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I was watching AFC's 100 most Memorable Movie quotes. Now I don't know if I made this before, but post a memorable forum quote and I'll put them in some rough order. Okay? Good. Got it. Goddamn it. Go.

What was that classic Jesussaves one? Where he took a word and misspelt it brilliantly.

The DCD one in my sig

Bush is neither a dictator nor a penis shaped potato. Bush is just a bad president.
Short, simple, brilliant.

What was that classic Jesussaves one? Where he took a word and misspelt it brilliantly.

Someone said: "I think you're a parody."
He replied: "I don't care what you think, you can't even spell parrot."

There's nothing like glorifying war, AND having a nationalist dickwaving party at the same time.
- Kroisistan

I quite agree. Sex is over-rated. Sex is for squares. The only people who want sex are the ones who do not get enough drugs.
- The Community of Korephilia


Facists don't think "hmmm this mixture of socialism, capitalism combined with an authoritarian system intregues me," they think "i hate niggers. who'll help me?"
- DHomme




plus there's a few in my sig i think... yeah: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9833287&postcount=20 http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9836531&postcount=31http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9876993&postcount=59

edit: lmao @ the jesussaves one :p :p

Someone said: "I think you're a parody."
He replied: "I don't care what you think, you can't even spell parrot."
That's the one :D

"Who told you about the Abortion Commandos?" -Pepe Dominguez

"Somehow you managed to troll and flamebait about half a dozen different ethnic groups, and flame two posters directly, all in a thread about cars. That might be a record for NationStates. [DEAT]" -Frisbeeteria

"Honestly, why are you here instead of looking at porn? I mean we debate, debate, and debate some more. Don't you think we'd all be a lot nicer, a lot happier, if we all just stopped debating so hard and instead took the time to look at naked people?" -Colodia

The one quote I'd like to see disappear is the one in Sdaeriji's sig...

Rotovia- says: I wouldn't go as far as to say coservatives are Nazis... I might plant the thought though... *sinister smile

..I'm not THAT huge a leftwing nut...

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9904604&postcount=15) entire post by HN Fiddlebottoms.

"Life is like an analogy. It seems like a good idea to have one, but when you start to think about it, it doesn't make any sense."
--H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

"No, decapitation is not a Forum Mod duty. Forum Mods drag them in, Game Mods bite off the heads, and Salusa eats the brains."
--Cogitation

"MYRTH!!!!"
--A now happily DEAT'd poster whose name I don't remember

"You're dead. Stay in character."
--The SLAGLands

Frisbee: Correction. You must buy ALL the Mods a beer.
Me: Just one? How are they all going to share it?

"Yay moddy powers I WIN!", and the rest of the archived "First Post" thread.
--Myrth, and the rest of our beloved modsquad :p

Everything that happens on IRC between 10 p.m. and midnight.

The one quote I'd like to see disappear is the one in Sdaeriji's sig...

Rotovia- says: I wouldn't go as far as to say coservatives are Nazis... I might plant the thought though... *sinister smile

..I'm not THAT huge a leftwing nut...
It'd only be replaced by an even worse quote by you.

Facists don't think "hmmm this mixture of socialism, capitalism combined with an authoritarian system intregues me," they think "i hate niggers. who'll help me?"
- DHomme

That is a fantastic quote. It gets my vote.

Drunk Commies deleted - " We're Americans. We're always right"

Fass - "College here is free, as is my ass"

Fass - "College here is free, as is my ass"


I was there for that one- I think I got something on me too.

Monkeypimp - "The mods banned fun threads a while ago."

DCD- "There's still slavery in Maurtania? How so in this day and age?
We should bomb some modernity into them."
:p
Or there thereabouts...

DCD- "There's still slavery in Maurtania? How so in this day and age?
We should bomb some modernity into them."
:p
Or there thereabouts...

It's my signature, I think.

Something that was pretty fucking memorable was that time Lasc, Harlesburg, and I were talking about what it'd be like if pro football was played naked. Now, I'm sure I'll butcher the original quote, but I'm remembering the best I can. :p

Me: "And think of the commentary: 'My, he's grabbed a lot of balls today.' would be one of the gayest, and the term 'Quarterback Sack' will earn a whole new meaning."

It's my signature, I think.
Aye, thats it. A classic. :D

It'd only be replaced by an even worse quote by you.
Apparently not..

I'm sorry, but all else pales in comparison to this:

http://www.unlc.biz/face.jpg

Just tootin' my own horn.

I'm sorry, but all else pales in comparison to this:

http://www.unlc.biz/face.jpg

Just tootin' my own horn.

Can somebody tell me what the fuck this is about?

Edit: Wait, wait. I've seen the circles before. That's Han Solo's Kessel Run diagram with a mouth added to it!

This quote may not be funny, but I absolutely loved it. Thanks Sinuhue.


It's so weird, because you roll along, day after day, and hardly notice all the people that come across your path when BOOM! Something draws your attention...sometimes it's a smell, a cologne, a laugh, an overhead comment, a look, whatever...and you have that little giggle in your head as you imagine things about that person...it's kind of strange to know that people have likely gone around thinking the same things about you for whatever reason, and you probably didn't even know it... -Sinuhue

There was one way back that was in a whole bunch of people's sigs containing one of (I think) MKULTRA's (or another one of his incarnations') magnificent conspiracy theories. Something about Bush's ancestors tipping the earth on its axis using a giant laser. That one is classic - anyone have it?

There was one way back that was in a whole bunch of people's sigs containing one of (I think) MKULTRA's (or another one of his incarnations') magnificent conspiracy theories. Something about Bush's ancestors tipping the earth on its axis using a giant laser. That one is classic - anyone have it?

That was a fun one. In his earlier incarnation as TRA, he had a good one I don't remember exactly, but was something to the effect "I know that's how corporations work because my father told me the TV show the Sopranos was just like real life."

Skapedroe! that was the incarnation....how could I forget?

See sig. :D

Skapedroe! that was the incarnation....how could I forget?

Ah. I was wondering what happened to that guy. :p

Ah. I was wondering what happened to that guy. :p
Considering his record, it's safe to assume he was DEATed.

Considering his record, it's safe to assume he was DEATed.

Most likely.

I'm starting to wonder if I ought to try bribing someone to find something I once wrote that might compete, but I think even my best would pale by comparison.

Although I was in Rotovia's sig once.

Some of mine:

"Praising an assassanation for not being a war is like praising genital herpes for not being AIDS."

"[To a first time poster] Welcome to the jungle, kid."

"[Intro to "A Celebration of All Things Zexaland" thread]
This thread posted by Zexaland
Quotes by Zexaland
Quote Selection by Zexaland
Zexaland by Zexaland's Mum and Zexaland's Dad"

"[In response to a poster's comments on new Chinese laws] Hey, they don't tell US how to oppress our own people, do they? :D "

"[On Saddam's magazine requests while in jail] Next we'll be getting Who Magazine copies addressed to General Franco or David Hicks."

"ZEXALAND WILL RETURN IN:

ZEXALANDS ARE FOREVER
ZEXALAND'S DAY OFF
A FISTFUL OF ZEXALAND
ZEXALAND RIDES AGAIN
ZEXALAND VS. GODZILLA
GRAND THEFT AUTO: ZEXALAND
THE ZEXALAND AND THE PAUPER
THE ZEXALAND AND I
ZEXALAND AND JULIET
2001: A ZEXALAND ODESSEY
SUPER ZEXALAND 64
ZEXALAND VS SPY VS SPY
ZEXALAND AND ME
ZEXALAND X"

More to come!

EDIT ADD: (Salutes Satan) Zexaland rules!! [/reference to Led Zepplin.]

About the documentary "Super-Size Me."

I hate that documentary. McDonalds actually got rid of the super-size thanks to that, now their meals aren't even filling (YAY for hardees). He ate nothing but fast food for a month (frankly doesn't matter where the fuck he got it at) of course he ended up a lardass. We don't buy it cause its good for us!!! We buy it cause it tastes like baby!

:p

DHomme - "Melkor Unchained. Beneath his angry exterior is an angry interior."

Quotes from the thread: Time for some MORE All Your Base fun!

Bjornoya:
"School parking lot: All your space are belong to bus.
Teenager:All your face are belong to pus."

Keruvalia:
"In Soviet Russia, all your us belong to base!"

I wrote this today...i was not inspired.. :cool:

He dont want your love...or your sex...or your anything...get over it.

*Plays her a song* --You cant always get what you want...--

I just foudn this little gem:

Originally Posted by Rotovia-
Anyone who does not quote me in their signature is either mentally retarded or incapable of operating the Jolt Control Panel.

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9904604&postcount=15) entire post by HN Fiddlebottoms.

2nded, 3rded, 4thed, 5thed, whatever its up to

That's Han Solo's Kessel Run diagram with a mouth added to it!
ahahaha that deserves to be a memorable quote in itself... such graceful nerdiness :p

ah i remember that face though - still funny Keruvalia :p

ahahaha that deserves to be a memorable quote in itself... such graceful nerdiness :p

ah i remember that face though - still funny Keruvalia :p

Heh, Jordaxia showed the diagram to me a few weeks ago, and it just popped in my head. :D

From the UN forum.

A June 2005 nation cannot have been away 'for ages' almost by definiton. I've had coffee breaks that lasted longer than your nation's entire existence.

[/curmudgeon]

Dec 03? STFU N00B!

Fiddles one wrote some brilliant advice on how to get a girl. I think it was in one of the repeate threads where a "14 year old lonely kid" was looking for someone to cyber with.

His post cost me a keyboard :D

I was the one who invaded Chechnya. Muahahaha!
RIP Hogsweat, NOVEMBER '03 to October '05. Seriously people, it's not that hard.
this one

this one

I don't get that one. Hogsweat was created in March, and it's not the funniest of the Chechyna parodies.

I don't get that one. Hogsweat was created in March, and it's not the funniest of the Chechyna parodies.
I know, i was finding the stupidest comment in this topic and using it.
Now i guess it is this.

I know, i was finding the stupidest comment in this topic and using it.
Now i guess it is this.

...bugger.

This is still my favorite thing that I have seen on this forum...

God is serenity and love, and has no hate. Fear and Hate are the result of an error in the way we view the world. God knows better.

There was one way back that was in a whole bunch of people's sigs containing one of (I think) MKULTRA's (or another one of his incarnations') magnificent conspiracy theories. Something about Bush's ancestors tipping the earth on its axis using a giant laser. That one is classic - anyone have it?
Yup, thats my sig... although it was South Islands who paraphrased for me :p

Everything I ever said. :p

myself - I'm a bad ass pirate

Can somebody tell me what the fuck this is about?

Edit: Wait, wait. I've seen the circles before. That's Han Solo's Kessel Run diagram with a mouth added to it!
Yep. That's what makes it brilliant.

Fiddles one wrote some brilliant advice on how to get a girl. I think it was in one of the repeate threads where a "14 year old lonely kid" was looking for someone to cyber with.

His post cost me a keyboard :D

Ew...

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9568978&postcount=1)
It's 'Quotes about Czardas', in his sig. I always look at it if I want a laugh.
Particularly the Hyperslackovicznia, Ifreann, and The Silver Sky's comments.

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9568978&postcount=1)
It's 'Quotes about Czardas', in his sig. I always look at it if I want a laugh.
Particularly the Hyperslackovicznia, Ifreann, and The Silver Sky's comments.
Thats brilliant, but the last one is my personal favourite :D

Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap." ~The Tribes of Longton

The best was an extended analogy by Demented Hamsters on how women can't find nice guys because they automatically put them in the friend sphere, never to escape. I'm writing this more or less by memory, but it gets the gist across:

"Imagine that you went to a job interview, and the guy who interviewed you said the following: 'You are perfect for this job, but we're not going to hire you. You have all the proper qualifications and would do a heck of a lot better than the last guy, but instead we're going to hire a complete fuckup who doesn't know what the hell he is doing and is going to completely ruin the office. This guy probably has some severe behavioral and/or psychological problems, but we're going to overlook that for the first six months. And we're going to get pretty shitty with you if you make mention of his faults. So while we're not going to hire you, we will still expect you to come into the office to help around (you know, light clerical work, coffee, that sort of thing).

In about six months, we're going to wise up to the fact that our employee is not the right choice after he's finished raking us over the coals and kick his ass to the curb. At that point, you're certainly welcome to reapply for the position, but once again we're going to overlook you for another total fuckup. To be honest, we're never going to hire you, but we like to keep you around. It makes us feel better about ourselves'."

That just proves how awesome I am.... doesn't it? :rolleyes: :p

Anything I have ever said is worth quoting

Anything I have ever said is worth quoting
Speaks for itself, this one.

The best was an extended analogy by Demented Hamsters on how women can't find nice guys because they automatically put them in the friend sphere, never to escape. I'm writing this more or less by memory, but it gets the gist across:

"Imagine that you went to a job interview, and the guy who interviewed you said the following: 'You are perfect for this job, but we're not going to hire you. You have all the proper qualifications and would do a heck of a lot better than the last guy, but instead we're going to hire a complete fuckup who doesn't know what the hell he is doing and is going to completely ruin the office. This guy probably has some severe behavioral and/or psychological problems, but we're going to overlook that for the first six months. And we're going to get pretty shitty with you if you make mention of his faults. So while we're not going to hire you, we will still expect you to come into the office to help around (you know, light clerical work, coffee, that sort of thing).

In about six months, we're going to wise up to the fact that our employee is not the right choice after he's finished raking us over the coals and kick his ass to the curb. At that point, you're certainly welcome to reapply for the position, but once again we're going to overlook you for another total fuckup. To be honest, we're never going to hire you, but we like to keep you around. It makes us feel better about ourselves'."

That's a bash.org one.

Unknow (forgotten) poster- "why can't you all hate some faggot country like France instead"

"Life is like an analogy. It seems like a good idea to have one, but when you start to think about it, it doesn't make any sense."
--H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

I tried to use that as my MSN screenname but it was too long. :(

myself - I'm a bad ass pirate
Strange ... I was under the impression that you were a "Legless Pirate!" Hmm!

""Honestly, why are you here instead of looking at porn? I mean we debate, debate, and debate some more. Don't you think we'd all be a lot nicer, a lot happier, if we all just stopped debating so hard and instead took the time to look at naked people?" -Colodia

That's the most sense anyone's ever made on these forums.

"Yay moddy powers I WIN!", and the rest of the archived "First Post" thread.
--Myrth, and the rest of our beloved modsquad :p

Beloved?lol

Strange ... I was under the impression that you were a "Legless Pirate!" Hmm!

Legless pirates have bad asses. That's because they have to scoot around on them all the time (as they have no legs).

Unknow (forgotten) poster- "why can't you all hate some faggot country like France instead"
Ho-Lee Crap. LMAO at this one.

Strange ... I was under the impression that you were a "Legless Pirate!" Hmm!
Yes but I'm also bad in the ass department.....

Olara']Ho-Lee Crap. LMAO at this one.

I know, I've heard, and made some notable posts, but that one stands out as an LMAO moment.

Beloved?lol
As the official NS General Sarcasm Master, I can state that he was, surprisingly enough, using sarcasm. How anyone would have dared to do that in my presence, I understand not, but do not worry, he has been Smited and all records of his existence destroyed. ;)

Legless pirates have bad asses. That's because they have to scoot around on them all the time (as they have no legs).
Some people might enjoy that sort of thing...

Yes but I'm also bad in the ass department.....
Oh, I thought you were just bad at being an ass pirate.

During the NS Election, I think it was the reason party who had the slogan

THINKING: IT'S A GOOD THING TO DO.

I just found it amusing...

Oh, I thought you were just bad at being an ass pirate.
That's what I said

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