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Does anyone else hate time? Time sucks! I don't want to age! I would prefer to be a 3-year-old, running around without a care in the world. But the ravages of time have brought decay to what memory I have left. Time has left me with many stories to tell, none of which I am proud (although, I suppose surviving is an admirable feat), and stupidity is plaguing the passing seconds of life. Damn time!

So, does anyone have a suggestion as to how we can rid ourselves of this meddlesome force?

It's called death. Pretty much puts a stop to everything.

Well you could make everything in the universe stop moving, so the time dimension would have no use whatsoever....hmmmm *ponders*

Well you could make everything in the universe stop moving, so the time dimension would have no use whatsoever....hmmmm *ponders*

Nah, only Chuck Norris has that kind of power.

Nah, only Chuck Norris has that kind of power.
Okay...

you could ask Chuck Norris if he would do the above, but I think he would refuse since stop moving would mean no more ass kicking

Okay...

you could ask Chuck Norris if he would do the above, but I think he would refuse since stop moving would mean no more ass kicking

And he'd probably just respond by giving you a roundhouse kick to the face.

And he'd probably just respond by giving you a roundhouse kick to the face.
That would be so cool

"Hey I got kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.....wanna shag?"

Chicks do dig guys who've been kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. I mean, really...how could they not?

Chicks do dig guys who've been kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. I mean, really...how could they not?
Now if I'd only have an evil plot to destroy the free world....hmmmm.....

Now if I'd only have an evil plot to destroy the free world....hmmmm.....


You mean, like stopping time perhaps? ;)

I can feel your pain, OP. I'm 25 years old, which you'd think is really freakin young, but I'm already 15%-20% grey on the head, and I make that UUGGHHHHHH sound every time I get up off the couch. You know the one. It's the same one you made when you were 18 and you were lifting 300 pounds.

My knees also creak and pop like a pirate ship in a storm, and I find myself using the phrase "just wait" when ever my brother in law makes fun of me for my slight potbelly that I just can't get rid of.

Well if you hate Thyme so much, perhaps try Oregano...

Well if you hate Thyme so much, perhaps try Oregano...
I heard the weather is nice there this time of year! ;)

That would be so cool

"Hey I got kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.....wanna shag?"
Um, no. A roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris would result in certain death. No more shagging for you. And, incedentally, it would put a stop to that aging problem mentioned in the OP.

Olara']Um, no. A roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris would result in certain death. No more shagging for you. And, incedentally, it would put a stop to that aging problem mentioned in the OP.
Oh really?

Ever heard of Rigor Mortis? :eek:

Oh really?

Ever heard of Rigor Mortis? :eek:

Doesn't he write those self-help books?

Doesn't he write those self-help books?
No he got writer's cramp.....or some kind of cramp anyway :D

And he's retaining water.