Germans make the best ovens...
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 05:21
...and other things you know you shouldn't laugh at, but do.
My personal weakness is anything envolving homeless people getting kicked, robbed or generally mistreated. The worst part is I valunteer to help the homeless.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-11-2005, 05:25
...and other things you know you shouldn't laugh at, but do.
My personal weakness is anything envolving homeless people getting kicked, robbed or generally mistreated. The worst part is I valunteer to help the homeless.
So-you like that guy acting like the crocodile hunter a year or so ago, that "caught" homeless men and descibed them to the camera as if they were a wallaby, then released them?
or -you didnt like it?
People without names
17-11-2005, 05:28
So-you like that guy acting like the crocodile hunter a year or so ago, that "caught" homeless men and descibed them to the camera as if they were a wallaby, then released them?
or -you didnt like it?
thats hilarious, where was this at?
Serapindal
17-11-2005, 05:29
Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. They don't come out.
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 05:30
So-you like that guy acting like the crocodile hunter a year or so ago, that "caught" homeless men and descibed them to the camera as if they were a wallaby, then released them?
or -you didnt like it?
Depends. Do you have a video I could watch?
Dragons with Guns
17-11-2005, 05:32
So a baby seal walks into a club....
I think the saddest part of this whole thing is that I didn't get the "Germans make the best ovens" thing until I read that I shouldn't laugh at it:p
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 05:36
So a baby seal walks into a club....
lmao
NS General needs more threads like this. :D
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 05:36
I think the saddest part of this whole thing is that I didn't get the "Germans make the best ovens" thing until I read that I shouldn't laugh at it:p
I'm good that way
Germanische Zustande
17-11-2005, 05:47
How'd the Grand Canyon form?
A Jew lost a nickel down a well.
Santa Barbara
17-11-2005, 06:29
what do you call an impotent dog?
it doesn't matter, he'll never come when you call him. ha ha ha hahahahahaha! *thud*
what do you call an impotent dog?
it doesn't matter, he'll never come when you call him. ha ha ha hahahahahaha! *thud*
*quickly discards wooden bat*
What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. ;)
(And obviously I am just joking around. I wish I didn't have to say this everytime I made a racial joke.)
Abberflack
17-11-2005, 06:40
What do you say to a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven.
Wow, that was bad, I'm gonna go do penance... :p
<small print>NOTE: this posting not intended to offend, just humor</small print>
Sick Nightmares
17-11-2005, 06:57
Did you hear about the jew who worked at the ceramics plant?
He only lasted 5 minutes, and then he got fired
(I just made that one up, hand to god)
Unabashed Greed
17-11-2005, 06:59
In all seriousness, they do make superior appliances. They also make the best euro style kitchen knives.
Sick Nightmares
17-11-2005, 07:03
In all seriousness, they do make superior appliances. They also make the best euro style kitchen knives.
I agree there! I need to get myself a good German chopping knife. I hate having to resharpen mine! I use a glass cutting board (bacteria can grow in wood unless your really careful) so it's a bit tough on the blade.
Secluded Islands
17-11-2005, 07:22
...and other things you know you shouldn't laugh at, but do.
My personal weakness is anything envolving homeless people getting kicked, robbed or generally mistreated. The worst part is I valunteer to help the homeless.
i guess your not a fan of bum fights...
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 07:25
What do you say to a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven.
Wow, that was bad, I'm gonna go do penance... :p
<small print>NOTE: this posting not intended to offend, just humor</small print>
It's funny 'cos I'm black and part Jew!
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 07:26
i guess your not a fan of bum fights...
What you do in your own bedroom is your bussiness... ;)
In all seriousness though, I find it repugnent.
Saladish
17-11-2005, 07:33
The holocast is a very serious thing in my family. My grandpa died in a concentration camp... He fell off a gaurd tower!
How do you keep a black man from drowning?
Take you foot off his head.
What is the difference between a mexican and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Sick Nightmares
17-11-2005, 07:49
I have an overwhelming urge to laugh when I see little kids getting yelled at, for some reason. Especially when they spaz out really bad and start crying.
I have an overwhelming urge to laugh when I see little kids getting yelled at, for some reason. Especially when they spaz out really bad and start crying.
Waaaah! I'm telling mom! :sob:
Neu Leonstein
17-11-2005, 08:08
I agree there! I need to get myself a good German chopping knife. I hate having to resharpen mine! I use a glass cutting board (bacteria can grow in wood unless your really careful) so it's a bit tough on the blade.
Japan makes better cooking knives though. They have actual smiths there where the families have been making them for centuries.
They're like Swords...and that always makes a good impression. Not cheap though.
Rotovia-
17-11-2005, 08:10
Japan makes better cooking knives though. They have actual smiths there where the families have been making them for centuries.
They're like Swords...and that always makes a good impression. Not cheap though.
Hey Leo, did you end up going to the IR march?