money do you need to get away with first degree murder in California? Because obviously, OJ and Robert Blake had enough, but Scott Peterson did not.

How much should you budget for the damages in the civil suit after you get away with murder in California?

if the primary colors are red, blue, and yellow, and you can't make them, then why does my dad's projection tv have red, blue, and green lights? how does it make yellow?
(I actually know the answer to that one now, but it bothered me a lot when I was a kid)
Red, green and blue are the colours of light, if you combine them in equal proportions, you get white.
You can mix them together in certain proportions (I can't remember which) to get yellow... it's the way you do it with computers...

It's quite funny actually. Up here Danish is called Wienerbrød and Wiener is a German word.
I guess it's like the element Tungsten. It carries the symbol Pb which means Plumbum, indicating it was used for plumbing, while Tungsten literally means heavy rock in Danish.
I guess we should blame the Viking invasion of England a thousand years ago.
I thought Pb was lead. Tungsten is W.

mother of all questions

if you try to fail and succeed, then what have you really done?

How can someone stick around for 1 1/2 years and accumulate only two posts?


Been there, done that :D

But after that I started spamming :D

What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?
Ever see Orgazmo? "There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man."

:p

How much money do you need to get away with first degree murder in California? Because obviously, OJ and Robert Blake had enough, but Scott Peterson did not.

How much should you budget for the damages in the civil suit after you get away with murder in California?
For that matter, why do the civil trial juries in CA seem to be so much smarter than the criminal trial juries?

Red, green and blue are the colours of light, if you combine them in equal proportions, you get white.
You can mix them together in certain proportions (I can't remember which) to get yellow... it's the way you do it with computers...
yeah, like I said, I know the answer now, but it bothered me a lot when I was a kid.

thanks for answering in case someone else didn't know though. ;)

Been there, done that :D

But after that I started spamming :D
*shocked look* I would never spam!

Ok, I might post-whore a little bit, but I do not spam! :mad:


:D

What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?

Ever seen napolean dynamite.

copy and paste any line from that movie...

What animal's urine is the tastiest?


I'd have to put my vote on Bull-urine.. you know they used to drink that stuff back in the old days, taurine I guess it'd be called in english (taurus-urine or smthn like that?). They still use it in almost all enegry drinks nowadays, although I figure they produce it artificially :(

Olara']For that matter, why do the civil trial juries in CA seem to be so much smarter than the criminal trial juries?
The criminal juries require a unanimous decision for conviction - they have to rule "beyond a reasonable doubt". If one person doubts, no conviction.

The civil juries rely on a "preponderance" of the evidence. If a couple of jurors don't agree, they are irrelevant to the results.

Ever seen napolean dynamite.

copy and paste any line from that movie...
:D So I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?

Why are there locks on 7-11's? And why the name?

If nothing sticks to teflon how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
If you throw a cat out of a moving car, is it called "kitty litter"?
You know how buttered bread always lands on the ground buttered side down and cat always land on their feet... what would happen if you stuck a piece of bread buttered side up to the back of a cat and threw it out a two-story window?
How do they get deer to cross at those yellow signs?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

P.S. I love kitties!

Olara']:D So I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?
Need anything else be said?

Why are there locks on 7-11's? And why the name?
They are there because when you get robbed the first order of business is to lock the store until the cops arrive

and they started out selling 7 and 11 pound blocks of ice



* I used to work at a 7-11

If nothing sticks to teflon how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
If you throw a cat out of a moving car, is it called "kitty litter"?
You know how buttered bread always lands on the ground buttered side down and cat always land on their feet... what would happen if you stuck a piece of bread buttered side up to the back of a cat and threw it out a two-story window?
How do they get deer to cross at those yellow signs?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

P.S. I love kitties!
super glue
no its a dead cat
i would imagine a large buttery mess would ensue
border patrol
green

You know how buttered bread always lands on the ground buttered side down and cat always land on their feet... what would happen if you stuck a piece of bread buttered side up to the back of a cat and threw it out a two-story window?


in theory perpetual energy
in reality, a big mess, and animal abuse charges;)

It's quite funny actually. Up here Danish is called Wienerbrød and Wiener is a German word.
I guess it's like the element Tungsten. It carries the symbol Pb which means Plumbum, indicating it was used for plumbing, while Tungsten literally means heavy rock in Danish.
I guess we should blame the Viking invasion of England a thousand years ago.

The symbol comes from Plumbum, like you said, which is Latin for lead. So a plumber is, quite literally, a leadsmith. Pipes in ancient Rome were made of lead.

Didn't take a year of Latin for nothing.;)

PS: Just a sidenote--ianua, or in English writing, janua, means 'door' in Latin. So, a janitor, literally, means 'doorman'...or 'door washer'. Something like that.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

It's considered impossible to go the speed of light. However, if it could happen, theories state that light travels the speed of light relative to your speed; so if you were going 1 m/s, the speed of light would be 186,001 m/s instead of 186,000 o_O

Need anything else be said?
No, I totally agree with you. That movie might have been funny if I'd seen it before everyone started absurdly overquoting it.

PS: Just a sidenote--ianua, or in English writing, janua, means 'door' in Latin. So, a janitor, literally, means 'doorman'...or 'door washer'. Something like that.
This has got to be the most random peice of knowledge i have ever heard in my life.

Olara']No, I totally agree with you. That movie might have been funny if I'd seen it before everyone started absurdly overquoting it.
Hear, hear

Green? I'd have said purple!

Olara']No, I totally agree with you. That movie might have been funny if I'd seen it before everyone started absurdly overquoting it.
Anything that is quoted does not need to be watched, heard, read etc. because the only parts that will be quoted are the best parts ... learn from a professional non-moviegoer.

This has got to be the most random peice of knowledge i have ever heard in my life.

but it's true... i take latin too.

mother of all questions

if you try to fail and succeed, then what have you really done?
You just made my head hurt. :(

Anything that is quoted does not need to be watched, heard, read etc. because the only parts that will be quoted are the best parts ... learn from a professional non-moviegoer.
When in rome...
you shat in the fridge and ate a wheel of cheese? im not even mad, im amazed!
Brick, whered you get a hand grenade?
He punted baxter!
I'm in a glass case of emotion.
You have a massive erection.
Studies show that 60 percent of the time, it works all the time

You just watched Anchorman. You're welcome.

You just made my head hurt. :(
**Takes a bow**

Anything that is quoted does not need to be watched, heard, read etc. because the only parts that will be quoted are the best parts ... learn from a professional non-moviegoer.
Like Monty Python's Holy Grail? Life of Brian is much funnier IMO because no one ever quotes it. Or at least not ad nauseum.

somebody said something like "If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?"
time would slow down. we learned about in school. you cannot reach the speed of light, because time stops before light

Green? I'd have said purple!
I'm going with "Bluer"

what the fuck do you need wipers on your headlights for?
The wipers are actually there for snow build up in the winter... or at least that is the only way i have seen them used. But i guess if someone wanted to they could use them for the rain though i doubt it would provide any benifit

I'm going with "Bluer"
ok lets get technical for a sec.

Our blood is blue in our veins, and we turn blue when choked, correct?

I saw this one smurf episode where the old one, papa smurf or whatever, cut his arm on a tree and he bled green.

therefore, unless the blood in his veins is another color then green.

A choked smurf, green will turn.:rolleyes:

why is it that when you talk about choking smrfs, it's ok to forget that smurfs don't exist, but when speaking of the speed of light, everyone turns into Scotty the fucking engineer? (he likes it when you say it that way! ;) )

Olara']Like Monty Python's Holy Grail? Life of Brian is much funnier IMO because no one ever quotes it. Or at least not ad nauseum.
Yes, exactly. (Hey, I'm being serious here! For once!)

why is it that when you talk about choking smrfs, it's ok to forget that smurfs don't exist, but when speaking of the speed of light, everyone turns into Scotty the fucking engineer? (he likes it when you say it that way! ;) )
Wow

Props

The wipers are actually there for snow build up in the winter... or at least that is the only way i have seen them used. But i guess if someone wanted to they could use them for the rain though i doubt it would provide any benifit
A lady I knew had an old Mercedes with them, and all they did in the wintertime was freeze to the headlight, fry the motors, and build up more snow.

ok lets get technical for a sec.

Our blood is blue in our veins, and we turn blue when choked, correct?

I saw this one smurf episode where the old one, papa smurf or whatever, cut his arm on a tree and he bled green.

therefore, unless the blood in his veins is another color then green.

A choked smurf, green will turn.:rolleyes:
Your forgetting, of course, that while our blood is blue inside, when we bleed, it's red, so if a Smurf bleeds green, it probably isn't green inside! ;)

ok lets get technical for a sec.

Our blood is blue in our veins, and we turn blue when choked, correct?

I saw this one smurf episode where the old one, papa smurf or whatever, cut his arm on a tree and he bled green.

therefore, unless the blood in his veins is another color then green.

A choked smurf, green will turn.:rolleyes:

Fourth line.:D

ok lets get technical for a sec.

Our blood is blue in our veins, and we turn blue when choked, correct?

I saw this one smurf episode where the old one, papa smurf or whatever, cut his arm on a tree and he bled green.

therefore, unless the blood in his veins is another color then green.

A choked smurf, green will turn.:rolleyes:
Blood is blue in our vains but red when it hits the air so if we judge by that then most likely the Smurfs blood IS a different color in the vains. i'd say yellow just because it is inbetween blue and green. And yet when blue and yellow mix u get grenn so a smurf would still turn green

Blood is blue in our vains but red when it hits the air so if we judge by that then most likely the Smurfs blood IS a different color in the vains. i'd say yellow just because it is inbetween blue and green. And yet when blue and yellow mix u get grenn so a smurf would still turn green
:D

ok lets get technical for a sec.

Our blood is blue in our veins, and we turn blue when choked, correct?

I saw this one smurf episode where the old one, papa smurf or whatever, cut his arm on a tree and he bled green.

therefore, unless the blood in his veins is another color then green.

A choked smurf, green will turn.:rolleyes:
Your forgetting, of course, that while our blood is blue inside, when we bleed, it's red, so if a Smurf bleeds green, it probably isn't green inside! ;)

Your forgetting, of course, that while our blood is blue inside, when we bleed, it's red, so if a Smurf bleeds green, it probably isn't green inside! ;)
Fourth line.

Not forgetting.

Just unknown.

Like "If you try to fail, and succeed, then what have you really done?"....just one of those questions.:rolleyes:

Another question is how does a smurf blush red?

Another question is how does a smurf blush red?
Touche.

Touche.
My advice: don't take up fencing. You're one touch away from a loss. Or something like that.

How do you pick a peck of pickled peppers? Don't you need to pick them BEFORE you pickle them?

Your forgetting, of course, that while our blood is blue inside, when we bleed, it's red, so if a Smurf bleeds green, it probably isn't green inside! ;)

What's with people saying our blood is blue inside?

Another question is how does a smurf blush red?
It's all done with make up. :( :eek:

Do birds fart? I would think so, yes.
Does Yoda have a special toilet? Haha
What does Yoda read when he goes? No clue lol
Did any U.S. President(other than Bill Clinton) ever bring their porn collection to the White House after being elected? Ofcourse
How many people have drowned in bathtubs this year? More than I'd like
How many frequent flier miles did they leave behind? Why does that matter -- and ofcourse no clue
What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw? Have to get back to ya on that with an edit.
What animal's urine is the tastiest? Hummingbird? hehe
What would Brian Boitano do? who?
Has anyone ever made a donut-flavored bagel? Or a bagel-flavored donut? more then likely
Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic? hehe
How does Darth Vader pee? standing up?
If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu? no
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show? they must be watching for a reason.

What's with people saying our blood is blue inside?
Der. It is.:headbang:

Der. It is.:headbang:

I had never heard that urban legend before.

Der. It is.:headbang:
No. It's not. The veins are blue, not the blood. Venous blood is an extremely dark red, while arterial blood is a bright red.

No. It's not. The veins are blue, not the blood. Venous blood is an extremely dark red, while arterial blood is a bright red.

Ok, knowing that human oxygenated blood is red and deoxygenated blood is a darker red, we can safely assume that smurf blood is merely dark green. However, human veins appear blue on the skin. If we can safely say that every human turns blue when choked regardless of skin color, then we must assume that the blue skin of a smurf does not affect what color the smurf will turn when choked. With that being said, we must determine what color the veins of a smurf would appear to be, despite having green blood.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You can't. Time slows down, and at the speed of light, time stands still. There can't be different moments of "headlights on" and "headlights off".

But, for a question... Rare earths are a large group of metals, but only a few of them have serious uses, like the fluorescent dyes for CRT's. They are found together in minerals, so to make a little of the useful metal you'll have to extract a lot of rare earth mixture. What do they do with the useless rare earths?

And why is gypsum expensive to buy in a handicraft store, when in reality it's industrial waste?

No. It's not. The veins are blue, not the blood. Venous blood is an extremely dark red, while arterial blood is a bright red.

The veins (http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blueblud.html) aren't blue either. It's an effect of light on white skin.

Ok, knowing that human oxygenated blood is red and deoxygenated blood is a darker red, we can safely assume that smurf blood is merely dark green. However, human veins appear blue on the skin. If we can safely say that every human turns blue when choked regardless of skin color, then we must assume that the blue skin of a smurf does not affect what color the smurf will turn when choked. With that being said, we must determine what color the veins of a smurf would appear to be, despite having green blood.

Since when do choking people turn blue?? Somebody's been watching too many cartoons... :rolleyes:

The veins (http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blueblud.html) aren't blue either. It's an effect of light on white skin.
okay, I have seen this go on too long, the veins aren't blue and neither is the blood.

my theory on why people think they are (blue veins, blue blood) is because of all those anatomy books that code pre-oxygen blood as blue veins and post-oxygen blood as red.

Since when do choking people turn blue?? Somebody's been watching too many cartoons... :rolleyes:
my kid choked once, she turned blue-ish grey, so that is true.

Since when do choking people turn blue?? Somebody's been watching too many cartoons... :rolleyes:

I have seen it for myself. Albeit it's a varied shade of blue, blue it is.

okay, I have seen this go on too long, the veins aren't blue and neither is the blood.

my theory on why people think they are (blue veins, blue blood) is because of all those anatomy books that code pre-oxygen blood as blue veins and post-oxygen blood as red.

No, it's not. If you're white, when you look at your skin you can see the veins traced in blue (perhaps slightly greenish or purplish). It's the way light works.

my kid choked once, she turned blue-ish grey, so that is true.

Well, I can't contest it, I've never seen anybody choking other than in movies and tv (and seeing myself after choking on food occasionally). I figured there was a reason they always showed choking people going red, as I go red too. Though that might be from coughing to dislodge whatever's causing me to choke and not from the choking per se.

Bluish grey seems more like dead/frozen to death in my imagination.

[QUOTE=Lunatic Goofballs]Do birds fart?
QUOTE]

Nope, thats why if you feed them rice they explode!:)

No, it's not. If you're white, when you look at your skin you can see the veins traced in blue (perhaps slightly greenish or purplish). It's the way light works.
what exactly are you saying "no, it's not" to?
:confused:

Well, I can't contest it, I've never seen anybody choking other than in movies and tv (and seeing myself after choking on food occasionally). I figured there was a reason they always showed choking people going red, as I go red too. Though that might be from coughing to dislodge whatever's causing me to choke and not from the choking per se.

Bluish grey seems more like dead/frozen to death in my imagination.
you turn red first from the force of trying to cough up whatever you choke, as you loose oxygen (from not being able to breathe) you start to turn blue.

Panic accompanies choking. The choking victim's face often assumes an expression of fear or terror. At first the victim may turn purple, the eyes may bulge, and he or she may wheeze or gasp.

If the person can cough freely, has normal skin color and can speak, he or she is not choking. If the cough is more like a gasp and the person is turning blue, he or she is probably choking. If in doubt, ask the choking person if he or she can talk. If the person can speak, then the windpipe is not completely blocked and oxygen is reaching the lungs. If choking is occurring, begin to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
from the Mayo Clinic website (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/first-aid-choking/FA00025)

No, it's not. If you're white, when you look at your skin you can see the veins traced in blue (perhaps slightly greenish or purplish). It's the way light works.
In my case, it was from when I dissected a cat. The major veins were stained blue, which I noticed, but the smaller ones didn't appear to be stained, but still looked blue. I guess they were stained after all.

The skin thing did have some of an effect, but the dissection was more recent than me paying attention to my skin.

It's quite funny actually. Up here Danish is called Wienerbrød and Wiener is a German word.

"Wiener" means "someone/something from Wien", which is what Vienna is called in the Scandinavian languages. Probably in German too, but the point is that Danish danishes aren't German wieners, which would be pornographic, but bread from Vienna, which is Austrian.

what exactly are you saying "no, it's not" to?
:confused:

You said the reason people were claiming blood inside the veins is blue was because of how textbooks are colored.

you turn red first from the force of trying to cough up whatever you choke, as you loose oxygen (from not being able to breathe) you start to turn blue.


from the Mayo Clinic website (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/first-aid-choking/FA00025)

Well, I'm glad I've never seen that. :D

You said the reason people were claiming blood inside the veins is blue was because of how textbooks are colored.
I think that is a major reason people think that blood is blue before it gets oxygen.

I agree that my veins look blue, but they aren't.

Well, I'm glad I've never seen that. :D
it's really scarey, especially when it is your own child. :(

Why are there locks on 7-11's? And why the name?Their original hours were 7AM - 11PM as I understand it.

Their original hours were 7AM - 11PM as I understand it.
A former 7-11 employee explained it had something to do with ice, earlier in this thread.

Why do cows eat magnets, and birds eat staples?

A former 7-11 employee explained it had something to do with ice, earlier in this thread.

In 1927, convenience retailing began simply enough when an employee of Southland Ice Company in Dallas started selling milk, eggs and bread from the ice dock. Soon, the convenience store was born and became known as 7-Eleven to reflect the 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. hours of operation.
http://www.7-eleven.com/newsroom/funfacts.asp

7-Eleven says different. :p

but wait, who invented mowing lawns I mean who had the time to think up that???? Lets cut every blade of grass in my lawn? sound fun?

If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show?

If not, then I quit.

I think that is a major reason people think that blood is blue before it gets oxygen.

I agree that my veins look blue, but they aren't.

I didn't even know there were people who actually thought this.

A former 7-11 employee explained it had something to do with ice, earlier in this thread.

The hour thing makes more sense, though...

it's really scarey, especially when it is your own child. :(

I imagine it would be. <pat pat>

http://www.7-eleven.com/newsroom/funfacts.asp

7-Eleven says different. :p
I maybe should have mentioned that when I was going through the part of training where they teach you about the company that I smoked a lot of pot.;)

You could see how I got the ice thing confused though right?

I maybe should have mentioned that when I was going through the part of training where they teach you about the company that I smoked a lot of pot.;)

You could see how I got the ice thing confused though right?
:D I understand. In that case, I'm amazed you came as close as you did! I can't even talk under those... circumstances. :p

:D I understand. In that case, I'm amazed you came as close as you did! I can't even talk under those... circumstances. :p
I got really good at functioning that way, I would smoke like a pound a week (literaly) anyway, it was kinda hard to function off of it when I quit, now there are days I am amazed that I do as well as I do (killed to many brain cells)

it's really scarey, especially when it is your own child. :(

I know what you mean. My little brother was choking really bad one time when i was babysitting him. Definitely turned blue. Scary as hell.

I got really good at functioning that way, I would smoke like a pound a week (literaly) anyway, it was kinda hard to function off of it when I quit, now there are days I am amazed that I do as well as I do (killed to many brain cells)
You are my hero.

You are my hero.
I shouldn't be. Well, not for that anyway, I had to work like 80 hours a week to support my drug habit (meth, and prescription too) and eventually quit going to school (not that it mattered I could pass anyway).

I shouldn't be. Well, not for that anyway, I had to work like 80 hours a week to support my drug habit (meth, and prescription too) and eventually quit going to school (not that it mattered I could pass anyway).
Figuratively speaking.

Jack nicholson is a strong contender...

Figuratively speaking.

Jack nicholson is a strong contender...
yeah, Jack is a much better hero.

have you heard the "no freakin' french fries parody"

It is hilarious.:D

edit: I found it (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/freakinfries.html)

It is hilarious.:D

Truer words have never been spoken.

yeah, Jack is a much better hero.

have you heard the "no freakin' french fries parody"

It is hilarious.:D

edit: I found it (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/freakinfries.html)
Ahhhhhh

Once again the almighty ebaums world has given me a good day.

All hail ebaum.

<snip>

i know too much about this subject...

Yes. :)

Does anybody mind if i TAG this?:p

Im not sure how Yoda, or Darth Vader pee....

..But I do know that if you force-choke it more than three times, yer definately playin' with it.

What would Brian Boitano do?


He'd make a plan an he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

9 pages of smurf-blood debate and other silliness. What more could I ask for?

Now, on to a few of my observations:

Why would anybody try to choke a smurf? They're way too tiny. How would you get your hands around their little necks? Nah. Stuff them into a baggie instead. :)

One cannot travel at the speed of light. It may be possible to travel faster than light, however. But it would require infinite energy to accelerate an object to the speed of light. The only workaroud is if one were to alter the speed of light. If the lightspeed barrier, for instance, were shifted one way or the other, it might be possible to travel at the original velocity of light. In such a case, however, light always travels at a subjective speed of light. How can that be explained from an objective viewpoint? Red shift. Which is time dilation's effect on light.

One additional question:

Why don't protective cups come in different sizes? I have unusually large testicles and they never sit comfortably within one.

9 pages of smurf-blood debate and other silliness. What more could I ask for?

Now, on to a few of my observations:

Why would anybody try to choke a smurf? They're way too tiny. How would you get your hands around their little necks? Nah. Stuff them into a baggie instead. :)
It's a bad idea to try choking (I nearly put smoking there) a smurf, because it'll repeatedly kick you in the groin.
Another question therefore: Is it a bad idea to try smoking a smurf?

One additional question:

Why don't protective cups come in different sizes? I have unusually large testicles and they never sit comfortably within one.
They're made by companies where all the male employees have unusually small testicles, and they are jealous of people with large testicles. Either that or all the employees are women.

using pulsed lasers, scientists have managed to stop light, hold it in stasis, and with another pulse, they let it resume its... well, it got to go were ever it was in such a hurry to go.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3308109.stm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/12/frozen_light/

So I can walk faster than light... but can we travel faster than 186,000 miles per second? well, that I dont know. I can run faster than I walk through!:D :D

Why don't protective cups come in different sizes? I have unusually large testicles and they never sit comfortably within one.
you know I never really thought about that until I got married. My husband was complaining one day about how 'one size fits all' really doesn't work in that situation. So he just doesn't wear one. :( I am really scared to let him play any sports without it too. He claims that he is careful, but I am so scared that he will get hurt. :(

using pulsed lasers, scientists have managed to stop light, hold it in stasis, and with another pulse, they let it resume its... well, it got to go were ever it was in such a hurry to go.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3308109.stm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/12/frozen_light/

So I can walk faster than light... but can we travel faster than 186,000 miles per second? well, that I dont know. I can run faster than I walk through!:D :D
A quite interesting fact (learned from QI, no less), is that light travels at around 35mph in sodium at about -250 degrees C. Better avoid the speed cameras in the built up areas...

you know I never really thought about that until I got married. My husband was complaining one day about how 'one size fits all' really doesn't work in that situation. So he just doesn't wear one. :( I am really scared to let him play any sports without it too. He claims that he is careful, but I am so scared that he will get hurt. :(

I never thought that I would live to see the day when you would inadvertently brag about the size of your husband's equipment.

"Questions nobody asks."

Did you ever think that there might be ... like, a reason why no one ever asks those questions? Ya think? ROFLMAO! :D

"Questions nobody asks."

Did you ever think that there might be ... like, a reason why no one ever asks those questions? Ya think? ROFLMAO! :D
It's because they're scared that people would laugh at them because everyone knows the answers.
Anyway, they are no longer 'questions nobody asks', because they have now been asked.
We will have to come up with more questions, and then not ask them!

It's because they're scared that people would laugh at them because everyone knows the answers.
Anyway, they are no longer 'questions nobody asks', because they have now been asked.
We will have to come up with more questions, and then not ask them!
I recommend you hire LG for that job. He seems to have a really good grip on things-which-should-probably-never be-asked. :D

Lets clear all this talk of choking smurfs by a simple experiment. The next time any of us see a smurf, lets choke it and find out. (although I suspect we will be waiting an awfully long time!!).

I think we should spend the rest of our time debating the oldest question that everyone asks but cannot answer. Do you scratch an itch or itch it?

Lets clear all this talk of choking smurfs by a simple experiment. The next time any of us see a smurf, lets choke it and find out. (although I suspect we will be waiting an awfully long time!!).

I think we should spend the rest of out time debating the oldest question that every asks but cannot answer. Do you scratch an itch or itch it?
I rub it with a smurf

I rub it with a smurf

Very witty.:p

I rub it with a smurf
ROFLMFAO!!!! :D

Question: is it possible to use a smurf for ... um ... physical relief? :D

ROFLMFAO!!!! :D

Question: is it possible to use a smurf for ... um ... physical relief? :D

Blow up or real?

ROFLMFAO!!!! :D

Question: is it possible to use a smurf for ... um ... physical relief? :D

Blow up or real?

If it's a real one, I only want Smurfette.

Yeah I have a Smurfette toy on roller skates and she looks kinda cute....for a plastic toy!!!

How many times does a woman poop per day, and how many woman eat that poop? And how many of those are called Mary, and how many of those have webbed feet? And how many of those also like to bathe in urine and think about cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony with each other and sitting on chairs! And eating the chairs! and when then eat the chairs they fly home to their masters and their masters say "oh my I've never seen anything like it!" and they keel over and die and their wives eat them and then poop them out and then eat the poop! and when they have eaten the poop they poop out the poop and they eat the poop again and it continues forever until they die from poop-relateddiseases.

How many times does a woman poop per day, and how many woman eat that poop? And how many of those are called Mary, and how many of those have webbed feet? And how many of those also like to bathe in urine and think about cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony with each other and sitting on chairs! And eating the chairs! and when then eat the chairs they fly home to their masters and their masters say "oh my I've never seen anything like it!" and they keel over and die and their wives eat them and then poop them out and then eat the poop! and when they have eaten the poop they poop out the poop and they eat the poop again and it continues forever until they die from poop-relateddiseases.


Eh?

Eh?
Well, have you ever asked those questions?

How many times does a woman poop per day, and how many woman eat that poop? And how many of those are called Mary, and how many of those have webbed feet? And how many of those also like to bathe in urine and think about cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony with each other and sitting on chairs! And eating the chairs! and when then eat the chairs they fly home to their masters and their masters say "oh my I've never seen anything like it!" and they keel over and die and their wives eat them and then poop them out and then eat the poop! and when they have eaten the poop they poop out the poop and they eat the poop again and it continues forever until they die from poop-relateddiseases.
seek help
oh yeah there's 12 of them

Here's my question
Where did the cow thread go? I liked that...

Well, have you ever asked those questions?

Errr....no!!

Errr....no!!
Shuttup then.

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago!!

A question often asked is 'How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'

But one seldom (perhaps, until now, never) asked is 'Why the hell is everyone so interested in wood chucks all of a sudden? Can't we just back the hell off and let the poor guys have their privacy?'

Riddle me that Holmes :D

A question often asked is 'How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'

But one seldom (perhaps, until now, never) asked is 'Why the hell is everyone so interested in wood chucks all of a sudden? Can't we just back the hell off and let the poor guys have their privacy?'

Riddle me that Holmes :D
Because.

A question often asked is 'How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'

But one seldom (perhaps, until now, never) asked is 'Why the hell is everyone so interested in wood chucks all of a sudden? Can't we just back the hell off and let the poor guys have their privacy?'

Riddle me that Holmes :D
The disrespectfully intrusive answer is

As much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck would chuck wood ;)

What the hell are toenails for?

Is this thread some sort of sobriety test?

mother of all questions

if you try to fail and succeed, then what have you really done?


wow....



uhhhh......


i really can't anserw this one...

Is this thread some sort of sobriety test?

Quite possibly. Or some crazy scheme designed to melt our minds so they can be moulded by the government.

One of the two :D

It's because they're scared that people would laugh at them because everyone knows the answers.
Anyway, they are no longer 'questions nobody asks', because they have now been asked.
We will have to come up with more questions, and then not ask them!


yeah, you've got youself a point...

Things that have always caused me sleepless nights:

1. If you shove someone out of an airlock into deep space, would they freeze to death or explode first?

2. If you spend alot of time imagining what very loud noises sound like, could you go mentally deaf?

3. If you cut someone in two (vertically) are both sides consious?
3a. If you believe in souls, which half would have the person's soul in it?

How many times does a woman poop per day, and how many woman eat that poop? And how many of those are called Mary, and how many of those have webbed feet? And how many of those also like to bathe in urine and think about cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony with each other and sitting on chairs! And eating the chairs! and when then eat the chairs they fly home to their masters and their masters say "oh my I've never seen anything like it!" and they keel over and die and their wives eat them and then poop them out and then eat the poop! and when they have eaten the poop they poop out the poop and they eat the poop again and it continues forever until they die from poop-relateddiseases.
The Answer is Zero

What are we talking about?

Things that have always caused me sleepless nights:
1. If you shove someone out of an airlock into deep space, would they freeze to death or explode first?

They would die from oxygen deprivation - as their bodily fluids tried to escape through their lungs. If they were in the darkness of space, they would freeze rather rapidly.

2. If you spend a lot of time imagining what very loud noises sound like, could you go mentally deaf?
Don't know. You try it, and let me know how it comes out.

3. If you cut someone in two (vertically) are both sides consious?
For 10 to 15 seconds, yes.

3a. If you believe in souls, which half would have the person's soul in it?

Both would. Souls can't be cut.

you know I never really thought about that until I got married. My husband was complaining one day about how 'one size fits all' really doesn't work in that situation. So he just doesn't wear one. :( I am really scared to let him play any sports without it too. He claims that he is careful, but I am so scared that he will get hurt. :(

I think a poor fitting cup can be more damaging than none at all. The last thing I want is for the wall of my cup and my pelvic bone to turn my buddy into a 'nut sandwich'. :(

"Questions nobody asks."

Did you ever think that there might be ... like, a reason why no one ever asks those questions? Ya think? ROFLMAO! :D

Did you ever think that those reasons are exactly why someone like me asks them? :D

I recommend you hire LG for that job. He seems to have a really good grip on things-which-should-probably-never be-asked. :D

Flattery will get you... well... pretty far, actually. :D

Well, have you ever asked those questions?

Lord knows, I have. :(

I think a poor fitting cup can be more damaging than none at all. The last thing I want is for the wall of my cup and my pelvic bone to turn my buddy into a 'nut sandwich'. :(
yeah, I guess if the choice is being uncomfortable the whole game, or just protecting your stuff occasionally, I understand his choice to go cupless.

I can only liken it to wearing too small a bra, I would rather go without then to be squished. ;)

yeah, I guess if the choice is being uncomfortable the whole game, or just protecting your stuff occasionally, I understand his choice to go cupless.

I can only liken it to wearing too small a bra, I would rather go without then to be squished. ;)

We'd rather you go without too ;) :D

yeah, I guess if the choice is being uncomfortable the whole game, or just protecting your stuff occasionally, I understand his choice to go cupless.

I can only liken it to wearing too small a bra, I would rather go without then to be squished. ;)

Maybe someone ought to make custom cups.

But who would do the measurements? :)

Does satan ever get burning coals stuck in his hooves?

What, I've never heard it asked before...

Maybe someone ought to make custom cups.

But who would do the measurements? :)
I would volunteer, I am sure my husband wouldn't mind. :p

Does satan ever get burning coals stuck in his hooves?

What, I've never heard it asked before...

Nah - he wears the protective footwear known as sandals and socks. Truly there is no footwear more evil,. so it's only natural that he'd wear it.

I'm surprised this hasn't degenerated into a Stephen Wright-a-thon.

I'm surprised this hasn't degenerated into a Stephen Wright-a-thon.

A who-ey what-a-thon?

A who-ey what-a-thon?
The question is NOT 'who is Stephen Wright?' but rather 'Who is John Galt?' :D

The question is NOT 'who is Stephen Wright?' but rather 'Who is John Galt?' :D

Ah not so young one, the real question is; 'Who the hell are either of these people?'

And the real statement that follows afterwards is 'Please excuse my ignorace, I don't mean to cause offence'

Why would anybody try to choke a smurf? They're way too tiny. How would you get your hands around their little necks? Nah. Stuff them into a baggie instead. :)

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B ut could not a smurf choke another smurf?

A who-ey what-a-thon?

here (http://www.notso.com/wright.htm)ya go.

Why are french women hairy,when expensive hair removal products are made there,and presumably cheap(er)?
who is [violet]?
Where are all the dead birds?think about it-how many birds have you seen flying around,minding their own business?now they all have to die eventually,so why arent the streets of every city in the world littered with dead crows and pigeons?

Did you get that off the tv show the panel? cause they said the exact same thing.

Heres a question; why was G. Bush re-elected?

here (http://www.notso.com/wright.htm)ya go.

Cheers Smunkee, some of those were pretty funny :D

1. If you shove someone out of an airlock into deep space, would they freeze to death or explode first?

First they'd pull you out with them. :D

The Answer is Zero
The Question is Meaningless

B ut could not a smurf choke another smurf?
Not unless he (or she, I guess) wants Papa Smurf to bitchslap him (or her) from one end of the Smurf village to the other. Though Smurfette may well enjoy that...;)

What the hell are toenails for?
Keeping the ends of your toes intact. DUH! :D

Did you ever think that those reasons are exactly why someone like me asks them? :D
Satanist! :mp5:

Does satan ever get burning coals stuck in his hooves?

What, I've never heard it asked before...
No, he gets buring souls stuck in his hooves! :p

No, he gets buring souls stuck in his hooves! :p
Oh. My. God. Please tell me I'm just dreaming and no-one made that joke, let alone you, Eut.

Did you get that off the tv show the panel? cause they said the exact same thing.

Heres a question; why was G. Bush re-elected?
'Cause the only other option was Kerry! :p

Oh. My. God. Please tell me I'm just dreaming and no-one made that joke, let alone you, Eut.
Um ... burning soles? :p

I've seen loads of dead birds. They tend to disappear after a couple of days though - either removed by countryside management people, or eaten by scavengers.
Or Homeless People.

Or Homeless People.
Or liberals. :p

No, he gets burning souls stuck in his hooves! :p
I can feel it coming on...that dreadful, ironic noise that must be issued in times of immensely poor jokes........I...can't....stop it....much......lloooonngeeer!!!!!

BA DUM TSCH!

I can feel it coming on...that dreadful, ironic noise that must be issued in times of immensely poor jokes........I...can't....stop it....much......lloooonngeeer!!!!!

BA DUM TSCH!
Hehehe! :D

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

No, he gets buring souls stuck in his hooves! :p

Ashamed though I am to admit it, I actually laughed at that :D Well done Eut, I bow to you as the msater of feeble humour :p

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

More importantly what's the sound of two hand fapping?

I am going to answer every one of these question to the best of my ability...

Do birds fart?
- sure... they poop dont they?

Does Yoda have a special toilet?
- indeed... he must. or else he would fall in

What does Yoda read when he goes?
- i'd have to say he reads some kind of top secret jedi document...

Did any U.S. President(other than Bill Clinton) ever bring their porn collection to the White House after being elected?
- of course... all the presidents are like perverted old men. what do you think?

How many people have drowned in bathtubs this year?
- a lot... seriously. i know its some surprisingly large number...

How many frequent flier miles did they leave behind?
oh im sure that the airlines totally cancelled all their frequent flyer miles as soon as they died... in fact, i bet the airlines sent our secret agents to drown people in their bathtubs so they wouldnt have to give them all their miles...

What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?
- probably the whole entire napoleon dynamite movie...

What animal's urine is the tastiest?
- well... id say a chicken because everything tastes like chicken

What would Brian Boitano do?
- hes an ice skater right?
Has anyone ever made a donut-flavored bagel? Or a bagel-flavored donut?
- yes, i have. in fact, i patented that idea and i run a bakery that makes millions a year on this inventive concept.

Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic?
- definitely... people are real perverted there... porn happening in the streets as people eat their danishes with glee...
How does Darth Vader pee?
- doesnt he have that like giant cup thing on his uniform... i guess he just takes that off and goes
If people catch the Bird Flu, is it still a bird flu?
- yes... because it just used to be between birds then mutated for humans! aaahhhhhhh!!!!! evil killer viruses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we're being watched by interstellar beings, are they enjoying the show?
- oh yeah. who wouldnt love to see a world that if constantly bickering with each other and can never get anything right?

There are certain questions that have probably never been asked before.

I've always wondered about vampires. They're affected by the cross, right? Well, what if the vampire was from the middle east and was moslem? Does the cross still bother him??? If not, what does?

Sigh. That's been bothering me since high school.

What is the manliest way to eat a marshmellow?

mother of all questions

if you try to fail and succeed, then what have you really done?

You've suceeded in failing, by trying.

What is the manliest way to eat a marshmellow?

followed by a swig of beer. it balances out the fluff.

how does tarzan have no facial hair, yet he never shaves?
and if he does, where the fuck did he get the idea to?

have you ever seen a lesbian couple with two girly lesbians?
(a christian friend of mine posed this as proof that gay couples are unnatural, since lesbians have one "guy" and a girl)

how does tarzan have no facial hair, yet he never shaves?
and if he does, where the fuck did he get the idea to?
I always wondered that myself

have you ever seen a lesbian couple with two girly lesbians?
(a christian friend of mine posed this as proof that gay couples are unnatural, since lesbians have one "guy" and a girl)
I have a friend who grew up with a lesbian mother in a commited relationship.

they were both pretty "masculine" so that could disprove your friend (maybe)

If we were meant to be monogamous...why weren't we born married?
BAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!

Was Eva Braun good in bed?


Though I have a feeling that one isn't asked for a different reason than why most of yours aren't asked...

Why did we all just spend so much time reading 14 pages of nonsense?

What's the funniest line in the worst movie you ever saw?
Tough one. Probably from 'Robot Monster' - perhaps the worst sci-fi movie ever made, when the 'monster' (who looked suspiciously like a man in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on his head) threatens a young boy who responds with the classic "Why you nothing but a big bully!" so cheesy, it can't help but make you laugh.

To give you an example of this movie's level, one of the monster's Earth destroying machines was named in the credits as 'The Billion Bubble Blowing machine'. Yep, that's right. The makers of this turkey thought a machine that made bubbles was sufficiently futuristic and ominious enough to warrant a major part in this movie.

Do birds fart?
Chickens do if you jump on them.

Do they eat danishes in Denmark? Is that considered pornographic?

We do. It was us who invented the danish that's why it's named danish...because it's Danish food.

How does Darth Vader pee. I'm more conserned on how he poop.:D

how does tarzan have no facial hair, yet he never shaves?
and if he does, where the fuck did he get the idea to?
His monkey friends yanked it off. The beard that is. Though possibly other things as well. Would explain the howling. Hmm...

have you ever seen a lesbian couple with two girly lesbians?
(a christian friend of mine posed this as proof that gay couples are unnatural, since lesbians have one "guy" and a girl)
Seen? Hell a couple just like that are great friends of mine.

Chickens do if you jump on them.
I tried that... It just instantly silenced...

Oh well I'll just try with the sheep instead:D

Well, okay, who is Victoria? And what exactly is her Secret?

That one has always puzzled me. Especially after comparing her lingerie to Wal-Mart stuff. To me, it's the same. I guess I'm just to male to get it. -_-

Why are there ridges on dimes and quarters, but not nickels and pennies?

What is the difference between XXX and X movies? I honestly can't tell.

Do penguins have knees?

And, uh, if a car is going 28 miles an hour and a fly is flying the car at 4 miles an hour in the same direction... is the fly going 32 miles an hour or 4 miles an hour?

And, uh, if a car is going 28 miles an hour and a fly is flying the car at 4 miles an hour in the same direction... is the fly going 32 miles an hour or 4 miles an hour?

Question of relative motion. With regard to the car, it's doing 4mph. With regard to the world, it's doing 32. But remember: we don't know where the chain of relative motion stops. Relative to the sun, the fly is traveling at thousands of miles an hour, and relative to the center of the universe, many millions of miles an hour!