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Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.

I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

What, the sea itself isn't enough?

What, the sea itself isn't enough?
With the vast threat somali pirates and killer squid, the sea is nothing!

Nothing, I say!

One time, I was in the ocean, and I thought a fish kept biting me, but it was just the zipper of my swimsuit.

...

Or perhaps a squid.

Nothing, I say!

You only say that because you haven't drowned and met your dark, watery grave yet.

You only say that because you haven't drowned and met your dark, watery grave yet.

And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.

And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.I thought squids only had a toothless (albeit sharp) beak...

And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.

Pfft, shows what you know about me...

Pfft, shows what you know about me...

Well, due to your webcam last night, your rectal cavity seemed to be rather integrious.

Well, due to your webcam last night, your rectal cavity seemed to be rather integrious.

It's nice to know that it was so fine, it inspired you to use such an archaic word as "integrious."

Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.

Whoa. I didn't know scientists had learned so much about them. These guys are badasses.

It's nice to know that it was so fine, it inspired you to use such an archaic word as "integrious."

Indeed, it was fine. My roommate and I enjoyed it greatly.

And thank you for your complement of my wording. Surely, a great man like Fass deserves archaic language.

Indeed, it was fine. My roommate and I enjoyed it greatly.
And thank you for your complement of my wording. Surely, a great man like Fass deserves archaic language.

Yeah, your "roommate."

Yeah, your "roommate."

You might call it that...

You might call it that...

Sure, I'll play along.

Sure, I'll play along.

As I'm sure you want too.

Alas, it is time for slumber.

Fass, I bid ye Farewell. I do so enjoy our comical verbal skirmishes, usually having a homoerotic tone.

Fass, I bid ye Farewell. I do so enjoy our comical verbal skirmishes, usually having a homoerotic tone.

I resent that. Most of my posts do.

Damn, these sound like some scary squid, like in hentai or something.

One time, I was in the ocean, and I thought a fish kept biting me, but it was just the zipper of my swimsuit.

...

Or perhaps a squid.
Or maybe Chuck Norris...

Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
Link to a picture of the cutest cephalopod EVER.

http://zombiedeathkoala.blogspot.com/2005/09/cutest.html

Link to a picture of the cutest cephalopod EVER.

http://zombiedeathkoala.blogspot.com/2005/09/cutest.html

Awwwww...:)

Awwwww...

Well, he looks cute now, but when he grows up, you won't want him anywhere near your school-aged daughter.

Well, he looks cute now, but when he grows up, you won't want him anywhere near your school-aged daughter.

My Daughter+Octopus= Master Race

Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
WTF are you smoking? I want some! :D

WTF are you smoking? I want some! :D

Giant Killer Squid sperm, of course! :D

Has somebody been at the HP Lovecraft?

Has somebody been at the HP Lovecraft?

The where in the what doing who?

[QUOTE=The South Islands]

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
QUOTE]
A better pet.

One word.

Penguins.

The where in the what doing who?
Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.

Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.

Although steven king takes most of the credit.

Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.

Hmmmm...

My Daughter+Evil Squid God Cthulhu=Evil God-like master race

Giant Killer Squid sperm, of course! :DYou too? :eek:

Maybe it was that that caused me to go to the forums...for the first time in, well, ever. As this nation. ^_^

Anyway, I have a pet squid. (That's where I got this stuff from.) Its name is either Teh D00mz0r!!!11!, Sam, or Marikus the Fifth—I'll let you decide for now, because I'm very busy spa... er, increasing my p.... er, debating serious topics. ;)

Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
I absolutely love squid. And no, I have not eaten any because they are so cool!
Was the programme about the ones off the coast of California & Mexico? Might have seen it sometime.
They showed how some divers pretty much assembled a storm trooper outfit over their wetsuit to not be bitten by those lil' buggers ;)

You too? :eek:

Maybe it was that that caused me to go to the forums...for the first time in, well, ever. As this nation. ^_^

Anyway, I have a pet squid. (That's where I got this stuff from.) Its name is either Teh D00mz0r!!!11!, Sam, or Marikus the Fifth—I'll let you decide for now, because I'm very busy spa... er, increasing my p.... er, debating serious topics. ;)

I know, that sperm is some potent stuff.

Damned expensive, though. I had to sell my cat to afford a weeks worht of hits.

I absolutely love squid. And no, I have not eaten any because they are so cool!
Was the programme about the ones off the coast of California & Mexico? Might have seen it sometime.
They showed how some divers pretty much assembled a storm trooper outfit over their wetsuit to not be bitten by those lil' buggers ;)

Yah, that was the one. I want that suit!

Although steven king takes most of the credit.
He's a very modest man.

I know, that sperm is some potent stuff.

Damned expensive, though. I had to sell my cat to afford a weeks worht of hits.
You could just get a squid. :p

They're only about $1,200,000 each for the rare giant squids... and even less for more common kinds.

You could just get a squid. :p

They're only about $1,200,000 each for the rare giant squids... and even less for more common kinds.

Well, I would have no place to keep it. My Loch Ness Monster takes up my backyard pool.

Well, I would have no place to keep it. My Loch Ness Monster takes up my backyard pool.
That's a pity. You could just flood your basement and keep it there. Also handy for snatching the meter readers and other unsuspecting fools who are unfortunate enough to wander down there. ;)

Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit. Where do you think the Kraken legend came from? Vikings who had their ships capsized by 25-metre long squid.

That's a pity. You could just flood your basement and keep it there. Also handy for snatching the meter readers and other unsuspecting fools who are unfortunate enough to wander down there. ;)

Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*

Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*

Cool, that's brilliant. These squid sound so useful, you can use them to get rid of your enemies and make tentacle porn.

Cool, that's brilliant. These squid sound so useful, you can use them to get rid of your enemies and make tentacle porn.

Tentacle porn...with REAL tentacles!

Now, to find some people that want to have a 2 foot long toothy appendage stuck up their ass...hmmmmm.

Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*
:D

That's why so many people go missing in my part of town.

:D

That's why so many people go missing in my part of town.

What, due to sticking people down the hole with killer squid, or tentacle rape?

What, due to sticking people down the hole with killer squid, or tentacle rape?
Both. :D I love having a pet squid. ^_^

Now, to find some people that want to have a 2 foot long toothy appendage stuck up their ass...hmmmmm.
Good luck: I've been looking for a girl who's into that for years...

Both. :D I love having a pet squid. ^_^

I want your squidbabies!

I'm sorry, their parents are very .... protective .... of them.

Let's just say that it's become a lot more difficult for me to type since then....

Although steven king takes most of the credit.

Damn, I hate him. Feed him to the baby octopi!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhu fhtagn!

Now you see the power of the squid!

I'm sorry, their parents are very .... protective .... of them.

Let's just say that it's become a lot more difficult for me to type since then....

I see. Well, I could ask the nice old lady next door to pick them up for me.

Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.
Nope, never heard of him.

If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhu fhtagn!

Now you see the power of the squid!

That's not squid! That's Welsh!

I see. Well, I could ask the nice old lady next door to pick them up for me.
That's a good idea, if she gets back alive.

That's not squid! That's Welsh!
:D

That's not squid! That's Welsh!

Well.. If the Welsh are insane cultists that worship a crazy murderous cephalopod god/thingy. I've never been to Wales, so I wouldn't know.
:)

The blue-ringed octopus.

Quite small, very pretty, extremely poisonous.

http://www.australiancephalopods.com/occy_blue_ring.html

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm

That's not squid! That's Welsh!
Welsh is weird. I used to hang out with some folks who had a celtic band with a welsh name Cwn Anwyn or something. I think we should start shipping those poor folks some vowels.

That's not squid! That's Welsh!
Squid, Welsh,

whats the difference?

The blue-ringed octopus.

Quite small, very pretty, extremely poisonous.

http://www.australiancephalopods.com/occy_blue_ring.html

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm

This is a discussion of Man-Eating squid, so take you octopi elsewhere! :p

That's not squid! That's Welsh!

:D

so take you octopi elsewhere! :p
Possibly the first time that this sentance has ever been uttered. Props.

Well.. If the Welsh are insane cultists that worship a crazy murderous cephalopod god/thingy. I've never been to Wales, so I wouldn't know.
:)

I have, and it's true. They tried to cut off my gonads and sacrifice them to their dark god :(

I have, and it's true. They tried to cut off my gonads and sacrifice them to their dark god :(
You mean the demonic overpowering squid?

You mean the demonic overpowering squid?

Yep. Luckily the task was so monumental that they were overpowered by a sense of worthlessness and utter envy.

Why do I have a feeling that this thread will be sigged like no thread before it.

Yep. Luckily the task was so monumental that they were overpowered by a sense of worthlessness and utter envy.
the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...

the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...

Their gonads will be severed my man eating squid, I assume?

the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...

Only my gonads. It has to be envy.

Their gonads will be severed my man eating squid, I assume?
.......huh? typo somewhere?

Only my gonads. It has to be envy.
try it with the dutch...

try it with the dutch...

They'll just try to smoke them. No thank you. I like my gonads to be as un-dried, cut and smoked as possible.

.......huh? typo somewhere?

How could there possibly be a typo with man eating squid and genitalia?

They'll just try to smoke them. No thank you. I like my gonads to be as un-dried, cut and smoked as possible.
Quite understandable.

[QUOTE=The South Islands]How could there possibly be a typo with man eating squid and genitalia?[/QUOTEi thinky it was the "severed my man eating squid i assume" my-by? i dunno, sounded weird

great point though

Quite understandable.

To be honest, the whole Welsh-cult experience put me off genital mutilation, really.

And they do unnatural things to sheep.

To be honest, the whole Welsh-cult experience put me off genital mutilation, really.

And they do unnatural things to sheep.

They copied their language from the squid, remember?

And they do unnatural things to sheep.[/QUOTE]
haha.

somehow the sentance "The welsh's man-eating squid god severs testicles and they do unnatural things to sheep." strikes me as funny..

EDIT:V Genitalia

I got my own back, anyway. I now go around Wales, obnoxiously singing The Ramones' version of the spider-man theme tune. That showed the bastards.

I got my own back, anyway. I now go around Wales, obnoxiously singing The Ramones' version of the spider-man theme tune. That showed the bastards.

I think that napolean dynamite's version of "yeah" by usher and lil john would do better.

Might just be my thinking though...

EDIT:V John Heder? ah who really cares

This is a discussion of Man-Eating squid, so take you octopi elsewhere! :p

It'll kill you, but it's too small to eat you afterwards. You've made me cry now. :(

I think that napolean dynamite's version of "yeah" by usher and lil john would do better.

Might just be my thinking though...
Pffft. Everyone knows the Welsh hate good music, and The Ramones was the best I could think of. It was that or The Bay City Rollers. I probably made the right choice.

Pffft. Everyone knows the Welsh hate good music, and The Ramones was the best I could think of. It was that or The Bay City Rollers. I probably made the right choice.
Three words.

Guns
and
Roses

It'll kill you, but it's too small to eat you afterwards. You've made me cry now. :(

Ha!

I shall sick my Man-Eating Squid/Loch Ness Monster hybrid on you!

Three words.

Guns
and
Roses

Off-topic:Guns and Roses:girly girl girl ponce pink frilly underpants music.

The Ramones: obnoxious, loud, very good.

Off-topic:Guns and Roses:girly girl girl ponce pink frilly underpants music.

The Ramones: obnoxious, loud, very good.
Not the whole band.
Continuously looped slash solos would suffice

I just don't like screaming tight-trousers music.

On-topic: yeah. Squid. WOO!

All im sayin is that the man knows his way around a guitar.

This thread so did not deserve 6 or 7 pages

The hell it didn't!

SQUID: FUCK YEAH!

The hell it didn't!

SQUID: FUCK YEAH!
Gooooood

that's what you're supposed to say.

Despite my previous squid-cultist experience, I've decided I will become a squid-propagandist.

Is it easy to tell I'm just trying to get to the all-important 4,000th post? Oh well, just 1,700 more...

Squ-id...
Squ-id...
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Octopus your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my tentcles, and suck on my beak,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!