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www.weebles.net/movies/macintosh.wmv
Mac killed my inner child too.


If you've used a Mac, you will die watching this.

You know, that might be funny if it wasn't so, well, sucky.

I found that rather humorous, but I blame the drinking of the whiskey that I've been doing. that and he broke stuff, yeah....anyways, kinda funny, though if I wasn't "soberly impaired" I don't think I'd like it too much.

"Then Norton says. You moron. You are using a Macintosh. The file is fucking gone!!!!!!!"

You know, that might be funny if it wasn't so, well, sucky.
You've obviously never used a Macintosh in your life

You've obviously never used a Macintosh in your life
Everyone born before 1990 has used a God damn Macintosh and no-one (save you and a drunken buffoon) finds it humorous

I thought it was funnier than hell! "The files are FUCKING GONE"

Everyone born before 1990 has used a God damn Macintosh and no-one (save you and a drunken buffoon) finds it humorous

Actually, it's pretty funny, and so very true. You ain't one of them Mac fans, are yeh?

Actually, it's pretty funny, and so very true. You ain't one of them Mac fans, are yeh?
What? Do you got a problem with people you suspect are Mac fans?

Funny.

Everyone born before 1990 has used a God damn Macintosh and no-one (save you and a drunken buffoon) finds it humorous

I'm not a drunken buffoon, I'm a soberly impaired buffoon, you're only drunk when you can't hold onto a single blade of grass and are tossed from the rotation of the earth because of it. and since I'm still able to hold on, I'm not drunk.

can't open or download it... doesn't seem to exist :(

can't open or download it... doesn't seem to exist :(
Ah.. Using a Mac then, are we?

Ah.. Using a Mac then, are we?
fuck no :p

oooh it just worked... was getting lots of crazy 'cannot find server' etc etc messages

hehehe i've seen this before (i think) but its still funny :p


"you idiot, you own a macintosh! the file is fucking gone!!" :D

Everyone born before 1990 has used a God damn Macintosh and no-one (save you and a drunken buffoon) finds it humorous

I've used Macs, and I found it pretty funny.

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I thought this was kinda funny and I sent it to my boss who is the only person using a Mac for regular work in our office.

It reminds me of a saying I heard once...(hopefully I amn't repeating something said in this thread already):

Linux for Servers

Macintosh for Graphics

Palm for Mobility

Windows for Solitaire

There's only one good thing I have to say about mac...
They don't get viruses because it takes to f*cking long to write them!

There's only one good thing I have to say about mac...
They don't get viruses because it takes to f*cking long to write them!
LOL

YOU IDIOT!!!! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH!!!! THE FILE IS FUCKING GONE!!!!

that was the best
and it was all so true
iam going to have to send it to my history teacher loves with macs( insert evil grin)

This would be even funnier if it were really about Macs.

And funnier yet if it were about Microsoft Customer Service.

I've used Macs (as a matter of fact I'm USING a Mac right now) and I'm not suffering from ANY of his complaints.

Maybe it's just bad karma...I dunno...

(Of subject, that video was VERY funny, I've saved it onto my desktop...yes my dreaded MACINTOSH desktop!)

YOU IDIOT!!!! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH!!!! THE FILE IS FUCKING GONE!!!!
Yes, it is a shame the Mac OS did exactly what you told it to.

Interesting how it's supposed to have been edited on a Ma and stuff, but it's a wmv.

Interesting how it's supposed to have been edited on a Ma and stuff, but it's a wmv.
It's just another example of how humor has deteriorated. George Carlin may have been vulgar with his humor, but the vulgarity wasn't what made it funny. A lot of humor, American anyway, seems to be based on the premise that it's funnier if it's filthier.

It's just another example of how humor has deteriorated. George Carlin may have been vulgar with his humor, but the vulgarity wasn't what made it funny. A lot of humor, American anyway, seems to be based on the premise that it's funnier if it's filthier.

I have to admit that I did laugh at the "reserved for the holy blue apple part," but I agree with you that the profane bits weren't all that funny.

It's just another example of how humor has deteriorated. George Carlin may have been vulgar with his humor, but the vulgarity wasn't what made it funny. A lot of humor, American anyway, seems to be based on the premise that it's funnier if it's filthier.

So true, and so sad. That's why I like British "humour" so much; American humor has just gotten worse.

So true, and so sad. That's why I like British "humour" so much; American humor has just gotten worse.
British humor is about as enjoyable as falling down a flight of steps with a bucket of nails shoved up your ass.

Case in point ---------> Benny Hill

Case in point ---------> Benny Hill

Monty Python and Eddie Izzard make up for Benny Hill ten thousand times over.

Fascinating how an "lol video funny" post turns into an existential quandary on the unfortunate state of humor in this post-modern era of ours. Only on NS.;)

For a good time, keep replaying that part where he drop kicks the iMac.