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Squidity Squid Squid Squid!

The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:21
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:25
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

What, the sea itself isn't enough?
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:26
What, the sea itself isn't enough?
With the vast threat somali pirates and killer squid, the sea is nothing!

Nothing, I say!
The Eliki
18-11-2005, 07:28
One time, I was in the ocean, and I thought a fish kept biting me, but it was just the zipper of my swimsuit.

...

Or perhaps a squid.
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:29
Nothing, I say!

You only say that because you haven't drowned and met your dark, watery grave yet.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:30
You only say that because you haven't drowned and met your dark, watery grave yet.

And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.
The Eliki
18-11-2005, 07:31
And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.I thought squids only had a toothless (albeit sharp) beak...
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:32
And you say that because you have not been punctured by hundreds of razor sharp teeth while being violated by a tentacle.

Pfft, shows what you know about me...
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:35
Pfft, shows what you know about me...

Well, due to your webcam last night, your rectal cavity seemed to be rather integrious.
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:37
Well, due to your webcam last night, your rectal cavity seemed to be rather integrious.

It's nice to know that it was so fine, it inspired you to use such an archaic word as "integrious."
Lord-General Drache
18-11-2005, 07:39
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.

Whoa. I didn't know scientists had learned so much about them. These guys are badasses.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:40
It's nice to know that it was so fine, it inspired you to use such an archaic word as "integrious."

Indeed, it was fine. My roommate and I enjoyed it greatly.

And thank you for your complement of my wording. Surely, a great man like Fass deserves archaic language.
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:42
Indeed, it was fine. My roommate and I enjoyed it greatly.
And thank you for your complement of my wording. Surely, a great man like Fass deserves archaic language.

Yeah, your "roommate."
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:43
Yeah, your "roommate."

You might call it that...
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:44
You might call it that...

Sure, I'll play along.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 07:47
Sure, I'll play along.

As I'm sure you want too.

Alas, it is time for slumber.

Fass, I bid ye Farewell. I do so enjoy our comical verbal skirmishes, usually having a homoerotic tone.
Fass
18-11-2005, 07:53
Fass, I bid ye Farewell. I do so enjoy our comical verbal skirmishes, usually having a homoerotic tone.

I resent that. Most of my posts do.
Letila
18-11-2005, 18:41
Damn, these sound like some scary squid, like in hentai or something.
Sucker Punch
18-11-2005, 18:47
One time, I was in the ocean, and I thought a fish kept biting me, but it was just the zipper of my swimsuit.

...

Or perhaps a squid.
Or maybe Chuck Norris...
Bottle
18-11-2005, 18:49
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
Link to a picture of the cutest cephalopod EVER.

http://zombiedeathkoala.blogspot.com/2005/09/cutest.html
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 22:22
Link to a picture of the cutest cephalopod EVER.

http://zombiedeathkoala.blogspot.com/2005/09/cutest.html

Awwwww...:)
Letila
18-11-2005, 22:51
Awwwww...

Well, he looks cute now, but when he grows up, you won't want him anywhere near your school-aged daughter.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 22:54
Well, he looks cute now, but when he grows up, you won't want him anywhere near your school-aged daughter.

My Daughter+Octopus= Master Race
Eutrusca
18-11-2005, 22:56
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
WTF are you smoking? I want some! :D
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 22:58
WTF are you smoking? I want some! :D

Giant Killer Squid sperm, of course! :D
Cahnt
18-11-2005, 22:59
Has somebody been at the HP Lovecraft?
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:00
Has somebody been at the HP Lovecraft?

The where in the what doing who?
Misunderestimates
18-11-2005, 23:01
[QUOTE=The South Islands]

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
QUOTE]
A better pet.

One word.

Penguins.
Cahnt
18-11-2005, 23:03
The where in the what doing who?
Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.
Misunderestimates
18-11-2005, 23:05
Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.

Although steven king takes most of the credit.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:05
Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.

Hmmmm...

My Daughter+Evil Squid God Cthulhu=Evil God-like master race
Mauvasia
18-11-2005, 23:10
Giant Killer Squid sperm, of course! :DYou too? :eek:

Maybe it was that that caused me to go to the forums...for the first time in, well, ever. As this nation. ^_^

Anyway, I have a pet squid. (That's where I got this stuff from.) Its name is either Teh D00mz0r!!!11!, Sam, or Marikus the Fifth—I'll let you decide for now, because I'm very busy spa... er, increasing my p.... er, debating serious topics. ;)
German Nightmare
18-11-2005, 23:14
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit.
I absolutely love squid. And no, I have not eaten any because they are so cool!
Was the programme about the ones off the coast of California & Mexico? Might have seen it sometime.
They showed how some divers pretty much assembled a storm trooper outfit over their wetsuit to not be bitten by those lil' buggers ;)
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:15
You too? :eek:

Maybe it was that that caused me to go to the forums...for the first time in, well, ever. As this nation. ^_^

Anyway, I have a pet squid. (That's where I got this stuff from.) Its name is either Teh D00mz0r!!!11!, Sam, or Marikus the Fifth—I'll let you decide for now, because I'm very busy spa... er, increasing my p.... er, debating serious topics. ;)

I know, that sperm is some potent stuff.

Damned expensive, though. I had to sell my cat to afford a weeks worht of hits.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:15
I absolutely love squid. And no, I have not eaten any because they are so cool!
Was the programme about the ones off the coast of California & Mexico? Might have seen it sometime.
They showed how some divers pretty much assembled a storm trooper outfit over their wetsuit to not be bitten by those lil' buggers ;)

Yah, that was the one. I want that suit!
Cahnt
18-11-2005, 23:18
Although steven king takes most of the credit.
He's a very modest man.
Mauvasia
18-11-2005, 23:18
I know, that sperm is some potent stuff.

Damned expensive, though. I had to sell my cat to afford a weeks worht of hits.
You could just get a squid. :p

They're only about $1,200,000 each for the rare giant squids... and even less for more common kinds.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:20
You could just get a squid. :p

They're only about $1,200,000 each for the rare giant squids... and even less for more common kinds.

Well, I would have no place to keep it. My Loch Ness Monster takes up my backyard pool.
Mauvasia
18-11-2005, 23:23
Well, I would have no place to keep it. My Loch Ness Monster takes up my backyard pool.
That's a pity. You could just flood your basement and keep it there. Also handy for snatching the meter readers and other unsuspecting fools who are unfortunate enough to wander down there. ;)
Liskeinland
18-11-2005, 23:28
Squid are cool. I wish I had a pet squid. Does anyone here have a pet squid?

On a more serious note, I'm watching a programme on the discovery channel about these killer squid. Ones that bite and do nasty things with their tenticles. (http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story)
I think we have another thing to worry about in the sea, aside from sharks, whales, and somali pirates.

I need my anti-squid suit. Where do you think the Kraken legend came from? Vikings who had their ships capsized by 25-metre long squid.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:40
That's a pity. You could just flood your basement and keep it there. Also handy for snatching the meter readers and other unsuspecting fools who are unfortunate enough to wander down there. ;)

Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*
Letila
18-11-2005, 23:47
Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*

Cool, that's brilliant. These squid sound so useful, you can use them to get rid of your enemies and make tentacle porn.
The South Islands
18-11-2005, 23:50
Cool, that's brilliant. These squid sound so useful, you can use them to get rid of your enemies and make tentacle porn.

Tentacle porn...with REAL tentacles!

Now, to find some people that want to have a 2 foot long toothy appendage stuck up their ass...hmmmmm.
Mauvasia
18-11-2005, 23:55
Hmmmm...

Repoman: "I'm here to reposess your 10,000 dollar computer system."

Me:"Pity. Well, It's downstairs."

*pain ensues*
:D

That's why so many people go missing in my part of town.
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 00:14
:D

That's why so many people go missing in my part of town.

What, due to sticking people down the hole with killer squid, or tentacle rape?
Mauvasia
19-11-2005, 00:21
What, due to sticking people down the hole with killer squid, or tentacle rape?
Both. :D I love having a pet squid. ^_^
Cahnt
19-11-2005, 00:26
Now, to find some people that want to have a 2 foot long toothy appendage stuck up their ass...hmmmmm.
Good luck: I've been looking for a girl who's into that for years...
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 00:26
Both. :D I love having a pet squid. ^_^

I want your squidbabies!
Mauvasia
19-11-2005, 00:28
I'm sorry, their parents are very .... protective .... of them.

Let's just say that it's become a lot more difficult for me to type since then....
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 00:32
Although steven king takes most of the credit.

Damn, I hate him. Feed him to the baby octopi!
Ftagn
19-11-2005, 00:37
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhu fhtagn!

Now you see the power of the squid!
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 00:38
I'm sorry, their parents are very .... protective .... of them.

Let's just say that it's become a lot more difficult for me to type since then....

I see. Well, I could ask the nice old lady next door to pick them up for me.
CthulhuFhtagn
19-11-2005, 00:39
Horror writer from the '30s.
He wrote about the evil squid god Cthulhu.
Nope, never heard of him.

If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 00:41
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhu fhtagn!

Now you see the power of the squid!

That's not squid! That's Welsh!
Mauvasia
19-11-2005, 00:42
I see. Well, I could ask the nice old lady next door to pick them up for me.
That's a good idea, if she gets back alive.
Cahnt
19-11-2005, 00:44
That's not squid! That's Welsh!
:D
Ftagn
19-11-2005, 00:53
That's not squid! That's Welsh!

Well.. If the Welsh are insane cultists that worship a crazy murderous cephalopod god/thingy. I've never been to Wales, so I wouldn't know.
:)
Boonytopia
19-11-2005, 01:06
The blue-ringed octopus.

Quite small, very pretty, extremely poisonous.

http://www.australiancephalopods.com/occy_blue_ring.html

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm
Drunk commies deleted
19-11-2005, 01:11
That's not squid! That's Welsh!
Welsh is weird. I used to hang out with some folks who had a celtic band with a welsh name Cwn Anwyn or something. I think we should start shipping those poor folks some vowels.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:15
That's not squid! That's Welsh!
Squid, Welsh,

whats the difference?
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:17
The blue-ringed octopus.

Quite small, very pretty, extremely poisonous.

http://www.australiancephalopods.com/occy_blue_ring.html

http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/blueringedoctopus.htm

This is a discussion of Man-Eating squid, so take you octopi elsewhere! :p
Letila
19-11-2005, 01:19
That's not squid! That's Welsh!

:D
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:20
so take you octopi elsewhere! :p
Possibly the first time that this sentance has ever been uttered. Props.
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:21
Well.. If the Welsh are insane cultists that worship a crazy murderous cephalopod god/thingy. I've never been to Wales, so I wouldn't know.
:)

I have, and it's true. They tried to cut off my gonads and sacrifice them to their dark god :(
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:21
I have, and it's true. They tried to cut off my gonads and sacrifice them to their dark god :(
You mean the demonic overpowering squid?
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:22
You mean the demonic overpowering squid?

Yep. Luckily the task was so monumental that they were overpowered by a sense of worthlessness and utter envy.
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:23
Why do I have a feeling that this thread will be sigged like no thread before it.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:24
Yep. Luckily the task was so monumental that they were overpowered by a sense of worthlessness and utter envy.
the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:25
the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...

Their gonads will be severed my man eating squid, I assume?
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:26
the cutting of your gonads silenced the welsh? If only other nationalities could be silenced by gonads...

Only my gonads. It has to be envy.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:26
Their gonads will be severed my man eating squid, I assume?
.......huh? typo somewhere?
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:27
Only my gonads. It has to be envy.
try it with the dutch...
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:28
try it with the dutch...

They'll just try to smoke them. No thank you. I like my gonads to be as un-dried, cut and smoked as possible.
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:28
.......huh? typo somewhere?

How could there possibly be a typo with man eating squid and genitalia?
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:28
They'll just try to smoke them. No thank you. I like my gonads to be as un-dried, cut and smoked as possible.
Quite understandable.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:29
[QUOTE=The South Islands]How could there possibly be a typo with man eating squid and genitalia?[/QUOTEi thinky it was the "severed my man eating squid i assume" my-by? i dunno, sounded weird

great point though
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:29
Quite understandable.

To be honest, the whole Welsh-cult experience put me off genital mutilation, really.

And they do unnatural things to sheep.
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:31
To be honest, the whole Welsh-cult experience put me off genital mutilation, really.

And they do unnatural things to sheep.

They copied their language from the squid, remember?
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:32
And they do unnatural things to sheep.[/QUOTE]
haha.

somehow the sentance "The welsh's man-eating squid god severs testicles and they do unnatural things to sheep." strikes me as funny..

EDIT:V Genitalia
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:33
I got my own back, anyway. I now go around Wales, obnoxiously singing The Ramones' version of the spider-man theme tune. That showed the bastards.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:35
I got my own back, anyway. I now go around Wales, obnoxiously singing The Ramones' version of the spider-man theme tune. That showed the bastards.

I think that napolean dynamite's version of "yeah" by usher and lil john would do better.

Might just be my thinking though...

EDIT:V John Heder? ah who really cares
Boonytopia
19-11-2005, 01:35
This is a discussion of Man-Eating squid, so take you octopi elsewhere! :p

It'll kill you, but it's too small to eat you afterwards. You've made me cry now. :(
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:37
I think that napolean dynamite's version of "yeah" by usher and lil john would do better.

Might just be my thinking though...
Pffft. Everyone knows the Welsh hate good music, and The Ramones was the best I could think of. It was that or The Bay City Rollers. I probably made the right choice.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:38
Pffft. Everyone knows the Welsh hate good music, and The Ramones was the best I could think of. It was that or The Bay City Rollers. I probably made the right choice.
Three words.

Guns
and
Roses
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 01:40
It'll kill you, but it's too small to eat you afterwards. You've made me cry now. :(

Ha!

I shall sick my Man-Eating Squid/Loch Ness Monster hybrid on you!
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:41
Three words.

Guns
and
Roses

Off-topic:Guns and Roses:girly girl girl ponce pink frilly underpants music.

The Ramones: obnoxious, loud, very good.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:42
Off-topic:Guns and Roses:girly girl girl ponce pink frilly underpants music.

The Ramones: obnoxious, loud, very good.
Not the whole band.
Continuously looped slash solos would suffice
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:43
I just don't like screaming tight-trousers music.

On-topic: yeah. Squid. WOO!
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:43
All im sayin is that the man knows his way around a guitar.
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:46
This thread so did not deserve 6 or 7 pages
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:47
The hell it didn't!

SQUID: FUCK YEAH!
Misunderestimates
19-11-2005, 01:48
The hell it didn't!

SQUID: FUCK YEAH!
Gooooood

that's what you're supposed to say.
Ankhmet
19-11-2005, 01:53
Despite my previous squid-cultist experience, I've decided I will become a squid-propagandist.

Is it easy to tell I'm just trying to get to the all-important 4,000th post? Oh well, just 1,700 more...
The South Islands
19-11-2005, 02:25
Squ-id...
Squ-id...
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Octopus your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my tentcles, and suck on my beak,
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
Squ-id, FUCK YEAH!