NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(
and even some of us who are nutcases are pretty likeable sometimes:p

You can still hate their government. It's open season 'til 2008 at the very least.

and even some of us who are nutcases are pretty likeable sometimes:p
Sorry, you don't get to qualify yourself in my nutcase category. You don't fit:)

You can still hate their government. It's open season 'til 2008 at the very least.
Oh don't worry about that...my hatred of the US government is unabated.

Oh don't worry about that...my hatred of the US government is unabated.
What's really got your ponytail in a twist is the fact that you think that I might be halfway reasonable as a person, yet I voted for Bush.

Damn, now I'm curious as to what description I fit. :(

I think my thread about Canadians being asexual qualifies me as a nutcase. ;)

I think my thread about Canadians being asexual qualifies me as a nutcase. ;)
Guaranteed.

Oh don't worry about that...my hatred of the US government is unabated.

Whew. I thought you were getting soft on us, for a moment. ;)

What's really got your ponytail in a twist is the fact that you think that I might be halfway reasonable as a person, yet I voted for Bush.
Love the sinner, hate the sin, right?

Even I can be an unreasonable, stupid bitch at times. I afford you the same right:)

I think my thread about Canadians being asexual qualifies me as a nutcase. ;)
Yeah, that one is just weird. I popped my head in, looked around and backed out slowly.

Whew. I thought you were getting soft on us, for a moment. ;)
Only in the places that are supposed to be soft. If anything, this has made me less tolerant of stupidity on a global scale. Europeans were afforded some protection under my previous mindset...though it makes no sense...but now you're all going to be judged equally.

and even some of us who are nutcases are pretty likeable sometimes:p
Ah yes, we love you when you're absent - I'm joking of course.

Sin I'll have to agree, though NS isn't what changed my mind, just the internet in general. I disagree about the nutters thing though. As far as I can tell, a disproportionate amount of cracked skulls hail from USian.

Sin I'll have to agree, though NS isn't what changed my mind, just the internet in general. I disagree about the nutters thing though. As far as I can tell, a disproportionate amount of cracked skulls hail from USian.
Well, that's because a disproportionate amount of NSers are Usians.

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

HAHA canada surrendurs 2 amerika just lke teh French lololol1!!11! go bush

Yeah, that one is just weird. I popped my head in, looked around and backed out slowly.

Then I consider it a success! :D

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

That's ok. I don't mind you Canuckians......

As a USian, let me ask you a question. Do you view people of mid-eastern, Asian, South American, or any other part of the world as nutcases because they don't think or believe as you do, or do you recognize and respect that their culture is different? Why is it so hard to understand that the US has its own unique culture? You study to understand the dynamics of other cultures, but not the US. Why is that?

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

Exactly... same standards.

"USians" do not like being judged by the acts of the whack-job who managed to weezle his way into the white house anymore than UKians, Canadians and Australians would over their Prime Ministers...

I think the last two elections showed that damn near 1/2 the country is not pleased with the present placement of power in the United States... And I've a feeling the next election is going to show even more dis-satisfaction.

George Bush is just as representative of every US citizen, as Tony Blair is of every UK citizen.

That's funny. I started out not hating USians, but found that NS had started to make me do it a while back.

I then of course remembered that this is NS and that the US nutjobs and just downright unpleasant and hate-filled people, especially those using false religion as an excuse for it, here aren't all that representative of USians. At least, that's what I cling to.

Talking to my USian friends helped, too.

HAHA canada surrendurs 2 amerika just lke teh French lololol1!!11! go bush
Kehehehe...see you TRY to get me to hate you...but I know you're a big softy underneath it all. And you make me laugh. Often.

You can still hate their government. It's open season 'til 2008 at the very least.

LOL!

A lot of us hate our government right now just as much as Sin does! About 50% hated the current administration enough to try and change it (unfortunately unsuccessfully) and he's only got about a 36% approval rating right now...

And we can't change Congress much for another year, so we'll see what happens then....

That's funny. I started out not hating USians, but found that NS had started to make me do it a while back.

I then of course remembered that this is NS and that the US nutjobs and just downright unpleasant and hate-filled people, especially those using false religion as an excuse for it, here aren't all that representative of USians. At least, that's what I cling to.

Talking to my USian friends helped, too.

:p

As a USian, let me ask you a question. Do you view people of mid-eastern, Asian, South American, or any other part of the world as nutcases because they don't think or believe as you do, or do you recognize and respect that their culture is different? Why is it so hard to understand that the US has its own unique culture? You study to understand the dynamics of other cultures, but not the US. Why is that?
Because your culture doesn't interest me, being too similar to Canadian culture? And I do consider Bolivians to be slightly nuttish, but I forgive them, just like I forgive you:)

Sorry, you don't get to qualify yourself in my nutcase category. You don't fit:)

Do I get to qualify?

Do I get to qualify?
I'm sorry, I can not divulge that information:).

Oh, and Zooke...Albertans. They qualify too. I live in a province full of nutjobs.

Because your culture doesn't interest me, being too similar to Canadian culture? And I do consider Bolivians to be slightly nuttish, but I forgive them, just like I forgive you:)

In some ways our cultures are similar, but I believe that the differences in our cultures is the source of contention. We're more dissimilar than you think.

I'm sorry, I can not divulge that information:).

Oh, and Zooke...Albertans. They qualify too. I live in a province full of nutjobs.

Woohoo! I take that as a yes!

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(
Whew! Thank goodness! Now I can abandon my plans to invade Canada! :D

"USian" is not a word. Perhaps you mean:

United States citizen?
American?
Chuck Norris survivor?

In some ways our cultures are similar, but I believe that the differences in our cultures is the source of contention. We're more dissimilar than you think.

You tend to have more friction with cultures/idea/etc. that are only slightly different from your own. The people who are very different are so different that you often can't really argue with them. The people who are only slightly different offer all sorts of areas for conflict....

In some ways our cultures are similar, but I believe that the differences in our cultures is the source of contention. We're more dissimilar than you think.
Ah well. Point is, if a person strike me as a total ass, I'm not going to say it's because they're from this country or that. Nor will I assume assness based on national identity. Assness is a personal quality, not a cultural one.

Sorry, you don't get to qualify yourself in my nutcase category. You don't fit:)
thanks :) I doubt many would agree with you...........wait, you didn't say I wasn't..........what if I am worse than a nutcase, like a whole other catagory that I am too nutty to know about?! :eek: :D

"USian" is not a word.

Yes, it is. Someone made it up. It got a meaning. It got used. A word.

"USian" is not a word. Perhaps you mean:

United States citizen?
American?
Chuck Norris survivor?
If we use 'USian' enough, it will become a word. MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Kehehehe...see you TRY to get me to hate you...but I know you're a big softy underneath it all. And you make me laugh. Often.

I don't try, really.

And I'm not soft. I am rigid and unbending. :fluffle:

If we use 'USian' enough, it will become a word. MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Heh, it's just added value that it pisses some of them off! ;) :p

I don't try, really.

And I'm not soft. I am rigid and unbending. :fluffle:
EVEN BETTER!

Heh, it's just added value that it pisses some of them off! ;) :p
I'd doubt I'd use it otherwise!

glad to see that people think that all American's aren't idiots, and realize that there are idiots in EVERY country.

I'd doubt I'd use it otherwise!

Hush, child! You're ruining the pretence that is the usage for disambiguation purposes.

Though I'm from the US myself, I try to avoid using the term "American," as it's seen, particularly by many Latin Americans, as offensive, since it dismisses them. They -- as well as the Canadians -- live in the Americas, too.

Yes, it is. Someone made it up. It got a meaning. It got used. A word.
Too bad it's dumber than Tom Green

Too bad it's dumber than Tom Green

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9941992&postcount=38

Though I'm from the US myself, I try to avoid using the term "American," as its seen, particularly by many Latin Americans, as offensive, since it dismisses them. They -- as well as the Canadians -- live in the Americas, too.
I first started using it as a direct translation from Spanish: estadounidense

Too bad it's dumber than Tom Green
A non-Usian.

And words aren't dumb.

Too bad it's dumber than Tom Green
Too bad Tom Green isn't dumber than most USians.

Too bad Tom Green isn't dumber than most USians.

This turned ugly fast.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9941992&postcount=38
Still dumber than Tom Green.

Still dumber than Tom Green.

Well, seeing as you're apparently in no position to judge Tom Green, this is settled, and dismissed.

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(
Don't worry about me. I still hate americans with all my guts, and will continue to do so until the end of never! :fluffle:

Sorry, you don't get to qualify yourself in my nutcase category. You don't fit:)

What about me?!?! I'm a nutcase...even though I didn't vote for Bush. And I live extremely close to Canada

Well, seeing as you're apparently in no position to judge Tom Green, this is settled, and dismissed.
I was in a position to judge Tom Green when I first farted. :/

This turned ugly fast.
On the basis of one barbed quip? Oh, hardly.

NShas taught me that there are ignorant people in every country on the planet. It has also taught me why the U.N. can't get anything done without bickering and insulting eachother.

The the major thing that it has taught me is that people only appreciate your point of view if it happens to reinforce there own.

That and calling my self American is an international crime. Apparently I have to respect everyones sovereign rights, but everyone can call me a USian and its ok because Amerikkka is evil and doesn't respect North or South America.

That and calling my self American is an international crime. Apparently I have to respect everyones sovereign rights, but everyone can call me a USian and its ok

Melodramatic much? What does what people call you have to do with sovereign rights? Nothing. And you know why people can call you a USian? Freedom.

Damn! Foiled by liberty... again!

Don't worry about me. I still hate americans with all my guts, and will continue to do so until the end of never! :fluffle:
And thats why we continue to sleep with your significant other when your not around! ;)

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(


Good for you!
Hate is an absolute, and only Siths deal in absolutes.

Heh, it's just added value that it pisses some of them off! ;) :p
It doesn't piss me off. What really pisses me off is that it took damn near two weeks for my Senator to respond to my "Why Sweden needs to be invaded" letter.
BTW, do you have a good supply of bottled water and canned food?

And thats why we continue to sleep with your significant other when your not around! ;)
:confused:

EDIT: I just remembered--I don't HAVE a significant other. ;) :D :fluffle:

:confused:
Don't worry. We don't kiss them on the mouth! ;)

What about me?!?! I'm a nutcase...even though I didn't vote for Bush. And I live extremely close to Canada
Yeah, but I like your ideas on sex.

Sex is the equalizer.

NShas taught me that there are ignorant people in every country on the planet. It has also taught me why the U.N. can't get anything done without bickering and insulting eachother.

The the major thing that it has taught me is that people only appreciate your point of view if it happens to reinforce there own.

That and calling my self American is an international crime. Apparently I have to respect everyones sovereign rights, but everyone can call me a USian and its ok because Amerikkka is evil and doesn't respect North or South America.

You need to learn the eternal value of quotes.

You'll see me use terms in responding back to others, such as "USian", "christian", "liberal"... It allows one the liberty to assert the tag the other assigns to some idea, without actually incorporating that tag as part of your own ideology.

You need to learn the eternal value of quotes.

You'll see me use terms in responding back to others, such as "USian", "christian", "liberal"... It allows one the liberty to assert the tag the other assigns to some idea, without actually incorporating that tag as part of your own ideology.
So I can say anything I want about someones nationality, race, sex, or beliefs, and they shouldn't get "offended" if I use quotes?

Should I use some randon KKK quote, or Aryan nation quotes to prove my point? Just because soemone says something ignorant, doesn't mean you need to repeat it.

And honestly, it doesn't make me "mad" per se, but it makes me less tolerant of otheres, and I'd assume people would want to breed tolerence, not step on it. *shrugs*

Don't worry. We don't kiss them on the mouth! ;)
Go for it. My "significant other" really isn't on this planet anyway. :p

Nor is she human. ;) :D :fluffle: :D

It doesn't piss me off.

"That and calling my self American is an international crime. Apparently I have to respect everyones sovereign rights, but everyone can call me a USian and its ok because Amerikkka is evil and doesn't respect North or South America."

Nice demonstration there.

What really pisses me off is that it took damn near two weeks for my Senator to respond to my "Why Sweden needs to be invaded" letter.

I'm amazed you even managed to author one.

BTW, do you have a good supply of bottled water and canned food?

Don't need to. We don't get many natural disasters here at all, and being in the EU while at the same time being in Russia's proximity sort of makes me not fear invasion by anyone, really.

Well, I'm glad that people are intent on proving that they can be assholes, regardless of nationality! W00T!

Well, I'm glad that people are intent on proving that they can be assholes, regardless of nationality! W00T!

Should come as no surprise to you. :p

Well, I'm glad that people are intent on proving that they can be assholes, regardless of nationality! W00T!
I do my best! ;) Did I mention that besides America, Canada is my favorite nation? You guys kick ass up there!

~SNIP~
We have our ways! ;)





*calls Goerge Tenet*

We have our ways! ;)
*calls Goerge Tenet*

Who? :confused:

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

Most of us realize you hate us Sinuhue. It's quite alright and feel free to continue. It serves as a wake up call to many Americans which have become complacent and fail to realize that things change, even friends and allys. Yourself, along with a few other Canadians who spend most of their time bashing the US in one way or another are doing many young people a great favor in exposing the true sentiments of our northern neighbors. It certainly appears to be working well. In fact, so well that for the first time in many many decades the majority (52%) of Americans no longer feel that Canada is even a close ally to the US. That represents a drop over the past 3 or 4 years of around 25% which is truely amazing. I say congratulations and thank you very much. It is good to see that the truth can sometimes be dissiminated even without the right to free speech.

If we use 'USian' enough, it will become a word. MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Agreed! One sees 'USAmerican' quite a bit in mainstream academic literature these days, seemingly catching on.

Should come as no surprise to you. :p
Douché! Oh wait…I mean, touché

Most of us realize you hate us Sinuhue. It's quite alright and feel free to continue. It serves as a wake up call to many Americans which have become complacent and fail to realize that things change, even friends and allys. Yourself, along with a few other Canadians who spend most of their time bashing the US in one way or another are doing many young people a great favor in exposing the true sentiments of our northern neighbors. It certainly appears to be working well. In fact, so well that for the first time in many many decades the majority (52%) of Americans no longer feel that Canada is even a close ally to the US. That represents a drop over the past 3 or 4 years of around 25% which is truely amazing. I say congratulations and thank you very much. It is good to see that the truth can sometimes be dissiminated even without the right to free speech.

Wow, a troll and devoid of reading comprehension. On a scale from one to Nintendo for baitish comments, this gets a Lamecube.

So I can say anything I want about someones nationality, race, sex, or beliefs, and they shouldn't get "offended" if I use quotes?

Should I use some randon KKK quote, or Aryan nation quotes to prove my point? Just because soemone says something ignorant, doesn't mean you need to repeat it.

And honestly, it doesn't make me "mad" per se, but it makes me less tolerant of otheres, and I'd assume people would want to breed tolerence, not step on it. *shrugs*

No, you miss the point; it's throwing their terms back at them...

I don't reffer to myself using the term 'USian', however, I will say "USian" reffering to myself to one who just used the term. The quotes as part of the term... Just as I would place any other word of questionable use in quotations when reffering back to the people in use...

It's a way of voicing discontent with the word, without making such a big deal about it.

I don't hate Canada, but I don't like it. I see it as a rival. I hate the Dallas Cowboys more than I hate Canada. Same with European countries. :)

Douché! Oh wait…I mean, touché

Golf clap.

Yourself, along with a few other Canadians who spend most of their time bashing the US
That’s pretty damn funny, considering I rarely (if ever) bash the US. Care to find me an example of my US-bashing ways? And you must have completely misread my OP since you speak of me hating USians in the present.

On a scale from one to Nintendo for baitish comments, this gets a Lamecube.
sorry but this needs work :/

Golf clap.
you can get STD's while playing golf?! :eek:

sorry but this needs work :/
Oh quit riding his jock...there are other ways to get him to like you:)

you can get STD's while playing golf?! :eek:

That's it missy! Your pun privileges are hereby rescinded.

Oh quit riding his jock...there are other ways to get him to like you:)

Testify.

Anyway, moronic comments aside, even some of the right-wing 'gun-nut' USians I've encountered here are more reasonable than certain people who tend to be lumped on my side of the political spectrum...nationality aside.

I don't hate Canada, but I don't like it. I see it as a rival.

I don't see it as a rival. China is a rival! Canada is just tomorrow's manifest destiny...

That's it missy! Your pun privileges are hereby rescinded.
LMAO! :D

I don't see it as a rival. China is a rival! Canada is just tomorrow's manifest destiny...
Careful...before you know it you'll be channel 'canoeing', wearing 'toques', putting maple syrup on everything, and smoking pot on Parliament Hill right before you attend a gay marriage...our methods of assimilation are subtle, but powerful!

Who? :confused:
George Tenet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Tenet)
He was director of the C.I.A. before and during the invasion of Iraq. Some claim he purposefully botched the intelligence on Iraq so that we could invade.

If he wants your country invaded, your country gets invaded. He He He


Don't worry though, we won't invade Sweden. We have enough gay people and meatballs as it is. ;)

Careful...before you know it you'll be channel 'canoeing', wearing 'toques', putting maple syrup on everything, and smoking pot on Parliament Hill right before you attend a gay marriage...our methods of assimilation are subtle, but powerful!

oh GROSS. Canoes! You amoral Canadians... you need to be disciplined!

Careful...before you know it you'll be channel 'canoeing', wearing 'toques', putting maple syrup on everything, and smoking pot on Parliament Hill right before you attend a gay marriage...our methods of assimilation are subtle, but powerful!
Besides the fact that I don't know what the hell a "toque" is, that actually doesn't sound half bad! Well, that and I'd switch A-1 sauce for Maple Syryp.

Don't worry though, we won't invade Sweden. We have enough gay people and meatballs as it is. ;)

Don't be a silly goose. You can never have enough of those.

oh GROSS. Canoes! You amoral Canadians... you need to be disciplined!
Amoral are we? What...are we robots or something?

And disciplined...well that just sounds exciting:)

Careful...before you know it you'll be channel 'canoeing', wearing 'toques', putting maple syrup on everything, and smoking pot on Parliament Hill right before you attend a gay marriage...our methods of assimilation are subtle, but powerful!
Channel 'portaging', please dear. The proper cultural expressions are clearly outlined in Farley Mowat's "Two Hosers Against the North". Was your house not equipped with a copy?

Better contact the Canadian National Identity Crisis Bureau. They'll send 'round a copy post-haste.

Channel 'portaging', please dear. The proper cultural expressions are clearly outlined in Farley Mowat's "Two Hosers Against the North". Was your house not equipped with a copy? BAHHAHAHAAAA! I'm going to pass this along to my dad...he's the one who actually uses the term 'canoeing'...but that is just so much better!

Amoral are we? What...are we robots or something?

And disciplined...well that just sounds exciting:)

See, that proves it. Your country has invasion fantasies in which the dominating US shows up one night and forces it's way past your borders! Kinky. I like it.

See, that proves it. Your country has invasion fantasies in which the dominating US shows up one night and forces it's way past your borders! Kinky. I like it.
Hmmmm...that's a very interesting way of putting it...

See, that proves it. Your country has invasion fantasies in which the dominating US shows up one night and forces it's way past your borders! Kinky. I like it.
Only if they show up in black leathers and affect Movie-Nazi accents.

Hmmmm...that's a very interesting way of putting it...

Sex is a lot like politics, there are always two sides, and it's always about power and desire, and too much Bush can ruin all the fun.

Sex is a lot like politics, there are always two sides, and it's always about power and desire, and too much Bush can ruin all the fun.
I hope your invading force uses protection. There's no telling where American stormtroopers have been, or what other borders they've penetrated.

Don't be a silly goose. You can never have enough of those.
Only if they're smothered in sauce! (the meatballs, ya perv ;) )

I hope your invading force uses protection. There's no telling where American stormtroopers have been, or what other borders they've penetrated.
And don't forget about our "backdoor" draft.
And all of our "seamen" ;)

Hmmm, do I attract raunch, or am I attracted to raunch? Either way, every thread I'm in seems to be devolving into raunch.

Maybe it's a secret power I never knew I had?

Only if they're smothered in sauce! (the meatballs, ya perv ;) )

Yes, the meaty, succulent balls.

*takes a moment to himself*

That’s pretty damn funny, considering I rarely (if ever) bash the US. Care to find me an example of my US-bashing ways? And you must have completely misread my OP since you speak of me hating USians in the present.

I will grant that you are far more eloquent and infinitely more subtle that your cohorts, however, it is was very clear long before your admission that you didn't like Americans. If you were trying to hide it, I am sorry but it was apparent. You know better than I which posts you make in contempt of us. Personally I wouldn't be inclinded to search for them as I don't consider them as important as the overall dislike that they convey.
I did not misread your OP. I read it, and understood exactly what you said, however, I do not believe it. I believe you may not feel that hatred at the moment, but I believe it is very much still alive within you. If I am wrong, I will certainly apologize, but it will take time to tell.
Once again, I believe that Americans need to be shocked into waking up and seeing what the reality is around them, so there is no malice or contempt that I hold for you or others that share your hatred. It is something that without forums such as this they would never realize. I sincerely salute you.

Hmmm, do I attract raunch, or am I attracted to raunch? Either way, every thread I'm in seems to be devolving into raunch.

Maybe it's a secret power I never knew I had?

Generally, NS threads devolve into either partisan mudslinging or raunch. Or both, if you're really lucky and I have a say in it.

I will grant that you are far more eloquent and infinitely more subtle that your cohorts, however, it is was very clear long before your admission that you didn't like Americans. If you were trying to hide it, I am sorry but it was apparent. You know better than I which posts you make in contempt of us. Personally I wouldn't be inclinded to search for them as I don't consider them as important as the overall dislike that they convey.
I did not misread your OP. I read it, and understood exactly what you said, however, I do not believe it. I believe you may not feel that hatred at the moment, but I believe it is very much still alive within you. If I am wrong, I will certainly apologize, but it will take time to tell.
Once again, I believe that Americans need to be shocked into waking up and seeing what the reality is around them, so there is no malice or contempt that I hold for you or others that share your hatred. It is something that without forums such as this they would never realize. I sincerely salute you.

Bahahahahaha! You called me subtle!

Generally, NS threads devolve into either partisan mudslinging or raunch. Or both, if you're really lucky and I have a say in it.
Yeah well, just watch out. I may get you with my eloquent and subtle hatred!

Bahahahahaha! You called me subtle!

no no no! I called you MORE subtle! There is a difference. :D

Yeah well, just watch out. I may get you with my eloquent and subtle hatred!

...you already have.

Let this be a wake up call to my fellow Americans...!

Yes, the meaty, succulent balls.

*takes a moment to himself*
And you wonder why people aren't keen on gay mariage! :rolleyes: :D

So...let me get this straight...this whole thread is actually an attempt to somewhat disguise my blind hatred of USians by claiming that I do NOT hate them, therefore putting them off their guard so I can unleash some terrible Canuk-centric plot?:confused:

So...let me get this straight...this whole thread is actually an attempt to somewhat disguise my blind hatred of USians by claiming that I do NOT hate them, therefore putting them off their guard so I can unleash some terrible Canuk-centric plot?:confused:


No it's the opposite of that, then double it and opposite it again. Throw in a couple gallons of canadian whiskey and ...

wait what?

And you wonder why people aren't keen on gay mariage!
Gay people are.

And you wonder why people aren't keen on gay mariage! :rolleyes: :D

Not that USians are people, but, yeah, I do wonder.

So...let me get this straight...this whole thread is actually an attempt to somewhat disguise my blind hatred of USians by claiming that I do NOT hate them, therefore putting them off their guard so I can unleash some terrible Canuk-centric plot?:confused:

Yes, in fact Bill O'Reilly (All Praise be to Him) predicted you would specifically do this up to three weeks ago.

Or did you think we were too slow to figure out the devious Canadian mindset? Think again, Canadian! Behold, our superior American-built smiley hardware! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

Yes, in fact Bill O'Reilly (All Praise be to Him) predicted you would specifically do this up to three weeks ago.

Or did you think we were too slow to figure out the devious Canadian mindset? Think again, Canadian! Behold, our superior American-built smiley hardware! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
Coises. Foiled again!

That's funny. I started out not hating USians, but found that NS had started to make me do it a while back.

I then of course remembered that this is NS and that the US nutjobs and just downright unpleasant and hate-filled people, especially those using false religion as an excuse for it, here aren't all that representative of USians. At least, that's what I cling to.

Talking to my USian friends helped, too.


Can I be counted amongst your "Usian friends", Fass?

Coises. Foiled again!
lol meowth

Can I be counted amongst your "Usian friends", Fass?
I'm sure a reach-around would help your cause:eek:

Generally, NS threads devolve into either partisan mudslinging or raunch. Or both, if you're really lucky and I have a say in it.


I'm far more partial to the raunch. Its far more stimulating and interesting than the constant whining and "we're better", "you're all this or that", demands for proof, demands for proof that more suits your point of view, demands for proof that more suits your point of view from a source you deem credible, etc...and the endless arguing and nitpicking and semantics and run on sentences and pure unadulterated bullshit.

I'd rather talk about fucking.

I'd rather talk about fucking.
It's usually the women who like that part, and the men saying, "Could you shut up and put this in there instead?":D

I'm far more partial to the raunch. Its far more stimulating and interesting than the constant whining and "we're better", "you're all this or that", demands for proof, demands for proof that more suits your point of view, demands for proof that more suits your point of view from a source you deem credible, etc...and the endless arguing and nitpicking and semantics and run on sentences and pure unadulterated bullshit.

I'd rather talk about fucking.

Interesting point. Source?

Can I be counted amongst your "Usian friends", Fass?

No, but no one, of any nationality, that I haven't met IRL can. I will take that reach-around, though.

I'm sure a reach-around would help your cause:eek:


I said "friends", you jabbering, USA-hating shrieking cretin !!

I didnt say I wanted to take trombone lessons with him in long hot showers together.

I'd love to get you over the arm of a couch and teach you some manners....

i hAte you

Interesting point. Source?


very good. If you said "meh", my head would have exploded...*L*

No, but no one, of any nationality, that I haven't met IRL can. I will take that reach-around, though.


Cant really help you out there, but I'm sure you understand.

It's usually the women who like that part, and the men saying, "Could you shut up and put this in there instead?":D

I dont know if I've ever asked. My wishes are usually understood without wasting much-needed oxygen on words.

Cant really help you out there, but I'm sure you understand.

No biggie. You wouldn't be the first "straight" man I've serviced without it being reciprocated.

Cant really help you out there, but I'm sure you understand.
I'll take the lesson though:)

Yeah, but I like your ideas on sex.

Sex is the equalizer.

Maybe I'll change my name to the Sexualizer...
























Or maybe not...

I have no qualms with Canada really, or the US. If you traveled extensively enough you realize that all the bullshite politics really doesn't change the fact that people are generally the same. It's just idealism raises its ugly head at times.

Really, what is the difference between me and the people who are ten minutes away from me that are "In a different country" beside the fact that they have more colorful money and are usually strippers (I live near Fort Erie).

very good. If you said "meh", my head would have exploded...*L*

I try to avoid words like "meh," as well as "preggers" and "hubby."

Channel 'portaging', please dear. The proper cultural expressions are clearly outlined in Farley Mowat's "Two Hosers Against the North". Was your house not equipped with a copy?

Better contact the Canadian National Identity Crisis Bureau. They'll send 'round a copy post-haste.


Arent they placed by one group or another-like bibles in hotel rooms?

No biggie. You would be the first "straight" man I've serviced without it being reciprocated.
Ouch. Shitty. Bastards. Weren't they taught, "do unto others as they have done unto you?"

No biggie. You would be the first "straight" man I've serviced without it being reciprocated.

Well- not reciprocating is plain rude.

Yes, it is. Someone made it up. It got a meaning. It got used. A word.


Swedians, Canuckians, what's in a word?

Ouch. Shitty. Bastards. Weren't they taught, "do unto others as they have done unto you?"

Yeah, but being gay is icky, and they're not gay as long as they aren't actively so.

Well- not reciprocating is plain rude.

With you, I wouldn't mind. :fluffle:

Yeah, but being gay is icky, and they're not gay as long as they aren't actively so.

What is being happy icky? ;)

Ouch. Shitty. Bastards. Weren't they taught, "do unto others as they have done unto you?"


Thats one of my ammendments to the ten commanments- "Do unto others, before they do unto you."
I had something totally different in mind,though.

With you, I wouldn't mind. :fluffle:

I'll go as far as to say I'm flattered. Thank you.

Yeah, but being gay is icky, and they're not gay as long as they aren't actively so.
I love that mindset. It's so messed up. "I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's a girl...":rolleyes:

I love that mindset. It's so messed up. "I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's a girl...":rolleyes:

At least they say that's what they're pretending. I don't judge them, though, the ones I did were very lickable. :)

I'll take the lesson though:)


One of these days, we'll have to work this out.
bien que vous nes puissez pas etre le meme apres vous ayez vu le loup...

I love that mindset. It's so messed up. "I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's a girl...":rolleyes:


I think thats a common practice at the gloryhole

I think thats a common practice at the gloryhole
lol gay totally spies erotic fanfiction

One of these days, we'll have to work this out.
bien que vous nes puissez pas etre le meme apres vous ayez vu le loup...
I had no idea you could speak French.

And that sounds like a promise:)

It's usually the women who like that part, and the men saying, "Could you shut up and put this in there instead?":D
Here's a little known fact. Do you know what men are doing while women are making love?fucking them

No biggie. You wouldn't be the first "straight" man I've serviced without it being reciprocated.
So THATS how you pay for college! :D

Here's a little known fact. Do you know what men are doing while women are making love?fucking them
you're funny i like you because you're funny

btw would you like to collaborate with me in the authorship of a gay totally spies/wing commander erotic fanfic?

So THATS how you pay for college! :D

College is free here. As is my ass.

I had no idea you could speak French.

And that sounds like a promise:)


I'm full of surprises. or googled it, which would be pretty boring.

I've made more seemingly insurmountable events occur.

So THATS how you pay for college! :D

Even the cheapest college has to cost at least 1400 hummers a semester.

Even the cheapest college has to cost at least 1400 hummers a semester.

That's perfectly doable.

That's perfectly doable.
My jaws ache just thinking of it...then again, I don't keep count, maybe I'm well within that range?

Hey Fass, idle question here...you don't ever go by the name hansqui while online, do you?

Channel 'portaging', please dear. The proper cultural expressions are clearly outlined in Farley Mowat's "Two Hosers Against the North". Was your house not equipped with a copy?

Better contact the Canadian National Identity Crisis Bureau. They'll send 'round a copy post-haste.
Arent they placed by one group or another-like bibles in hotel rooms?
Yes, the CNICB, as mentioned in my previous post. I believe the Bureau is currently headed by Howie Mandel, though there may be a shake-up soon due to the upcoming elections. Past Bureau chiefs include Bruno Gerussi, Lorne Greene and Bonhomme Carnaval.

That's perfectly doable.


Are you always going to take the funny shit I say and make it more outrageous?

My jaws ache just thinking of it...then again, I don't keep count, maybe I'm well within that range?

Think about it. If you do ten a day, it'll only take you 140 days to fill your quota. If you're good at them, 10 shouldn't take more than an hour a day. Giving jobs beats getting a job.

Hey Fass, idle question here...you don't ever go by the name hansqui while online, do you?

No, no I don't.

My jaws ache just thinking of it...then again, I don't keep count, maybe I'm well within that range?



How about your ears & scalp?

Think about it. If you do ten a day, it'll only take you 140 days to fill your quota. If you're good at them, 10 shouldn't take more than an hour a day. Beats getting a job.


Ok- two things-

#1. Fill your what?

and

B- you're giving a job, of sorts.

Ok- two things-

#1. Fill your what?

and

B- you're giving a job, of sorts.



the dinner bell just rang.


later, all.

Are you always going to take the funny shit I say and make it more outrageous?

Don't worry, I'll do it with your unfunny shit, too.

the dinner bell just rang.


later, all.
KFC's at the door?:p Good nite!

#1. Fill your what?

Quota. (http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&va=quota)

Hey Fass, if I wanted to do ya, just as a grudge hump, because you piss me off so much, would that make me gay?

And the more important question........Would you like it? ;)

Hey Fass, if I wanted to do ya, just as a grudge hump, because you piss me off so much, would that make me gay?

Not if you don't want it to.

And the more important question........Would you like it? ;)

Depends on how good of a top you are, but probably.

Not if you don't want it to.
I would put a "USian" flag over you and do it for America! (yes, I said USian, damnit! This is a tender moment!)



Depends on how good of a top you are, but probably.
I officially like you again! Well, until you express another crazy Swedish opinion. ;) But until then, your A OK

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out how special and unique NS General is. Where else can you see a gay Swede and a straight married American redneck flirting?


(I feel so dirty, yet strangely satisfied)

Even the cheapest college has to cost at least 1400 hummers a semester.

That's not fair. I never got that many hummers in all of my years of college.

In all my life, yes. But not in college.

Well, a big reason is NS. Seriously. Now, I always SAID I didn't hate Americans, I hated their government, but really, I hated Americans. I admit it. Now I can't. Too many of you are pretty reasonable people. Then again, some of you are complete nutcases...but you're balanced out by the nutcases of other national origins. I am no more likely to agree with a Canadian than I am with a person from the US, or anywhere else. This makes me sad, because now I can't blame everything on you bastards. Well, I can, but my heart isn't in it anymore:(

You can hate me all you want. I have TNS (total niceguy syndrome). :p

You can hate me all you want. I have TNS (total niceguy syndrome). :p
That usually implies DSB...

Don't worry, I'll do it with your unfunny shit, too.

You'll be hard-pressed to find any unfunny shit from me.

I can adjust your perception if you do.

That's not fair. I never got that many hummers in all of my years of college.

In all my life, yes. But not in college.


You didnt ask right.