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http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/tom-sizemore/tom-sizemore01.jpg

I think I'd want Tom Sizemore. He appears to be of similar size and build and his face isn't too much different, although I have a bump in my nose and a large scar on my chin.

The one and only: Me.

Easy one.

http://img80.exs.cx/img80/4509/Chuck_Norris.jpg

I even dress like this...

http://www.routergod.com/agentsmith/smith_firing_gun.jpg

Easy one.

http://linked.mroach.com/chuck_norris_2.jpg
Weird. The link doesn't come up when I view the post, but I see it when I'm typing my response.

"Who should play you in a movie about your life?"

Clint Eastwood or Sean Connery! :D

hayden christiansen (sp)

I've always thought that Liam Neeson would make a good me. He's a good enough actor that he could make even my boring, average life seem interesting.

That being said, the fact is that David Boreanaz looks much more like me, and is about the right age too. (His hair is all wrong, but any competent makeup artist could easily fix that.)

:p

Christian Bale

Bruce Willis as he was in "The Last Boyscout" :cool:

Having seen Ghost World, I'd have to say Steve Buscemi. And he shouldn't have difficulty learning to answer to the name 'Stephen'.

Macaully Culkin (Please don't ask me why...:( )

Macaully Culkin (Please don't ask me why...:( )

...i want to ask why, but i wont...

Macaully Culkin (Please don't ask me why...:( )
Are you skinny, blond, and pasty looking?

...i want to ask why, but i wont...
ROFL! Probably one of the wisest decisions you've made lately! :D

Christian Bale
echt cool ja :cool:

probably David Wenham (http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Faramir.jpg)(faramir from LOTR) cos he looks kinda like me ('cept my nose isn't as ginormous)

Are you skinny, blond, and pasty looking?At the time Home Alone came out, I was (I'm not really blond anymore).

Anna Friel:

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/wenn/annafriel1307.jpg

Gillian Anderson:

http://www.prettygirls.ru/wallpapers/gillian_anderson11.jpg

or Phillipa Forester:

http://www.southport.gb.com/images/phillipa_small.jpg

These choices are because, in the past, I've been told I look like these women. However, that was before I put on a huge amount of weight :) So, ultimately, I myself am the only one for the job :p

I doubt they would make a movie about my life, I am trying to write a novel loosely based on it, but I got bored about half way through and had aliens invade.

If they did though, I am sure they would focus on my teen years, there was more movie worthy scandal going on then (drug abuse, ect.) so probably Liza Weil.

or Phillipa Forester:

yay! one of tv's most underappreciated babes :)

so... you look like her eh? interesting... ;) ;)

I'm an actor, so I can play myself. However, I insist that the girlfriend I don't have IRL be played by her...

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/1445/kzj2oq.png (http://imageshack.us)

I like this sort of thread:)

Personally, it'd be gerard way or adam Lazarra (musicians I know), or, in truth someone like Stephen Fry or Alan Davies.

I like this sort of thread:)

Personally, it'd be gerard way or adam Lazarra (musicians I know), or, in truth someone like Stephen Fry or Alan Davies.Fry is an especially admirable choice :) You're British, right? Fry and Laurie were fantastic. I especially loved Jeeves and Wooster - bloody genius :)

Alan Davies is cool too. Jonathan Creek was quite an entertaining series.

brendan fraser :cool:

http://www.moviesnapshot.com/1994Stills/Airheads.JPG

brendan fraser :cool:

http://www.moviesnapshot.com/1994Stills/Airheads.JPG
:eek: Airheads rules!!

:eek: Airheads rules!!
I know :D

Fry is an especially admirable choice :) You're British, right? Fry and Laurie were fantastic. I especially loved Jeeves and Wooster - bloody genius :)

Alan Davies is cool too. Jonathan Creek was quite an entertaining series.

I've met Stephen Fry, he's a nice bloke too.

As for me being British, only a tad...:p

Al Pacino, when he played in "Scent of a Woman" except I'm not blind. I've even told people I'd "Take a flame thrower to this place" (luckily I wasn't charged! ;) )

EDIT On secong thought, I think Billy Bob Thornton would also make a good me! :D "You ain't gonna shit right for a week"

I really don't think anyone looks TOO much like me that's an A-lister so i'd have to ponder the acting abilities over looks ...
....hmmm....

Jenna Jameson

Nicholas Cage

That bum. No, that one, right over there. No, not the rapper.

Jack Black, clearly.

Clint Eastwood. Not that he & I are anything alike, I just think he's cool.

:cool: The great one

Jack Nicholson

CHONG!

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/tommy-chong.jpg

Jack Black, clearly.

You're probably like a foot taller than him, dude. :p

CHONG!

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/tommy-chong.jpg

I think Cheech is better.

Oliver Reed

Bob Saget

Bob Saget

LOL!

Bob Saget

:D

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/star_wars/chewie.jpg

Why the hell not?

Alan Rickman or my namesake Sean Connery.

Either would be amazing.

My friends and I have hadthis conversation on a number of occasions--they agree that

http://homepage.mac.com/nmalis/iblog/C917247205/E681988392/Media/Pasted%20Graphic.jpg
John Leguizamo

Should play me.

My father and Wife insist that my voice and mannerisms are exactly the same as
http://findfamous.com/pictures/icet.jpg
ICE-T
The funny part is that I am mostly Irish, with some Cheyenne for good luck so I look like this
Me and my wife. (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg)


So whatever.
I guess Ed Norton.

Casper Van Dien.
http://www.sergioleone.net/dm-122.jpg

Of course... how would they pull off the part in the movie where I go see Starship Troopers and it is ike, all badass and life changing for me? That would be weird.

Or maybe Jet-Li. Even though I'm not Asian.
Why? you ask?
Why not? I answer.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/185/3489/1024/al%20pacino%2005.jpg

Definitely the one to play me. :)

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/tom-sizemore/tom-sizemore01.jpg

I think I'd want Tom Sizemore. He appears to be of similar size and build and his face isn't too much different, although I have a bump in my nose and a large scar on my chin.
Okay, I wanted you before, but now I think I have to stalk you:D Do you have a badass New York accent? Excuse me...I need a moment to myself!

Macaully Culkin (Please don't ask me why...:( )

He'd make a good me too.


Yes, I am skinny, blonde, and pasty looking.

I don't really look like any actor I know (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/whosawhatsit.jpg)... at least not in real life.

So I'll just stick with saying that I (used to) look like Keitaro of Love Hina (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/keitaro.jpg) fame. Used to act like him, too: very shy but very idealistic.

And I'd rather look, dress, and sound like this man (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/gmansig.jpg). Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Maybe I'd be better as Freeman (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/gordon.jpg) himself.

I don't know. Do I look like any actual person to you guys? 'Cos I'm having trouble...

....


Orson Welles.

A buff Ralph Fiennes would accurately portray me.

I'm the only one who wants a pornstar to play myself in my life story?

And I'd rather look, dress, and sound like this man (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/gmansig.jpg). Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Maybe I'd be better as Freeman (http://www.totallywaycool.com/kojimyuu/gordon.jpg) himself.


Some people believe that in the Half-Life plot, the G-Man is sort of like Gordon Freeman's conscious, and the reason that Mr. Freeman sees G-Man interacting with people (and said people always end up dying, actually) is just because those are figments of his paranoid imagination. Or something like that.

Oh well, I don't really care much, I just wanna play Half Life 3... whenever it comes out that is.

Would have to be Sean Penn for my early years.

Steve Carrell. He just fits the job perfectly.

Jack Nicholson. Though Dustin Hoffman would probably be more accurate casting. But I like Jack Nicholson better. He has that "close to the edge and way too tightly wrapped psychotic" approach to his roles that make them so memorable.

And that's what I wanna be when I grow up.

Anthony Hopkins

If he lost about 100 pounds, Kevin Smith would look exactly like me. However, if I could choose an actor to play me who didn't have to look like me, I would go with Seth Green. Because his character Oz in BtVS acts and sounds like me.

James D'Arcy i rekon
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0195439/
Subtract the british accent, my hair is fairer and he's more intense looking with a bigger forehead. It's probably a bit too generious for him to play me though:)

Will Estes
http://www.vidiot.com/AmericanDreams/images/AmericanDreams-Estes-09.jpg

http://www.fox.com/reunion/bios/images/will.jpg

TIs I.;)

In terms of character, I'd say Bill Murray. There are few people that can pull off the uninteresting better than he can. Though Russell Crowe did a brilliant role in A Beautiful Mind, which seems pretty similar so far.

And by the time my life is worth making a film about, most of today's actors will have been replaced by new, young ones.

My favorite actor. Even though he's about twenty years older than me, I think he could pull it off.

http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/johnny_depp_04.jpg

I'd go with Nicholas Brendon. Doesn't look much like me, but I like the guy.

And Bloated Goat, your last post screws up the page, maybe you wanna do s.th. about it?

Jason Lee (http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/jasonlee-160.jpg), and no, I don't mean the one with the pineapple on his head.

Probably me because I cant image any actors playing as me without sticking their career in the trash.....

Probably me because I cant image any actors playing as me without sticking their career in the trash.....
Seconded. I am also far too complex for any one man to act. I myself have to use someone else merely to exist without imploding.

Jason Alexander, definately.

Joaquin Phoenix or, perhaps, Adam Sandler.

Ron Livingston or David Herman.

Kevin Smith, only, you know, balding. And he'd have to talk.

This guy...

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/Greenlander3/PuritanBoy.jpg

Dont think anyone is that close, but I would have to say...

http://i.gleeson.us/b2/0504/frodo.jpg

That's right... Frodo. I have been called Frodo by a few of my friends, so I guess that is the closest match.

Edit: My hair is very close to Frodo's... sort of...

My favorite actor. Even though he's about twenty years older than me, I think he could pull it off.

http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/johnny_depp_04.jpg
Micheal Caine?

Vin DIesel, Mr. T, Samuel Jackson, Eddie Murphey. Theyt would all have to represent me at various times of my life.

Marilyn Monroe in Bus Stop for kookiness not looks. I look nothing like her actually. She's dead anyway so this wont be happening any time soon

There's only one actor qualified to play me. He's a bit too tall and a bit too old, but nevertheless...

http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/jim_carrey/photos/4.jpg

Jim Carrey is the only major actor that can pull it off.

Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr.

Nether may look like me, but I know they could portray my emotional essence down to a tee.

Well, according to a friend of mine, I would have the guy from Armageddon who goes nuts on the asteroid. Yeah. I punched the friend.

No one - movie would be too boring to make any money.

Chris Farley! I think he'll most accurately represent me. ;)


I know.....don't remind me.

Jean Reno

I doubt they would make a movie about my life, I am trying to write a novel loosely based on it, but I got bored about half way through and had aliens invade.

Ha! I love it.

I'd get Orlando bloom, Elija woods and bill clinton playing me, theyd switch off every sceen... And it will be a musical about me fighting in WW3 with anikan skywalker, james bond, Adolf hitler, Neo, and many hot 60's looking girls:p , battling Saddom, agent Smith, all those retard Dragon ball Z charecters.

DC...why haven't you posted a picture of yourself yet?

Vin DIesel, Mr. T, Samuel Jackson, Eddie Murphey. Theyt would all have to represent me at various times of my life.
As you get Blacker and Blacker?o_O