What to buy for a woman you hate.
Seriously. These things make my calves ache just LOOKING at them!
#1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/569p.jpg)
#2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/573p.jpg)
#3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/575p.jpg)
Uber Awesome
16-11-2005, 20:40
Seriously. These things make my calves ache just LOOKING at them!
#1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/569p.jpg)
#2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/573p.jpg)
#3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/575p.jpg)
Considering the price of shoes, it's probably cheaper to hire someone to bash her feet in with a sledgehammer.
Deep Kimchi
16-11-2005, 20:40
You aren't really supposed to walk around in those.
Just for those moments when your legs are in the air.
I don't have a foot fetish, so I don't really like shoes at those times.
Alinania
16-11-2005, 20:40
Heheh! They're for women who never got the hang of ballet dancing ;)
They look like devices taken from USian torture camps.
*shudders*
Dobbsworld
16-11-2005, 20:41
... I don't think they're really meant to be walked in...
You aren't really supposed to walk around in those.
Just for those moments when your legs are in the air.
I don't have a foot fetish, so I don't really like shoes at those times.
Even still...yikes!
Drunk commies deleted
16-11-2005, 20:42
Partly OT
another odd fetish item
click (http://www.digitalism.com/rhudson/book/hellokitty.JPG)
Yep, the infamous hello kitty vibrator.
... I don't think they're really meant to be walked in...
I don't think I could even get it on without serious amounts of pain!
Edit: shit, that could be taken SO out of context.
I meant the shoes...getting the shoes on my feet, people. Sheesh!!
BLARGistania
16-11-2005, 20:44
I was thinking an aborted fetus off Ebay, but those are better.
Yep, the infamous hello kitty vibrator.
Total kitsch. I want one. No, I need one!
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 20:44
I've seen those before. I know the guy who owns and runs bootlovers.com - he says they are only for show and have no functional use. They aren't meant to be used for walking.
Do they come with free fishnets?
(The last woman I hated I just bought a couple of Norman Mailer books. It worked.)
Kimchi, I know foot fetishists who'd disagree: you can't suck somebody's toes if they're wearing those things...
You aren't really supposed to walk around in those.
Just for those moments when your legs are in the air...
Yeah that seems pretty accurate.
Those boots remind me of Chinese foot binding. The pain, the pain of it all..
Korbidon
16-11-2005, 20:45
The lady wearing those shoes has nice legs.
The result of wearing those shoes, maybe?
Now...for a woman you love...you could get her THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/2225l.jpg).
Now...for a woman you love...you could get her THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/2225l.jpg).
Those stockings are tack-o-rama.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 20:49
Now...for a woman you love...you could get her THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/2225l.jpg).
I'd get her for my girl but I am waiting for a certain canadian broad.
Oh wait you meant the clothing?
Those stockings are tack-o-rama.
I wasn't talking about the stockings.:D
Santa Barbara
16-11-2005, 20:49
Seriously. These things make my calves ache just LOOKING at them!
#1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/569p.jpg)
#2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/573p.jpg)
#3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/575p.jpg)
Mmm... fishnets...
The lady wearing those shoes has nice legs.
The result of wearing those shoes, maybe?
The result of hiring a model with nice legs to show off the shoes, I'd imagine.
Sinuhue: I don't think any woman I've ever been involved with would want a scantily dressed plaything for Christmas.
*ponders*
Is this where I've been going wrong?
Eutrusca
16-11-2005, 20:53
The heels are far too high to be either comfortable or sexy, but six-inch heels would be just about right, IMHO. :D
I wasn't talking about the stockings.:D
Their hideousness is the only thing I found intriguing in that pic. :\
Deep Kimchi
16-11-2005, 20:54
The heels are far too high to be either comfortable or sexy, but six-inch heels would be just about right, IMHO. :D
No, I'm not going to go there...
Is this where I've been going wrong?
SO wrong!:D
"Hey hon! Look what I wrapped up for you...it's under the tree..."
Their hideousness is the only thing I found intriguing in that pic. :\
Well that's easily explained away my sexually biased friend:)
I myself am more of an equal opportunist:eek:
Eutrusca
16-11-2005, 20:57
Now...for a woman you love...you could get her THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/2225l.jpg).
Or for a woman you want to love, or would like to love, or ... ! :D
Eutrusca
16-11-2005, 20:59
No, I'm not going to go there...
You have a dirty mind! I like that! :D
Intangelon
16-11-2005, 21:00
Now...for a woman you love...you could get her THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/2225l.jpg).
Barbarella?
I myself am more of an equal opportunist:eek:
A liar?
A liar?
Ouch. Rephrase necessary. Bah...you know what I mean:)
Ouch. Rephrase necessary. Bah...you know what I mean:)
I know what you mean, and, well, "you're either gay, straight, or lying."
I know what you mean, and, well, "you're either gay, straight, or lying."
Are we going to have to cat fight about this? Because I'm one vicious bitch when it comes to defending my penchant for filipina women....
Uber Awesome
16-11-2005, 21:08
I know what you mean, and, well, "you're either gay, straight, or lying."
Just out of curiosity, is that statement based on any kind of research or investigation?
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:09
I know what you mean, and, well, "you're either gay, straight, or lying."
How so? I'm bi, and love to participate in sexual relations with both sexes.
Just out of curiosity, is that statement based on any kind of research or investigation?
Oh no...let's not...let's not go there....ah screw it, this thread never had a huge threadworthy purpose to begin with. Go ahead:)
How so? I'm bi, and love to participate in sexual relations with both sexes.
LIER! GET BACK OVER TO THE STRAIGHT OR GAY CORNER! Sheesh!;)
Fass loves to tug on people's....................chains.
Are we going to have to cat fight about this? Because I'm one vicious bitch when it comes to defending my penchant for filipina women....
I don't fight dainty straight women, and lesbians are too plain for cattiness, sorry.
I don't fight dainty straight women, and lesbians are too plain for cattiness, sorry.
ROFL:p
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:11
Are we going to have to cat fight about this? Because I'm one vicious bitch when it comes to defending my penchant for filipina women....
and she likes her men dressed manly and women dressed slutty.
and she likes her men dressed manly and women dressed slutty.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA....I hope that didn't offend you in any way:)
How so? I'm bi, and love to participate in sexual relations with both sexes.
Sure ya do...
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:12
LIER! GET BACK OVER TO THE STRAIGHT OR GAY CORNER! Sheesh!;)
Fass loves to tug on people's....................chains.
I wish he would tug on my chain.
Just out of curiosity, is that statement based on any kind of research or investigation?
Do backroom "investigations" count?
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:13
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA....I hope that didn't offend you in any way:)
No it's perfectly understandable. I am not too keen on women dressed like a macho man or having mucho muscles.
Dishonorable Scum
16-11-2005, 21:14
Seriously. These things make my calves ache just LOOKING at them!
#1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/569p.jpg)
#2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/573p.jpg)
#3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/575p.jpg)
I prefer for sexy women to go barefoot. Preferably barefoot to the top of their heads. But then I'm weird that way... :p
Uber Awesome
16-11-2005, 21:14
Oh no...let's not...let's not go there....ah screw it, this thread never had a huge threadworthy purpose to begin with. Go ahead:)
Go "there"? Does going "there" involve effort? I was just curious, like I said.
Sure ya do...
You're such a shit!
How I wish I could bend you over my knee and give you the treatment you clearly deserve!
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:14
Sure ya do...
Well I'd have people testify to this but noone on this board knows me IRL.
Next time you are in Vegas I will demonstrate on you :p
How I wish I could bend you over my knee and give you the treatment you clearly deserve!
That's what all the girls say before they fail miserably.
No it's perfectly understandable. I am not too keen on women dressed like a macho man or having mucho muscles.
Sorry...the second you used a Spanish word, I read the next bit with a Spanish accent...
MOOchoh MOOskoolays
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:16
Sorry...the second you used a Spanish word, I read the next bit with a Spanish accent...
MOOchoh MOOskoolays
*seduced by your accent*
That's what all the girls say before they fail miserably.
Yeah, well, is it our fault we lack the necessary equipment? You're so damn picky!
Next time you are in Vegas I will demonstrate on you :p
There's a case for CSI - the hunt for the mythical bisexual!
There's a case for CSI - the hunt for the mythical bisexual!
RAH!
*it's okay Sinuhue, Fass is like this...he'd stop if it didn't bug you in any way. So don't let on that it does. And stop writing down your internal thoughts you flippin' moron!*
You know, the more you piss me off, the more I want you...is that sick or what!?
Yeah, well, is it our fault we lack the necessary equipment? You're so damn picky!
And you're so damn non-dicky! Ha! Badly repunned, beyotch! *z-snap*
You had it coming, honey.
You know, the more you piss me off, the more I want you...is that sick or what!?
Heterosexual urges usually are.
*z-snap*
I didn't know that had a name! *does it* Boy...it's true...only black women and gay men can get away with that!
Deep Kimchi
16-11-2005, 21:22
Fass, your quote has a song stuck in my head. I hate Figaro as much as I hate the Almond Joy song.
Heterosexual urges usually are.
You are RELENTLESS!!!
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:23
There's a case for CSI - the hunt for the mythical bisexual!
you want to hunt me? kinky! :fluffle:
I didn't know that had a name! *does it* Boy...it's true...only black women and gay men can get away with that!
Ah-hum, and don't you forget it sweetheart.
you want to hunt me? kinky! :fluffle:
A real, live bisexual could fetch nice money on the curiosity circuit.
You are RELENTLESS!!!
And you are incorrigible.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:29
A real, live bisexual could fetch nice money on the curiosity circuit.
If that's true I'll just open a bisexual bar. Get them all in one place and make a killing on teh returns.
And hey, doesn't that 'gay, straight or lying' mantra deal with men only? That study...you know...THAT study (ok ok, I'll get a link in a sec) seemed to find that women were aroused by men and women, while guys were usually aroused to one or the other.
linky (http://mentalhealth.about.com/b/a/185928.htm)
the first post has a full article (http://uplink.space.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=humanbio&Number=267079&page=9&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=)
If that's true I'll just open a bisexual bar. Get them all in one place and make a killing on teh returns.
Just don't be sad to go belly up withing a day or two.
And hey, doesn't that 'gay, straight or lying' mantra deal with men only? That study...you know...THAT study (ok ok, I'll get a link in a sec) seemed to find that women were aroused by men and women, while guys were usually aroused to one or the other.
linky (http://mentalhealth.about.com/b/a/185928.htm)
That study is bull. Everone knows bisexual women are just doing it to appease straight men's lesbian fantasies, and it's the thought of fulfilling their man that gets them off.
Just don't be sad to go belly up withing a day or two.
Bigot.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:33
Just don't be sad to go belly up withing a day or two.
I was looking at a bisexual dating site and there are thousands of people who think they are bi (but obviously wrong) here in Vegas alone.
So I'm sure I could catch a couple of the liars.
That study is bull. Everone knows bisexual women are just doing it to appease straight men's lesbian fantasies.
Ok, joking aside...do you really believe all this?
Bigot.
Closet heterosexual.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:34
And hey, doesn't that 'gay, straight or lying' mantra deal with men only? That study...you know...THAT study (ok ok, I'll get a link in a sec) seemed to find that women were aroused by men and women, while guys were usually aroused to one or the other.
linky (http://mentalhealth.about.com/b/a/185928.htm)
the first post has a full article (http://uplink.space.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=humanbio&Number=267079&page=9&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=)
They probably just didnt have very good porn because bisexuals have higher standards. :P
Ok, joking aside...do you really believe all this?
Isn't it more fun when you just don't know if I do?
Isn't it more fun when you just don't know if I do?
To a point. Then it just makes me sad:( Because to be honest, I would feel more comfortable telling straight people that I like the occasional romp with women than I would telling gay people that. Hets either run away or shrug. Gays tend to just hate on you.
I was looking at a bisexual dating site and there are thousands of people who think they are bi (but obviously wrong) here in Vegas alone.
So I'm sure I could catch a couple of the liars.
The problem is that not even bisexuals want to deal with the drama of dating bisexuals.
To a point. Then it just makes me sad:( Because to be honest, I would feel more comfortable telling straight people that I like the occasional romp with women than I would telling gay people that. Hets either run away or shrug. Gays tend to just hate on you.
Aww. You have a TG.
Uber Awesome
16-11-2005, 21:41
To a point. Then it just makes me sad:( Because to be honest, I would feel more comfortable telling straight people that I like the occasional romp with women than I would telling gay people that. Hets either run away or shrug. Gays tend to just hate on you.
I wonder if victims of bigotry inevitably become bigots themselves?
With all this bickering about bisexuality, I'm glad I'm a clear-cut straight.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:43
The problem is that not even bisexuals want to deal with the drama of dating bisexuals.
yeah I sure don't. I just want to have sex with them.
I wonder if victims of bigotry inevitably become bigots themselves?
With all this bickering about bisexuality, I'm glad I'm a clear-cut straight.
Maybe you're in the closet about that....
yeah I sure don't. I just want to have sex with them.
Keep looking for them, then!
I prefer for sexy women to go barefoot. Preferably barefoot to the top of their heads. But then I'm weird that way... :p
I have no argument with that.
I have no argument with that.
I do. Full on nudity is never as alluring as partial exposure.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 21:51
Keep looking for them, then!
I hate strangers, I'm too shy to talk to anyone, plus I dislike not knowing a strangers sexual history and risking disease. I think I may try to get a friend who likes to play with me and my gf to come up to Vegas.
Santa Barbara
16-11-2005, 21:54
I do. Full on nudity is never as alluring as partial exposure.
I have to agree. Clothing hides and promises secrets to be revealed, and is therefore much more fun to remove as opposed to just plain old boring nudity. In fact I rather like it with a good deal of clothing still on. Mm... skirts...
Uber Awesome
16-11-2005, 21:54
Maybe you're in the closet about that....
Nah, I wouldn't care if I was bi or gay. Even if you believe that "everyone is bisexual to some degree", it'd be such a small degree in my case that it wouldn't be worth acting upon.
I hate strangers, I'm too shy to talk to anyone, plus I dislike not knowing a strangers sexual history and risking disease. I think I may try to get a friend who likes to play with me and my gf to come up to Vegas.
*wiggles her eyebrows suggestively*
It'll happen eventually...I need to write the LSAT first:)
I have to agree. Clothing hides and promises secrets to be revealed, and is therefore much more fun to remove as opposed to just plain old boring nudity. In fact I rather like it with a good deal of clothing still on. Mm... skirts...
It's no fun when there is nothing to tear off!
I do. Full on nudity is never as alluring as partial exposure.
Well have her wear a pair of heels and a collar then. I dunno...
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 22:15
*wiggles her eyebrows suggestively*
It'll happen eventually...I need to write the LSAT first:)
rawr! *paws at you*
I hate strangers, I'm too shy to talk to anyone, plus I dislike not knowing a strangers sexual history and risking disease. I think I may try to get a friend who likes to play with me and my gf to come up to Vegas.
You'd think Vegas would be filled with people running away from themselves.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 22:25
You'd think Vegas would be filled with people running away from themselves.
No, no I wouldn't.
I would think that it is filled with people like me who moved here to get an extreemely good deal on a home purchase.
No, no I wouldn't.
I would think that it is filled with people like me who moved here to get an extreemely good deal on a home purchase.
They get you with the escapism, but trap you with the property prices.
Carnivorous Lickers
16-11-2005, 22:44
It's no fun when there is nothing to tear off!
Ha- I was going to say- I like something flapping behind them as they flee that I can grab onto
don't fight dainty straight women, and lesbians are too plain for cattiness, sorry.
you!
Because to be honest, I would feel more comfortable telling straight people that I like the occasional romp with women than I would telling gay people that. Hets either run away or shrug. Gays tend to just hate on you
ah, but that hate is just bred out of the inferiority complex of not being able to get it all too, you know ;)
you!
ah, but that hate is just bred out of the inferiority complex of not being able to get it all too, you know ;)
Pfft, you're just mad at my lesbian comment.
ye, but madness is the best birth-giver to truth and quality, no?
ye, but madness is the best birth-giver to truth and quality, no?
Insanity, perhaps. Anger, no.
insanity, always. anger, sometimes.
[plus, unfortunately i once again find myself unable to get truly angry at you. the shame. and that feeling of missing out..]
[the shame. and that feeling of missing out..]
Don't be so tough on yourself - your lesbian ways aren't that bad.
Don't be so tough on yourself
but what if i like it that way?
Then again, you could get your woman to dress like harajuku girls (http://lphe1dell1.epfl.ch/~lhinz/japon/tokyo/harajuku/harajuku_pix.html)...it might get her lynched in small town North America:)
but what if i like it that way?
Hey, if it floats the woman in your boat...
Then again, you could get your woman to dress like harajuku girls (http://lphe1dell1.epfl.ch/~lhinz/japon/tokyo/harajuku/harajuku_pix.html)...
Cuteness!
Sumamba Buwhan
16-11-2005, 23:37
Then again, you could get your woman to dress like harajuku girls (http://lphe1dell1.epfl.ch/~lhinz/japon/tokyo/harajuku/harajuku_pix.html)...it might get her lynched in small town North America:)
omg they are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuteness!
It's so....wow. Some of those outfits are just spectacular! The blue girl near the bottom for instance. Crazy!
The blessed Chris
16-11-2005, 23:40
It's so....wow. Some of those outfits are just spectacular! The blue girl near the bottom for instance. Crazy!
I absolutely love Harajuku girls, I went to Tokyo last summer, and spoke to a few. Surprisingly intelligent for fashion victims actually:p
It's so....wow. Some of those outfits are just spectacular! The blue girl near the bottom for instance. Crazy!
We need to import that whole fashion right away. Imagine walking down the street and seeing all the would-be-goths wearing that instead? Our urban environment and concrete jungle architecture would definitively benefit from the change.
ah, and now i feel so left out as i completely fail to see any "cuteness" or anything else fancy in those outfits..but that's just me.
We need to import that whole fashion right away
but no, NO, that would ruin my swedish dream.
We need to import that whole fashion right away. Imagine walking down the street and seeing all the would-be-goths wearing that instead? Our urban environment would definitively benefit from the change.
I for one miss the freaks....freaks in a good way mind you...now everyone looks the same. We definately need an infusion of something different...and this is so...wow.
More (http://www.photosaga.com/Japon%20kids/pages/Harajuku%20Kids%20(36).htm)
SoWiBi...it's not necessarily that they are all cute...it's just refreshing to see teenagers wearing wacky outfits again:) And SOME of the outfits are really awesome (some are just weird...which is okay too).
Notice some of them seem to dress as groups? It's kind of neat...but burlap? That's new...
but no, NO, that would ruin my swedish dream.
Entschüldigung, but hush, child! I need to see this on the street. My winter depression demands the colours, textures and zaniness!
More (http://www.photosaga.com/Japon%20kids/pages/Harajuku%20Kids%20(36).htm)
Notice some of them seem to dress as groups? It's kind of neat...but burlap? That's new...
I'm loving it too much. I really am. It's so economical, and ironic, I hope.
Perhaps a trip to Tokyo really is overdue... *sigh*
Ok...are you all going through the pics? There are tonnes!
I'm loving it too much. I really am. It's so economical, and ironic, I hope.
Perhaps a trip to Tokyo really is overdue... *sigh*
I was always very blase about Japan...my brothers all seem obsessed with it, and now I'm beginning to understand why...it's really, really quirky!
Holy shit! Big Japanese (http://www.photosaga.com/Japon%20kids/pages/Harajuku%20Kids%20(70).htm) girls look aboriginal!!!! Seriously...this chick looks like a girl I went to school with!
Those don't even look nice. They just look bizarre. And like someone's going to fall over at any time.
Those don't even look nice. They just look bizarre. And like someone's going to fall over at any time.
The boots? Yeah. They're damn ugly. You've have to walk like a robot in them (yes, I know I know people...they're not for walking...but just imagine if you TRIED).
Entschüldigung, but hush, child! I need to see this on the street. My winter depression demands the colours, textures and zaniness!
alright, you win, if only for the disarmingly charming abuse of umlauts and adding that extremely funny word to my vocabulary.
Ok...are you all going through the pics? There are tonnes!
Person on the left (http://www.photosaga.com/Japon%20kids/pages/Harajuku%20Kids%20(40).htm) is androgynous, video-game villain hotness.
I love hand-puppets! (http://www.photosaga.com/Japon%20kids/pages/Harajuku%20Kids%20(43).htm)
Those people are just goofy.
alright, you win, if only for the disarmingly charming abuse of umlauts and adding that extremely funny word to my vocabulary.
See, I know how to make you like me. :fluffle:
Then again, you could get your woman to dress like harajuku girls (http://lphe1dell1.epfl.ch/~lhinz/japon/tokyo/harajuku/harajuku_pix.html)...it might get her lynched in small town North America:)
If I could get my woman to dress like that, why would I need the internet?
you seem to have done some time ago already ;)
and hey, i do hope that "left" is to be understood as "left in the sense of as if you were in the picture and then at your left" ?!
and hey, i do hope that "left" is to be understood as "left in the sense of as if you were in the picture and then at your left" ?!
No, left as you're looking at the picture.
That study is bull. Everone knows bisexual women are just doing it to appease straight men's lesbian fantasies, and it's the thought of fulfilling their man that gets them off.
That's not true. If I were to ever do something with a woman, no man would be involved, nor would many actually find out (well, perhaps outside the relative anoymity of the internet) it's not a matter of fullfilling a male fantasy, it's just that women are damn hot.
Of course I have no idea how to approach another woman in such a context. :S
so here i stand and must profess- i lose my faith in you.
Of course I have no idea how to approach another woman in such a context. :S
You send me...I mean HER a TG:)
so here i stand and must profess- i lose my faith in you.
Stomp on it. It'll make you feel better.
only if i can have you pick it up, polish it and pin it back onto my chest (never ever going to make that mistake again!) again afterwards