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In the grand tradition of people leaving here "4eva!" I'm going to be dissapearing from here for a time period ranging from awhile to eternity in order to sort out a few questions I've been dealing with and clean my spiritual closet. I only hope that you all can manage to be bitter and combative without my vile presence, because, unlike certain other self-exiles, I think that the hate is what makes this place great.
So, yeah, you can ignore this if you want. I'm mainly starting this thread to put something on the record about me leaving, this way I won't be tempted to simply log on again tommorow.

How long you going to be gone for?

*roots for the "not addicted" picture for when you log in tomorrow*

In the grand tradition of people leaving here "4eva!" I'm going to be dissapearing from here for a time period ranging from awhile to eternity in order to sort out a few questions I've been dealing with and clean my spiritual closet. I only hope that you all can manage to be bitter and combative without my vile presence, because, unlike certain other self-exiles, I think that the hate is what makes this place great.
So, yeah, you can ignore this if you want. I'm mainly starting this thread to put something on the record about me leaving, this way I won't be tempted to simply log on again tommorow.

No one would hold it against you if you just came back tomorrow, you know? :rolleyes:

No one would hold it against you if you just came back tomorrow, you know? :rolleyes:
Yes, but I have this thing about following through with what I say. I know, crazy, but that's just the way we roll at the asylum.

well good luck with your endevers, and hope to see you back here soon:)

How long you going to be gone for?
*shrugs*
It could be a week, or I could become Amish during the process and never touch a computer again. It could happen, last time I did this I went from Neo-Nazi Christian to Libertarian Agnostic.

As long as you keep preaching the word of killer whale jesus (I'm thinking "Orcus"), the world will be fine...

I go missing regularly, I just grab some Elven bread, a short friend who I call Sam, and I pay 10,000 people to fight a war in front of me when I am coming back and reach 1/2 mile to the house.

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out! Wait, what? Theres no door?......

How the hell do I get out of this thing? Wait, take me with you!

DO you really mean to say that this handle is taking a break and a puppet with a different stance will be lurking about?

As long as you keep preaching the word of killer whale jesus (I'm thinking "Orcus"), the world will be fine...
One cannot shorten the name of Killer Whale Jesus, for that is his name and remembering more than one thing at a time causes him to become confused and grouchy.
And you don't want to see Him confused and grouchy.

And, no Sick, where I go no man can follow, but if you're a cute chick then you can tag along just fine. Provided that you burn your all bras before we go, as a symbol of freedom, or something.

DO you really mean to say that this handle is taking a break and a puppet with a different stance will be lurking about?
I've said it before: I'm far too lazy to maintain a puppet. Even simply using just the puppet while leaving Fiddlebottoms would require too much work.

You son of a bitch. Trying to quit to make me, Czardas, and the rest of your crowd look bad. :mad:
When you return you will receive 72 hookers and a bottle of whiskey, so hurry.
Good luck, oh and...

You'll be back. They ALL come back!

I've said it before: I'm far too lazy to maintain a puppet. Even simply using just the puppet while leaving Fiddlebottoms would require too much work.

You and me both

I truly don’t know what NS will do without you, Fiddles. May your journey of self discovery be productive and none homosexual.

You son of a bitch. Trying to quit to make me, Czardas, and the rest of your crowd look bad. :mad:
I'd never do that. You and Czardas make yourselves look bad enough that such efforts are horribly redundant.
You'll be back. They ALL come back!
Never said I wouldn't, and maybe that is the secret to permanent escape? The M0D C0N5P1R4CY doesn't pursue you as fast if they think you'll probably come back anyway.

Well, Fiddlebottoms, I'll miss you for one. I'd say your in my top five NS'ers of all time. Hurry back, it won't be the same without you.

I'd never do that. You and Czardas make yourselves look bad enough that such efforts are horribly redundant.
But if you did it, you could claim the results. I thought you were an opportunist.

Never said I wouldn't, and maybe that is the secret to permanent escape? The M0D C0N5P1R4CY doesn't pursue you as fast if they think you'll probably come back anyway.
Either way, I'll miss you. Even though we all know you're just going to spend the time you have masturbating to free internet porn via google, we'll await your return.

*shrugs*
It could be a week, or I could become Amish during the process and never touch a computer again. It could happen, last time I did this I went from Neo-Nazi Christian to Libertarian Agnostic.
You should come back as a Pagan Socialist. Wouldn't that be cool?

Fiddlebottoms if you are ever in the Pacific Northwest give me a mail. You have a free drink waiting at my bar. You have to wear pants and your friends are going to have to stay outside.

I've been dealing with and clean my spiritual closet.

I told you ... your car keys are in the jacket pocket you wore to the opera last Teusday. Yeesh!

if you can snatch the stone from the hand of chuck norris, you will attain enlightenment. may this be your goal on your spiritual journey...farewell...

For the record I'm still technically on hiatus from the forum... hey, at least I went down from 100 to 25-50 posts a day. If I could do that for cups of coffee, by colon could stop exploding...

Ps. I'll miss fiddlin' with you Fiddles...